Bob was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was
really pissed.
She told him "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the
driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in 6 detik AND IT BETTER BE THERE !!"
The selanjutnya morning he got up early and left for work. When his wife woke
up, she looked out the window and sure enough there was a box
gift-wrapped in the middle of the driveway.
Confused, the wife put on her jubah and ran out to the driveway, brought
the box back in the house.
She opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale.
Bob has been missing since Friday.
really pissed.
She told him "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the
driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in 6 detik AND IT BETTER BE THERE !!"
The selanjutnya morning he got up early and left for work. When his wife woke
up, she looked out the window and sure enough there was a box
gift-wrapped in the middle of the driveway.
Confused, the wife put on her jubah and ran out to the driveway, brought
the box back in the house.
She opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale.
Bob has been missing since Friday.
1- beat your sister below.
2- shout at your computer "you're stupid".
3- paint your room dinding with black one.
4- switch on and off the lamp many times.
5- put your rubbish selanjutnya to your neighbours door.
Lollllllllllllllllllllllllllll!!!!!!
6- dress up your mom clothes and sunglasses.
7- snooze in your dad hair.
8- take your brother below and hide it.
9- iron your sister clothes and let them burn.
10- hold your breathe.
It's my own article
they are my ideas
wait lebih I'll write more
2- shout at your computer "you're stupid".
3- paint your room dinding with black one.
4- switch on and off the lamp many times.
5- put your rubbish selanjutnya to your neighbours door.
Lollllllllllllllllllllllllllll!!!!!!
6- dress up your mom clothes and sunglasses.
7- snooze in your dad hair.
8- take your brother below and hide it.
9- iron your sister clothes and let them burn.
10- hold your breathe.
It's my own article
they are my ideas
wait lebih I'll write more
A wife arrived halaman awal and found her husband in tempat tidur with another woman. With superhuman strength borne of fury, she dragged him out of the house, into the tool shed in their back yard and put his penis in a vice. Securing it tightly and removing the handle of the vice, she then picked up a hacksaw. Terrified, her husband screamed, "Stop! Please! anda aren't going to cut it off, are you?" Placing the saw in her husband's hand and with a gleam of revenge in her eye, the wife replied, "Of course not! I'm going to set api to the shed. anda do whatever anda have to do!"
