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18 Fun Things To Do In A Final That Does Not Matter (i.e. anda are going to fail the class completely no matter what anda get on the final exam)
1) Get the copy of the exam, run out screaming "Andre, Andre, I've got the secret documents!"
2) Talk the entire way through the exam. Read pertanyaan aloud, debat your jawaban with yourself out loud. If asked to stop, yell out, "I'm SOOO sure anda can hear me thinking." Then start talking about what a jerk the instructor is.
3) Bring cheerleaders.
4) Walk in, get the exam, sit down. About five menit into it, loudly say to the instructor, "I don't understand ANY of this. I've been to every lecture all semester long! What's the deal? And who the hell are you? Where's the regular guy?"
5) On the answer sheet (book, whatever) find a new, interesting way to refuse to answer every question. For example: I refuse to answer this pertanyaan on the grounds that it conflicts with my religious beliefs. Be creative.
6) Run into the exam room looking about frantically. Breathe a sigh of relief. Go to the instructor, say "They've found me, I have to leave the country" and run off.
7) Fifteen menit into the exam, stand up, rip up all the papers into very small pieces, throw them into the air and yell out "Merry Christmas!" If you're really daring, ask for another copy of the exam. Say anda lost the first one. Repeat this process every fifteen minutes.
8) Do the entire exam in another language. If anda don't know one, make one up! For math/science exams, try using Roman numerals.
9) Every five minutes, stand up, collect all your things, pindah to another seat, continue with the exam.
10) Turn in the eam approximately 30 menit into it. As anda walk out, start commenting on how easy it was.
11) Every now and then, clap twice rapidly. If the instructor asks anda why, tell him/her in a very derogatory tone, "the light bulb that goes on above my head when I get an idea is hooked up to a clapper. DUH!"
12) Come to the exam wearing a black cloak. After about 30 minutes, put on a white mask and start yelling "I'm here, the phantom of the opera" until they drag anda away.
13) Bring a water pistol with you. 'Nuff said.
14) From the moment the exam begins, hum the theme to Jeopardy. Ignore the instructor's requests for anda to stop. When they finally get anda to leave one way atau another, begin whistling the theme to the Bridge on the River Kwai.
15) One word: Wrestlemania.
16) Try to get people in the room to do the wave.
17) Get deliveries of candy, flowers, balloons, telegrams, etc . . . sent to anda every few menit throughout the exam.
18) Bring a musical instrument with you, play various tunes. If anda are asked to stop, say "it helps me think." bring a copy of the Student Handbook with you, challenging the instructor to find the secion on musical instruments during finals. Don't forget to use the phrase "Told anda so.".
18 Fun Things To Do In A Final That Does Not Matter (i.e. anda are going to fail the class completely no matter what anda get on the final exam)
1) Get the copy of the exam, run out screaming "Andre, Andre, I've got the secret documents!"
2) Talk the entire way through the exam. Read pertanyaan aloud, debat your jawaban with yourself out loud. If asked to stop, yell out, "I'm SOOO sure anda can hear me thinking." Then start talking about what a jerk the instructor is.
3) Bring cheerleaders.
4) Walk in, get the exam, sit down. About five menit into it, loudly say to the instructor, "I don't understand ANY of this. I've been to every lecture all semester long! What's the deal? And who the hell are you? Where's the regular guy?"
5) On the answer sheet (book, whatever) find a new, interesting way to refuse to answer every question. For example: I refuse to answer this pertanyaan on the grounds that it conflicts with my religious beliefs. Be creative.
6) Run into the exam room looking about frantically. Breathe a sigh of relief. Go to the instructor, say "They've found me, I have to leave the country" and run off.
7) Fifteen menit into the exam, stand up, rip up all the papers into very small pieces, throw them into the air and yell out "Merry Christmas!" If you're really daring, ask for another copy of the exam. Say anda lost the first one. Repeat this process every fifteen minutes.
8) Do the entire exam in another language. If anda don't know one, make one up! For math/science exams, try using Roman numerals.
9) Every five minutes, stand up, collect all your things, pindah to another seat, continue with the exam.
10) Turn in the eam approximately 30 menit into it. As anda walk out, start commenting on how easy it was.
11) Every now and then, clap twice rapidly. If the instructor asks anda why, tell him/her in a very derogatory tone, "the light bulb that goes on above my head when I get an idea is hooked up to a clapper. DUH!"
12) Come to the exam wearing a black cloak. After about 30 minutes, put on a white mask and start yelling "I'm here, the phantom of the opera" until they drag anda away.
13) Bring a water pistol with you. 'Nuff said.
14) From the moment the exam begins, hum the theme to Jeopardy. Ignore the instructor's requests for anda to stop. When they finally get anda to leave one way atau another, begin whistling the theme to the Bridge on the River Kwai.
15) One word: Wrestlemania.
16) Try to get people in the room to do the wave.
17) Get deliveries of candy, flowers, balloons, telegrams, etc . . . sent to anda every few menit throughout the exam.
18) Bring a musical instrument with you, play various tunes. If anda are asked to stop, say "it helps me think." bring a copy of the Student Handbook with you, challenging the instructor to find the secion on musical instruments during finals. Don't forget to use the phrase "Told anda so.".
1. Run up a down escalator naked
2. Walk into the middle of 2 gangs about to fight and sing michael jacksons beat it
3. Fart really loudly in a crowded elevator
4. Walk into a biker bar and sing Mocho Man atau YMCA
5. meninju, pukulan someone in the face for no reason
6. Drive through detroit with rucka rucka ali's 'Detroit' Blaring through a speaker on puncak, atas of my car
7. Do the tour de france on a motorbike and meninju, pukulan all the cyclers
8. rugby tackle someone of a tall building
9. BIG STRANGER RODEO!!!!!!!
10. Steal a doctors stepha-thingy and pretend to examine him
11. Walk into a church dressed as Yesus atau Chuck Norris and shout "i am the lord god"
2. Walk into the middle of 2 gangs about to fight and sing michael jacksons beat it
3. Fart really loudly in a crowded elevator
4. Walk into a biker bar and sing Mocho Man atau YMCA
5. meninju, pukulan someone in the face for no reason
6. Drive through detroit with rucka rucka ali's 'Detroit' Blaring through a speaker on puncak, atas of my car
7. Do the tour de france on a motorbike and meninju, pukulan all the cyclers
8. rugby tackle someone of a tall building
9. BIG STRANGER RODEO!!!!!!!
10. Steal a doctors stepha-thingy and pretend to examine him
11. Walk into a church dressed as Yesus atau Chuck Norris and shout "i am the lord god"
1. Walk up to a acak person, grab both their shoulders, look into their eyes and say, "I feel bad for you, son."
2. Walk up to a acak person, then point to another person and whisper loud enough for the person anda are pointing at to hear, "That guy seriously has issues for him to work out."
3. Walk up to a acak person the same gender as anda and say, "Yes! I like your movements!" atau "You're as tight as fuck!" Especially if it's an adult with little children.
4. In a place where there are a lot of people, point to a acak man's dick and yell out, "There's a raccoon! Natures ninjas! Oh shiiittt!"
5. Just walk up to a person don't even know and say, "You again!? Meh, it's your life."
2. Walk up to a acak person, then point to another person and whisper loud enough for the person anda are pointing at to hear, "That guy seriously has issues for him to work out."
3. Walk up to a acak person the same gender as anda and say, "Yes! I like your movements!" atau "You're as tight as fuck!" Especially if it's an adult with little children.
4. In a place where there are a lot of people, point to a acak man's dick and yell out, "There's a raccoon! Natures ninjas! Oh shiiittt!"
5. Just walk up to a person don't even know and say, "You again!? Meh, it's your life."
11. Take him to Victoria's Secret with Alice.
1. Everytime anda read Twilight, a kitten is born :D
2. If anda are obbsessed with mythical creatures, read Twilight!
3. If your life is all sad and gloomy, read Twilight!
4. If your completely bored, why not read Twilight!
5. ITS JUST AWESOME!!!!!! well to me and all the other Twilighters out there :D
PLEASE NO BAD COMMENTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
2. If anda are obbsessed with mythical creatures, read Twilight!
3. If your life is all sad and gloomy, read Twilight!
4. If your completely bored, why not read Twilight!
5. ITS JUST AWESOME!!!!!! well to me and all the other Twilighters out there :D
PLEASE NO BAD COMMENTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Just plaln annoying!!
