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1. Go outside, and if anda see someone, take the acak person and make out with him/her, and say: "Yes! I finally got my dramatic ciuman scene!"

2. Lay on your stomach in a puddle and scream: "I'm drowning, I'm drowning!"

3. In the pasanger kursi of the car, roll your window down, stick your tongue out, soaking the driver: "I wonder why anjing only do this when its sunny out!" and laugh.

4. Make a farting noise, and say "Hear that thunder roar!"

5. When your outside, run around (reading lyrics) and scream words to bernyanyi in the Rain.

6. Make someone laugh. Then look at them: "Gosh, your face is all wet. Suck it up, stop crying!"

7. Sit outside, and read an old book, and keep yelling "DAMN YOU, SKIES! WHY IS IT SO FUCKING WET HERE!" when your pages get soaked.

8. Gather all the family electronics, and lay them out on the rumput on the curb, and let them get all wet.

9. When the family sees say: "I told anda that (baby sibling/cousin/hated younng person) was evil!

10. Sit on the corner at the sewer, and hold out an empty can of sup with a sign on it "Poor, and Wet," and hope anda don't get kidnapped.

11. Tell everyone around anda that rain actually signifies the zombie apocalypse and that the term "acid rain" actually means rain that turns anda into a zombie. Then put your hand outside the door, atau window, and walk like a zombie. (Basically, start a fun/play zombie apocalypse.)

12. Collect all the neighborhood cats/felines and place them outdoors to go insane.

13. Place an empty inflatable pool anywhere outside that anda can, and watch it fill up. Then place your younger sibling/a friend's younger sibling in it and tell them to go swimming.

14. For any cooking that requires water, place the bowl with all other necessary ingredients in it, let the water fill up, and make somebody nasty baking!

15. Go to the local pool, and bang on the doors because anda want them to open, because it's so hot outside and anda need to cool off in the pool.

Also, let me tell anda that these are in no way ethical, atau moral and performing the listed actions tampil a lacking in propriety and maturity. There's no reason to do any of these; they're just immature tactics to LAUGH at. Not attempt.
Have a nice day!
I DID NOT WRITE THIS, I HAD THIS FWD TO ME FROM A FRIEND.
Of course, guys, u don’t have to do ALL these things, just a few on the daftar would b nice =P..hahaha

45 things a girl wants but wont ask for:1. Touch her waist.
2. Actually talk to her. ( somewhat true )..:)
3. Share secrets with her.
4. Give her your jacket.
5. ciuman her slowly.

Are anda remembering this?

6. Hug her.
7. Hold her.
8. Laugh with her.
9. Invite her somewhere.
10. Hangout with her and your friends together.

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11. Smile with her.
12. Take pictures with her.
13. Pull her onto your lap.
14. When she says she loves anda more, deny...
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posted by MarMar_XigLux
“ Killing someone with a spoon is not bad, but I prefer the chainsaw it's faster.”
~ Serial Killer on spoons

You found out anda hate someone. No, not just hate. anda FUCKING hate them. No, not just FUCKING hate them, anda wanna strangle them until their head pops off then shove it down the loo but then it'll go into the sewers and then the police/the fuzz/cops/pigs/gorillas will be like, all, "omfg wutt iz goin on why iz der a hed in me toilet" and then they'll find you're fingerprint on them and be all "haha we fund woo it was it was [insert name here] and then anda be like "omgomgomg" and then...
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posted by KilledbyanAngel
Tomorrow is Valentines Day, so here's an artikel - How to Say "I cinta you!" in 51 different languages!

1. "I cinta you!" (English



2."Ek is lief vir jou" (Afrikaans)



3. "أحبك" (Arabic)



4a. "Ես սիրում եմ քեզ" (Armenian)



4b. "Yes sirum yem" k’yez (Armenian - Phonetics)



5a. "Я кахаю цябе" (Belarusian)



5b. "JA kachaju ciabie" (Belarusian Phonetics)



6a. "Обичам те" [i](Bulgarian)




6b. "Obicham te" (Bulgarian - Phonetics)



7. "Et vull" (Catalan)



8a. "我愛你" (Chinese [traditional])



8b. "Wǒ ài nǐ" (Chinese [traditional] - Phonetics)



9. "Volim te" (Croatian)



10. "Miluji tě"...
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okay, penguins are amazing, so i'm making a daftar why everyone should think so too!

10) cuz they are cool (literally), i mean, they live on ice flows
9) flying is overrated anyway
8) dude, they can swim!
7) they waddle
6) they're always dressed for the occasion
5) the guys care for the eggs (awww! devoted daddies)
4) they upchuck their food (and they don't think it's gross)
3) they waddle...oh, i already put that, didn't i?
2) they have a tv show! (the penguins of madagascar)
1) because they are PENGUINS!!!! nuff said
20. Yoruichi Shihoin from "Bleach" Cool, Smart, fast, strong and she can turn into a cat, Yoruichi is the bomb. Even her former student Soi-Fon loves and respects her.
 The MASTER of female shinigami.
The MASTER of female shinigami.

19. Kushina Uzamaki from "Naruto" The mother of the main character Kushina get's little time in the sires cause she's dead but that doesn't stop her from being totally kick pantat, keledai in life.
 The red hot-blooded habanero.
The red hot-blooded habanero.

18. Mana from "Yu-Gi-Oh!" My favorit Yu-Gi-Oh girl...Fun, pretty and AWESOME. Mana is one of the strongest and few girls in this sires about guys.
 The original dark magician girl.
The original dark magician...
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Ok so me and my friend cinta the mall but what makes it lebih fun are the following

-When your lost looking for a store ask them in a british accents! here's an example "Pardon me, could anda please point me in the direction of ______" (if u are british do it in a differnt accent like american austraian ect.)

-When anda go into a store adress your friend oleh a differnt name and have a weird personality

-if anda go into one of those store that plays the musik REALLY loud, sing along like there's nobody else in the store but anda and ur friend.

-Have weird conversations about acak things. like terrorists atau something

Have fun with friends at the mall!
posted by xxXsk8trXxx
1. Ask your teacher "Is mayonaise an instrument?"

2. Take a drummer's drumstick (or if you're a drummer, than your own!) and poke people with it

3. Ask if anda can try the harmomonica atau the recorder

4. Play Sweet Victory (in the Spondgebob episode Band Geeks) as a surprise duiring a concert. Plan it with others in advance before, though.

5.Purpously forget your instrument. If your teacher asks why, say "My pet alien ate it, than a viking killed him, than it swam in a pool and drowned, than I recovered his body and Chuck Noris beat it up and ate it, than he threw it up and made it into shampoo,...
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Western films, film about the freedom of the uncharted west of America, where man could make their own rules. And the samurai film, film about warriors that fight and die with courage and honor. So what if some Hollywood smuck berkata “Let’s put them together”, and put them together they did. The story of a samurai in an old west setting is nothing new. Putting an outdated group like the samurai in an era where guns were prevalent to see how they can stand toe to toe with outlaws and gunslingers has been around since the 1971 film Red Sun, yet very few games were made of it. The only...
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These are the puncak, atas 72 most common fears. Keep track of how many of them you're afraid of as anda scroll down and see the results below.

I marked the things I'm afraid of and I'm afraid of 9 out of 72.


[] The dark
[] Staying single forever
[X] Being a parent
[X]Giving birth
[] Open spaces
[] Closed spaces
[] Heights
[] Dogs
[] Birds
[] Fish
[] Spiders
[] Lizards
[] Midnight
[] Teachers
[] Old people
[] Babies
[] Children
[] bunga atau other plants
[] Being touched
[] Fire
[] Deep water
[] Silk
[] The ocean
[] Failure
[] Success
[] Thunder/lightning
[] Frogs/toads
[] My girlfriend's/boyfriend's dad
[] My girlfriend's/boyfriend's...
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posted by deathding
When life gives anda lemons, make jeruk, orange jus and leave the world wondering how the heck anda did it.

That's just the way the cookie crumbles... All over my clean new shirt.

If at first anda don't succeed, destroy everything.

An apel, apple a hari can keep any doctor away if anda throw it hard enough.

Don't worry if Plan A fails, there's 25 lebih letters in the alphabet.

Do anda believe in cinta at first sight, atau should I walk oleh again?

Weird? Nah, I prefer the term, "Avant-Garde"

Who says nothing's impossible? I've been doing it for years.

My mother texted me: “What does IDK, LY & TTYL mean?” I answered:...
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