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posted by d3ath_3at3r
In a pub kuis the other hari I lost oleh one point. The pertanyaan was, "where do women mostly have curly hair?" Apparently, it's Africa.


One of the other pertanyaan was to name two things commonly found in cells.
It appears that Nigerians and Jamaicans is not the correct answer.


I've heard that apel, apple has scrapped their plans for the new children's iPod, after realizing that iTouch Kids is not a good product name.


There's a new Muslim clothing toko that opened in Toronto but I've been banned from it, after asking to look at some pembom, pengebom jackets.


anda can say lots of bad things about pedophiles, but at least they drive slowly past schools.



A mate of mine has just told me he's shagging his girlfriend and her twin. I berkata "How can anda tell them apart?" He berkata "Her brother's got a moustache".



Just put a deposit down on a brand new Porsche & mentioned it on Facebook. I berkata "I can't wait for the new 911 to arrive!" selanjutnya thing I know, 4000 Muslims have added me as a friend !!



Being a modest man, when I checked into my hotel on a baru saja trip, I berkata to the lady at the registration meja tulis, meja ...
"I hope the porn channel in my room is disabled."
To which she replied, "No, it's regular porn, anda sick bastard!”


The Red menyeberang, salib has just knocked at our door, and asked if we could help towards the floods in Pakistan. I berkata we would cinta to, but our hose only reaches to the bottom of the garden
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