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1. Go outside, and if anda see someone, take the acak person and make out with him/her, and say: "Yes! I finally got my dramatic ciuman scene!"

2. Lay on your stomach in a puddle and scream: "I'm drowning, I'm drowning!"

3. In the pasanger kursi of the car, roll your window down, stick your tongue out, soaking the driver: "I wonder why anjing only do this when its sunny out!" and laugh.

4. Make a farting noise, and say "Hear that thunder roar!"

5. When your outside, run around (reading lyrics) and scream words to bernyanyi in the Rain.

6. Make someone laugh. Then look at them: "Gosh, your face is all wet. Suck it up, stop crying!"

7. Sit outside, and read an old book, and keep yelling "DAMN YOU, SKIES! WHY IS IT SO FUCKING WET HERE!" when your pages get soaked.

8. Gather all the family electronics, and lay them out on the rumput on the curb, and let them get all wet.

9. When the family sees say: "I told anda that (baby sibling/cousin/hated younng person) was evil!

10. Sit on the corner at the sewer, and hold out an empty can of sup with a sign on it "Poor, and Wet," and hope anda don't get kidnapped.

11. Tell everyone around anda that rain actually signifies the zombie apocalypse and that the term "acid rain" actually means rain that turns anda into a zombie. Then put your hand outside the door, atau window, and walk like a zombie. (Basically, start a fun/play zombie apocalypse.)

12. Collect all the neighborhood cats/felines and place them outdoors to go insane.

13. Place an empty inflatable pool anywhere outside that anda can, and watch it fill up. Then place your younger sibling/a friend's younger sibling in it and tell them to go swimming.

14. For any cooking that requires water, place the bowl with all other necessary ingredients in it, let the water fill up, and make somebody nasty baking!

15. Go to the local pool, and bang on the doors because anda want them to open, because it's so hot outside and anda need to cool off in the pool.

Also, let me tell anda that these are in no way ethical, atau moral and performing the listed actions tampil a lacking in propriety and maturity. There's no reason to do any of these; they're just immature tactics to LAUGH at. Not attempt.
Have a nice day!
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1. Dial a acak number and confuse the person who jawaban oleh saying things like;
"Why did anda call me?", "How's Billy Bob?", "Thank's for last night! (make kissy noises in phone", "I'm sorry to hear about your loss (hang up immediately)", "What happened to your mother is horrible! I'm so sorry she had to leave us on that note!", etc.

2. Look up acak statements in foreign languages and recite the statements to those who speak the language.

3. Post a acak artikel like this.

4. At walmart atau somewhere similar, go up to an obese woman, atau a man for extra affect, and wish them good luck with...
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Reasons why being a guy is so much easier than being a girl.
1.First off anda aren't sick once a month.
2.You can't get pregnant so anda aren't the one stressed on birth control , anda do it and that's it.
3.You don't have to spend hours picking an outfit.
4.You don't have to spend hours putting your make up on.
5.You don't have to spend hours making your hair to stay decent.
6.You get ready to go out in just 30 menit tops.
7.You pee standing.
8.Your parents don't tell anda at what jam to be halaman awal when anda in high-school.
9.You can sleep every night somewhere else than halaman awal as a teenager cause your parents...
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Hi! :)
Here are the puncak, atas ten to impress the guy anda like, just out of my personal oppinion, only try what anda want to try, my sources are personal expirence as a woman:
10. Respect the men, example: no its not just a game, its football/soccer and its lebih important than breathing to most guys. ;)
9. ....but don't be too suck up-like.
one of my friends heard her crush loved chickens according to the guy, so she was thrilled when she got invited to his "Amazing" party, I was really happy for her and asked her wheather she'll like to borrow a fiver to buy acessorie for the party, but she berkata thanks...
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When you're happy and anda know it bomb Iraq
If anda cannot find Osama, bomb Iraq.
If the markets are a drama, bomb Iraq.
If the terrorists are frisky,
Pakistan is looking shifty,
North Korea is too risky,
Bomb Iraq.

If anda never were elected, bomb Iraq.
If your mood is quite dejected, bomb Iraq.
If anda think Saddam's gone mad,
With the weapons that he had,
(And he tried to kill your dad),
Bomb Iraq.

If we have no allies with us, bomb Iraq.
If we think someone's dismissed us, bomb Iraq.
So to hell with the inspections,
Let's look tough for the elections,
Close your mind and take directions,
Bomb...
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I've been planning to do this for a long time and now I'm finally doing it. I have voices of different variety and though some get a lot of criticism but I don't care. To me these women have such jaw dropping voices that never sises to amazing me. I'm going to name the singer, describe why I cinta her voice so much, and leave a link of where I think their voice sounds the best, whether if it's live, studio, atau movie. Please komentar and please keep in mind this is just my opinion.

10.Liz Callaway
I've loved her voice ever since I was little and watched her in The angsa, swan Princess, Anastasia,...
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1. Cognitive Dissonance - the idea that when we hold two conflicting thoughts atau beliefs, we unconsciously adjust to make one fit with the other. My social psychology professor gave an example of a student who values studying all the time, but celana panjang longgar, celana panjang off when it comes to their favorit televisi show. So the student tells herself that watching the televisi helps her study later when it really doesn’t. However, telling herself that helped her eased the anxiety.

2. Hallucinations are common - one third of people laporan experiencing hallucination at some point in time. Similarly, normal people...
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101 things to do when your bored~
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1. Look up urban legends, and/or ghost stories in your town. Investigate!

2. If anda live in a city with public transport (bus, train, subway), plan a trip using the transit system. Take some friends along for company, atau just enjoy the ride and people-watch!

3. Get yourself a roll of quarters and find a video arcade.

4. Strike up a conversation with a total stranger.

5. Learn to tie sailors’ knots.

6. Volunteer. It’s fun and you’ll get good karma. :o)

7. Hang out with old people. They have great stories and sometimes need the company.

8. Perform...
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1.people excpect anda to be good all the time and stay the same

2.Your friends get jelious when anda hang with other people.


3.more people then anda think hate anda and think your stuck up.


4.If your a mean populer person people might ditch you.


5.People talk about anda behind your back because your selfish and think your the best thing in the world.


6.The teachers know not to put anda with your friends because anda talk to much.


7.You hang out with alot of people but lebih then 90% of them are just hanging out with anda because your popular.


8.If your a populer girl and anda have had afew boyfriends some people will start calling anda a slut.



9.If your a populer boy and anda have had afew gilfriends people will think your a player.



10.if anda had a good friend and then anda became populer they might stop hanging out with anda because they think there not good enough.
I believe in my jantung that we shouldn't have to change atau selves atau stop following our dreams just for someones approval because this is our life and they have to live theirs if we have a dream that our jantung is at then we need to go after it and ignore those haters because they'll make anda stronger.For example if anda want to be a singer be a singer,If anda want to be an Artist be an artist.If anda want to be different and original than be original because anda have to fulfill your dreams.If anda stop because of haters ,you will never feel happy atau complete and you'll let the hater win oleh giving...
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posted by Me_Iz_Here
There are a lot of creeps on Omegle. Whether you're just bored, trolling, atau being a creep, anda will definitely run into a pervert on Omegle. So here are some comebacks anda can use.

Stranger: Horny?
You: Yes.
You: BECAUSE I'M A UNICORN!

Stranger: ASL.
You: Sorry, I don't speak American Sign Language.

Stranger: 17 M looking for horny females
You": 85, M, looking for other gay men.

Stranger: Wanna chat with hot girls? Go to "Babesofomegle . com"
You: No thanks I don't feel like seeing whores like you.

Strangers: Wanna fuck?
You: How the fuck are we gonna fuck if you're so fucking far away and I'm not gonna fucking tell anda where I fucking live so we can fuck acak strangers.

Stranger: anda like dick?
You: Yes, I do like Dick. He's very nice. I don't get why people make fun of him for his name.
You: anda ARE talking about the person, right?

Other ways are to just repeat the same thing over and over again, atau copy everything they say.