Funny Songs - Santa Claus Is Hungry Tonight - Lyrics

posted by CheetahGirl5147

Milk With Cookies...

Sing to the tune of “Santa Claus Is Coming to Town”
Oh, anda better get up
and make something quick.
It wouldn't be smart
to starve old Saint Nick.
Santa Claus is hungry tonight.
Your mom saved him some ice cream
and a slice of labu pie.
Too bad anda finished both of them
while he was flying ’cross the sky.
Oh, anda needed a snack
and didn't think twice.
anda ate Santa’s treats,
so now pay the price.
Santa Claus is hungry tonight.
He knows anda are not sleeping.
Your snoring is so fake.
You’d better get yourself downstairs
and bake the man a cake.
Oh, anda better get up
and make something quick.
It wouldn't be smart to starve old Saint Nick.
Santa Claus is hungry tonight.

CheetahGirl5147 I posted this early :P

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Canada24 responding to dumb internet questions...

posted by Canada24

How do I become sarcastic?
CANADA24; anda answer pertanyaan such as THIS one.

My house is on fire, what do I do?
CANADA24; anda get off the fuckin computer and go outside!

Can anda get pregnant from watching porn?
CANADA24; Only on wednesdays.

Every time I drink alcohol I feel sad.
CANADA24; Your not drinking ENOUGH of it!

I was having sex with my sister and got a cramp in my leg.
CANADA24; GOOD!

Why are bayi ugly at first?
CANADA24; anda try living inside a woman's vigina for so long!

How do I become a Justin Bieber fan?
CANADA24; anda take a large blow to the head. Maybe jump off a cliff as a start.

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Wolfwalkers - Legendary Prologue

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Corner of Horror - Episode 139 - Cultober II: The Return - An American Werewolf in london

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It’s the halloween season again, a time to walk around my local town like a creep, traumatize children with my stupid antics, and also talk about film that critics hate but has a passionate fandom surrounding them, atau at the very least, the general audiences hate. But that isn’t the case with our first film (The first introductee to Cultober II and I’ve already lied to everyone). A classic among horror fans, and even Michael Jackson himself, who took inspiration from the film to work into his own musik video for Thriller, one of the most populer musik video of all time. That’s right,...

The Nut House Episode 16

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Theme Song

Kevin: *Plays piano*
David: *Playing bass*
Liam: *Playing drums*
Liz: *Plays guitar*
Mr. Nut: *Sings* Welcome everybody to The Nut House. Thankfully this is not in Laos. Come on everybody into The Nut House. anda can wear anything except for a blouse. Come on everybody, step into The Nut House.
Everyone: The Nut House!

Episode 16: Tubing

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Johnny Lightning Episode 9

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Holiday Inn, Charlestown South Carolina

Three women arrived in a Chevrolet Cruze. Two were sitting up front, while one was in the back seat.

Cara: *Gets out of the car with Edith* We'll be right back. We need to get something important.
Edith: Leave the engine running.
Charlotte: *Nods. She watches the women walk into the hotel, then picks up her phone to talk to her mother*
Mom: Hello?
Charlotte: Hi Mom, charlotte here.
Mom: How are anda doing?
Charlotte: Good. I made a couple of new friends, and I just became a member of this group called Social Justice Warriors.
Mom: Congratulations darling. I need...

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Johnny Lightning Episode 8

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Mount Stewart, Northern Ireland

Commander Kane: Gentlemen, we have invited the eight of anda here, for a special exercise.
MI6 Commander: anda will attempt to infiltrate a camp set up oleh my boys. Good luck to anda Yanks.
Commander Kane: And good luck to anda fellas as well.

After five menit of getting everything set up, the CIA agents were allowed to go to the MI6 camp. Everyone was wearing black, and were carrying paintball guns.

One CIA agent, was actually an enemy spy. He was trying to find a car to use to get to the airport.

Enemy Spy: *Walking along a castle, he sees an MI6 agent walking from...

1990 Rolls Royce Silver Spur

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My Feelings on Whether Hating Films is Bad atau Good

posted by Windrises

I actually really enjoy watching film reviews and the film reviews where critics dislike films are often lebih entertaining. The best film reviews involve exaggerating feelings about films. However both regular people and critics often hate films. I think that hating on films too much can be a bad thing.

Of course there are plenty of films that I dislike, but I don't hate any fils. I used to hate some films. There were films that made me mad just oleh thinking about them. I don't get why people should hate films. Of course people are allowed to dislike films, but disliking and hating are 2 different...

Time Mastery Simplified with Time Calculator

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In a world where every detik counts, managing time effectively is a universal challenge. Fortunately, Time Calculator steps in as your ultimate ally in conquering the complexities of time management. Let's embark on a journey to discover the features that make this website a game-changer.

Unveiling the Time Calculator Wizardry

At the core of Time Calculator is the link – a wizard for all your time-related calculations. Whether you're a student crunching numbers for assignments atau a professional navigating project timelines, this tool brings versatility to your fingertips. Adding atau subtracting...

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puncak, atas FIVE BEST MODERN SHOWS - oleh Canada24

posted by Canada24

1: SMILING FRIENDS:

Let's start with the newest Adult Swim tampil that has been making a splash, made almost directly for youtubers in one form atau another. With the same humour and art style of Meatcayon and Oney, and featuring many youtube cameos, including Oney himself. And even Chills made a appearence.

Despite the show's dark disturbing nature, the actual premise itself is relatively heartwarming one. Their goal is to simply make people happy, that's literally it. And the cast actually does make anda feel that they do see each other as friends and care about one another, as where in...

Anya Cooke Birthday Song Screenshot

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Octordle is a populer word game based on Wordle

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Octordle is a very populer Wordle-based word game. link differs from Wordle in a few ways, but most notably in the word count when played. With Wordle the player is trying to guess a five letter word but with Octordle the player is guessing eight five letter words at a time. Guessing a five-letter word can be a bit overwhelming for some players, so adding another seven-letter word is less than ideal. Octordle is a game for those who want a challenge. Word-savvy players can really test their skills in this game. This game works just like Wordle. It is played in the browser and keeps the same...

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Let Me Tell anda About This Product

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Hi, I'm Steven Ovonel, and I'm here to tell anda about an amazing product called Spamdex. Spamdex allows people to be harassed oleh many acak ads that pop up out of nowhere. We've also created hundreds of AI accounts that send messages to people about products atau apps that they don't want. They also create useless articles, post pointless comments, ruining people's hard work. Let's see what others have to say about Spamdex.

My name is Connor Noiles, and my review on HelluvaBoss was ruined oleh an idiot that diposting a link to a game called Battleship Online. Why would anda do something like that?

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A daftar of Sites anda Probably Should Avoid!

posted by want2watcheroes

I do think that anda probably should avoid the following sites I am going to list. I will add lebih to the daftar when I find lebih sites I think anda should probably avoid. So if anyone sends anda link to the following sites, anda have been warned that they could be tricking you. Some of these are obviously bad oleh the name of the link but some of them are very sneaky to trick you.

UNLESS anda ARE A SICKO I ADVISE anda NOT TO GO TO THE FOLLOWING SITES

meatspin.com
fingerslam.com
infoslash.com
wowomg.com
2girls1cup.com
2girls1finger.com
lemonparty.org
goatse.cz
cleangirls.org
salsasnack.com
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100 Reasons why anda cinta her

posted by milorox18

1. I cinta the way we finish each other’s sentences.

2. I cinta the way I know you’ll never give up on me.

3. I cinta the fact that I wouldn’t ever give up on you.

4. I cinta the way anda look at me.

5. I cinta how beautiful your eyes are.

6. I cinta the way I can’t imagine a hari without anda in my life.

7. I cinta the way if we were ever separated I wouldn’t know how to go on.

8. I cinta the way we cuddle and watch sunsets together.

9. I cinta the way we sometimes stay up all night and just talk, then watch the sunrise together.

10. I cinta how I know you’ll always be there when I need anda to be.

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20 ways to know if a guy loves anda ( for girls )

posted by aya3

1- eye contact , if anda notice him staring a lot at anda ..like lebih than 5 times in the same hari .(unless anda got a stain on your shirt)
2- if anda and him were in the same area , he would be with anda in every where anda walk to ( like a party atau a konser ..etc)
3- he would sit selanjutnya to anda in your class ( unless hes too shy )
4- he would scream atau laugh out loud to get your attention .
5- he would kill to be your lab partner at school .
6 - if he says to anda hi and hes all too sweaty , make sure hes nervous and that means he likes you.
7-if anda drop something , he would be the first to get it for...

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101 Ways to Annoy your Teacher

posted by simpleplan

1. When the teacher says to “take a seat”, anda answer “take it where”.
2. When the teacher calls your name at roll call, anda answer “Absent”.
3. When she calls roll, anda answer “yo mama”.
4. When the teacher says something, anda say “is that so?”
5. If anda so happened to not turn in your homework say, your class pet ate it.
6. Tell your teacher you’ll turn in your homework, as soon as your parents finish doing it.
7. Tell your teacher anda did not turn in your homework because anda were watching TV.
8. Fold your homework into a cootie-catcher.
9. Fold your homework into a paper...

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-39 Pranks on Teachers!-

posted by smileypop9

1.When anda walk into the room, run up to the teacher and stare her in the eyes. nothing more. just keep a straight face and stare. they get quite scared.

2.Before your science class starts, put a alat pendingin, pendingin that has "Human Head" written on top, on the front table. On the board write: "Class, we will be disecting a human head tommorrow, the sign up daftar is on my meja tulis, meja for the part anda would like to dissect" Actually put a sign up daftar on her desk.

3.bring a cactus to school. Raise your hand. When called upon say the cactus has a question. look at the cactus and wait for it to say something. when it...