How Edward Got Bella Pregnant, Why it's Not Sexist, and Why Renesmee Does Not Suffer From Down Syndrome


Youknowit101/Cassie-1-2-3 collaboration.

I asked a pertanyaan a bit yang lalu asking what bothers anda about Bella’s pregnancy. We got some very interesting answers, thank you. We are now here to respond to the points made.

(Keep in mind that we did not consult anyone associated with the creation of the Twilight Series. We just used logic and text to make sense of everything.)

(I’m going to be using words like penis and orgasm, so if anda haven’t had a certain talk with your parents yet, anda probably...

1.Ginny is a perfect character (“Mary Sue”), which Rowling hides oleh calling her temperamental.
2. Being temperamental is not a flaw if everyone thinks it’s cute and adorable and it gets anda a boyfriend.
3. NOBODY can do anything productive without magic.
4. Ginny runs after a train like an idiot even though this isn’t her first time watching the train leave with her brothers. Obviously she’s watch the train leave EVERY SINGLE tahun OF HER LIFE.
5. Rowling is living out her own fantasies through Hermione, who is clearly herself.
6. The buku aren’t well written, just because anda make up...

(i have edited this artikel so there r no spelling mistakes :) )

Hello everyone, today I'm going to tell anda why Twilight is a BILLION times better than the Harry Potter. Here are some reasons.

1. First, they are no swear words!! I mean I heard in Hp they is swearing, like "h*ll" and "b*tch" I mean little kids are membaca that!! Like 7 and 8 years olds!! It's crazy!!!111 In Twilight, there is no swearing beacuse it is a child aman, brankas book :)

2. HP is for kids only!! I mean Twilight is for all ages!!! I haven't read HP but I know only little kids read it!! Twilight is for everyone, my 10 tahun old...

This was not written oleh me. It was written oleh the twilightsucks.com community. I would try to learn from it except that I fail at Health terms:

Copy and Pasted from the Twilightsucks.com community:
Wikipedia says:

Quote: In literature, a plot is all the events in a story particularly rendered towards the achievement of some particular artistic atau emotional effect. In other words, it's what mostly happened in the story atau novel atau what the story's general theme is based on, such as the mood, characters, setting, and conflicts occurring in a story.

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The concept of plot and the associated concept...

I know that many of anda like Bella and many of anda hate her.But I cinta Ginny lebih than her.In fact I hate Bella.She's such a Mary-Sue.

MY REASONS WHY BELLA SUCKS,COMPARED WITH GINNY.


Bella made us all realize that we cannot live if we do not have a man in our life.
Ginny made us realize that anda don't need a man in your life to live.

Bella was broken down when Edward left her.
Ginny fought for her family and friends when Harry left her.

Bella always hurdles behind Edward when she had to face danger.
Ginny was nearly killed,but she did not back down.


Bella married just after she graduated out of school...

Before I begin, I’d like to set one thing straight: I’m not against Twilight fans. I respect anda and your opinions. I just have different ones. These reasons are opinion and fact mixed together. Please don't disrespect me for my opinions. Also, warning: This will be long.

After completely the Harry Potter series, I looked for the selanjutnya “big thing.” Being in middle school, the selanjutnya “big thing” was the Twilight Saga. Sure, why not. I read them through once. I didn’t cinta it. I didn’t hate it. It was just another book. I never laughed, atau cried. It never pulled any emotion out of...

This is not my opinion. It's an excerpt from an artikel titled link. I have however come across a few people who have voiced the same thing. Just curious to know people's thought on this.


Kenny Herzog

I’ve read all of J.K. Rowling’s Harry Potter books—devoured them, really, because whatever her flaws, the lady does a terrific job at building compulsive narratives and enjoyable worlds. But the lebih time I spend away from the series, the lebih its problems get to me, and the biggest problem of them all is the main character himself. Harry is, to put it kindly, an absolute no one. He suffers...

SNAPES POV

"Severus, your not eating again...you know thats bad for you" Dumbledore berkata lifting his goblet. I sighed. Duh i know it is...that is why i was not eating. As people may know, my look matches my attitude...black, unemotional, and lebih black. I nodded to the old man and looked away. Glancing to the one table, where the famous trio ate, i spotted the girl of the bunch lay her head down at the table. Not one bite was taken of her meal, and she held her stomach with a free hand. Potter patted her back and berkata some things to her, while the Weasly boy chewed on his chicken like it was...

After hearing some debat on various spots around here, I've decided to thoroughly analyze an issue that I found kind of interesting, Voldemort vs. The Volturi.

By "Volturi", I'm talking about the main three, Aro, Caius, and Marcus. And on the "Voldemort" side, It's Voldemort, Bellatrix Lestrange, and probably a few lebih assorted Death Eaters.

After throroughly analyzing this issue, I'm forced to conclude that the Volturi side would probably turn out victorious in a fight, assuming they can get off their thrones and face the challenge, that is. My reasoning is as follows.

First off, in the...

This is a daftar of ways Twilight lacks originality. Harry potter did all these things first. Can't anda think of an original idea for once, Stephenie Meyer??



1)
*The final Harry Potter movie is the shortest movie of the franchise.
*The final Twilight movie is the shortest movie of the franchise.

2)
*Warner Brothers casted Alan Rickman, a British actor who is 6'1".
*Summit Entertainment casted Robert Pattinson, a British actor who is 6'1".

3)
*Warner Brothers hired a lead actress who was born in April of 1990
*Summit Entertainment hired a lead actress who was born in April of 1990

4)
*JK Rowling is right...

Here's a daftar of reasons that don't count out of the first 500.
Reasons that are purely opinion, untrue, atau just ridiculous.
I didn't include all the reasons I think are wrong, to be nice

12. Twilight WILL fad out it is a fad and many fan are on it because of the Bandwagon effect and because Robert Patterson is good looking But Harry Potter will be around forever
17. Harry Potter can be read oleh any age group. Twilight is geared lebih towards angst 15 tahun olds.
18. The characters in Harry Potter GROW, they grow with anda as anda read. The first buku start out fairly tame but mature as anda mature....

I knw that many of anda hv read the buku and watched the Harry Potter series. At first, I liked it very much, but later on, it got really boring to the point I had to force myself to watch tthe film and read the books. I know that I don't "have" to force myself to do anything, but there was no other way to spend my holidays. One of my friends, who is a Potter fan recommended this series to me and gave me all the film and books. I finished membaca all the film and also finished membaca all the books. At the end, I was really disappointed.
I hate Harry Potter. Now, don't go saying that I...

*I used to like Twilight until I started really membaca it and it seemed like the lebih I heard atau read into it, the lebih negative things I would find. This is coming from an unbiased point of view; Me being a fan of Harry Potter has nothing to do with my opinion.


Why I hate Twilight and think it is a bad example of love:
•     Bella is incredibly disrespectful, insensitive, and rude to her own parents. She even calls them oleh their first names. She thinks her dad is a ‘dumb*** and constantly says he can’t look after himself and she calls her own mother an idiot all because...

twilight and harry potter do not mix im sorry people but know twilightbis the classic romance between a human/bella and vampire/Edward
and harry potter is a action fighting movie so im am truly sorry i am a twilight crazzy if anda want to know lebih go onto my page and right good/bad comments
as usly i finish my artikel with a song so here it gose
toxic song britny spears

Baby, can't anda see
I'm calling
A guy like anda should wear a warning
It's dangerous
I'm falling

There's no escape
I can't wait
I need a hit
Baby, give me it
You're dangerous
I'm loving it

Too high
Can't come down
Losin' my head...

I honestly don't hate, dislike, like atau cinta Twilight. It's just neutral with me. I never really had any problem with it until I saw an artikel saying that Harry Potter copied Twilight. The person who wrote it also went so far as to say that J.K. Rowling is ugly and that Stephenie Meyer is the pretty one. It just irked me, because the looks don't even matter (they're both equal too) and it's not a valid point.

She berkata something about Sirius Black being copied from Jacob Black - who is commonly described as a big serigala in his werewolf form. And Sirius (she spelled it as 'Serious'. I laughed...

Let's just get this straight before anda go harping on my artikel because I'm a Twitard. Because I'm not. I'm just getting a little sick of Bella angsa, swan being called "too perfect". She's perfect about to the extent that I am a Twilight fan. Which is to say, not at all.


OK, Let me tell anda a story about a REAL Mary-Sue.

Once upon a time, there was a girl named anastasia B. Ana was in 6th grade, she was tiny for the age of ten (she skipped kindergarten), she was absolutely adorable, and she was in Gifted and 7th grade math. Boys all loved her, and she could crochet, knit, and she had perfect handwriting....

Logical reasons...
why Harry Potter v.s Twilight

*WARNING SPOILERS*

Hi! I'm Cinnominbubble and I have noticed the war between fandoms have been going on for a while with no clear outcome. There is a reason to this-We are stubborn. Twihards want to stick up for Stephanie Meyer, whilst Potterheads want to do the same for J. K. Rowling. But, I have noticed something. Many of our reasonings aren't exactly logical. I mean, not to be offensive, some of our strongest points are downright idiotic!(from both sides) I'd like to come up with some smarter points to help people see our side of the story, whatever...

10 REASONS WHY HARRY POTTER IS BETTER THAN TWILIGHT


Just a note..i DIDN'T write this,it's from an artikel on SendMe,i didn't want to just leave a link because no one checks them(lol),so i decided to paste the text here -fanpop style. <3

I agree with this artikel and i think anda will too.



10. Harry Potter is not afraid to face the dark side.



J.K. Rowling is not scared to startle the reader with something unexpected, like death. In Twilight, the bad guys always get what’s coming to them, like death atau justice. Where’s the suspense?

Even in Harry Potter’s world full of magic and fantastical...

1. A decent plot.
2. A plot.
3. Character death.
4. Quidditch.
5. Voldemort.
6. Bellatrix Lestrange.
7. Severus Snape (The best of all)
8. Hogwarts.
9. Magic.
10. A wand.
11. An all-ages audience.
12. A writer who doesn't make her characters bitches.
13. vampire that don't sparkle.
14. Harry Potter.
15. Hermione Granger.
16. Ron Weasley.
17. The *very awesome* Weasleys.
18. Giants.
19. Broomsticks.
20. Triwizard Tournaments.
21. A lightning-shaped scar on the forehead of the main protagonist.
22. Draco Malfoy.
23. Real werewolves.
24. The Marauders.
25. The Order of the Phoenix.
26. Dumbledore's Army.
27. Death Eaters....

All credits go to Das_Mervin's sporking of the Twilight series: link

I just wanted to cut out this snippet and paste it here because I completely agree here. There is no being that's invincible, no matter how unnecessarily overpowered anda make them.
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Meyer thinks that humans are limited to two types of weapons: guns and slow-moving bombs. Oh, Meyer. anda silly, silly bitch. There is one thing that we humans have been consistently good at since we first picked up a rock and looked speculatively at that penyu, kura-kura hiding smugly inside of its shell:...