In a pub kuis the other hari I lost oleh one point. The pertanyaan was, "where do women mostly have curly hair?" Apparently, it's Africa.
One of the other pertanyaan was to name two things commonly found in cells.
It appears that Nigerians and Jamaicans is not the correct answer.
I've heard that apel, apple has scrapped their plans for the new children's iPod, after realizing that iTouch Kids is not a good product name.
There's a new Muslim clothing toko that opened in Toronto but I've been banned from it, after asking to look at some pembom, pengebom jackets.
anda can say lots of bad things about pedophiles, but at least they drive slowly past schools.
A mate of mine has just told me he's shagging his girlfriend and her twin. I berkata "How can anda tell them apart?" He berkata "Her brother's got a moustache".
Just put a deposit down on a brand new Porsche & mentioned it on Facebook. I berkata "I can't wait for the new 911 to arrive!" selanjutnya thing I know, 4000 Muslims have added me as a friend !!
Being a modest man, when I checked into my hotel on a baru saja trip, I berkata to the lady at the registration meja tulis, meja ...
"I hope the porn channel in my room is disabled."
To which she replied, "No, it's regular porn, anda sick bastard!”
The Red menyeberang, salib has just knocked at our door, and asked if we could help towards the floods in Pakistan. I berkata we would cinta to, but our hose only reaches to the bottom of the garden
One of the other pertanyaan was to name two things commonly found in cells.
It appears that Nigerians and Jamaicans is not the correct answer.
I've heard that apel, apple has scrapped their plans for the new children's iPod, after realizing that iTouch Kids is not a good product name.
There's a new Muslim clothing toko that opened in Toronto but I've been banned from it, after asking to look at some pembom, pengebom jackets.
anda can say lots of bad things about pedophiles, but at least they drive slowly past schools.
A mate of mine has just told me he's shagging his girlfriend and her twin. I berkata "How can anda tell them apart?" He berkata "Her brother's got a moustache".
Just put a deposit down on a brand new Porsche & mentioned it on Facebook. I berkata "I can't wait for the new 911 to arrive!" selanjutnya thing I know, 4000 Muslims have added me as a friend !!
Being a modest man, when I checked into my hotel on a baru saja trip, I berkata to the lady at the registration meja tulis, meja ...
"I hope the porn channel in my room is disabled."
To which she replied, "No, it's regular porn, anda sick bastard!”
The Red menyeberang, salib has just knocked at our door, and asked if we could help towards the floods in Pakistan. I berkata we would cinta to, but our hose only reaches to the bottom of the garden
1. Ruin there favorit dress with lipstick
2.Slap them in the face with something alive
3. Make a bath for them with salt.
4. When they are at a fancy dinner, make fart noises
5. Run around them saying "Your butt is smelly!"
6. Say infront of everyone that your enemy watches Dora.
7. Fill a water ballon with sup and prank him.
8. ciuman her boyfriend right In front of her
9. Push her into a 20 ft pool. (Espicially if she can't swim)
10. Steal her wallet and spend all her money and use her credit card. (Or through it in the trash.)
All made up oleh me. ^ ^
2.Slap them in the face with something alive
3. Make a bath for them with salt.
4. When they are at a fancy dinner, make fart noises
5. Run around them saying "Your butt is smelly!"
6. Say infront of everyone that your enemy watches Dora.
7. Fill a water ballon with sup and prank him.
8. ciuman her boyfriend right In front of her
9. Push her into a 20 ft pool. (Espicially if she can't swim)
10. Steal her wallet and spend all her money and use her credit card. (Or through it in the trash.)
All made up oleh me. ^ ^
No AC/DC, people. I'm sorry.
1. "Highway Star", oleh Deep Purple
2. "Fear Of The Dark", oleh Iron Maiden
3. "Money For Nothing", oleh Dire Straits
4. "Sharp Dressed Man", oleh ZZ Top
5. "Come On Feel The Noise", oleh Quiet Riot
6. "Love In An Elevator", oleh Aerosmith
7. "Still Of The Night", oleh Whitesnake
8. "Nobody's Wife", oleh Anouk
9. "Stairway To Heaven", oleh Led Zeppelin
10. "Smokin'", oleh Boston
11. "Cherry Bomb", oleh The Runaways
12. "Mother, oleh Danzig
13. "Voodoo", oleh Black Sabbath
14. "Hot Blooded", oleh Foreigner
15. "Barracuda", oleh Heart
16. "Turn Up The Radio", oleh Autograph
17. "I cinta anda Period", oleh Dan Baird
18. "Rock & Roll 69", oleh Betty Blowtorch
19. "I Can't Drive 55", oleh Sammy Hagar
20. "Carry On Wayward Son", oleh Kansas