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posted by Seanthehedgehog
The police station in Santa Barbara was where Pierce, and Bob were.

Police Pony: Okay, anda were seen hanging out with ponies in the Scarza Mafia.
Pierce: That was an accident. We went to see a lighthouse, and these two ponies came at us, and asked us questions. They found out we didn't know anything, so we left.
Police Pony: We don't believe you. anda better sing to us.
Bob: Sing?
Police Pony: Yes. Sing.
Bob: Okay. We'll sing.
Pierce: *Playing an accordion he got out of nowhere*
Bob: *Singing* I was a stallion, travelling from L.A. My destination was Seattle.
Pierce: *Also singing* Yes Seattle.
Bob: *Continues singing* We went there to try, and get a promotion.
Pierce: From meja tulis, meja clerks to big shots, we would become successful.
Bob: But then the cops arrested us, thinking we were part of a gang.

The song ended

Police Pony: That's not what I meant. Tell us in your own words what happened with those gangsters before anda got arrested.
Pierce: Our own words?
Police Pony: Yes.
Pierce: We don't have our own words. We use the words everypony else uses.
Bob: Pierce?
Pierce: anda want us to tell anda in our own words? Okay. Neek Kaiwai Condon Fluuuuuuuuuuuuu!
Police Pony: *Annoyed* Get out of here!
Pierce: Thanks. *Leaves with Bob*

Karl was travelling on Interstate 99. He had just gotten out of Mcfarland, and was continuing to head Northbound.

Karl: *Sees two ponies blocking his path* What are they doing?
Ponies: *Playing football*
Karl: *Honks the horn*
Ponies: *Moving out of the way*
Karl: *Passes them* If I encounter anymore reckless ponies like that-

Just then a baseball cracked the window on his left

Karl: *Stops the car* Where did that come from? *Gets out, and sees three colts playing baseball on the side of the road* What do anda three think you're doing?!
Colt: Playing baseball.
Karl: I can see that, you're too close to the road! Go play somewhere else!
Colts: *Leaving*
Karl: *Looks at the broken window* Oh for crying out loud. I can't get to Seattle in a car like this. It's gotta look nice. *Gets back in the car* If I can't fix it, I'll have to steal another car. *Drives*

2 B Continued
The selanjutnya hari came, and Sean was getting ready for the detik race, when suddenly...

Russian pony64: Look at that Canterlot.
Russian pony24: I am. Let's steal it.
Sean: *looks behind him* Hmm. Thought I heard something.
Nikki: I think you're a little nervous.
Sean: I swear! I heard something. Maybe it was someone passing by.
Daredevil: Maybe. Alright, all your tires are inflated perfectly. The race doesn't start until an hour, so what do anda wanna do?
Sean: I am hungry. What about anda two?
Nikki: Yeah!
Daredevil: Same here. anda two go, I'll watch over the car.
Sean: Ok. *leaves with Nikki*
Russian...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Warning: Despite this being very long, it's worth reading.

Hedgehog In Ponyville With A Vengeance

It's been two years after Canterlot got bombed. Unfortunately the kastil, castle got destroyed, but thankfully everyone in it survived and the kastil, castle was rebuilt. Scootaloo killed Robotnik, but he got Discord free. He also got Blaze the Cat to lead his army, while Discord got Diamond Tiara with Silverspoon to gabung his army. "Those cutie mark crusaders are fighting to save Equestria." He informed them. Hating Applebloom, and her friends so much, Tiara, and Silverspoon were convinced to gabung Discord's army....
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posted by SomeoneButNoone
where we done ah pony mech

Dan - well we fucked
Dimitri - ... WTF...
Dan - WHAT
Jade - *grab Dan head and point on Black Alicorn* that
Dan - wow one lebih alicorn.... FUCK!
Mech - *shoot black alicorn*
Alicorn - *fly away from bullets* ha! *shoot from bazooka, bazoka to mech*
Dan - hmmmm... OMGF *point on black pegasus*
Pegasus - its time for fireworks! *shoot from bazooka, bazoka into mech core*
Dan - mech destroyed *come to Alicorn* ...
Alicorn - ...
Dan - ...
Alicorn - ...
Dan - ... WHO THE FUCK anda ARE!!!!! ...
Alicorn - oh yes soo Im FireDash *point at pegasus* and this is Night Fire
Filly - come from building* its everythink...
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posted by SomeoneButNoone
5 friends [AppleJack, Rarity, Fluttershy, PinkiPie,Twilight] meet under RainbowDash clound.
AppleJack - Fluttershy fly to her clo...
*boom* pelangi Dash Fall from clound. Shes not moving and she dont breathing.
AppleJack - oh no... Rainbow...Dash...
??? - MUAHAHAHAHA... anda think anda use elements of harmony on my? anda THINK I STUPID!!!! HAHAHAHA!! NO anda SOOOO STUPID!
Twilight - You!
King of Shadow Ponies - soo Twilight what anda do now... NOTHINK! HAHAHAHA! I WIN!!!!!!!
Fluttershy GIVE HER BACK TO US!!! i-if anda dont...
King of Shadow Ponies - HAHAHA Fluttershy why anda soo shy... oh look Twilight Canterlot...
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posted by epicskyrimfan56
ponyville-11:30 am
*vwoom* The rumput swayed and the wind blowed as the TARDIS landed. The strange phonebooth like device opened and out came a pony. A pony with a brown mane and a light brown coat. He wore a bow tie and his cutie mark was an hourglass. His name was the doctor.
He had a box that was bigger on the inside and could travel through time and space. The machine had brought him here. "interesting, the rumput is so green and the weather, oh absolutly marvelous." "if only i knew where i was" "hmm. i feel odd, are my legs off balance?" he looked down to see that he was indeed not a human,...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Hey. Don't be surprised. I did leave a cliffhanger at the ending. Kintobor is actually Robotnik, he just put some stuff in the story, and I got confused. Can't believe he used his name backwards. Anyway, he did say something about getting his revenge on me, and this is how it happened. I made a Pinkie promise to visit Pinkie Pie once a week. A bulan passed after the promise, and things looked different. There were a few houses destroyed, swastikas were spray painted at a lot of places, and bloodstains were on Twilight's house. "Seems like Robotnik's doing, but how?" I berkata to myself. "Because...
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Chris: Hello, everyone. Welcome to Total Drama Equestria! In today's episode, well meet our contestants for this season.

*a perahu comes up along the shore*

Chris: And here they are now! First up, we have Billie Joe Armstrong!

Bille:*walks off the boat* I cinta tacos!

Chris: Okay? selanjutnya is Aqua Fresh!

Aqua:*walks off the perahu and waves to the camera*

Chris: Leon Grim!

Leon:*appears from behind a bunch of smoke from the smoke bomb he threw* The Great and Powerful Leon has arrived!

Chris: Christina!

Christina:*walks off the boat, eating some chips*

Chris: Owl Feather!

Owl:*walks off the boat* H-Hello....
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posted by Tawnyjay
I listened to the splashes of cokelat rain on the rook of my castle. I sighed. Discord...

Celestia then trotted in, her eyes swimming with tears. "More ponies have been corrupted," she told me glumly. "I don't know what happened. One hari there was beauty, and then..." She paused as the night quickly turned to hari and back.

"I think we need to do something." I got to my hooves. "Luna!" Celestia protested, "You know that we can't just go and save Equestria. If Discord found out, he would imprison us even lebih than we already are!" She looked around my room, which was connected to hers.

"We're...
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posted by shadowknuxgirl
"It was really nice of the Princess to let us explore the castle, without all the commotion of the gala." berkata Twilight to her five friends. "Hey, Pinkie!" shouted pelangi Dash,"What's with that bag of yours? You've been carrying it since we got on the train to get here!" It was true. In Pinkie Pie's mouth, there was a brown piece of cloth that seemed to hold a few items. "Oh, it's nothing!" Pinkie Pie replied with struggle, since she would drop the bag if she opened her mouth too much."Just a gift for a friend." Pinkie Pie told her friends she would be right back, and ran off to deliver her...
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Spike sneaks into Zecorah's place and 'borrows' a special flower. Smelling it will make anda fall in cinta with the first person anda see. Obviously he tries to get Rarity to smell it, accidentally infecting everyone in ponyville in the process. Eventually everypony's chasing Spike in a lovestruck stampede, causing Celestia to come down from her kastil, castle to see what the ruckus is about. When she too smells the bunga and falls in cinta with Spike all hell breaks lose.
Spike is forced to ask Zecorah for help. She creates a berwarna merah muda, merah muda awan of fog, that cures everypony. Luckily for Spike nopony remembers a thing. In the end he writes a letter to Celestia, about how cinta is something that cannot be forced.
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added by NocturnalMirage
Source: EQD, joyreactor, tumblr, deviantart
That night, I put my plan into action. I went to the blindspot, and went through the fence. No one noticed that I left until tomorrow morning.

Meanwhile, in the tunnels.

Pablo: *digging, but feels dirt falling on him, then looks up* Oh thank god. The roof isn't going to collapse. *Continues digging*
Volk: *Gets bag of dirt full, and gives it to Sigmund*
Sigmund: *Passes bag to Airborne*
Airborne: *Passes bag to pelangi Dash*
Rainbow Dash: *passes bag to Sacred Symphony*
Sacred Symphony: *Passes bag to Shredder*
Shredder: *Passes bag to Jade*
Jade: *Passes bag to Bartholomew*
Bartholomew: *Passes bag...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
On July 5, everypony on strike did exactly what James told them to do.

James: That's everypony, right?
Jack: I think so.
Deputies: *On boat*
Deputy Roebuck: anda can't do this. We'll arrest you!
Larry: We'd like to see anda try that when anda go down river. *Pushes boat*
Deputy: Get some paddles, and row back!
James: *Holding paddles* anda mean these?!
Jack: And good luck trying to row back with your arms, and hooves!
Deputies: Curse you!

And so, the deputies had no way to get back to shore, and continued drifting towards the middle of nowhere

Meanwhile, at the mill

Henry: Ok, the strikers are not stopping,...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Con returned to the game. He played two lebih rounds, when this happened.

Der Cheif: I will take three cards.
Dealer: Alright. Now, it's time to bet.
Der Cheif: I am going all in.
Ponies: Ooooh.
Con: That may be a bad choice *Goes all in*
Der Cheif: For you.
Dealer: tampil everypony your hand.
Con: Straight flush
Dealer: Der Cheif. What do anda have?
Der Cheif: *Eyes everypony with suspicion* Royal Flush.
Dealer: Der Cheif is the winner. Everypony coming back may return in two hours.
Der Cheif: *Has $26,800,983*
Con: *Slowly leaves table*

When Con returned, he heard the shower

Con: *Walks slowly to shower*...
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