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Seanthehedgehog presents

Ponies On The Rails

Starring

Pierce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog

Coffee Crème From KarinaBrony

Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09

Metal Gloss From DragonAura15

Stylo From Jimmythedragon

NocturnalMirage from NochurnalMirage

Gordon, Percy, Jeff, Wilson, and Pete from Seanthehedgehog

Episode 47

Gordon, Coffee Crème, And The pizza Train

August 1, 1955

Percy was on vacation, and Orion was taking over for him.

Orion: *Hitting spikes into rails* Why does Pete need me to help you? You're perfect on your own.
Jeff: Actually, repairing track is very difficult on your own. I should know, I've done it before.
Orion: Well, I still think it's pointless.
Jeff: Would anda prefer working on here oleh yourself?
Orion: No, I'd prefer doing what I'm supposed to do, and that is driving a train!
Jeff: Oh well. Hey, listen, this oughta cheer anda up. Coffee Crème, and Gordon might be breaking up.
Orion: Why?
Jeff: anda didn't hear? Coffee Crème got engaged to somepony else, and now Gordon is getting annoyed oleh it. She's thinking of breaking up with him.
Orion: It's about time she came to her senses. I don't know why those two started dating.
Jeff: anda know how some mares are.
Orion: Yeah, like my sister.
Jeff: No, your sister is very kind.
Orion: If anda were living with her for over twenty years, you'd be telling a completely different story.
Gordon: *Driving passenger train towards Jeff & Orion*
Jeff: Well, we better get out of the way. *Gets off tracks*
Orion: *Waving yellow flag*
Gordon: *Slows down, and gets pass safely*
Jeff: Surprising. I thought Gordon would speed up, to get the passengers to their destination on time.
Orion: Maybe he's depressed about the break up.

But Gordon was actually angry, and was too busy thinking about Coffee Crème to cause any havoc. He stopped at a red signal, just as Coffee Crème was arriving with a freight train. She also had to stop at a red signal, and the two ponies were able to talk to each other, because the cabs of their engines were close together.

Gordon: What are anda doing here Frenchy?! anda should be in Cheyenne oleh now!
Coffee Crème: It's not my fault. Somepony was trying to rush over a railroad crossing, and nearly hit me. It was a good thing I could see him, otherwise, I would've hit him.
Gordon: That's no excuse Frenchy. Ponies rushing over a railroad crossing shouldn't stop you. Pete wants up to deliver these trains on time, with no excuses. Now if you'll excuse me, I'll be on my way! *Drives train*
Coffee Crème: *Checks signal* Oh great. He gets a green signal, and I have to wait here at a red signal. I hope it changes green soon.

Ten menit later, the signal turned green.

Coffee Crème: It's about time. *Drives train*

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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Date: July 1, 1961
Location: Cheyenne, Wyoming
Time: 12:56 PM
Railroad: Union Pacific

Pete had the others meet him in his office. He told them about his idea.

Pete: Now, I understand that the work is getting harder, but I do believe I came up with a solution that will help anda take your mind off of it. Games.
Mirage: Games sir?
Dan: anda mean like hockey?
Pete: Not exactly. We will have three games, involving two teams. Everything will be set up oleh tomorrow.
Dan: So I guess you're not going to tell us about the games we are playing.
Pete: You'll see what they are tomorrow. Now get back to work....
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LATER:

Everyone is seen eating lunch. Pinkie and Saten are seen at the same table, Saten eating burger, Pinkie eating a sandwich/

Saten: Can anda get the pepper, please?

Pinkie: I don't know how much longer I can last.. I am gonna explode if I don't tell somebody.

Saten: It'll be fine. Now please pass the pepper!

Pinkie: Hang on. I don't feel like you're taking this dilemma seriously.

Saten: Fine sweetie. anda have my undivided attention.

Pinkie: Okay, now, the Shining berkata I still can't tell anyone the surprise.

Saten: (sarcastically) No way!

Pinkie: Yeah, well, it's true. But I am killing myself over...
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Sean led his group to an airport, owned oleh Eggman.

Sean: Now Tails, anda berkata that Eggman's Super Ridiculously Big Yacht has a landing pad for helicopters, right?
Tails: That's right.
Sean: Okay, so what I'm thinking about right now, is that we take one of their helicopters, and fly to the yacht.
Wind: That's kinda dangerous. What if they spot us?
Sean: If they spot us flying one of their helicopters, there's no doubt they will stop at nothing to kill us, you're right about that. So we gotta get in there quietly. Knuckles, Dash, Charmy, and Tails, anda four are capable of flying on your own, so...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Tim was in the briefing room with the rest of his friends when Captain Jefferson started talking.

Captain Jefferson: Twilight Sparkle has some business to take care of here, but unfortunately, someone tried to assassinate the princess as she entered our town. Toby and Red spotted the suspect while out on patrol earlier.
Tim: Did the pony that tried to kill Twilight escape?
Captain Jefferson: Yes. He used magic to get out of his car. Now visiting us is Princess Celestia, and Princess Luna. They have something to tell us.
Celestia: *Walks in the room with Luna*
Ponies: *Clapping*
Celestia: Thank...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Date: May 14, 1961
Location: Cheyenne, Wyoming
Time: 7:39 PM
Railroad: Union Pacific

Hawkeye was at his house with Metal Gloss. Metal Gloss was in the mandi, shower while Hawkeye opened his letter.

Hawkeye: *Reading the letter* Dear Pierce, I hope anda like the sports car I gave anda thirteen years yang lalu as a present for becoming an engineer. I have another one like that coming to your house from Florida. My factory is running well, but I am not. As I write this, I have only 20 hours to live, so I decided to give anda something special before I pass away. Along with this letter, anda will find two thousand...
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Twilight was at the castle, when Pinkie Pie and applejack arrived.

Pinkie Pie: *Bouncing excitedly* Guten tag Twilight.
Applejack: Pinkie, this ain't the time to be excited! We're being attacked oleh airplanes.
Twilight: Da fuq do anda two niggas want?
Pinkie Pie: Zhere is a bunch of airplanes attacking us, und zhey are coming from a portal.
Applejack: We think it's Eggman again.
Twilight: Dat crazy bastard from the same world Sean came from?
Pinkie Pie: Jawohl.
Twilight: Then we need to destroy those things at once! Where da fuq are pelangi Dash, Fluttershy, and Rarity?
Applejack: Fluttershy and...
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Saten ends up having a slightly bigger role than originally planned.

Warning, this chapter is one of the most foul mouthed chapters of the series..

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Trixie: I can't believe I have to do one of those dumb magic acts today.. It's not even a nightmare night themed type of one!

Derpy: Hey.. Sten and I will be in stage as support..Right Sat-.. Saten?

Saten: (distracted) Oh look, their building the traditional haunted maze.. Can we go after?

Derpy: I don't know.. Each tahun anda wind up breaking Sword's nose when he tries scaring you.

Saten:...
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As tribute to having finished that forum story.

Sword has a larger role in this one than Saten dose..
Sten only has one scene in this one...

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[shades closing]
[windows clattering]
Fluttershy: Fuzzy Legs, do anda think anda could secure those windows?
[webs shooting]
[windows close]
Fluttershy: And you'll alert me if anything scary comes close to the cottage?
[birds squawk]
Fluttershy: Oh, who am I kidding?... It's WHEN something scary comes close to the cottage! Please tell me my hiding place is ready.
Harry: [growls nicely]
Fluttershy:...
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Minuette: (awkwardly) So, uh, what are anda studying these days?

Moon Dancer: Science, magic, history, economics, pottery. Things like that.

Minuette: Yowza! [chuckles] anda planning on being a professor atau something?

Moon Dancer: No.

Minuette: So you're just... studying?

Moon Dancer: (rolls eyes) Can I go now?

Twilight: Moon Dancer, please.

Saten: Yeah, Don't be rude.

Minuette: It's all right, Twilight. We're having a good time. Right, everypony?

Twinkleshine, Saten, Spike, and lemon Hearts: [unsure sounds]

Minuette: So, uh... Spike, tell Moon Dancer that story 'bout how Twilight had to read a book about...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
 This is my OC Donovan. He will take the role of Colonel Von Waldheim
This is my OC Donovan. He will take the role of Colonel Von Waldheim
The following is based off of the 1964 film, The Train.

Paris, August 2nd, 1944. 1511th hari of German occupation.

German Ponies: *Guarding a museum*
Other German Ponies: *Arriving in a staff car between two motorcycles. They stop at the museum*
German Pony: Achtung.
Driver: *Gets out of the car, and opens the back right door*
Colonel Von Waldheim: *Steps out of the car wearing a jacket, and a hat. He salutes his soldiers, and walks into the museum*

Inside the museum were lots of paintings. This was an art museum.

Colonel Von Waldheim: *Puts his jacket, and hat onto a mantel hanger. He slowly walks...
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added by NocturnalMirage
Source: facebook, joyreactor
posted by Seanthehedgehog
Pierce returned to his meja from the bathroom when he noticed Bob was missing.

Pierce: Where did he go?
Waitress: *Arrives* Where did your friend go?
Pierce: That's what I'd like to find out! He must have left without me. *Sits down* I might as well finish this first, then find a way to catch up to him. *Drinks his milkshake, and takes a bite from his burger*

Meanwhile Karl was driving his car through a town called Tipton. He was on the same highway as Tom again, but this time he was behind him.

Karl: *Stops at a red light*
Pony 1: *Stops behind him, and revs his engine twice*
Pony 2: Easy....
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Karl was driving his rental car in Bakersfield.

Karl: I got a decent car for free. *Laughs to himself*
Cop: Attention all units, be on the lookout for a 1957 Ford Fairlane stolen from a Hertz rental place just outside of L.A.
Cop 4: Ten-4, we'll keep an eye out for the car.
Cop: The rental company doesn't want any damage on this car. Understood?
Cop 4: Roger.
Karl: *Yawns* Why do I feel so... sleepy? *Falls asleep*

Song: link

Karl: *Swerving to the left, and right*
Ponies: *Honking their horns*
Karl: *Hits the brakes, and turns left. He goes faster*
Cop 4: That car is speeding.
Cop 3: Might also...
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LATER:

Saten: Hello AppleJack.

AppleJack: (with the other girls as they discuss a plan) Ah can't talk wait now Saten.

Saten: But would anda help me be a better boyfriend for Trixie.

AppleJack: Surely anda must have 'other' X girlfriends. Yer kinda handsome.

Saten: Well.. There was that 'one' girl I tried asking out... But things didn't go well.

FLASHBACK:

Glaze: (in the middle of bernyanyi the pelangi factory musik video).

Saten: (comes onto the set, forth dinding styled) Excuse me, parden me.

Director: CUUT!... Who the fuck is this!?

Glaze: (facehoof) Saten.. I told anda not to bother me at work.

Saten: But...
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Derpy: I really messed up on those invitations! I feel just awful!
Master Sword: Why'd anda bring me to Cake N' daging babi asap, bacon for our third date, I HATE this place!
Derpy: I told Cranky I could get 'em printed for cheap, but that meant hiring somebody with no experience using a printing press... Oh, I wish there was a way I could go back in time and fix all this.
Sword: To prove my hatred of this place, I'm gonna leave a lousy tip...under fifteen percent!... And then I'll send my meal back, even though it's EXACTLY what I ordered!
Derpy: Is it possible were having two different conversations?
Sword: How should I know, I'm not listening to you!
#1: The new MLP:
I never even heard of the new MLP at the time.
And when I was convinced into seeing it, oleh all those pictures on Facebook.
I can't say I enjoyed it.. In fact.. It was terrible.
But when I heard of all those so called "bronys" I figured to at give it an honest chance before truly judging it.
And the fact it had John De Lancie, only gave me lebih reasons to keep giving it an honest chance..


#2: ANGRY VIDEO GAME NERD:
I know what anda think.
But no.
Discovering this guy had NOTHING to do with my friendship with Windwakerguy430.
It had to do with looking up Freddy Krueger's villain's...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Theme song >>>> link

Taxi Ponies: *Driving taxi cabs to the station*

Ponies On The Rails

Starring the Union Pacific ponies

Pierce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog

Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09

Metal Gloss From DragonAura15

Railway Pony: *Driving freight train across a bridge going over the train tracks at the station.*
Metal Gloss: *Drives freight train under bridge*
Pony: *In the station, buying a ticket. As soon as he gets the ticket, he runs across the platform, and boards his train.*
Hawkeye: *Preparing train for departure*
Stylo: *Looking at orders on paper*
Hawkeye:...
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added by NocturnalMirage
Source: facebook, deviantart, joyreactor
posted by Seanthehedgehog
Gordon, and Case cracker were at a phone booth oleh a drug store when this happened.

Gordon: *Inserts coins in phone booth, and dials Jim's number*
Case Cracker: *Waits in the car*
Jim: Hello?
Gordon: It's done. Anthony is dead.
Jim: That's good. Come on down to the pizzeria, and I'll-
RIB's: *Shooting ponies in pizzeria*
Jim: *Gets shot* AGH! Get over here quickly!! *Hangs up*
Gordon: *Runs to car* Case, Jim is in trouble. I don't know what's happening, but we have to go help him quickly *Drives onto highway*
Case Cracker: Let's hurry then!
Gordon: *Going 90 miles an hour*
Case Cracker: *Impatiently...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Gordon, and Case cracker blew up a room in the Equestrian Pyramid. They were on a lift outside of the building, and were now about to finish the job.

Case Cracker: On your mark. *readies pistol*
Gordon: *Makes lift go down* Get set.
Manehattan Ponies: *Running away*
Gordon: *stops lift* Go *Runs in room*
Case Cracker: *Runs inside. Shoots 3 running away*
Manehattan ponies: *Grab Shotguns*
Gordon: *Shoots a pony's head off* Get behind the counter *Gets behind counter*
Case Cracker: *Ducks behind counter*
Manehattan pony 36: *Shoots the counter* Get up, and fight like stallions anda cowards!
Case Cracker:...
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