Bob was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was
really pissed.
She told him "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the
driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in 6 detik AND IT BETTER BE THERE !!"
The selanjutnya morning he got up early and left for work. When his wife woke
up, she looked out the window and sure enough there was a box
gift-wrapped in the middle of the driveway.
Confused, the wife put on her jubah and ran out to the driveway, brought
the box back in the house.
She opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale.
Bob has been missing since Friday.
really pissed.
She told him "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the
driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in 6 detik AND IT BETTER BE THERE !!"
The selanjutnya morning he got up early and left for work. When his wife woke
up, she looked out the window and sure enough there was a box
gift-wrapped in the middle of the driveway.
Confused, the wife put on her jubah and ran out to the driveway, brought
the box back in the house.
She opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale.
Bob has been missing since Friday.
Whoa, time out. Football is on.
Sorry. I was just picturing anda naked.
Is there any way we can do this via e-mail?
Don't anda have some laundry to do atau something?
anda are so cute when anda get mad.
You're just upset because your bottom is beginning to spread.
Wait a menit - I get it. What time of the bulan is it?
anda sure anda don't want to consult the great Oprah on this one?
Looks like someone had an extra bowl of menggerutu, jalang flakes this morning!
Who are anda kidding? We both know that thing ain't loaded.
Sorry. I was just picturing anda naked.
Is there any way we can do this via e-mail?
Don't anda have some laundry to do atau something?
anda are so cute when anda get mad.
You're just upset because your bottom is beginning to spread.
Wait a menit - I get it. What time of the bulan is it?
anda sure anda don't want to consult the great Oprah on this one?
Looks like someone had an extra bowl of menggerutu, jalang flakes this morning!
Who are anda kidding? We both know that thing ain't loaded.
☆go in his room and sabotoge it make it a daily thing
☆Show his gf embarrasing pics of him
☆Go into his room at night and say crazy things in his ear make it a daily thing
☆At makan malam time quietly throw food but dont get caught
Bonus if its a chicken bone and it hits him in the head
☆Beat him up to make him say the weirdest stuff like my pantat, keledai is fat atau i stuff twinkies in my pantat, keledai make it a daily thing
☆Ask dumb qs like how in da world did u get a tahi lalat dat big make it a daily thing
☆Make him do ur chores oleh lying on him saying stuff like Jason berkata that he was going to kick my pantat, keledai atau something like that
☆Tell him to give anda a piggy back down stairs make it a daily thing
☆Sit in front of ur brother and talk on the phone act like anda heard somthing suprising then do a spit take
☆Sit there and talk about nothing he carez about
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☆Show his gf embarrasing pics of him
☆Go into his room at night and say crazy things in his ear make it a daily thing
☆At makan malam time quietly throw food but dont get caught
Bonus if its a chicken bone and it hits him in the head
☆Beat him up to make him say the weirdest stuff like my pantat, keledai is fat atau i stuff twinkies in my pantat, keledai make it a daily thing
☆Ask dumb qs like how in da world did u get a tahi lalat dat big make it a daily thing
☆Make him do ur chores oleh lying on him saying stuff like Jason berkata that he was going to kick my pantat, keledai atau something like that
☆Tell him to give anda a piggy back down stairs make it a daily thing
☆Sit in front of ur brother and talk on the phone act like anda heard somthing suprising then do a spit take
☆Sit there and talk about nothing he carez about
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This is very funny I told some of my friends and they laughed.
Kids, don't try this at halaman awal XD
Oh, and anything in between these things ** Is and action.
Oh and on lebih thing, I live in NYC, so any references that's why.
1. Shoot me now.
2. *Jumps of Brooklyn Bridge*
3. *Sinks with the Titanic*
4. *Runs away with Prince Charming*
5. *House lands on self in Oz*
6. *Wicked witch turns self into frog*
7. *Frog gets run over*
8. *Frog gets carried away be halk*
9. *Bangs head on dinding so hard, knock self into the selanjutnya room*
10. *Flies into the sun*
11. *Falls off the face of the earth*
12. *Jumps off cliff*
13. *Goes skydiving and forgets parachute*
14 *Dives into hiu tank*
15. *Glinda the good witch of the north send self home*
16. *Jumps into swamp full of hungry alligators*
17. Newspaper headline - "Magic trick gone wrong: teen disappears!"
18. *Swims in piranha infested waters*
19. *Runs away to Narnia*
20. *Canoes down a waterfall*
Kids, don't try this at halaman awal XD
Oh, and anything in between these things ** Is and action.
Oh and on lebih thing, I live in NYC, so any references that's why.
1. Shoot me now.
2. *Jumps of Brooklyn Bridge*
3. *Sinks with the Titanic*
4. *Runs away with Prince Charming*
5. *House lands on self in Oz*
6. *Wicked witch turns self into frog*
7. *Frog gets run over*
8. *Frog gets carried away be halk*
9. *Bangs head on dinding so hard, knock self into the selanjutnya room*
10. *Flies into the sun*
11. *Falls off the face of the earth*
12. *Jumps off cliff*
13. *Goes skydiving and forgets parachute*
14 *Dives into hiu tank*
15. *Glinda the good witch of the north send self home*
16. *Jumps into swamp full of hungry alligators*
17. Newspaper headline - "Magic trick gone wrong: teen disappears!"
18. *Swims in piranha infested waters*
19. *Runs away to Narnia*
20. *Canoes down a waterfall*
