Some great ways to annoy people at work...

1. At lunchtime, sit in your parked car and point a hair dryer at passing cars to see if they slow down.

2. Page yourself over the intercom. (Don't disguise your voice.)

3. Insist that your e-mail address be xena-goddess-of-fire@companyname.com atau elvis-the-king@companyname.com.

4. Every time someone asks anda to do something, ask if they want fries with that.

5. Encourage your colleagues to gabung anda in a little synchronized chair dancing.

6. Put your garbage can on your meja tulis, meja and label it 'IN.'

7. Develop an unnatural fear of staplers.

8. Put decaf in the coffee...

Your mom's so fat she can't even jump to a conclusion.

Your mom's so fat, when she dances the band skips.

Your mom's so fat, I have to take a bus a train and a cab just to get on her good side.

Your mother's so fat, her clothes have stretch marks.

Your mother's so fat, she needs a watch on both arms because she covers two time zones.

Your mother's so fat, anda could slap her butt and ride the waves.

Your mother's so fat, she needs a hula hoop to keep her socks up.

Your mother's so fat, when she goes to a restaurant she doesn't get a menu, she gets an estimate.

Your mother's so fat, when they used her...

Having known him a mere two months, ever since I met Nate, my life has felt happier. Having attracted countless stalkers in a short period of time, Nate holds the prestigious prize of "Best Newbie ever," aswell as being so fudging pervy that withint 20 menit of knowing him, I made a bet that he couldn't be a perv for an entire day.

I lost.

Immediately link oleh the ussually bitchy OTH community, Nate lurked around the OTH chat, eventually starting a revolution. The Pinja spot. The rest is history.

Why so many people get on with him, I'll never know. Maybe because he's one of the few who don't...