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Check out this infected canker sore in my mouth!
I work for the IRS.
Have anda ever tried cat meat?
I don't know why I ate it - liver and onions always gives me gas.
I just had a proctological exam - wow, worth every penny!
The last time my head rang like this I woke up with a dead man selanjutnya to me!
I puked on the last person who flew selanjutnya to me.
My butt reeeally itches!
Would anda look at the size of the hair I just yanked out of my nose!
My psychiatrist says that flying helps offset my desire to mutilate small, defenseless, woodland creatures.
The last guy who ignored me is still on a respirator.
Would anda hold this messy kleenex for me?
Wanna see my tonsils? I keep them in a jar.
I haven't changed my underwear in over two weeks! How about you?
The doctors say that my eighth personality is the least dangerous.
Wow, look at that little boy in the third row!
Can anda believe they only gave me three years for killing my own sister?!
Hey, does your urine ever turn blue?
I get a proctological exam once a week, whether I need it atau not!
This cramped fuselage reminds me of solitary.
Oh damn, my diaper's wet again!
If I go unconscious just stick your finger down my throat - that'll wake me up.
Wanna buy a gerbil?
Boy, that business at Waco was a mess - I got outa there right behind the Savior David!
Ya know, since I moved to West Hollywood my gerbil business has really taken off.
Wow, they could charge for that cavity cari they gave me at the border!
I've just been treated for tapeworms.
Don Knotts is my favorit actor!
I work for the city of San Gabriel and I drive a garbage truck.
The pilot and I were in the same drug rehab clinic - he was doing much better when I left a couple days ago.
Did I tell anda Charles Manson's my uncle?
I collect aluminum foil.
Ya know, these days a man can't hang out with a seven tahun old boy without being ridiculed oleh his peers!
I work in a landfill.
I remember, not too long ago, when a man could work hard clubbing baby seals all hari long and then go halaman awal and have a tall, cold one with a clear conscience.
I have every album the Bee Gees ever recorded!
I work on a Japanese whaling ship.
We're planning on leaving our bodies and meeting with the mother ship selanjutnya Tuesday - wanna come?
 Razilee and Elijah 2019
Razilee and Elijah 2019
Elijah Jones's long awaited arrival for 2019 was a documentary that released side oleh side with his promoted album K-12 oleh Melanie Martinez on September 5, 2019. It's no surprise that Jones's release was "stereotypical". Elijah's hype for the 2019 tahun started as early as January 2019 and finally died down in May 2019. But with July crossing, Jones's hyped increased and within August 2019 it severely increased. Not only did the film represent something different in response to his sebelumnya albums "Utilize" and "Forgive To Forget" the film had no relation to them and exposed something completely...
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 Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see! *Talks faster* Snooping as usual *Slows down* I see!
Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see! *Talks faster* Snooping as usual *Slows down* I see!


Song: link

 The rectangle flies towards the white oval. As the two shapes gabung together, words appear.
The rectangle flies towards the white oval. As the two shapes gabung together, words appear.


This is another intro focusing on my characters from Trainz, but only the diesels are involved this time.

Leon: *Leaving Impala Station, on a passenger train with Stan, Sebastian, and Xavier*
Sean: *Pulling seven coaches as he passes Mike Fonzi pulling twenty freight cars*
Jesse: *Returning from the yards. He yawns as he stops on the turntable*
Ian: *Pulling a freight train with Shayne, and Jerry*...
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Hello dudes and dudettes,Silent Borse is in the house and I have a not so special announcement to make:
Remember Opposite hari last year?Well get ready for the madness once again this tahun because after making a poling about whether atau not we should hold another Opposite Day(and turn it into an annual event in general)to see if the others agree as well:link
I(with the suggestions of Lefteris and Riku) have come to the conclusion that we should hold the Opposite hari on November 25 this Sunday.Reason why this tanggal was chosen?Because the majority of users on here should have free time on that day.



P.S.
If anyone has any disagreements about the tanggal than feel free to contact me.
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Note: Frozen is owned oleh Disney, not me. I hope that anda have fun membaca and feel free to comment.

Princess Anna and queen Elsa were relaxing in the living room of the kingdom. Anna asked "Do anda miss swimming?"

Elsa berkata "Well I guess I do."

Anna berkata "Well my related friend I have a answer to your problem."

Elsa berkata "Problem?"

Anna berkata "Yes. We haven't swam in months, but don't worry. I found a private lake near the kingdom that'll be perfect for us."

Elsa berkata "Are sure it's a private lake? I don't wanna share a lake with like 50 people."

Anna berkata "Don't worry. I've been to this lake...
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Poor Rob Dyke... Having to sit though this when people send him fucked up temblr posts, for his videos.. Maybe WindWaker430 should do a similar series though.. He likes getting angry...


#1:
Who cares about remembering soldiers, long as it means a hari off school, I'm happy!


#2:
I don't care if it's illegal, if a corpse looks hot, I'm fucking it!


#3:
JUST CAUSE I SUCKED YOUR COCK, DON'T MEAN WE DATING! I SUCKED YOUR COCK, BUT NOT YOUR HEART!!


#4:
I don't care about your shitty opinions! I like having sex with my father, it feels mature! So fuck off haters!


#5;
My kid is NEVER gonna watch Skrek! Disagree...
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So for a long while now I've been into travel and wanderlust. For even longer, I have been obsessed with fictional characters. One hari I got to thinking about where my favorit might go if they lived in our world/time period.

Regina Mills (Once Upon A Time)

For Regina I had a few thoughts. I think that she'd go somewhere romantic like France atau Italy atau possibly even Spain. In the end she strikes me as lebih of an Italy type of woman. I feel like France would be too softly romantic for her if that makes sense. Personally I associate Italy with a lebih passionately romantic vibe. I can see her...
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Sidney Nebraska. 60 miles east of Cheyenne Wyoming.

Just south of Interstate 80 was an airport. A small passenger plane with two propellers landed on the runway, and headed for the hangar.

Mark: *Watching the plane* He's here. Let's bring the truck to him.
Pilot: *Opens a door, and grabs a peti kayu, peti from one of the seats*
Mark: *Driving a Silverado, he stops selanjutnya to the plane*
Pilot: Mr. Ason. You're early.
Mark: I just wanted to help anda unload the goods myself.
Pilot: Very kind of you. I got three lebih crates. This one has the important stuff I mentioned over the phone.

A man in a black suit opened the...
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Yo,what's up guys?Silent Borse is in the house and today I have decided to talk about a very controversial topic THE ZANARCHY.
There was a time when I used to work for the Zanarchy as a scientist but I left after I realized just horrible the Zanarchy really is.I'm menulis this artikel in order to warn everyone about the threat that is the Zanarachy.
The following are the puncak, atas 10 secrets that the Zanarchy doesn't want anyone to know:
1.The Zanarchy doesn't actually want anarchy
The biggest lie that the Zanarchy tells in order to deceive naive people is that they want anarchy aka a world that in which...
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