Lesson 1: PROPS!!! Lots and lots of props!
Harrypotterlurvfeverweasley_ravenclar-granger gave me pujian for my comments:
“Hi I really like the way anda verbally attack Twilight fans. The way anda threatened their lives oleh tracking down their IP address and sending them cryptic letter describing how you’re going to kidnap them in their sleep and dismember them limb oleh limb was so cool. Don’t worry; I’ll have your back if they call the police. I know you’re totally justified because I hate that book too.”
Cullenlife_number1fan_forks gave me pujian for my articles:
“Hey, that wasn’t fair, the way they were all attacking anda because of your spelling. They should have been responding to your komentar accusing Harry of substance abuse and Dumbledore’s role in the War in Iraq, but instead they were picking on your spelling. Those monsters! anda didn’t deserve that. Oh well, good job on your article!”
slytherin-deadBellatrix_dobby’srevenge gave me pujian for my articles:
“That was an amazing article. It was really really really long. anda berkata a lot of mean things against Twilight, Stephenie Meyer, her children, and all her fans! THAT’S what makes a good article; we need a lot lebih of that. I especially like that part where anda berkata Billy should be arrested for allowing Jacob to be shirtless while underage in public, and the part where anda complained about Edward not having an English accent even though he’s from Chicago. And that part where anda berkata Carlisle’s a pedophile because he’s 200 years older than his wife, who’s also 3 years older than him. That was so brilliant. It’s okay that anda used wrong facts because it’s against Twilight. Those Twilight fan are so wrong for correcting you.
edwardsWIFEisabella-marie-Higginbotham-Dwyer-swan-cullen109gave me pujian for my images:
“I like that picture anda diposting of Ron and Harry bound and gagged, stripped nude, with a bloody want pierced through their chests. I don’t know why it keeps getting removed, it’s not even inappropriate! Those Harry Potter fan just cinta reporting everything that’s against their precious Harry Potter. They’re just immature."
harryharryharryharryallday_thankstoJKROWLING gave me pujian for my images:
“You diposting that pic that says Stephenie Meyer shouldn’t have dreams because Dumbledore berkata it’s really wrong to have dreams. IT”S SO BRILLIANTLY AMAZING!!! That pic gets diposting three times a day, but it needs to be diposting 50 times a hari until SMEYER finally gets the hint and stops having dreams. I know a doctor so I know that the only way to stop dreams is with lots of drugs. I’ll even pay for them myself if it means that woman will stop having dreams so I can finally have some peace in my life!”
eclipsejacob’sprey_killedbywolves gave me pujian for my picks:
“I cinta all those anti picks anda diposting in the Harry Potter club! They’re wonderful. I especially like the one that asked if anda think JKR should have just starved in the streets and never wrote any buku so we wouldn’t have to deal with them. That was so clever. I also like the way anda defended yourself without cursing like all those HP fan did. That obviously means you’re lebih mature than them.”
Harrypotterlurvfeverweasley_ravenclar-granger gave me pujian for my comments:
“Hi I really like the way anda verbally attack Twilight fans. The way anda threatened their lives oleh tracking down their IP address and sending them cryptic letter describing how you’re going to kidnap them in their sleep and dismember them limb oleh limb was so cool. Don’t worry; I’ll have your back if they call the police. I know you’re totally justified because I hate that book too.”
Cullenlife_number1fan_forks gave me pujian for my articles:
“Hey, that wasn’t fair, the way they were all attacking anda because of your spelling. They should have been responding to your komentar accusing Harry of substance abuse and Dumbledore’s role in the War in Iraq, but instead they were picking on your spelling. Those monsters! anda didn’t deserve that. Oh well, good job on your article!”
slytherin-deadBellatrix_dobby’srevenge gave me pujian for my articles:
“That was an amazing article. It was really really really long. anda berkata a lot of mean things against Twilight, Stephenie Meyer, her children, and all her fans! THAT’S what makes a good article; we need a lot lebih of that. I especially like that part where anda berkata Billy should be arrested for allowing Jacob to be shirtless while underage in public, and the part where anda complained about Edward not having an English accent even though he’s from Chicago. And that part where anda berkata Carlisle’s a pedophile because he’s 200 years older than his wife, who’s also 3 years older than him. That was so brilliant. It’s okay that anda used wrong facts because it’s against Twilight. Those Twilight fan are so wrong for correcting you.
edwardsWIFEisabella-marie-Higginbotham-Dwyer-swan-cullen109gave me pujian for my images:
“I like that picture anda diposting of Ron and Harry bound and gagged, stripped nude, with a bloody want pierced through their chests. I don’t know why it keeps getting removed, it’s not even inappropriate! Those Harry Potter fan just cinta reporting everything that’s against their precious Harry Potter. They’re just immature."
harryharryharryharryallday_thankstoJKROWLING gave me pujian for my images:
“You diposting that pic that says Stephenie Meyer shouldn’t have dreams because Dumbledore berkata it’s really wrong to have dreams. IT”S SO BRILLIANTLY AMAZING!!! That pic gets diposting three times a day, but it needs to be diposting 50 times a hari until SMEYER finally gets the hint and stops having dreams. I know a doctor so I know that the only way to stop dreams is with lots of drugs. I’ll even pay for them myself if it means that woman will stop having dreams so I can finally have some peace in my life!”
eclipsejacob’sprey_killedbywolves gave me pujian for my picks:
“I cinta all those anti picks anda diposting in the Harry Potter club! They’re wonderful. I especially like the one that asked if anda think JKR should have just starved in the streets and never wrote any buku so we wouldn’t have to deal with them. That was so clever. I also like the way anda defended yourself without cursing like all those HP fan did. That obviously means you’re lebih mature than them.”
Now, i have to admit i cinta both series! I'd say harry potter is unisex and appropriate for all ages, whilst twilight adresses mainly to teenage girls. HP talks about friendship and love, while twilight is lebih romantic! Also, hp gives lessons of life, although maybe in some cases, i would prefer membaca twilight.
Finally, They are both written oleh two very talented and imaginative writers, j.k rowling and stephenie meyer. They wrote these buku to give teens (and not only) inspiration and time of happiness. So, if anda don't like one of these two series, don't blame them! We can't all have the same tastes!
