pinguin, penguin of madagascar Article: Ruthless's ringtones for the penguins.

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posted by kowalskiro

Author's note: yeah. My OC Ruthless has an iPhone. Anyway, no stealz, no sue, and ENJOYZ!!!

Ringtone short #1: Skipper
Ruthless: hey guys, have anda seen my iPhone?
Private: not that I know of Ruthless.
Ruthless: ok. I got it! Skipper call me.
Skipper: sure. (calls Ruthless's phone)
iPhone: (says Skipper on it and plays "Jaws" theme)
K/R/P/S: (stares at Ruthless)
Ruthless: what?
*CUT*

Ringtone short #2: Kowalski
Skipper: commence operation: Call Me! Kowalski your first!
Kowalski: alright skipper, calling Ruthless.
Ruthless's iPhone: (says Kowalski on it and plays "Get Smart" theme)
Ruthless: do I even have to answer that?
*CUT*

Ringtone short #3: Rico
Skipper: where the Duce is Rico?!
Kowalski: I have nooooo idea.
Ruthless's iPhone: (says Rico on it and plays the song "Dynamite")
Ruthless: what ya know, he's callin' me now.
Private: that's your Ringtone for him?
Skipper: (faceplam)
*CUT*

Ringtone short #4: Private
Ruthless: I can't believe I lost my phone again!!! Private call me.
Private: okay. (calls phone)
Ruthless's iPhone: (says Private on it and has a pic of him dancing while playing the song "Just Dance")
Private: oh dear.
Skipper: Ruthless... What am I going to do with you?
Author's note: maybe lebih later. I'm really board right now. Yeah. Have fun with this and don't forget to leave a comment! Bye!

CarlosPenaLove, carsfan and 4 others like this

pomfan2 It'z AWESOME! and really funny XD i 'loled' thru the whole thing! plus i was just watching a video of Ko on utube with the 'get smart' theme...interesting XDD

kowalskiro ^ thanks buddy. Sometimes I think my ideas are crazy.

Hijinata lol those songs are perfeect for them XD

kowalskiro ^ thanks!

candlefairy_13 OMIGOSH! That was so funny! XD Skipper! The "Jaws" theme! And I love Private's expression: O_O Oh dear. Classic! XD

kowalskiro Awww! Thanks guys! I CAN WRIGHT FUNNY STUFF!!!!!! YEAHS!!!!! :D you guys made me very happy today. Basiclly the "Jaws" theme is what Ruthless hears in her head every time Skipper walks in a room. ;)

kowalskiro I'VE COME UP WITH A OCxCharacter LOVE THINGIE!!!! It's called Ruco. Guess who it is. ;)

Icicle1penguin The first one I found incredibly funny! XD

kowalskiro Thanks icicle!

KowalSkip9 I can't think of the Jaws theme without also thinking of a scene in Back to the Future 2. ^^ (Me and my movies -_-) I thought that was really funny! Of course Rico's would be Dynamite. Heheh

kowalskiro I'm still thanking everybody!!!! You too up there! ^^

mixmaster15 LOL XD Nice Job! XD

kowalskiro THANKS!!!!!

kowalskiro Yes, I'm sayin' thanks ta everybody!

egel_0507 Love it! XD

kowalskiro Thanks!!!

quasomeness Quasome ringtones! For Julien, it should be Trololol.

kowalskiro ^ thanks! I was thinking about Julien's. The first thing that came to my head was(of course) I like to move it.

EppofangirlXD LOL. wth?

kowalskiro ^ what do you mean by 'wth'?

carsfan XD so funny! XD I love it!

carsfan But for Kowalski`s rigntone, I was thinking more of the song "I am a scientist". but great job any way! XD Heres the link: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qOb8f7sMcvk XD

kowalskiro ^ thanks! I can't watch the video now but later.

Unexpected Events Chapter Fifteen

posted by Cowtails

SP scoffed, "Like if I'm scared of you! I beat every person that kidnapped me, and anda shall be no different!"

~ Kowalski climbed out of the dumpster, "Do i look like garbage to you?! Rico! Skipper could beat them!"

"not really..she not cinta Skipper!" Rico grunted.

Skipper sighed, "it's true Kowalski! She asked me if it was okay, when she came back she told me that she loved someone else, and I told only Rico."

"Yeah!" Rico nodded.

"geez, how many times have anda been kidnapped before? Nevermind, boss, she's all yours." The man said, leaving the room.

The boss chuckled with a smirk, "what's...

Unexpected Events Chapter Ten

posted by Cowtails

Blowhole and Kowalski shouted, "OH MY GOD!"

~ Sweet Pripper giggled then went back to watching the movie.

"it's hard to see, can I sit it your lap?" Private asked, blushing.

~ Cowtails waved her hands around singleing Blowhole to help her.

"Ugh..." Rico threw up under the bed.

~ "Sure!" Sweet Pripper berkata happily, placing Private on her lap.

~ Blowhole threw Skipper away from Cowtails, "DON'T ciuman SOMEONE THAT DOESN'T cinta YOU!"

"RICO NOT UNDER THE BED!" Kowalski snapped.

"Sorry..." Rico gagged.

Cowtails froze in shock. Skipper cried and ran away, dragging Kowalski and Rico with him.

~ Private...

Unexpected Events Chapter One

posted by Cowtails

"I'm back aren't anda all so happy!" Cowtails berkata happily.

Skipper stared at her, "Uhhh...Sure..."

Cowtails scowled, "Geez if you're all gonna be jerks I'll just let Sweet Pripper deal with you!"

Kowalski's eyes widened. "Oh please no...I missed you" He berkata quickly.

Rico nodded, "uhuh uhuh uhuh"

Private laughed nervously, "Me too!"

"So only Skipper needs punishment...what shall I do?" Cowtails berkata deep in thought.

"ANYTHING BUT THE CAT!" Skipper screamed.

Sweet Pripper's POV

"Or needle cat." I said.

"Needle cat...I like that idea." My friend berkata with a smile.

"AAAAAHHHHHH! HELP! NEEDLE WEILDING...

The Zoo Transfer-Chapter 14

posted by sarah12499

Rico pulled out a bazooka, bazoka and threatened to blow up the TV “Why I oughta!” Dr. Blowhole laughed “Don’t worry their not dead….yet.” Julien was concerned “Why? Are they sick?” Blowhole squinted his eyes at him “I tell anda once it’s time to kill all of you; you’re the first to go!” Private whimpered “Where are they?” Blowhole turned around “Oh, someplace.” The TV went black. Marlene sighed “First the transfer and now a rescue mission!” Private got an idea “Wait the transfers not till later tonight! Since Blowhole is behind all this when we go to rescue Skipper...

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The Zoo Transfer-Chapter 10

posted by sarah12499

oleh the time Private, Rico, and Marlene got to the lemurs habitat Julien was having his morning pampering. Private walked up to Maurice, who was massaging Julien's back. "Hello Maurice!" Maurice looked up " hey Private, what brings anda guys here?" Julien got up "yeah, don't anda stinky penguins have better things to be doing?" Private ignored Julien's komentar " Skipper needs your guys help with something." Maurice cleaned himself off and started getting ready for his majesty's sponge bath. "Well then anda should be asking him." Maurice points over to Julien. Private walks over " We need your help."...

Amnesia....chapter 3....

posted by spmana123

It was 9:00 at night.....and Rico was crying near kowalksi tempat tidur at the hospital.....skipper was trying to comfort him...and private was in tears as well....they were awaiting for the doctor...

Rico:"deep sobs" kowalksi.....kowalksi....

Skipper:soldier....please.....calm down......

Rico:WHY SHOULD I CALM DOWN!! IF I HADN'T HAD BEEN SO STUPID AND HAD BEEN WATCHING WHERE I'VE BEEN GOING...."sobs deeply"

Skipper: stop it! It was a accident! He saved u....

Rico:"deep sobs" skipper....

Skipper:it's ok...it's ok...."hugs Rico tight" I know....

Private:Rico......

Suddenly, the doctor came in.....

Doctor:hello........

Amnesia....chapter 1

posted by spmana123

It was a typical hari at the zoo....and Skipper and the others were sitting in thier lair...bored..kowlaski was testing out an experiment..Rico was the Test subject as usual..and private was watching the lunacorn episode...while skipper sat and enjoyed his coffee...it was a normal hari for the penguins...

Kowlaksi: ugh, I'm so bored!

Rico: "agrees with kowlaksi"

Skipper: soldiers! I know it's not that entertaining of a day....

Private: hey! Quiet! The episodes new!

Suddenly, skipper had an idea for the two...let them run a errand..

Skipper: kowlaksi! Rico! I need anda two to he tis snowcones! On the...

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Corpse party/penguins: book of shadows: chapter 6...smile....

posted by spmana123

NOTE!!!: this is a "what if" chapter from the original story....this chapter basically talks about what would have happened if private got caught oleh Freddy...enjoy:)

Private had awoken from the knock in the head from Freddy...he was horrified to see where he was...he was tied up on a table...while Freddy was sitting oleh the door..making sure it was locked..private struggles as he begun to cry for skipper..

Private:"tears coming down his face" please...don't hurt me!

Freddy turned around and walked closer to the young frightened pinguin, penguin and smiled wide at him..

Freddy: why.. I haven't even down anything...

Live Without cinta Chp 3 part 4: Preparation...

posted by skipperahmad

It's just the preparation of the team to go to the North and continue to the east... so, just read the back bone and you'll get it...

*Most of time our futures are controlled oleh something in the past... And so about the words of Sergeant. In the moment of the dead, Sergeant spoke a lot words that bring Skipper to pindah closer to the truth, pindah closer to the dead and pindah closer to his past... lonely. Only cause oleh some un-cleared words that will bring Skipper to forbidden project and now, Skipper will realized... if everything he done and everything he believe... is wrong. He will realized if...

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cinta hurts: chapter 3

posted by spmana123

Rico and Marlene begun to hang out a lot and go out at night, making skipper angry because one if his men wouldn't hang out with him that much anymore.

Skipper was training with Kowalski and private, when he saw Rico and Marlene holding hands walking around the zoo

"Oh hello skipper" berkata Marlene,"how's your hari been?"

"Fine...just fine...." berkata skipper, kicking the Rock selanjutnya to him into the water.

"Hey skipper, hee....I've never felt like this before.....I can actually tampil my feelings towards someone I love!" berkata Rico, grabbing Marlene's hands.

Skipper became agitated, he hated this side of...

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Penguins/corpse party: chapter 3.....no hope left

posted by spmana123

There he was, all oleh himself, standing in the long dark corridor all oleh himself, only just waking up about a jam ago, Kowalski was worried about where he was, nervous, he continued to walk threw the dark hallways, hoping to find someone atau something to know where he was..

Kowalski: skipper! Rico! Julien! Where are anda guys?! This isn't funny if this is a joke!, wait a second...what's this on the wall?

On the dinding was a notice on the wall, saying a notice to all the faculty and staff to heavenly host elementary. Kowalski froze and begin to tremble with fear, a cold sweat began to go down his...

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Operation: Family, part 4

posted by queenpalm

Kowalski, Ivy, and Private ran frantically into the lab. Kowalski ran and locked all possible exits. Johnson, Rico, Skipper, and Ru didn't even bother trying to get in. They were ready to fight.
Ivy flopped down on the floor, gasping for breath. Private held her flipper and asked her what was wrong. Ivy just moaned.
The penguins watched as the lab door slammed shut and locked. Rica slowly walked forward, still bouncing the bat.
"Just wait till she finally get's a piece of us," Skipper said, getting into the fighting position.
Rico and Johnson did the same without the talking. Ru slinked back....

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Operation: Family, part 3

posted by queenpalm

Skipper grabbed Ru's flipper. "Until further notice, anda are officially our prisoner."
"What!" Ru exclaimed. "What did I do! It was Rica's fault!"
"Blame game, it just doesn't work on the Skipper."
Ru struggled, but Skipper's grasp was firm. She gave up.
"I'll go get Rica, I'm sure we can straighten things out," Ru said.
"We can't trust anyone right now."
"Of course we can, Skipper," Ivy said. "As I say, friends are enemies, but family anda can trust forever."
"You say that?" Kowalski asked.
"Whatever, anda take this way too logical."
"We trust no one," Skipper exclaimed.
They burst into argument. Ru again...

kabin fever:chapter 2

posted by spmana123

Today was the day, the hari we would start our relaxing weekend away from this zoo and just enjoy ourselfs, everybody was ready expect for Kowalski, who berkata he was going to get our "transportation", and told us to wait there.

"Where could he be?, I want to go now!" berkata julien impatiently.

"He'll be here" I said, hoping I was right.

"Woohoo!!, vacation, finally, I've been pooped out all week" berkata Rico, cuddling with ms.perky.

"That's the spirit Rico, I've been wanting this vacation too" berkata private, making sure all his stuff was together.

"Oh, he's here!" berkata mort jumping up and down excitedly....

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A New Crush Chapter 2

posted by Number1SkippFan

hey this is my first fanfic so plz no hate! :) This fanfic is about a girl pinguin, penguin coming to the zoo and falls for Skipper.

Hi Kat welcome to the zoo! I'm Private this is Kowalski, that's Rico and that's-oww! Skippa what was that for? Private stop that nonsense anda know she could be a spy! Oh Skipper don't start that please! She's no spy! berkata Kowalski.

While my new roommates were arguing I was feeling weird, I've never felt this feeling, it's just... weird. I couldn't stop staring at them, atau maybe just that short one, Skipper I think.

So are anda a spy for Blowhole??? Skipper asked sounding...

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Hidden: (8) Caught In the Act

posted by peacebaby7

No.

Wrong.

This isn't happening.

It's all a dream.

It's all a horrible nightmare that will soon be awaken from and everything will be back to normal.

The lights were turned back on and Leonard looked around at the faces of the other zoo animals. He was expecting shock, atau anger, atau maybe a combination of both. But instead he saw frightened expressions. All of them were afraid of him now? He thought about the amount of residue that showed up on his paws. How did that get there? It was impossible! How was that dog doing this? Once again the bunny hopped through his memory. He was small, so sneaking...

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Warriors of Night ~6~ ~Ending~

posted by winkies77

The end is near...in part two of the Ending XD (P.S. this is going to be short I did this early in the morning so...yawn!)
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HQ
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The penguins finally reached their habitat and sighed with almost relief 'till they opened the hatch.

"Skipper!" Kowalski shouted with joy.

Sophia jerked her head around. "Aw 'come on!"

Skipper and Sophia started challenging each other. They went on and on and on and on of trash talk and on and on and on.....

"OH FOR PENGUIN'S SAKE! JUST FIGHT ALREADY!" Kowalski scowled.

Sophia and Skipper looked at him with shocked looks, well, not Sophia anyway.

Private and Rico untied Kowalski and hugged him. Kowalski was just glad he didn't have to do pick up lines anymore. (Yet.)

Sophia and Skipper started air kicks and flung at each other.

Who will win?
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Sorry its short I'm sleepy

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Hidden: (4) The Wrong Investigation

posted by peacebaby7

Leonard remained speechless. He knew that if he took up a conversation with someone he'd end up spilling it. He turned around and leaned against his tree, clenching to the bark. Suddenly, the night air seemed to thicken and beruang down on him. Private waddled up a few steps until he was standing just behind Leonard.

"Leonard...if anda don't tell us what happened, there's nothing we can do to help. We can protect you, Leonard. Help us to help you." Private pleaded.

Leonard closed his eyes. "You don't understand what's at stake."

"But Leonard, if anda don't tell us, the other zoo binatang may be put...

New York's New Year's Tale

posted by LeonardFan

It was exactly 20 menit to midnight before New Year’s Eve. Fortunately for them, all the zoosters were too preoccupied oleh much lebih important stuff, despite the strong, cold reverberating wind blasting the zoo, opting instead to vicariously anticipate the last 20 menit of 2012 and the coming of 2013.

“How are those midnight snacks of yours coming Private?” Skipper asked.

“Almost done giving them to everyone Skipper” he replied happily as he gave one piece of chicken ham sandwich and buah-buahan cinta smoothie drink to Rico. “Here anda go Rico, enjoy, I made the smoothie with love!”...

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Hidden: (2) Vivid Catastrophe

posted by peacebaby7

"Are anda sure you're okay? anda really don't seem to be yourself." Private urged.

It didn't take long for the penguins to make it back to the zoo. They had just stopped oleh the koala habitat to drop Leonard off.

"I'm fine. Just please, leave me alone. I just want to be alone, okay?" Leonard insisted.

Private looked at him with doubt in his eyes. He could sense that something was wrong, he only wished Leonard would tell them. Rico stepped on the gas and they went on to their habitat. "I still think something is wrong with him..." Private told the others.

"Well, if it's really worth worrying about,...