Funny Songs - Santa Claus Is Hungry Tonight - Lyrics

posted by CheetahGirl5147

Milk With Cookies...

Sing to the tune of “Santa Claus Is Coming to Town”
Oh, anda better get up
and make something quick.
It wouldn't be smart
to starve old Saint Nick.
Santa Claus is hungry tonight.
Your mom saved him some ice cream
and a slice of labu pie.
Too bad anda finished both of them
while he was flying ’cross the sky.
Oh, anda needed a snack
and didn't think twice.
anda ate Santa’s treats,
so now pay the price.
Santa Claus is hungry tonight.
He knows anda are not sleeping.
Your snoring is so fake.
You’d better get yourself downstairs
and bake the man a cake.
Oh, anda better get up
and make something quick.
It wouldn't be smart to starve old Saint Nick.
Santa Claus is hungry tonight.

CheetahGirl5147 I posted this early :P

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ABC's of ex girlfriends

posted by karpach_14

A
is for Arteries.
You know, the things that your ex-girlfriend ripped out because she really didn't care for anda anda twit she was only after your money and could have diberikan a shit about you.

B
is for Bitter. Who, me?? No way. I really hope things between them do work out. I hope they get married and have 2 children that are little devils and her hips get huge and his eyebrows finally grow completely together and they get fat and old together and then DIE!!

C
is for Call ya later.She won't. She never has before.

D
is for Dumped. Does D need to be explained?

E
is for Eating like a pig. Remember when...

1

My Job Sucks

posted by smileypop9

I found this on www.funny.com, and it's kinda hilarious!! Can anda guess whose and what job it is?

You think your job sucks? Let me tell anda about the people I work with.
First, there's this supermodel wanna-be chick. Ok, I'll admit, she's pretty hot, but damn she is completely useless. The girl is constantly fixing her hair atau putting on her makeup. She is extremely self centered and never considers the needs of anyone other than herself. She is dumber than a box of rocks and I find it surprising that she has enough brain power to breathe.
The selanjutnya chick is exactly the opposite- she might even...

1

The Shaggy anjing Theme

posted by coolkatstar

I found this on the internet :P

part I
Everybody who has a dog calls it "Rover" atau "Boy"; I called mine "Sex". Now Sex has been very embarrassing to me. When I went to the city hall to renew his license, I told the clerk I wanted to have a license for Sex. He berkata "I'd like to have one too." Then I berkata "But this is a dog". He berkata he didn't care want she looked like. Then I said, "You don't understand, I've had Sex since I was 9 years old." He berkata I must have been quite a kid.

Then when I got married and went on my honeymoon, I took the dog with me. I told the hotel clerk I wanted a room for...

1

Calliope Channel episode 9

posted by invadercalliope

CAALLIIOOPPEE CHHAANNEELL!!!!!!!!!!!!
It's me your host Invader Calliope ^^
Can anda believe were already on our ninth episode!
TIME SURE FLIES!Welcome to another happy episode of Calliope Channel! Well today were gonna bring another character out! And it's.....Lardnard!
Invader Calliope:SO COME OUT!
Lardnard:Oh *falls*
Invader Calliope:You sound like some nerdy turtle.
Lardnard:Well umm i'm here.
Invader Calliope:FINALLY THINGS ARE PICKING UP AROUND HERE!
Lardnard:Yeah!
Invader Calliope:Yeah.That's how anda respond.
Lardnard:Umm is there a problem.
Invader Calliope:Ohhh nothing! Oh NO WERE OUTTA TIME BYE ME!
The End!

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Bumble Bee Lyrics

posted by invadercalliope

Oh-o-o-oa
Oh-o-o-o

Oh-o-o-oa
Oh-o-o-o

Sweet little bumble bee I know what anda want from me
Dup-i-dup-i-do la da
Dup-i-dup-i-do la da
Sweet little bumble bee lebih than just a fantasy
Dup-i-dup-i-do la da
Dup-i-dup-i-do la da

My jantung skips a beat
When anda walk in the room
I go boom boom boom
You go zoom zoom zoom
You're my playboy, playtoy
Love and my friend
I wanna be with anda until the end

I give my jantung and my soul to you
To make anda see its true
Im so confused, baby, cant anda see
Please come rescue me

Sweet little bumble bee I know what anda want from me
Dup-i-dup-i-do la da
Dup-i-dup-i-do la da
Sweet little bumble...

1

Calliope Channel episode 6

posted by invadercalliope

CAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLLLIIIIIIIIOOOOOOOOOPPPEEEE
CHHHAAAAAANNNNNNNEEEEELLLL!
Hia everyone I'M YOUR HOST INVADER CALLIOPE!
TIME FOR THE SIX EPISODE OF CALLIOPE CHANNEL!
I hope anda are getting use to this tampil cuz I am!
Well todays specail guest is......Angry monkey!
Angry Monkey:Gir
Invader Calliope:Did anda say something!
Angry Monkey:Uh nothing s-sorry.
Invader Calliope:Well it looks like the Angry Monkey is'nt use to interviews!He must be nervous because of all the people watching!
Angry Monkey:*scared*
Invader Calliope:So anyway wait we are all outta time well BYE EVERYONE!I hope anda enjoy the picture!
The End!

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Calliope Channel episode 4

posted by invadercalliope

CCAALLIIOOPPEE
CCHHAANNEEL!
HIA EVERYONE WELCOME TO CALLIOPE CHANNEL!
I'M YOUR HOST INVADER CALLIOPE!
ITS NICE TO SEE anda AGAIN!
I WILL BE GIVING anda 120 PERCENT!
TODAYS SPECAIL GUEST bintang IS....
Dib:DIIIB!
Invader Calliope:HEY!
Dib:What?
Invader Calliope: DON'T anda EVER CUT ME OFF AGAIN!
Dib:I'M SORRY!
Invader Calliope:THIS IS'NT KIDS PLAY! SO anda BETTER HANDLE YOUR SELF atau I WILL MAKE SURE YOUR OFF INVADER ZIM!
Dib:I'm sorry! I'm really very sorry!
Invader Calliope:Ok because Dib was so horrible I will end the tampil earlyer!Bye!
The End

2

a acak song

posted by trentgwenfan1

i cinta cereal yes i do

i cinta cereal how bout you

coco pufe

ceriose

cookie crisp

wasting cerial is a risk

i cinta cerial yes i do i cinta cerial anda better to

it is breakfast

most important meal

if anda can't have crealeal

do not steal

i cinta creal yes we do i cinta ceral anda should to

it is healfy

for your brain

for test math and englesh

even frech and science

i cinta ccerale yes i do

i cinta crealy how about you

me and my firend made this up what are some acak songs anda made up plz commet

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11. SURE things yOU wish yuor boyfriend didnt know about you!!!

posted by neonstars

1.where anda keep yOUR diary!!
2.if u r on your peroid atau nawt!!
3.Who anda talk 2 on the phone
4.THat anda are super jelous atau other girls (or boys)
5.That anda hate most of his family.
6.THat when a crisi comes up anda will run to him
7.What yuor style is!!
8.That like to watch scary movies(LOL)
9.That anda have an internet profile.
10.AND the last your cell number!! OMG they practliy break the phone!!!
11.How smart anda are at fixing things.

GIRLS STAY KEWL,BEAUTYFUL, and if any guys try to break tht BREAK THEYRE FACe!!!!

I cartooned myself and this is wat i got!!!

3

What Business Brand Slogans Taught Me

posted by KittyTDA98

1.    Kobalt Tools taught me that anda can’t kill a Kobalt.
2.    Home Depot taught me that the power of the halaman awal Depot is lebih saving and lebih doing.
3.    Burger King taught me to have it my way.
4.    Tony the Tiger taught me that Frosted Flakes are lebih than good, they’re great!
5.    Nike taught me to just do it.
6.    Disneyland taught me that it’s the happiest place on Earth.
7.    McDonald’s taught me that I’m loving it.
8.    Sprite...

5

A severe warning of a perverted fanpopper anda should all stay away from! :O

posted by K5-HOWL

esah

because he's a stupid perverted boy. I was having a normal conversation with him then he out of the blue accused me of "wanting to be with him" of not being a virgin. Repeatedly insulted me(i wont repeat what he said) and tried to "seduce" me. And now hes trying to flirt with me

Yes K5-HOWL has lost her mind because of the sick bitches in this world,

This is just a simple warning thing. This is not to be cruel just to warn fellow fanpoppers of who to stay away from.

-___- He just gave his phone number, that ticks me off. I will post update if anda want :)

1

part to of ~haunted~ ~hell~ ~house~ ~HHH~

posted by CUTEDXC

me-i ran as fast as a could i forgot there was stairs so i fall so hard i went right threw the floor and in to the basement i cant get out HELP sence i cant get out i had to explore the basement and girl/or boy anda do not want to be down there *slap fingers*

only for lebih hours and my friends will come and get me i hope so :( i kept walking till i saw it there behind the certin as the wind was blowing it a cat that poor cat must of died of hunger i had to something so i went up to it and i could hear in a low voice but still freaky get away from MY body
there was no way i could have yelled i...

3

Rain, sunshine and licerish!(read while listenning to Your body's a wonderland-JohnMayer)

posted by 555YJ

i was sad one day
i was walking in the street
feeling sad and alone
the boy i have a crush on is my first best friend
and my other best friend
who's also a boy
to wich i say everything to
has a crush on me and just admited it
i was walking in the jalan, street
feeling sad and alone
my house is a little farther
and i'm actually enjoying the nice breeze
i take my ipod out of my jeans pocket
and put john mayer's your body is a wonderland
and i buy some licerish
and i turn the volume up
and start dancing in the street
i get farther from home
to a little hill
and i sleep on the ground lookin up
there's no one selanjutnya to me
i...

5

seasolnal festivals !!

posted by aya3

it is some traditions...it is useful to know it...^_^
1st:SUMMER:
every tahun people build bonfires on hilltops all over Cornwall in the south_west of england these fires are a celebration of summer and they lit on the night after the summer solstice(on 22 June). the ceremony isn`t performed in English it is performed in Cornish , an old Celtic language.

2nd: SPRING:
the helston `furry(floral) dance` is one of the oldest festivals in england it takes place in hellstone an old Cornish town ,it celebrates the coming of the spring the `dance` is procession throw the narrow streets of the town the men...

2

Pie ay ay(the pie song).

posted by Jamie38459

Piyaiyai, Piyaiyai, Piyaiyai eat them till u cry[reapeat][1st verse] The empty pie tins, were 1st known as frisbees, spinning,spinning it makes me dizzy. They look shiny, reflects toward the sun, yes bakeries, R our number 1. [chorus] Pie ay ay, I'm a birdie who likes pies, throw little pecks, straight down in2 peoples eyes. Pie ay ay, I'm a birdie who likes pies, keep throwin them, at the cogs until they die. [verse 2] Now they have a bakery, they got all of the treats, all of the snacks, look good enough 2 eat. From cakes to brownies, kue, cookie and pie, colorful, fruitful, tasty deserts oh my! [repeat chorus] piyaiyaiyai, piyaiyaiyai, piyaiyai eat them til cry[repeat]. [wait 4 about 30 secs, then repeat verse 1, and then repeat the chorus twice, and then wait 4 about 8 seconds] Pie ay ay, im a birdie who likes pies, eat them all up till ur so full u could cry. THE END, hope u liked it(and sang it rite).

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Yeah Me; The Nerd Chapter 2 Carlz The brave

posted by cute20k

As I weave through dark allies, trying to make my way home, everything feels wrong. It's hari time and there is crickets chirping. The moon is shining along with bright stars while the brilliant sun sleeps. Annabella was not there. This time, it wasn't Annabella and I running away from one of our stunts. I was running for a different reason. I needed to get halaman awal so I could cry. I needed to sit there in my crying corner and cry. I did not make it halaman awal in time. I collapse onto the harsh cement and burst into tears, right there in an alley.
Hours pass. I lose track of time, but I know the sun...

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Myspace Lies

posted by HaiSuG96

RuHiU G. [Katia V.]
This is myspace. People post their "life stories" on the internet. They share their interests, likes, dislikes, music, video and the usual "I got them haters going like ____" , "i cinta my haters" or, "don't give a ____ about what others think". Myspace is a place full of lies. Some people say they don't give a crap about people telling them stuff to their faces, but they are the first ones anda see crying in the restroom because of a stupid comment. They say that they cinta their haters, and sometimes I think "if anda cinta your haters, then why do anda hate back?" seriously....

5

the malaikat on my other shoulder

posted by orangeturnip

when that malaikat sits on my shoulder
whispers into my jantung
a peace , a harmony
a bliss feeling of out of control
the malaikat appears to anda in form of desire
anda float along with the force of ...
woooooooooooooooo
anda jump about
cos anda cant sit down
the power of jolly drunk without the drink
the power to make others happy
this malaikat with her good intensions
will make anda fly
the malaikat will make anda cry
the malaikat will make anda feel how others feel
so anda can empathise
and be ver wise in emotionial terms
theres an internal war
between the malaikat and the death
they fight feroususly
but they dont even relise
they have both already lost

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Oldest of memories from me and 3 friends who need lives. XD

posted by MF114

EmptyInside: im late
Skrewwd: I feel wild
Skrewwd screams for the heck of it
WhoCares: A hari dont go oleh anda dont feel that way.
Skrewwd kisses Black, CC, and Luna full in the mouth for the heck of it
MentalBlackie gets shotgun
EmptyInside watches black for rea- nevermind xD
WhoCares grabs shotgun and her chiansaw
Skrewwd: O.o
MentalBlackie: IF anda do that again I'm gonna make BigMacs outta anda XD
EmptyInside just sits there
Skrewwd runs for the hills
EmptyInside: WOO NON-VIOLENCE!
EmptyInside: ...for once
WhoCares: No fair Black, I wanted to do that to him!!
MentalBlackie shoots
MentalBlackie: Well
MentalBlackie:...

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fangs and bulu

posted by hotice

" I know what anda want from me.you want me to tell anda my tale like the group before me had" "To know why they sent me here to anda . why i am different from everone else " . "But if i tell anda i could get a lot of people around me hurt " berkata the girl.

"I promise my dear that i will tell no one of what anda will tell me today " berkata the man .

"Alright but anda will not like what i tell anda .' 'I do not know where to begin ."

"Just start with your name I am willing to listen " berkata the man " i am doctor after all."

"ok , my name is Melody Willgrove and i am a werewolf "

alright if anda want hear lebih . tell me because that was just a prologue .sorry if it bored u