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posted by Seanthehedgehog
The police station in Santa Barbara was where Pierce, and Bob were.

Police Pony: Okay, anda were seen hanging out with ponies in the Scarza Mafia.
Pierce: That was an accident. We went to see a lighthouse, and these two ponies came at us, and asked us questions. They found out we didn't know anything, so we left.
Police Pony: We don't believe you. anda better sing to us.
Bob: Sing?
Police Pony: Yes. Sing.
Bob: Okay. We'll sing.
Pierce: *Playing an accordion he got out of nowhere*
Bob: *Singing* I was a stallion, travelling from L.A. My destination was Seattle.
Pierce: *Also singing* Yes Seattle.
Bob: *Continues singing* We went there to try, and get a promotion.
Pierce: From meja tulis, meja clerks to big shots, we would become successful.
Bob: But then the cops arrested us, thinking we were part of a gang.

The song ended

Police Pony: That's not what I meant. Tell us in your own words what happened with those gangsters before anda got arrested.
Pierce: Our own words?
Police Pony: Yes.
Pierce: We don't have our own words. We use the words everypony else uses.
Bob: Pierce?
Pierce: anda want us to tell anda in our own words? Okay. Neek Kaiwai Condon Fluuuuuuuuuuuuu!
Police Pony: *Annoyed* Get out of here!
Pierce: Thanks. *Leaves with Bob*

Karl was travelling on Interstate 99. He had just gotten out of Mcfarland, and was continuing to head Northbound.

Karl: *Sees two ponies blocking his path* What are they doing?
Ponies: *Playing football*
Karl: *Honks the horn*
Ponies: *Moving out of the way*
Karl: *Passes them* If I encounter anymore reckless ponies like that-

Just then a baseball cracked the window on his left

Karl: *Stops the car* Where did that come from? *Gets out, and sees three colts playing baseball on the side of the road* What do anda three think you're doing?!
Colt: Playing baseball.
Karl: I can see that, you're too close to the road! Go play somewhere else!
Colts: *Leaving*
Karl: *Looks at the broken window* Oh for crying out loud. I can't get to Seattle in a car like this. It's gotta look nice. *Gets back in the car* If I can't fix it, I'll have to steal another car. *Drives*

2 B Continued
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Source: original owners, EQD, tumblr, google gambar
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Source: original owners, EQD, tumblr, google gambar
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
That night, the Flim Flam brothers waited to sneak onto Braeburn's orchard. Everyone in the house was asleep.

Flim: anda four wait here. If anda hear shouting, run without me.
Dexter: We got it.
Flim: *Walks into house* *Quietly tiptoes upstairs*
Applejack: *Sleeping*
Applebloom: *Sleeping selanjutnya to Applejack*
Flim: *Levitates Applebloom with magic*
Applebloom: *Slowly opening eyes*
Flim: *humming lullaby*
Applebloom: *Closes eyes*
Flim: *Carrying Applebloom*
Applebloom: *Sleeping*
Flim: *Walking downstairs*
Applejack: Applebloom! Where are you?!
Flim: *Running out house carrying Applebloom*
Dexter: Good,...
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ST: I'm so sorry for never paying attention to you.
BB: Don't be. I remember the first time I saw you.
ST: anda do?
BB: Yeah, in 3rd grade.
ST: *laughs*
BB: anda walked into the room, on a Friday afternoon. That's when I saw anda for the first time, and I was paralyzed. I had a million things to say, but none of them came out that day, 'cause I was never one of those guys, that always had the best lies.

Snow Flake trotted to Silver Tune and did not notice Blue Beat.

SF: Silver Tune?! Where were you?! C'mon! You're missing all the fun! *dances away with Sprint Lightspeed*

Silver Tune looked at Blue...
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posted by karinabrony
Shredder and his friends were all sitting at a table. "Ah hah! I almost forgot!" Coffee Creme began. Nikki and Shredder were biting their teeth. They looked at each other and their eyes obviously said, "Please don't remember!". "You 2 have to do something quiet for an amount of time at my house. Nikki and Shredder both hit their hooves on their head. "Ahem, we aren't scared." Shredder said. "Yeah, we can do that!" Nikki said. Coffee Creme laughed. Silver Tune was sitting selanjutnya to Black Rose on a table. "So, what about that stallion, have any luck with him?" Silver Tune berkata as she smiled. "No...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
 White represents a bridge, and red is the starting line
White represents a bridge, and red is the starting line
selanjutnya morning marked a very important hari for Sergi, and Apyr. As of now, they would be in the final part of the Equestrian grand prix, The Fillydelphia Race Course.

This was no ordinary race course, it was huge. 40 turns, and much of them being sharp. No pits for the cars, and the fastest lap time around this track is 25 minutes. This race could go on for an hour.

Sergi: Ok, we're up against pelangi Dash, a pony named Gordon with a Canterlot GMO, and three other ponies with souped up japanese cars.
Apyr: This should be fun.
Sergi: Yes. This could be another easy victory for us.
Rainbow Dash:...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
pelangi Dash was talking about Twilight Sparkle.

Sergi: What's so bad about her?
Rainbow Dash: She takes racing very seriously. In fact she takes everything seriously. anda have to watch out for her.
Apyr: We'll be careful. Right Sergi?
Sergi: Da.

Everypony got their cars lined up at the starting line. They would go around the race track for three laps.

Flag pony: 3, 2, 1, go *waves flag*
Racers: *take off*
Sergi: We're in first.
Apyr: Excellent. And no sign of Twilight
Twilight: *pushes pelangi Dash into wall*
Apyr: .... I stand corrected.
Twilight: *catching up* Man, there's too many ponies blocking...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Sergi, and Apyr arrived at the train station.

Sergi: Are anda sure there's not enough room for us to put our car in?
station manager: I'm sorry Gentlecolts, we have all the autoracks full of cars already.
Sergi: When does the selanjutnya train get here?
station manager: The selanjutnya train that gets here is a freight train, it's heading for Manehattan. You'll have to wait until tomorrow for the selanjutnya train for Ponyville.
Apyr: What now Sergi?
Sergi: Where's the nearest harbor?
station manager: anda can get a perahu to Ponyville if anda hurry. It's oleh Canterlot Gardens, and leaves in 20 minutes.

And so, Sergi, and...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
 The russian's car
The russian's car
Seanthehedgehog presents

The Racer

It was a warm evening in Appaloosa, as a Lotus sped down the highway being driven oleh two russian stallions.

This was playing on their radio: link

Russian driver: *stops car*
Russian stallion: *gets out, with spraypaint*
Russian driver: торопить (Hurry)
Russian stallion: *sprays bintang on sign*
Police ponies: *driving Camareo police car*
Russian stallion: *gets in car*
Russian driver: *takes off*
Police: *catch up*
Russian stallion: *going 75*
Police: *going 80*
Russian stallion: *drifts left*
Police: *go left*
Russian stallion: *going faster*
Police: *behind Lotus*
Russian...
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posted by SomeoneButNoone
 Natalia (Pro fackt - Shadow cinta this OC Pro fact 2 my GF OC Pro Fact 3 I DONT KNOW WHY I DOING PRO FACTS uhhhh)
Natalia (Pro fackt - Shadow love this OC Pro fact 2 my GF OC Pro Fact 3 I DONT KNOW WHY I DOING PRO FACTS uhhhh)
Natalia - Long time dont see
Dan - y-yea long time hehe
Natalia - -_-
Dan - OH COMON DONT SAY WE GONNA TALK ABO- *hear expolion* ok anda know better get out from solar empire...
In GEA Hedquater number 5 (In Ponyville)
Natalia - WHY anda DO THIS
Dan - OH COMON NO MY FAULT YOUR BOYFRIEND WAS KILLED ON WAR I WAS ON "NO" ABOUT WAR!
Natalia - BUT anda FATHER DO THIS WAR!
Dan - FUCK MY FATHER HE IS DUPASS *punch wall* Im sorry about my father BUT HE IS JUST A FUCKIN STUPID IDIOT!
Natalia - why anda talking about anda father t-
Dan - BECAUSE HE DONT CARE ABOUT ANYTHINK... no like our family... *open family book*...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
We continue where we started off

Con: *sneaks onto dock*
korean pony55: What was that?
Con: *kills pony* lebih like who was that?
korean pony21: I'll be right back I just wanna get some cider.
Con: *sneaks toward warehouse*
korean pony21: *shoots at Con*
Con: *dodges bullets*
korean pony21: All units, we have an intruder in the warehouse!
Con: *pulls out gun* Where is that manifest?
korean leader: What do anda need the manifest for? Grenades? We made specially designed grenades to blow up an entire building. Now that anda know this, I gotta let anda go. *shoots gun*
Con: anda missed loser. It's not...
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