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So lately I've been thinking of the Cullens and how damn rich they are. And then I stop and go, wait a minute, how is that possible?

So I am going to compare the Cullen expenses and the average normal-people expenses in this chart.

Expense Normal People The Cullens

-Food X X*
-Clothing X X*
-Shelter X X
-Gas X X
-Inssurance X
-Electricity X X
-Running water X ?*
-Heating/cooling X
-School supplies X X
-Blood X
-At halaman awal
Medical supplies
and medicine X X*
-Private island X*
and its maintenance X
-Cottage atau
campground, etc X
-Travel expenses X X*
-Cell phones X X
-Useless Twilight
merchandise X
-Lunch money X X
-Morning starbucks
coffee X
-Cleaning supplies X X
-Gardening suppliesX X
-Building supplies
for renovation
atau lost-
cottage
rebuilding X X
-Dental care!
(had to put it) X
-Counter fit
identification
papers X

The ones with the little stars are the ones that I can hear Twihards arguing at me about threw my monitor.

food - Didn't they, like, feed 3 manusia serigala in Breaking Dawn? (only one ate, but they had the food for 3). Then they tried to get Bella to eat, then Renesmeee. They also keep food as a prop (makes so much sense since no humans ever come over). That gets bad and gets chucked (except in December, when all the carollers come along), so not only is it a huge waste, but it also means that they have to re-buy stuff regularly (but I suppose they keep it for a week atau so past experation since it gets closed, but wouldn't the house start to stink? Add extra Febreze to their daftar of expenses)

Clothing - So not only do they need to dress 7 vamps, but Alice is a shop-o-holic and Rosalie was used to the best her whole life, so no thrift-store stuff. And then they stuffed a huge room with stuff for Bella and Edward. We can pretty surely double the clothes $ for the Cullens.

Insurance - Since they don't get sick and can't die and are so perfect they don't have car accidents, I don't suppose they have any. Not on their house either, because what could happen that one of them couldn't fix? Plus if there's a api they all die anyways, so...

Running water - Do they have running water? I assume they do as another "prop" and since Bella spends so much time there (unless another Mary-Sue power is super-bladders).

Heating/cooling -I'll spare them this one since they don't technically need it.

Blood - Did Carlisle get it free? I don't know, but I'm not going to re-read BD for that. If anda know please tell in the comments!

At halaman awal medical supplies and medicine - I know some humans do need medical equipement in their homes, but for the average not that many. And the Cullens probably do keep advil atau something (note, does advil work on vampires? What do anda think?) as a prop atau maybe they do need it (answer in comments, guys!). But either way, they probably spent a little lebih then the average family on medical stuff.

Private island - They paid FOR the island, they pay to KEEP the island to themselves, they pay to KEEP the island and house clean, they pay for the stuff INSIDE the house... lebih then owning a cottage, don,t anda think?

Travel expenses - I don't know if its just me, but the Cullens seem to take-off for Italy lebih often then your average American family, eh? And if anda plan on goign on vacation, usually there's a lot of saving involved. Oh yeah, also, Edward running around the globe in despair looking for my good friend Vicky in New Moon.

EXCUSES TWIHARDS MAY COME UP WITH...

1) "They've been saving for a long time"

Okay, but they've also been spending for a long time. They wouldn't have saved enough to be as immensily rich as S Meyer describes them as.

2) "Carlisle's a doctor!"

Yes, yes he is. But without any of the kids having as much as a part-time job, and Esme not working, it still doesn't cover the monthly budget 20 times.

Ooh, other thing: maybe he's still paying off university. And wouldn't he technically have to re-do it? New advances get made and sometimes anda just need to get filled in on the new stuff. And I mean, his diploma would be from the 1800 atau 1900 way before he was even "born", wouldn't that cause issues every time he changes jobs? Ooops, forgot, counter-fit diploma, right. But that can't be cheap and being as good-hearted as he is, Carlisle'll want to pay the guy for doing it, right?


And I can't come up with any other. If anda have one, post in komentar and I'll add it with me argument.


Conclusion: After doing the math, I don't see how the Cullens can be so immensily, damn rich. Thanks for reading!
Okay. I know what anda are all thinking. Oh no not another Harry Potter vs. Twilight artikel but yes I am making one because I can. I just want my opinion to be heard. So first off let me daftar the reasons why children, teens and adults can cinta Harry Potter and the good messages that Harry Potter gets across. Harry Potter first of all teaches people about the very special bond between people called friendship. Harry, Hermione and Ron are a perfect example of friendship. They are all with Harry until the very end like they promised. They risk their lives for each other and even though they fight,...
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Okay, firstly, I’ve no intention of hurting the Twilight fan here. I’m just a fiercely opinionated person, and some of the things I say might end up sounding rude. So please keep in mind that I really don’t mean anything rude that I might say in the article. Read on :)

Many people say that Twilight is well written. When I ask the berkata people why they think so, most of them invariably refer to the “big words” in Twilight.
Now, if using big words makes a book good, an ape with a thesaurus can write a completely fabulous novel. Sadly, this isn’t the case: the poor apes are doomed for...
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First off, one of my best friends refuses to read Harry Potter because it's a fantasy. anda probably berkata the exact same thing. I did too.

Just to clear this up, I'm going to explain this for you. All 7 buku lebih atau less have the same goal in mind. Harry's parents were murdered oleh Voldemort in Godric's Hollow when Harry was 1. Until the age of 11, he believed it was only a car crash. He had no idea that he was famous for the supposed "death" of Voldemort. That is, until Hagrid comes to tell him that he is indeed a wizard.

In his first year, the main plot, lebih atau less, is about Harry trying...
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Okay, so i was getting pretty sick of answering so many pertanyaan about the same thing, and im sure others are/were too, so i just thought that it would be better for everyone to add their opinion to this thing, cos i guess it just makes life easier, and because anda can get LOADS of replies/answers on this. So yeah, enjoy.






My Answer:
In my opinion, Harry Potter is better, and i prefer it lebih than Twilight, because i feel as if i can relate to the characters more. Also, i feel as if Twilight doesn't really have a plot, compared to Harry Potter. (There is more, but i cba to write anymore atm, haha)
I'll admit, I have a pretty diverse bookshelf. I have the Harry Potter Complete Series box set selanjutnya to my Twilight books. People who burn/flame either book are either A. extraordinarily biased atau B. have a legitimate reason and may actually have something intelligent to say. To find out what people thought, I decided to ask people who surrounded me at school what their opinions were. If you're interested, read on...

I took a survey of my fellow female students to see what they thought at my middle school (what possessed me to do so, I cannot say), and many of the jawaban I heard were something...
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I haven't read Midnight Sun so this artikel is from the 'Bella-point-of-view' books. Edward has been single for over 100 years. While this sounds riddikulus, funny sometimes, it somewhat makes him attractive (Twihards: attractive personality). His 'waiting-for-the-right-person' aura makes him mysterious. I couldn't care if Edward was played oleh Brad Pitt, Robert Pattinson atau Dustin Diamond. So for now I am going to set aside the looks, sparkles, stalking, virginity, erections and anything that confirms atau contradicts his vampire-ness and dissect his raw personality.

Twilight:
The first thing...
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-harry’s hormones went overdrive when he saw this spankin’ hot qurl from the ravenclaw quidditch team.

-being the teenage boy he is, he didn’t make a pindah until it was the yule ball and it turns out that this d00d cedric asked her out.

-then this d00d died and cho was all “bawwww cedric” but somehow she managed to get over all that because of harry’s eternal glory the strategically placed mistletoe. so they kissed.

-then they dated on valentine’s hari in hogsmeade and cho wanted to be all “baww cedric” in front of harry. but harry, being the hormone-driven infatuated teenager he is, was all ears.

-then it ended when harry berkata he was meeting hermione, because apparently cho’s the only one allowed to talk about someone else in their relationship.
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posted by snuggles123
twilight and harry potter do not mix im sorry people but know twilightbis the classic romance between a human/bella and vampire/Edward
and harry potter is a action fighting movie so im am truly sorry i am a twilight crazzy if anda want to know lebih go onto my page and right good/bad comments
as usly i finish my artikel with a song so here it gose
toxic song britny spears

Baby, can't anda see
I'm calling
A guy like anda should wear a warning
It's dangerous
I'm falling

There's no escape
I can't wait
I need a hit
Baby, give me it
You're dangerous
I'm loving it

Too high
Can't come down
Losin' my head...
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