Lesson 1: PROPS!!! Lots and lots of props!
Harrypotterlurvfeverweasley_ravenclar-granger gave me pujian for my comments:
“Hi I really like the way anda verbally attack Twilight fans. The way anda threatened their lives oleh tracking down their IP address and sending them cryptic letter describing how you’re going to kidnap them in their sleep and dismember them limb oleh limb was so cool. Don’t worry; I’ll have your back if they call the police. I know you’re totally justified because I hate that book too.”
Cullenlife_number1fan_forks gave me pujian for my articles:
“Hey, that wasn’t fair, the way they were all attacking anda because of your spelling. They should have been responding to your komentar accusing Harry of substance abuse and Dumbledore’s role in the War in Iraq, but instead they were picking on your spelling. Those monsters! anda didn’t deserve that. Oh well, good job on your article!”
slytherin-deadBellatrix_dobby’srevenge gave me pujian for my articles:
“That was an amazing article. It was really really really long. anda berkata a lot of mean things against Twilight, Stephenie Meyer, her children, and all her fans! THAT’S what makes a good article; we need a lot lebih of that. I especially like that part where anda berkata Billy should be arrested for allowing Jacob to be shirtless while underage in public, and the part where anda complained about Edward not having an English accent even though he’s from Chicago. And that part where anda berkata Carlisle’s a pedophile because he’s 200 years older than his wife, who’s also 3 years older than him. That was so brilliant. It’s okay that anda used wrong facts because it’s against Twilight. Those Twilight fan are so wrong for correcting you.
edwardsWIFEisabella-marie-Higginbotham-Dwyer-swan-cullen109gave me pujian for my images:
“I like that picture anda diposting of Ron and Harry bound and gagged, stripped nude, with a bloody want pierced through their chests. I don’t know why it keeps getting removed, it’s not even inappropriate! Those Harry Potter fan just cinta reporting everything that’s against their precious Harry Potter. They’re just immature."
harryharryharryharryallday_thankstoJKROWLING gave me pujian for my images:
“You diposting that pic that says Stephenie Meyer shouldn’t have dreams because Dumbledore berkata it’s really wrong to have dreams. IT”S SO BRILLIANTLY AMAZING!!! That pic gets diposting three times a day, but it needs to be diposting 50 times a hari until SMEYER finally gets the hint and stops having dreams. I know a doctor so I know that the only way to stop dreams is with lots of drugs. I’ll even pay for them myself if it means that woman will stop having dreams so I can finally have some peace in my life!”
eclipsejacob’sprey_killedbywolves gave me pujian for my picks:
“I cinta all those anti picks anda diposting in the Harry Potter club! They’re wonderful. I especially like the one that asked if anda think JKR should have just starved in the streets and never wrote any buku so we wouldn’t have to deal with them. That was so clever. I also like the way anda defended yourself without cursing like all those HP fan did. That obviously means you’re lebih mature than them.”
Harrypotterlurvfeverweasley_ravenclar-granger gave me pujian for my comments:
“Hi I really like the way anda verbally attack Twilight fans. The way anda threatened their lives oleh tracking down their IP address and sending them cryptic letter describing how you’re going to kidnap them in their sleep and dismember them limb oleh limb was so cool. Don’t worry; I’ll have your back if they call the police. I know you’re totally justified because I hate that book too.”
Cullenlife_number1fan_forks gave me pujian for my articles:
“Hey, that wasn’t fair, the way they were all attacking anda because of your spelling. They should have been responding to your komentar accusing Harry of substance abuse and Dumbledore’s role in the War in Iraq, but instead they were picking on your spelling. Those monsters! anda didn’t deserve that. Oh well, good job on your article!”
slytherin-deadBellatrix_dobby’srevenge gave me pujian for my articles:
“That was an amazing article. It was really really really long. anda berkata a lot of mean things against Twilight, Stephenie Meyer, her children, and all her fans! THAT’S what makes a good article; we need a lot lebih of that. I especially like that part where anda berkata Billy should be arrested for allowing Jacob to be shirtless while underage in public, and the part where anda complained about Edward not having an English accent even though he’s from Chicago. And that part where anda berkata Carlisle’s a pedophile because he’s 200 years older than his wife, who’s also 3 years older than him. That was so brilliant. It’s okay that anda used wrong facts because it’s against Twilight. Those Twilight fan are so wrong for correcting you.
edwardsWIFEisabella-marie-Higginbotham-Dwyer-swan-cullen109gave me pujian for my images:
“I like that picture anda diposting of Ron and Harry bound and gagged, stripped nude, with a bloody want pierced through their chests. I don’t know why it keeps getting removed, it’s not even inappropriate! Those Harry Potter fan just cinta reporting everything that’s against their precious Harry Potter. They’re just immature."
harryharryharryharryallday_thankstoJKROWLING gave me pujian for my images:
“You diposting that pic that says Stephenie Meyer shouldn’t have dreams because Dumbledore berkata it’s really wrong to have dreams. IT”S SO BRILLIANTLY AMAZING!!! That pic gets diposting three times a day, but it needs to be diposting 50 times a hari until SMEYER finally gets the hint and stops having dreams. I know a doctor so I know that the only way to stop dreams is with lots of drugs. I’ll even pay for them myself if it means that woman will stop having dreams so I can finally have some peace in my life!”
eclipsejacob’sprey_killedbywolves gave me pujian for my picks:
“I cinta all those anti picks anda diposting in the Harry Potter club! They’re wonderful. I especially like the one that asked if anda think JKR should have just starved in the streets and never wrote any buku so we wouldn’t have to deal with them. That was so clever. I also like the way anda defended yourself without cursing like all those HP fan did. That obviously means you’re lebih mature than them.”
why deos twilight annoy me? because when twilight came out everyone 4 got hp then the new hp movie came out and they loved hp again thgen twilight movie came out people just cant make up their minds well i can ive seen all the hp movie so far and twilight and even though hp leave s out some stuff its still TEN times better twilight is annoying becuz they think they can come in and steal the whole tampil that why oppion of a hpfan gcsfdsjhvcdshvcwrivhrweuvghbersvksfdhvsklvhjsdfvklsdfvb dfc bvhdx jkhdfvoperfcujrehvcjfdvhhhjukdsxhcdsjcv
Hello everyone!
I'm planning on menulis a letter to Stephenie Meyer regarding the Twilight series. I wanted to address all the points many people do not like in the series. The letter is going to be friendly and straight-forward. I wanted to hear what everyone would want me to include. These are a few of the topics I am going to be including:
- Anti-feminism
- Abusive relationship
- Unhealthy obsession
- Lust does not equal cinta
- Bella is horribly rude to her friends (not valued friendships)
These are just a few. Please add anything and if there is something specific you'd like me to add.
I'll be working on this letter and posting on Sunday on Fanpop, so I can add anything else and have your approval and then I will send it to her.
I understand that Seth probably won't let it get to her, but it's worth a shot and I will post his reply (assuming he does reply.)
Thank you! :)
I'm planning on menulis a letter to Stephenie Meyer regarding the Twilight series. I wanted to address all the points many people do not like in the series. The letter is going to be friendly and straight-forward. I wanted to hear what everyone would want me to include. These are a few of the topics I am going to be including:
- Anti-feminism
- Abusive relationship
- Unhealthy obsession
- Lust does not equal cinta
- Bella is horribly rude to her friends (not valued friendships)
These are just a few. Please add anything and if there is something specific you'd like me to add.
I'll be working on this letter and posting on Sunday on Fanpop, so I can add anything else and have your approval and then I will send it to her.
I understand that Seth probably won't let it get to her, but it's worth a shot and I will post his reply (assuming he does reply.)
Thank you! :)