Check out this infected canker sore in my mouth!
I work for the IRS.
Have anda ever tried cat meat?
I don't know why I ate it - liver and onions always gives me gas.
I just had a proctological exam - wow, worth every penny!
The last time my head rang like this I woke up with a dead man selanjutnya to me!
I puked on the last person who flew selanjutnya to me.
My butt reeeally itches!
Would anda look at the size of the hair I just yanked out of my nose!
My psychiatrist says that flying helps offset my desire to mutilate small, defenseless, woodland creatures.
The last guy who ignored me is still on a respirator.
Would anda hold this messy kleenex for me?
Wanna see my tonsils? I keep them in a jar.
I haven't changed my underwear in over two weeks! How about you?
The doctors say that my eighth personality is the least dangerous.
Wow, look at that little boy in the third row!
Can anda believe they only gave me three years for killing my own sister?!
Hey, does your urine ever turn blue?
I get a proctological exam once a week, whether I need it atau not!
This cramped fuselage reminds me of solitary.
Oh damn, my diaper's wet again!
If I go unconscious just stick your finger down my throat - that'll wake me up.
Wanna buy a gerbil?
Boy, that business at Waco was a mess - I got outa there right behind the Savior David!
Ya know, since I moved to West Hollywood my gerbil business has really taken off.
Wow, they could charge for that cavity cari they gave me at the border!
I've just been treated for tapeworms.
Don Knotts is my favorit actor!
I work for the city of San Gabriel and I drive a garbage truck.
The pilot and I were in the same drug rehab clinic - he was doing much better when I left a couple days ago.
Did I tell anda Charles Manson's my uncle?
I collect aluminum foil.
Ya know, these days a man can't hang out with a seven tahun old boy without being ridiculed oleh his peers!
I work in a landfill.
I remember, not too long ago, when a man could work hard clubbing baby seals all hari long and then go halaman awal and have a tall, cold one with a clear conscience.
I have every album the Bee Gees ever recorded!
I work on a Japanese whaling ship.
We're planning on leaving our bodies and meeting with the mother ship selanjutnya Tuesday - wanna come?
I work for the IRS.
Have anda ever tried cat meat?
I don't know why I ate it - liver and onions always gives me gas.
I just had a proctological exam - wow, worth every penny!
The last time my head rang like this I woke up with a dead man selanjutnya to me!
I puked on the last person who flew selanjutnya to me.
My butt reeeally itches!
Would anda look at the size of the hair I just yanked out of my nose!
My psychiatrist says that flying helps offset my desire to mutilate small, defenseless, woodland creatures.
The last guy who ignored me is still on a respirator.
Would anda hold this messy kleenex for me?
Wanna see my tonsils? I keep them in a jar.
I haven't changed my underwear in over two weeks! How about you?
The doctors say that my eighth personality is the least dangerous.
Wow, look at that little boy in the third row!
Can anda believe they only gave me three years for killing my own sister?!
Hey, does your urine ever turn blue?
I get a proctological exam once a week, whether I need it atau not!
This cramped fuselage reminds me of solitary.
Oh damn, my diaper's wet again!
If I go unconscious just stick your finger down my throat - that'll wake me up.
Wanna buy a gerbil?
Boy, that business at Waco was a mess - I got outa there right behind the Savior David!
Ya know, since I moved to West Hollywood my gerbil business has really taken off.
Wow, they could charge for that cavity cari they gave me at the border!
I've just been treated for tapeworms.
Don Knotts is my favorit actor!
I work for the city of San Gabriel and I drive a garbage truck.
The pilot and I were in the same drug rehab clinic - he was doing much better when I left a couple days ago.
Did I tell anda Charles Manson's my uncle?
I collect aluminum foil.
Ya know, these days a man can't hang out with a seven tahun old boy without being ridiculed oleh his peers!
I work in a landfill.
I remember, not too long ago, when a man could work hard clubbing baby seals all hari long and then go halaman awal and have a tall, cold one with a clear conscience.
I have every album the Bee Gees ever recorded!
I work on a Japanese whaling ship.
We're planning on leaving our bodies and meeting with the mother ship selanjutnya Tuesday - wanna come?
judul says it all doesn't it? So lately I have been working on a daftar at school and after taking a LOT of candidates, doing some studying, and eating lots of halloween candy, I have finished it! And I shall soon make an obligatory funny puncak, atas 15 in this club. Why puncak, atas 15? WHY NOT!? :DDDDDDD
So yeah look meneruskan, ke depan to this and stay tuned to me if anda don't want to miss this! ^__^ It shouldn't take very long to do this, about 4 hours to give me some time to actually eat and take a mandi, shower and stuff like that. See ya! ^_^
(Yeah I was kind of lazy menulis this, not even putting in a picture....But expect much lebih on my list!)
So yeah look meneruskan, ke depan to this and stay tuned to me if anda don't want to miss this! ^__^ It shouldn't take very long to do this, about 4 hours to give me some time to actually eat and take a mandi, shower and stuff like that. See ya! ^_^
(Yeah I was kind of lazy menulis this, not even putting in a picture....But expect much lebih on my list!)
There are many reasons as to why i believe she has earned this title.
1.She fattens her kids TOO Much.
2. She has let her kids get away with WAY too much crap.
3. She has let her daughter(honey boo boo) become a household name.
4. She and her entire family has made America Look Bad.
5. She herself is a BAD example for mothers everywhere.
6. She has let people to believe that being fat is alright.
7. She was once considered for Dancing with the Stars(which in it of itself would of been bad)
8. She had one of the Worst weddings that I have ever seen.
9. She should NOT have allowed her family get a show.
So as u can see she has proven to be the WORST Mother on the face of the earth.
1.She fattens her kids TOO Much.
2. She has let her kids get away with WAY too much crap.
3. She has let her daughter(honey boo boo) become a household name.
4. She and her entire family has made America Look Bad.
5. She herself is a BAD example for mothers everywhere.
6. She has let people to believe that being fat is alright.
7. She was once considered for Dancing with the Stars(which in it of itself would of been bad)
8. She had one of the Worst weddings that I have ever seen.
9. She should NOT have allowed her family get a show.
So as u can see she has proven to be the WORST Mother on the face of the earth.
Dont Read If anda Like JB Cuz I Dont Want To Deal With anda Guys
Justin Your A God Aweful Person. how Dare anda Use The N Word. And Then Sing About If anda Killed A Balck Person anda Will Be Part Of The KKK. Well anda Know What Your Carear May Be Over Now. And Im So Freaking Happy.
anda So Raceist Its Not Even Funny. Just Go Back To Your F*cking Country And Rot. anda Dont Diserve To Be In The USA. Im So Glad That Im Not A fan Of You. anda Cant Sing atau Dance. I Hope anda Go Bankrupt.
And I Know Whats Going To Be selanjutnya He Is Going To Say The Mean Term That Is Push Towards Gay Ppl. And When That Happens I Know Damn Well That The fan Of JB That Are Gay Will Burn All Of Their Posters,T Shirts,Tickit Stubs, And Their CD"s
Justin Your A God Aweful Person. how Dare anda Use The N Word. And Then Sing About If anda Killed A Balck Person anda Will Be Part Of The KKK. Well anda Know What Your Carear May Be Over Now. And Im So Freaking Happy.
anda So Raceist Its Not Even Funny. Just Go Back To Your F*cking Country And Rot. anda Dont Diserve To Be In The USA. Im So Glad That Im Not A fan Of You. anda Cant Sing atau Dance. I Hope anda Go Bankrupt.
And I Know Whats Going To Be selanjutnya He Is Going To Say The Mean Term That Is Push Towards Gay Ppl. And When That Happens I Know Damn Well That The fan Of JB That Are Gay Will Burn All Of Their Posters,T Shirts,Tickit Stubs, And Their CD"s
