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If I were to write “Breaking Dawn” (minus the part of the Volturi getting arrested oleh the police), here’s how it would go:

1. Bella beats up Jake for imprinting on her daughter

2. Volturi get word about Renesmee’s birth and rush off to Forks, bringing an entire army with them

3. Cullens get allies and several people who just flat-out hate the Volturi.

4. serigala get in on it

5. Big battle ensues and several allies (like Tanya and Rosalie) die

6. Renesmee runs away and hides and Jacob follows her

7. Alice and Jasper tampil up with SEVERAL half-breeds

8. Volturi freaks out; one fathered a half breed

9. Cullens and allies beat them and kill them

10. Cullens are now the new Volturi; and they rule long and everyone is happy. Plus they change the laws and sign peace treaties with werewolves. vampire everywhere are happy.

11. Renesmee falls in cinta with a half-breed and breaks Jacob’s heart. He is forced to hook up with Leah, but she later abandons him and their children.

12. Stephan and myself return to Forks and infiltrate the Cullens from the inside.

13. We convince Jacob to go to Egypt and reveal himself to the humans.

14. Amun thinks he's the head honcho of the Middle East, so he'll take care of the mutt.

15. Bella becomes depressed and runs away to Egypt to be killed also.

16. Edward's not far behind.

17. The Cullens crumble and we seize power.

18. Well, they all lived happily ever after.
So now anda know!

comments:
barbierose[/b[: well, that’s interesting! but where do I come in?
[b]dracula1
: Tell me, blond one. Do anda know how to drown a blond?
barbierose: SHUT UP!
alphawannabe: ouch! anda made Jacob turn into a wuss!
she-wolf: only because he was an idiot.
vampdoctor: well, too bad for Aro; I wished he and I remained friends.
she-wolf: like you’d ever be friends with that viper!
gay4Carlisle: but we are friends! aren’t we, Carlisle?
(everyone else has logged off)
gay4Carlisle: but why does everyone have to leave me hanging whenever I tampil up?
redeyed: because we’re seen as the bad guys.
stillmourningforDidyme: and nobody even likes us!
gay4Carlisle: but that’s not fair! we get beaten and THEY get to take over! I don’t think that’s cool!
redeyed: Marcus, did anda father any children?
stillmourningforDidyme: ok, ok! so I did! what’s the big deal?
redeyed: just checking.



CREDITS
brbierose - Rosalie Hale
dracula1 - Vladimir
alphawannabe - Paul Lahote
she-wolf - Leah clearwater
vampdoctor - Carlisle Cullen
gay4Carlisle - Aro
redeyed - Caius
stillmourningforDidyme - Marcus
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posted by DivyaHarry
The Cullens are weird. Not in a vampiric sense but in common sense. They are trying to stay camouflaged but they keep failing. Lets review, shall we?

1. They go to high school over and over again. They try to blend in with the other non-sparkly, non-Adonis(y), non-vampiry and nonsensical humans. Aside from this, they pout in the cafeteria during lunch hour. Why? They could just eat their lunch elsewhere. They don't eat, so it's unlikely that no one has noticed them not eating.

2. High school is a crowded place. People keep bumping into each other at some point. Let's say the Cullens are very...
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I see a lot of Twiight fan arguing the same points over and over again, and frankly, they have no idea what they're talkinng about.

First I'd like to point out:

Some Twilight fan are saying that they are confused with Harry Potter because they haven't read the buku and the film don't explain clearly enough. Well, guess what, that does not make Twilight better than Harry Potter, it is not out fault anda haven't read Harry Potter. When we argue Harry Potter vs. Twilight I was under the impression that we were including both buku and movies, not just the movies. So the fact that your confused...
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I suspect I'm not the only one, am I? XD...... Anyways, anda know you're obsessed with Bellatrix when....
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1. anda throw away all of your hairbrushes.

2. anda wear at least some black every day.

3. anda rip your clothes on purpose.

4. anda call people anda don't like "filthy mudbloods".

5. anda yell "CRUCIO!" at people when anda get mad.

6. anda carry knives on your person

7. Your desktop background and screensaver are of Bellatrix.

8. Whenever you're typing a word that starts with a "B" atau an "L", anda accidentally type out a Bellatrix atau a Lestrange instead.

9. anda think her birthday should...
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I found this online. It's a real conversation a bookstore employee apparently had with a Twilight fan. It didn't happen to me. I found it funny, thought anda guys might too.

(A customer in her late teens approaches me in the bookstore.)
Customer: “Hey, do anda guys sell the Twilight books?”
Me: “Yes, they’re right over there.”
Customer: “Have anda read them?”
Me: “Yes, I have.”
Customer: “Didn’t anda just cinta them?!”
Me: “Well, actually, they aren’t really my type of book, so–”
Customer: *suddenly furious* “Are anda f***ing serious?! These are the best buku ever written! I’m going to tell Edward to come and bite anda and drink all your blood!”
Me: *backing away* “Have a nice day, ma’am…”
posted by ilovereading
I was thinking about difference in Harry Potter and Twilight background and this is what I concluded. Enjoy!

Knowledge of magical beings not soo very far from their backyards
Harry Potter: As I can get from HP buku and The Tales of Beedle the Bard, wizarding world was known to Muggles, but because of witch hunt and victims of it in both sides, wizard decided to go underground and not to be commonly know to people. They don`t use spells in front of Muggles and if sombody does manage to discover their secret, they erase their memory.
However, there are exeptions. Families of Mugle-borns ofcourse...
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posted by june13
were are anda harry asked ron over here can't anda see me am right in front of you.
no i cant see anda it's so drak a cat even could not see in here.

hah ron very funny, lets try to find a light swicht for anda can see.
ron i found one. well then turn it one then
i am don't worry

boo am going to suck your owls blood.
right then the sun came toungt the window and then edward begin to spark

look harry this vamiper sparks how sad is that.

ron is he waring girls cothing
yay i think he is

no am not but am in cinta with a human girl

harry and ron at the same time laghed them selfed silly

and that's the end of this fine story
THIS IS JUST MY PERSONALL OPINION, FEEL FREE TO DISAGREE, THIS IS JUST WHAT I THINK, NOT THE ENTIRE POPULATION OF TWILIGHT FANS. SO PLEASE UNDERSTAND THIS IS MY PERSONAL OPINION!!!!!!

Thank you.

Just so anda know, this is a Twilight fan speaking.

Twilight may NOT be the best book ever, i didnt say that it was (keep that in mind), when i read it, i saw alot of flaws, like in breaking dawn, Meyer made it clear that vamps cant inject sperm, and yet, somehow Bella got pregnant. I've read this artikel oleh XDRoseLuvsHP, and i totaly agree. I believe that People like Twilight lebih thatn HP because it...
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posted by bakura1234
It has a PLOT! It has Subplots.It has several characters with depth.JK is not afraid to sacrifice the good guys. The characters aren't one dementional. JK researches her material, has good use of Latin and history within her books. Spells are named after Latin words and do what the Latin words do. Names of soem characters give hints as to what that character is such as Sirius which means Dog bintang for lebih Albus which means White (pure wizard). anda can relate Harry Potter to WWII because of similarities anda could learn some history from the books.
Harry Potter teaches a good deal about prejudice...
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posted by Kersian
Okay this is lebih of an opinion, since my view of the activity is based off opinion.

Now whenever someone posts something on the internet and someone else responds negatively to it, they respond in the same way to that person. In a very negative tone. This is in fact what I see at times in forums.

First Twilight and Harry Potter fans, if anda post anything on the internet, whether they are opinions atau facts, anda have responsibilities with it. anda are exposing yourself to others in the internet. anda are responsible for the positive atau negative replies. So don't blame others for your actions....
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