Yo momma so fat, scientists have declared her pantat, keledai to be the 10th planet.
Yo momma's so stupid, she got hit oleh a parked car.
Your momma's so poor she can't even pay attention!
Your mamma is so fat she's on both sides of the family.
Your mamma is so fat when we were having sex I rolled over 9 times and I was still on the BITCH!!!!!
Yo momma so ugly your Grandma threw her on the jalan, street and was charged for littering.
Yo momma so fat the last time she saw 90210 was on the scale!
Yo momma so ugly, she walked into taco bel, bell and everyone ran for the border.
Yo momma is like a toilet; fat, white, and smells...
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