found this on the net:
18 Fun Things To Do In A Final That Does Not Matter (i.e. anda are going to fail the class completely no matter what anda get on the final exam)
1) Get the copy of the exam, run out screaming "Andre, Andre, I've got the secret documents!"
2) Talk the entire way through the exam. Read pertanyaan aloud, debat your jawaban with yourself out loud. If asked to stop, yell out, "I'm SOOO sure anda can hear me thinking." Then start talking about what a jerk the instructor is.
3) Bring cheerleaders.
4) Walk in, get the exam, sit down. About five menit into it, loudly say to the instructor, "I don't understand ANY of this. I've been to every lecture all semester long! What's the deal? And who the hell are you? Where's the regular guy?"
5) On the answer sheet (book, whatever) find a new, interesting way to refuse to answer every question. For example: I refuse to answer this pertanyaan on the grounds that it conflicts with my religious beliefs. Be creative.
6) Run into the exam room looking about frantically. Breathe a sigh of relief. Go to the instructor, say "They've found me, I have to leave the country" and run off.
7) Fifteen menit into the exam, stand up, rip up all the papers into very small pieces, throw them into the air and yell out "Merry Christmas!" If you're really daring, ask for another copy of the exam. Say anda lost the first one. Repeat this process every fifteen minutes.
8) Do the entire exam in another language. If anda don't know one, make one up! For math/science exams, try using Roman numerals.
9) Every five minutes, stand up, collect all your things, pindah to another seat, continue with the exam.
10) Turn in the eam approximately 30 menit into it. As anda walk out, start commenting on how easy it was.
11) Every now and then, clap twice rapidly. If the instructor asks anda why, tell him/her in a very derogatory tone, "the light bulb that goes on above my head when I get an idea is hooked up to a clapper. DUH!"
12) Come to the exam wearing a black cloak. After about 30 minutes, put on a white mask and start yelling "I'm here, the phantom of the opera" until they drag anda away.
13) Bring a water pistol with you. 'Nuff said.
14) From the moment the exam begins, hum the theme to Jeopardy. Ignore the instructor's requests for anda to stop. When they finally get anda to leave one way atau another, begin whistling the theme to the Bridge on the River Kwai.
15) One word: Wrestlemania.
16) Try to get people in the room to do the wave.
17) Get deliveries of candy, flowers, balloons, telegrams, etc . . . sent to anda every few menit throughout the exam.
18) Bring a musical instrument with you, play various tunes. If anda are asked to stop, say "it helps me think." bring a copy of the Student Handbook with you, challenging the instructor to find the secion on musical instruments during finals. Don't forget to use the phrase "Told anda so.".
18 Fun Things To Do In A Final That Does Not Matter (i.e. anda are going to fail the class completely no matter what anda get on the final exam)
1) Get the copy of the exam, run out screaming "Andre, Andre, I've got the secret documents!"
2) Talk the entire way through the exam. Read pertanyaan aloud, debat your jawaban with yourself out loud. If asked to stop, yell out, "I'm SOOO sure anda can hear me thinking." Then start talking about what a jerk the instructor is.
3) Bring cheerleaders.
4) Walk in, get the exam, sit down. About five menit into it, loudly say to the instructor, "I don't understand ANY of this. I've been to every lecture all semester long! What's the deal? And who the hell are you? Where's the regular guy?"
5) On the answer sheet (book, whatever) find a new, interesting way to refuse to answer every question. For example: I refuse to answer this pertanyaan on the grounds that it conflicts with my religious beliefs. Be creative.
6) Run into the exam room looking about frantically. Breathe a sigh of relief. Go to the instructor, say "They've found me, I have to leave the country" and run off.
7) Fifteen menit into the exam, stand up, rip up all the papers into very small pieces, throw them into the air and yell out "Merry Christmas!" If you're really daring, ask for another copy of the exam. Say anda lost the first one. Repeat this process every fifteen minutes.
8) Do the entire exam in another language. If anda don't know one, make one up! For math/science exams, try using Roman numerals.
9) Every five minutes, stand up, collect all your things, pindah to another seat, continue with the exam.
10) Turn in the eam approximately 30 menit into it. As anda walk out, start commenting on how easy it was.
11) Every now and then, clap twice rapidly. If the instructor asks anda why, tell him/her in a very derogatory tone, "the light bulb that goes on above my head when I get an idea is hooked up to a clapper. DUH!"
12) Come to the exam wearing a black cloak. After about 30 minutes, put on a white mask and start yelling "I'm here, the phantom of the opera" until they drag anda away.
13) Bring a water pistol with you. 'Nuff said.
14) From the moment the exam begins, hum the theme to Jeopardy. Ignore the instructor's requests for anda to stop. When they finally get anda to leave one way atau another, begin whistling the theme to the Bridge on the River Kwai.
15) One word: Wrestlemania.
16) Try to get people in the room to do the wave.
17) Get deliveries of candy, flowers, balloons, telegrams, etc . . . sent to anda every few menit throughout the exam.
18) Bring a musical instrument with you, play various tunes. If anda are asked to stop, say "it helps me think." bring a copy of the Student Handbook with you, challenging the instructor to find the secion on musical instruments during finals. Don't forget to use the phrase "Told anda so.".
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well, let me tell anda something
did anda forget about the good times we spent?
...
i don't care if anda get online even for 10 menit just don't disappear forever
....
is that too much to ask?
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don't give me excuses about being busy
everybody gets busy man, it won't kill anda to find free time for your friends?
it really sucks to be friends with someone for a long time
then they stop caring...
don't be that person.
judul says it all doesn't it? So lately I have been working on a daftar at school and after taking a LOT of candidates, doing some studying, and eating lots of halloween candy, I have finished it! And I shall soon make an obligatory funny puncak, atas 15 in this club. Why puncak, atas 15? WHY NOT!? :DDDDDDD
So yeah look meneruskan, ke depan to this and stay tuned to me if anda don't want to miss this! ^__^ It shouldn't take very long to do this, about 4 hours to give me some time to actually eat and take a mandi, shower and stuff like that. See ya! ^_^
(Yeah I was kind of lazy menulis this, not even putting in a picture....But expect much lebih on my list!)
So yeah look meneruskan, ke depan to this and stay tuned to me if anda don't want to miss this! ^__^ It shouldn't take very long to do this, about 4 hours to give me some time to actually eat and take a mandi, shower and stuff like that. See ya! ^_^
(Yeah I was kind of lazy menulis this, not even putting in a picture....But expect much lebih on my list!)
There are many reasons as to why i believe she has earned this title.
1.She fattens her kids TOO Much.
2. She has let her kids get away with WAY too much crap.
3. She has let her daughter(honey boo boo) become a household name.
4. She and her entire family has made America Look Bad.
5. She herself is a BAD example for mothers everywhere.
6. She has let people to believe that being fat is alright.
7. She was once considered for Dancing with the Stars(which in it of itself would of been bad)
8. She had one of the Worst weddings that I have ever seen.
9. She should NOT have allowed her family get a show.
So as u can see she has proven to be the WORST Mother on the face of the earth.
1.She fattens her kids TOO Much.
2. She has let her kids get away with WAY too much crap.
3. She has let her daughter(honey boo boo) become a household name.
4. She and her entire family has made America Look Bad.
5. She herself is a BAD example for mothers everywhere.
6. She has let people to believe that being fat is alright.
7. She was once considered for Dancing with the Stars(which in it of itself would of been bad)
8. She had one of the Worst weddings that I have ever seen.
9. She should NOT have allowed her family get a show.
So as u can see she has proven to be the WORST Mother on the face of the earth.