harry potter vs twilight Article: My Response to '3000 Reasons Why Twilight is Better than Harry Potter'

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My Response to '3000 Reasons Why Twilight is Better than Harry Potter'

posted by MirrorHallow

Here's my response to this rubbish.

1- the menulis is better
Um, no. It's really not.

2- the actors/actresses who film the movie are talented
WHAT?! Ok, you're talking about the ecstatic Kristen Stewart, right? The Kristen Stewart who shows so much emotion in every seen of the movies? She looks really excited, huh? She might as well be a mannequin.

3- bella is a role model (she teaches people to hold on to their friendships and stuff and keep their secrets)
Bella is a role model!??!??! Ok, when Edward left bella in New Moon, Bella curled up for months, MONTHS. So that's basically saying that 'when the cinta of your life leaves you, curl up in a corner and TRY TO FREAKING KILL YOURSELF.'

4-it has a PLOT!!
And Harry Potter doesn't?! Twilight is about a forbidden cinta segi tiga, segitiga atau whatever. Frankly, i'm sick of hearing that story over and over and OVER again. It's really old.

5-the scenes in the film are exciting
All the scenes in Twilight are either Bella and Edward making out, atau Bella sitting there with a monotonous expression on her face! Harry Potter is filled with humor, courage, explosions, and people DYING!

6- the effects are amazing
What effects? The effects of vampire flying through the air playing baseball? Sounds exciting. The manusia serigala look pretty realistic, i'll give anda that, but other than that, the effects are complete rubbish.

7-a story about a vampire,werewolf, and mortal beats a swinging wand boy and his enemy the beast
Uh, yeah. Harry Potter has vampires, manusia serigala and plenty of mortal beasts. Except the vampire and manusia serigala in Harry Potter don't fight over some emotionless girl to see who gets to make out with her. They actually fight for a understandable purpose! WHAT?!?! THAT'S ABSURD!

8- the actors and aktris are attached to their character and cinta them
Oh, is that true? I saw an interview with Robert Pattinson. He hates Twilight. He is only in Twilight because they pay him a lot. I reckon he enjoyed his time fighting to the death in an epic battle rather than sparkling naked and being in cinta with some girl.

9-the characters are not all good atau all evil
Are anda kidding me? The only character that is all evil in Harry Potter is Voldemort, and it isn't even his fault, he was born from the effects of a dangerous potion, so he can't love. It's not his fault.

10-the evil people are villians for a reason like the newborn army in eclipse who almost killed the whole city of seattle atau the volturi (they are not evil evil they have some good in them)
Um... how does that make Twilight better? A bunch of vampire bayi destroying an important city? That sounds pretty stupid to me.

11-the characters in twilight are nice and have a great personality and they are hot and cool too (they are lovable for that)
So basically you're saying that Twilight is better because it has nice hot guys. (Shallow much?) The characters from Harry Potter are so kind that I would die to have friends like that. I don't want friends that could attach themselves to me to leech my blood every time i get a paper cut.

12-the cover of the buku are drawn beautifully
The cover of the buku are photographs, anda idiot.

13-the posters of the movie looks verrrry cool
All the posters just tampil Edward and Bella embracing dramatically. Harry Potter posters tampil awesome scenes of people who are covered in dirt and blood fighting for their lives.

14- creative and great ideas of the vampire form
vampire don't fly. vampire don't sparkle. vampire aren't fairies.

15- anda can make your own stories out of the chapters of twilight
(you can make stories out of harry potter too but twilight turns out better than harry potter)
Ok, now you're just being bias. What sounds cooler, having two guys kill each other to want anda atau being on the run from the government with your best friends?

16- the phrase twi-hard is cool
That sounds retarded, honestly. It sounds like some three tahun old trying to say tryhard.

17-the mashup name renesmee is so creative
So? What does that have to do with Harry Potter?

18- Meyer made the manusia serigala and vampire unite even though they are enemies to each other
And Rowling made Gryffindor and Slytherin unite, the two houses that loathed each other, to destroy Voldemort.

19-the book is an international bestseller and an award winning book too (chosen oleh book critiques)
The least successful Harry Potter movie made $90 million lebih than the most successful Twilight movie. And Harry Potter is definitely a bestseller too.

20-there are lessons anda can learn from twilight (the thing u can learn from harry potter is how to do a spell on your friend so he can help u)
Harry Potter is about conquering fear, doing what's right in the time of danger, and being loyal to your friends. Twilight is about how important it is to have a boyfriend.

21-the emotions are deep in twilight and is a wide imaginative world (unlike wand boy)
Wand boy? Really? The 'wide imaginative world' in Twilight is called EARTH, honey. It exists. Myers didn't create a world, she just used our world. JK Rowling created an entire school, and an entire wizarding world with backstories, and many, many people.

22- she replaces small simple words to long big words for people to be lebih educated not use simple words everyone can understand
Then I guess Twilight is for mentally handicapped people who can't read big words. anda just berkata yourself.

23-twilight has a theme of a mystical and imaginative world
Yep, so does Harry Potter.

24- twilight is read oleh a massive audience
HARRY POTTER IS DEFINITELY lebih READ THAN TWILIGHT.

25-the fight scenes are sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo amazing and anda feel the fight oleh someway
(First of all, 'by someway?') In ways, I could literally FEEL Harry's pain in scenes. JK Rowling explains EXACTLY what pain feels like.

26-the twilight kutipan are really nice written and anda feel the creativity in them
Yeah. The emotionality of Harry Potter is much more... described and detailed than Twilight. I just researched, people cried during Twilight 'because Edward just loves Bella so much...' and people cry during Harry Potter because of death and loss and grief. They cry because Harry Potter gives them REASONS to cry.

27-Meyer left clues for anda to know the identity of each and every character
JK Rowling left so many things unsaid that it was the real mystery figuring them out. There are so many unsaid facts that shock most Harry Potter readers, facts that make anda say 'WHAT?!'

So, yeah. This is a LOAD OF RUBBISH. I don't hate people who like Twilight atau anything, it is just... these reasons are RIDICULOUS. C'mon, at least put up a fight.

hermgrangerxx, hermionesparks and 4 others like this

cassie-1-2-3 You got trolled.

cassie-1-2-3 (Because these are from the Harry Potter is better forum, only all Harry Potter references are replaced with Twilight references) You fell for it bad. Sorry

alexisn10 If I see that "Twilight only teaches you to have a boyfriend" one more time, I swear to God...

VampiresRevenge When are people going to learn that arguing against an opinion with another opinion gets them nowhere?

zanhar1 They probably never will

hermioneg9 gosh i mean come on I don't even know why the fan's are fighting it's just a book's and movie's and there are other important thing's in life though everything you say it's true i enjoyed reading it

cherrybomb2 Some of these ppl r sooooo sad.amyway since u like HP u HAVNT read the twilight books have u ? Kristen plays bella well she is MEANT to be like that

slytherinkuki77 i totally agree with this article and cherrybomb2, by saying "Kristen plays bella well she is MEANT to be like that" do you mean that bella is meant to be emotionless? because thats what i understood from that.

Farah01 I love you :D Potterheads FTW!

Hermionee2013 Me too

asawariweasley Oh my god. I love you. Potterheads are amazing and best of all, don't obsess over a story just because the actors are hot.

Allies57 Excellent and well said.

rebepegram i love you i know bella taught me that i am not anyone without a boy friend and hermione thought me that i can take care of myself and that i am a strong independent woman i really really really really really really really really do not like twilight but but harry potter is awesome becca loves harry potter

annapeace *faceplam*why is twilight and harry potter arguing if you want to argue about romances novels they are better ones but harry potter is about morals and epic battle so if your argument is love please find some other fandom to bother

hermionesparks I agree annapeace...

Pottahead 4-hp has so many plot twists-how could have i guessed that snape will kill dumbledore?or that dumbledore said to? 7.umm jacob isnt a werewolf if i remember well.a werewolf only transforms when its full moon,and they forget abt themselves and are very dangerous,and you become a werewolf only if you are bitten by one(find more info at page 394 bc im pretty sure im wrong bc i dont remember exactly) 8.ikr have you seen the disgust on his face while he was talking abt twilight.1.an interviewer asked him what does he have in common with edward and rob replied with "i look a bit like him",2.he said that hed rather play cedric-when he was still pretty boy diggory (this is a joke) not sparkly fairy dead princess 3.he had a bet with rupert and rupert lost and the punishment rob gave rupert was to read twilight-on his 20th bday 9.and hes evil bc he doesnt know love,suffering,and this sort of feelings but i saw bellatrix just evil without regrets-she tortured ppl for fun and when she set the burrow on fire see was so proud of herself 11.i want to have friends that will stick up with me until the very end not hot friends who dont give a damn abt me 13.honestly the dementors show more emotion that those posters 14.Ik,transilvania is the place where dracula lives,and its in romania.and i am from romania.and dracula was the greatest vampire in my opinion.and the myths started here,and i feel personally offended bc the twilight vampires sparkle and fly and stuff like that 17.i honestly cant read that word.and harry for example named his kids after ppl who were important for him:james-his father,sirius-his dogfather,albus-dumbledore,severus-snape,lily-his mother,luna-remus(from moony) but some ppl say that they named their daugther like this bc of luna lovegoods way to be-being herself but i prefer to think that its abt both 23.hp has more theme songs 25.i think those are side effects but sometimes my forhead burns where harrys scar was placed-once it burnt right before a surprise geography test 26.you have no idea how much i cried reading hp-and i cried when my sister said that is stupid bc i was reading again 27.whenever i see hp facts im like HOW DIDNT I NOTICE THAT and i read that scene again and im like it all makes sense now

Pottahead There once was a post like that with reasons why twilight is better than hp and a "reason" was that dying isnt okay and hp makes it look ok and i literally said out loud PPL DIE EVERYDAY YOU CAN DIE IN EVERY SECOND EVERY MINUTE EVERYDAY!!DYING IS NATURAL!EVERYONE DIES BUT AFTER WHAT YOU SAID I ASSUME THAT YOU STILL WAIT FOR MR.SPARKLES TO COME AND LIVE WITH YOU HAPPILY EVER AFTER!!AT LEAST NO ONE IN HP DIED IN VAIN EXCEPT VOLDY!HOWEVER DIDNT BELLA TRY TO KILL HERSELF?THATS NOT THE DYING I WAS TALKING ABOUT

Pottahead AND YOU STILL CALL US POTTERHEADS MAD BC WE USE A LOT OF REFERENCES AND SCREAM SPELLS AND WISH THAT THE WIZARDING WORLD WAS REAL-OR AT LEAST TO GET OUR HOGWARTS LETTER EVEN IF ITS KINDA LATE (-Pottahead)

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Taking Care Of Twilight

added by TeamSiriusBlack

Source: A website that I forgot the name of... >.>

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50 Reasons Why Bellatrix Beats Bella

posted by zar_far11

The two Bellas: Bellatrix Lestrange from Harry Potter and Bella angsa, swan from Twilight are being compared. These are 50 reasons why I think Bellatrix beats Bella.

1: Most important: Helena Bonham Carts vs. Kristen Stewart... is there really any competition??
2. When people act as if Bellatrix is incapable of doing certain things, it just makes her fight harder. When people act as if Bella is incapable of doing certain things, she becomes all depressed.
3. Bellatrix is exceedingly loyal. For a time, Bella couldn't choose WHO to be loyal to (Edward atau Jacob)
4. Bellatrix went into Azkaban for--what...

Great and not-great things about harry potter

posted by mr-cullen

well,
copied from a web-site:

Great:
Wizard-on-wizard combat in the films
Writing battle scenes was never Rowling’s strongest suit, but her fight scenes became electric on the screen, lebih atau less literally: The effect when two thrown spells locked in mid-air is particularly splashy and creative, with the clash of energy throwing off heavy, wet detritus that looks like paint. Scenes like the Battle For Hogwarts at the end of the series, the Ministry Of Magic showdown in Order Of The Phoenix (with good and evil wizards zipping around as light and dark clouds, and the sense that lebih action was...

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Examples of how to properly defend a Twilight atau Harry Potter troll.

posted by omg_stop

Lesson 1: PROPS!!! Lots and lots of props!

Harrypotterlurvfeverweasley_ravenclar-granger gave me pujian for my comments:
“Hi I really like the way anda verbally attack Twilight fans. The way anda threatened their lives oleh tracking down their IP address and sending them cryptic letter describing how you’re going to kidnap them in their sleep and dismember them limb oleh limb was so cool. Don’t worry; I’ll have your back if they call the police. I know you’re totally justified because I hate that book too.”

Cullenlife_number1fan_forks gave me pujian for my articles:
“Hey, that wasn’t fair,...

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why this site thinks twilight is better than harry potter

posted by mr-cullen

YOU MUST KNOW THAT I DON'T AGREE WITH ALL OF THESE POINTS

Okay, SO many people are saying that Harry Potter is better than Twilight. That’s SO not true!
Twilight is a timeless tale of love, then cinta lost and found again. It shows how cinta can get anda through everything. It’s such a sweet story about the things people do for love, like Bella goes all the way to Italy to save Edward from the Volturi, for instance.
Also, Twilight is MUCH lebih creative, I mean, Stephenie Meyer created a new kind of Vampire, instead of just using a stereotypical, Dracula type Vampire. I mean, they sparkle, how...

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flaws in twilight

posted by mr-cullen

NOTE:copied from web site.
if same artikel is there tell me i will remove this

1) Sperm are living cells that need to be reproduced. If anda have been dead for a hundred years such as Edward Cullen your sperm would be LONG dead. Also sperm needs protein, something Edwards body has no need for. If Edward has no sperm, how did he conceive Renessme?

2) 23 and 24 chromosomes does not produce a healthy off spring. Nessie either had a genetic disorder would of died.

3) If Jasper shouldn't of been around people why did he go to school. The Cullen family lived in the middle of no where. I'm sure they could...

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Harry Potter the Superior and Twilight the Inferior

posted by Helena-B-Carter

First of all, Harry Potter has suspense and is not entirely predictable. How many of anda thought Quirrell was the bad guy in Philosopher's Stone instead of Snape? Not many, I think. How many of anda thought Sirius Black was evil in Prisoner of Azkaban? A lot. Now that my point is made, I'll ask anda this: how many of anda knew Bella angsa, swan would choose Edward instead of Jacob? Possibly lebih than a half of anda if not ninety percent. Twilight is very predictable.

On that note, I'll say that Harry Potter has a very complex plot, spun together oleh interesting events unlike Twilight, where the only events...

flaws in the GREAT harry potter

posted by mr-cullen

NOTE: copied from web site

How come moody see through the invisibility jubah in 4th tahun when it was supposed to be one of the Hallows.

How come all the order members apparate inside the hog’s head when the air around was supposed to become thick and Harry was not able to disparate from there.

One supplementary, also on the same night when children were evacuated from Hogwarts, how can they disparate all the children (again the same reason for not being apparating according to me.)

Why Dumbledore’s wand was not snapped in two when he was buried as it was tradition in wizards to snap the wand...

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Highest-grossing films

posted by sharon-sel

avatar is the highest-grossing film of all-time, with a global gross of almost $2.8 billion, and ten films have grossed in excess of $1 billion. All the films presented here have had a theatrical run in the last twenty years, and films that have not played during this period do not appear in the chart due to ticket-price inflation, population size and ticket purchasing trends not being considered. Gone with the Wind—first released in 1939—has earned $3.3 billion globally when adjusted to contemporary prices, making it the best all-time performer at the box office.[10] The most represented...

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The pros of Twilight, written oleh a Potterhead.

posted by TheBreeze

Yeah, I know there's already one of these in this club, but I'm going to do another one. :)
Just a few points on certin parts of Twilight.

Bella Swan-
Oh dear me, Bella Swan. When one says her name, what comes to your mind? A young heroine? A clumsy sweetheart? atau perhaps a useless idiot?
For me, the latter comes to my head. I don't like Bella as a person, and feel she is lacking in certin qualities I admire in the hero of a story. But, why should the main character be a good person in order for the storyline to be good? I myself, am a huge fan of the Harry Potter books, do not like Harry himself...

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Twilight atau Harry Potter?

posted by slytherin713

Twilight atau Harry Potter? That's all I see here. And here are some "reasons" each of us came up with.
NOTE: I'm a HP fan, nothing against Twilight though.

Twilight
•Edward is hot.
ME: Umm...not really to me...wait..books atau movies?
•JK Rowling failed at love.
ME: Lily Evans gave her life for Harry, and lots more.
•It has a cinta triangle.
ME: Well...HP has cinta triangles too. Hermione, Lavender, Ron. Harry, Ginny, Cho. Cho, Harry, Cedric. Severus, Lily, James. And LOADS more.
•Harry Potter is only about a fairy tale. It has a boy who raises a stick in the air and never dies.
ME: Well...vampires...

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Bella's flaws and Twilight's plots

posted by slushie

People keep on saying that Bella has no flaws. What about being clumsy? They also say that she's codependent, and she's anti-feminist. Aren't those flaws?

I just don't get why people say that Bella has no flaws, yet at the same time, they point out her flaws.

Also, they say that the Twilight buku have no plot. Please tell me why they have no plot.

Twilight: Bella meets Edward. They fall in cinta and Bella meets the parents. James smells Bella and wants to kill her. Edward eventually kills Bella and reverses the vampire transformation.

New Moon: Edward leaves Bella. Jacob is apparently a werewolf....

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50 Ways for a Harry Potter fan to annoy a Twilight fan

posted by twilightlover73

1. When a twilight fan says 'twilight rocks' say 'rocks made of twilight?'
2. Go up to a twilight fan, scream 'Bella! Bella! BELLA!!!! YOU'RE AWESOME!!!!' when they say 'I know right!' say 'Oh no I meant Bellatrix'
3. Ask them all pertanyaan about twilight that anda can think of. When they ask why say 'I'm doing a book laporan on the most boring buku of the world'
4. Get all the boys and twilight haters (better for them to be Harry Potter fans) to start saying 'Edward, Edwardo, Eddibear, sparkle sparkle'
5. Say that anda hate Stephanie Meyer, she's a horrible penulis and her buku make want to poke...

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A letter to twilight

posted by twilightlover73

WARNING This artikel might be quite offensive to twilight, so if you're a fan of twilight (especially if you're one of these crazy fangirls) please do not waste your time to read this and comment. I know there's no point of me telling anda this because you'll read and komentar anyways, but at least I tried.

Dear characters of twilight,

Bella, please get a life. When peoples' cinta leave them, they try to stay strong and keep fighting for what is worth it like Hermione did. They do not curl up in the fetal position and go numb for weeks like anda did.

Edward, anda think you're hot when anda sparkle?...

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"Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows," atau the ending of the Twilight saga?

posted by maritina12345

Would anda prefer to read the new adventures of seriawan, sariawan after "Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows," atau to know what happens to Edward and Bella after the ending of the Twilight saga?

Would you prefer to read the new adventures of thrush after "Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows," or to know what happens to Edward and Bella after the ending of the Twilight saga?

Summer is the perfect opportunity to stop and relax and let your imagination fly: and what better opportunity to spend some 'time to read, drift into a fabulous world of the best stories?

But what would be the perfect book for summer: a new chapter of Harry Potter atau the sequel to Breaking Dawn? Would anda prefer to read the new adventures of seriawan, sariawan after "Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows," atau to know what happens to Edward and Bella after the ending of the Twilight saga? Vote!

And how can anda imagine lebih of these stories? Let go of the fantasi and ... "write" anda Harry Potter 8 and the new adventures of Edward and Bella!

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My honest opinion of Twilight

posted by KateKicksAss

I first found out about the Twilight novels about four years ago. I was at an event with a raffle, and I’d acquired several raffle tickets, and was looking through the raffle items. I came across copies of Twilight and Eclipse that were being raffled off. I’d never head of the Twilight Series before, as this was before they’d become really popular, and I loved reading, so I put my tickets into the raffle for Twilight.
I wasn’t really surprised when I won, since I’d put three tickets in, and only a few other people had entered.
I got halaman awal and began membaca Twilight, and then when I was...

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Just remembered an artikel about a bet.

posted by sofiacalista

A few years back I read an artikel about Robert Pattinson and Rupert Grint and a bet.

Actually it's about what the loser got to do when they lose the bet rather than the bet itself(it was never really mentioned,anyway).

Here's what the artikel says:

Despite the chilly weather, we got to chat with Rupert while he waited for some friends. baru saja reports about this famous redhead stripping down for his upcoming film "Cherrybomb" had Rupert grinning, "No, actually it was really cool, even though that was a very intense kind of scary moment. I was nervous but everything came out great."

We quickly asked...

Harry Potter is the cure to a Twilight addiction.

posted by 11Anime_Fool

So, anda like Harry Potter? What about Twilight?
I've read (and watched) them both.
When I was twelve I picked up a paper back cover of "Twilight" at the airport for something to read on my plane ride home. I did become quite infatuated with the series, tearing through the second, third and fourth books. I went on this fan club on my old account (which I have long since abandoned) and talked trash about Harry Potter, and talked about how wonderful Twilight was. I talked about Twilight like it was my Bible, and mocked Harry Potter (which I knew selanjutnya to nothing about). However, when I was thirteen,...

Dumbledore???

posted by spongebob105

Did anda ever think that dumbledore was useing harry potter? Well he did! As anda can see in snape's thoughts that he did. Dumbledore berkata that he was like a pig up for slauter! I mean who is mean to say that atau act twards that person. WELL HE DID!

He doesn't realy think about what would he feel if he was steping into his shoes. I mean come on. He thinks he so COOL that he has the elder wand. HE'S A NORMAL PERSON FOR CRYING OUT LOUD!

Well now getting back to the subject. Dumbledore is a MEAN person so if anda want to find out your self then go to chapter that says "Snape's Memories"
-Spongebob105

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Arthur Weasley vs Charlie Swan: Who's the better Father Figure?

posted by PotterLambert93

Arthur Weasley: Father of 7 kids, loves his wife Molly, works hard to make ends meet and never seen lying around the house like some Husbands, although low-income, he continues to be positive and happy about life, loyal, jokes around sometimes, there for his children, offers to be a father figure to Harry, never gives up, and [on a side-note] very accepting of others. He also gives saran as well and doesn't let enemies get him down.

Charlie Swan: Has only 1 daughter, divorced and never thought on dating anyone else, when he's not working he either hunts atau sits all hari drinking bir and watching...