pinguin, penguin of madagascar Article: Ruthless's ringtones for the penguins.

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posted by kowalskiro

Author's note: yeah. My OC Ruthless has an iPhone. Anyway, no stealz, no sue, and ENJOYZ!!!

Ringtone short #1: Skipper
Ruthless: hey guys, have anda seen my iPhone?
Private: not that I know of Ruthless.
Ruthless: ok. I got it! Skipper call me.
Skipper: sure. (calls Ruthless's phone)
iPhone: (says Skipper on it and plays "Jaws" theme)
K/R/P/S: (stares at Ruthless)
Ruthless: what?
*CUT*

Ringtone short #2: Kowalski
Skipper: commence operation: Call Me! Kowalski your first!
Kowalski: alright skipper, calling Ruthless.
Ruthless's iPhone: (says Kowalski on it and plays "Get Smart" theme)
Ruthless: do I even have to answer that?
*CUT*

Ringtone short #3: Rico
Skipper: where the Duce is Rico?!
Kowalski: I have nooooo idea.
Ruthless's iPhone: (says Rico on it and plays the song "Dynamite")
Ruthless: what ya know, he's callin' me now.
Private: that's your Ringtone for him?
Skipper: (faceplam)
*CUT*

Ringtone short #4: Private
Ruthless: I can't believe I lost my phone again!!! Private call me.
Private: okay. (calls phone)
Ruthless's iPhone: (says Private on it and has a pic of him dancing while playing the song "Just Dance")
Private: oh dear.
Skipper: Ruthless... What am I going to do with you?
Author's note: maybe lebih later. I'm really board right now. Yeah. Have fun with this and don't forget to leave a comment! Bye!

CarlosPenaLove, carsfan and 4 others like this

pomfan2 It'z AWESOME! and really funny XD i 'loled' thru the whole thing! plus i was just watching a video of Ko on utube with the 'get smart' theme...interesting XDD

kowalskiro ^ thanks buddy. Sometimes I think my ideas are crazy.

Hijinata lol those songs are perfeect for them XD

kowalskiro ^ thanks!

candlefairy_13 OMIGOSH! That was so funny! XD Skipper! The "Jaws" theme! And I love Private's expression: O_O Oh dear. Classic! XD

kowalskiro Awww! Thanks guys! I CAN WRIGHT FUNNY STUFF!!!!!! YEAHS!!!!! :D you guys made me very happy today. Basiclly the "Jaws" theme is what Ruthless hears in her head every time Skipper walks in a room. ;)

kowalskiro I'VE COME UP WITH A OCxCharacter LOVE THINGIE!!!! It's called Ruco. Guess who it is. ;)

Icicle1penguin The first one I found incredibly funny! XD

kowalskiro Thanks icicle!

KowalSkip9 I can't think of the Jaws theme without also thinking of a scene in Back to the Future 2. ^^ (Me and my movies -_-) I thought that was really funny! Of course Rico's would be Dynamite. Heheh

kowalskiro I'm still thanking everybody!!!! You too up there! ^^

mixmaster15 LOL XD Nice Job! XD

kowalskiro THANKS!!!!!

kowalskiro Yes, I'm sayin' thanks ta everybody!

egel_0507 Love it! XD

kowalskiro Thanks!!!

quasomeness Quasome ringtones! For Julien, it should be Trololol.

kowalskiro ^ thanks! I was thinking about Julien's. The first thing that came to my head was(of course) I like to move it.

EppofangirlXD LOL. wth?

kowalskiro ^ what do you mean by 'wth'?

carsfan XD so funny! XD I love it!

carsfan But for Kowalski`s rigntone, I was thinking more of the song "I am a scientist". but great job any way! XD Heres the link: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qOb8f7sMcvk XD

kowalskiro ^ thanks! I can't watch the video now but later.

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Shining PoM (Parody) Chapter: 3

posted by legendary7

Skipper picked up four meduim sized fish. Once again he was interupted oleh panic. Kowalski's screams echoed through the whole manor.
S: "Kowalski?!"
Skipper darted up the stairs and to the main room where Kowalski was sitting in his chair with his head on the table. He also had his eyes closed.
S: "Kowalski what's wrong!?"
Kowaski woke up and stopped screaming but looked terrified.
K: "I had a dream th-that I chopped all of anda into little pieces!"
Rico cautiously stepped meneruskan, ke depan helping the injured and speechless Private walk. There were cuts on him that looked as if he had been assaulted oleh some...

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Goodbye Private Chapter 6

posted by legendary7

They tired and hungry, especially the lemurs who weren't used to walking so long.
Ma: "I'm beat. Can we stop for the night."
K: "Negative,"
The whole team was yawning. It was apparent they all needed rest.

---Factory---
It was dead silent for awhile.
P: "Help! Please some one!"
N: "I don't think anyone can hear anda from in here, Private."
Private noticed Skipper groaning.
P: "Skipper, are anda sure you're okay?"
S: "I have a major headache,"
N: "Wait, Skipper, did anda say anda were tired and dizzy before?"
S: "Yes, but why does that matter?"
N: "Did anda get hit on your head?"
S: "Yeah, matter of fact I lost...

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Kowalski and Blowhole duet

posted by karenkook

Kowalski: Wait, I think I can explain.
Blowhole: It will be extremely lame.
Kowalski: Do anda mind? This is science.
Blowhole: It's a kind of weird alliance.
Kowalski: Yes! Take my experimental power cell.
Blowhole: Add the diaboligizer's evil spell.
Kowalski: Plus Julien's MP3 player
Blowhole: The combo that makes this musical slayer.

Blowhole and Kowalski: Now everybody sing! Everybody sing! Everybody has to sing. anda don't have a choice, but to modulate your voice, because everybody must sing.
Zoo animals: Sing, sing, sing, sing, sing, sing, sing.

Kowalski: The zoo is caught in an energy bubble.
Blowhole:...

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Mad Scientist (part 1)

posted by chaos-ice

“Ah huh, Bingo!” Kowalski berkata proudly.

“What is it Kowalski?” Skipper asked as he moves near Kowalski.

“I have completed my energy converter and it’s now ready for action” Kowalski said.

“So what does it do? I hope this gotta be good” Skipper crossed his flippers

“It will convert negative energy to positive energy and vice versa” Kowalski replied.

“Okay, now explain it in English, less brainiac” Skipper berkata sarcastically.

“This thing can convert evil things to goodness” Kowalski explained.

“And?” Skipper asked thinking that this device might also have a negative...

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A Week in Death Chapter 3: Is this true?

posted by 67Dodge

Skipper couldn't really describe it, the car crashing into him, he didn't feel much, all he could describe the feeling as being: "Like a cork popping out of a wine bottle". He looked around and all he saw were cars zooming across the road, then realized his team was gone, he walked around endlessly. "Well it seems we got separated oleh that bump," berkata Skipper. "Gotta get back to the HQ, they're probably worried to death about me," berkata Skipper. Skipper then looked around and saw a map on the ground, he picked it up and looked at the jalan, street he was at. "Ah, just 2 miles away, not very far at all,"...

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Highschool!- Part 9

posted by skipperfan5431

Kowalski unlocked the doors and Lilly jumped into the front seat. "Hey. Ready to go?" Lilly asked, waving goodbye to her mother. Kowalski nodded his head and drove off to their destination.
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tanggal LOCATION!!!!!!
"Kowalski. When can I take this blindfold off?" Lilly asked, touching the blue cloth on her eyes. "Now." Kowalski replied. Parking the car. Lilly removed the blindfold from her eyes and saw a large gray building with a big blue model earth on top. "Is this the.." "Yeah! The science center!" Kowalski exclaimed, bouncing with excitment....

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PoM Comic buku Better Than Episodes?

posted by Bluepenguin

I'm membaca some of the synopsises of the PoM comic buku on Madagascar Wikia, and some are better than the real episodes!

Issue 1: Synopsis - "Join the Penguins of Madagascar on an all-new mission! When the Penguins discover that the zoo's new platypus Mia has been separated from her eggs, they put their military minds together to hatch a plan for a Great Escape - back to her native Australia! Goodbye New York, Hello adventure!"

Issue 2: Synopsis - "Stranded in Brazil, Skipper enlists the help of some unusual locales, including a snake named Jose who is anything but, in order to reunite his...

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The Penguins meet Meep (Part 1/3)

posted by Katie_Kat200

anda know that Phineas and Ferb episode where they find that alien that only says "Meep!" (HEY I CAN BE A fan OF OTHER SHOWS!) Well, I think our boys should meet Meep now. Don't ask, I just came up with this at the puncak, atas of my head.

Authors Note: This is like a transcript, so anda can act it out with your friends

Scene 1: pinguin, penguin Habitat, on puncak, atas of the floe
Kowalski: Alright, Rico, ready to test my new invention?
Rico: Uh-huh!
Kowalski: Alright! (holds up a complicated looking machine) ready?
Rico: Yeah! (puts on baseball glove)
Kowalski: Playball! (he hold up the machine and shoots a baseball up in the...

Marlene's Choice Parts 1 and 2

posted by CoolNala

Part 1 - The lost Otter
Setting: A kastil, castle near the ocean on the Western U.S. Coast.
A King berang-berang continues to cari for his wife, who suddenly disappeared years yang lalu one night.
Unbeknownst to him, she would later bore a pup.
So, our story begins with him talking with his squire.
King Otter: "Oh squire, I have searched for years now, but still my wife... She is yet to be found."
Squire: "Don't give up your highness. There's still hope."
Before the King could answer, a messenger appeared.
Messenger: "Your majesty. I just received some wonderful news."
King Otter: "What is it, Leah (messenger's name)?"...

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I am no longer a POM fan.

posted by ThatDarnHippo

Yup. I have officially lost interest of POM. I can't really explain it - I've outgrown it.

My favorit shows have always been adult FBI action shows. Such as Fringe, Bones, and Criminal Minds. If anda like POM and other child friendly shows, then I suggest anda don't check these out.

I also cinta comedy. But adult comedy. I've liked it since the 5th grade when I barely understood most of the jokes (I didn't get most of the jokes until the 6th grade). Its always appealed to me and I've outgrown kartun at around the age of 11. I would probably still cinta them if they replaced the rongsokan, sampah we see on...

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The Feather of the Crystal elang, elang, falcon (part1)

posted by Icicle1penguin

This is one looong chapter. XD
And it has me in it! :3
Seriously. Long chapter. Find time to read it. XD

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Chapter 1: For starters

Monday. 10:03 a.m.

It was a warm breezy hari in the bulan of May (Hey, that rhymed!). The penguins were lying around the HQ, bored. Their training was done for the day, sooner then Skipper expected.

Kowalski was mixing different chemicals at one corner of the room, hoping to discover something out of the blue. Rico was just brushing his doll girlfriend's plastic hair...for 52 menit straight. Private was watching TV, changing the channels...

Diary of Marlene

posted by beastialmoon

Skipper sighed. Another mission, another day. This time, Marlene needed help getting popcorn. He sipped his coffee. If only she knew, knew how much he cared. But it could never be. She didn’t feel the same way. At least, as far as he could tell.
Speak of the devil. Marlene burst in the door.
“Guys! Guys!” she shouted, running around with her arms flailing about.
“Guys, my diary – it’s gone!” Private gasped in horror. “Maybe anda misplaced it somewhere.”
“Don’t worry Marlene; we’ll help anda find it.” Skipper smiled. He glanced at his boys. Already they were set off into...

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There is a Reason: Chapter 4

posted by krazy4kowalski

The Final Battle

Ok, so this is pretty much the climax of the story. I realize that the chapters have been getting shorter and shorter, but this is the longest one since the first. Anyway, this chapter gets a little violent so if anda don’t like your favorit characters getting hurt, send me a message, and I’ll tell anda what happened. oleh the way, I think one of the Narnia buku has the same judul as this chapter so if anda happen to be the author….. PLEASE DON’T SUE! All right, back to the story.

Skipper surfaced, greedily gulping air. The stink made him retch, but he was too worried...

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There is a Reason: Chapter Two

posted by krazy4kowalski

A Journey and a Job

Okay, well, here’s the detik chapter! Sorry about that ridiculously long intro on the sebelumnya chapter. This one is shorter. In fact it should be over right about… NOW!

“Skippa?” Private berkata through his beak, “Just how long do we have to stay like this?”
The team was seated in a large pile of beanie bayi at the LaGuardia souvenir stand.
“Just until our plane comes in, young Private,” the leader answered.
“Well, who’s idea was it to tampil up three hours early?” Johnson complained, “I can’t feel my…uh, never mind,” he said, seeing Private staring...

The Danes in Denmark

posted by skipper321

Not alot of people know what happend in Denmark with Skipper. So, heres my idea.

Skipper jumped off the plane silently as it headed over Denmark. He was on a mission for the pinguin, penguin strike force. They located Blowhole in Denmark and they sent their best spy to go and spy on him.

Skipper landed and headed to a secret HQ to get lebih information. Unlike the US, they had puffins. There organazation was called The Danes.

Skipper entered the Danes HQ and went to the comando,Hans. Hans told skipper where Blowhole was and he headed for it. Halfway there,he saw a strange man in colorful clothing and long...

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VOTE FOR ME! I cinta KOWALSKI MORE!!!

posted by Penguin11

VOTE FOR ME!

1.) I cinta Kowalski waaaaaaaaaaaaay more!
2.) Kowalski isn't gay!
3.) I want to be with him more!
4.) Our relationship would be waaay lebih sweet than Kico!
5.) I loved him WAAAAAY longer than before kico was thought of!
6.) Rico is violent. I cinta science. Who has lebih in common with Kowalski? Me!
7.) I make all 100's in science, cinta it, and I cinta candy!
8.) I'm making a daftar about how much I cinta him!
9.) I'll cry if anda don't!
10.)Rico has a doll girlfriend! He can't be with kowalski!
11.) If anda vote Kico, anda will be hated oleh me AND homophobes!
12.) I has anger issues. If u don't, I...

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cinta Comes Tumbling Down. Chap 1

posted by EmoCupCake

Kowalski and Rico have just started a new relationship. But when they are captured oleh Officer X, a big turn of events puts their relationship at risk. Can they work together and get home? And exactly what are Skipper and Private doing to find them? Kico
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"Rico, dynamite!"

Skippers urgent, demanding voice rang through the sewer. Rico hacked up the glowing red stick and threw it into one of the pipes. KABOOM! A blast of water shot out of the pipe, along with twenty atau so of the tikus King's servants.

"So rodents, how is your plan going to block the...

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Nightmare in central park (part 3)!

posted by kowalskicrazy

oleh the way fanpoppers who read this. I am going to change the way my characters speak. It will now b in quotation marks k so I hope u enjoy part 3!!!!
__________________________________________________Kowalski slowly stooped to his feet ready to open the hatch. Skipper was shaking violently, Private was shaking just as much as Skipper. Private was upset that he practically arranged all their deaths; he took the hardest blow from this. He was the guilty one who messed up Kowalski's invention the one who made who would make his friends die because of it. Private couldn't take it anymore his legs...

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Mamihlapinatapei (chapter 4)

posted by knocktimerico

cinta Me Do

Kowalski stuck his head out of the fishbowl entrance, a large grin spread across his face.

“Well Skipper, what do need to talk to me about?” He questioned almost teasingly knowing why he had been summoned.

“Ok Kowalski, here’s the thing, anda see that berang-berang over there,” Skipper’s flipper motioned towards Marlene’s habitat, “that berang-berang is the epitome of everything I stand against, she is the black to my white, the up to my down, the zig to my zag, the…”

“I get the point Skipper just finish what anda were going to say I have a lot of work to do” Kowalski interrupted....

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Skipper's Replacement Part 2

posted by 18wanda

Skipper's Replacement
Chapter 2: Bring it on!
    "So how long should this race be?" Private asked as the three penguins stood on their iceblock oevrlooking the zoo.
    Kowalski looked around and thought about the perimeter measurements and the average speed a pinguin, penguin could run along with the measurement of exactly 400 yards to place the finish line. "I have a theory. I think it would be best to have the race start in Marlene's habitat and go through the zooveneir toko and end back here at the base. Do anda agree?"
    Private and Rico...