WARNING This artikel might be quite offensive to twilight, so if you're a fan of twilight (especially if you're one of these crazy fangirls) please do not waste your time to read this and comment. I know there's no point of me telling anda this because you'll read and komentar anyways, but at least I tried.
Dear characters of twilight,
Bella, please get a life. When peoples' cinta leave them, they try to stay strong and keep fighting for what is worth it like Hermione did. They do not curl up in the fetal position and go numb for weeks like anda did.
Edward, anda think you're hot when anda sparkle? Well you're not. And your taste in women is reckless. Who falls in cinta with someone who can barley put two words together? Plus, who the hell is so dumb to change from a really cool character (Cedric) to such a loser (Edward)?
Jacob, it was so so SO dumb of anda to fall in cinta with someone who is five menit old. And your choice of women is reckless as well because anda fell in cinta with the same chick the other jerk, what's his name again? Oh yeah, Edward.
Carlisle, anda call yourself and your clan vampires? anda guys don't even come close to mosquitoes who drink only a drop of human blood. Yeah, that's so smart of anda not drinking human blood. If a vampire drinks he drinks human blood, THAT'S WHAT THEY'RE FREAKING KNOWN FOR!!
Esme, anda barley even talk in the whole series!! I thought the mom is suppose to be a big part of all this. I think anda should pay lebih attention to Molly Weasley to know what a real mom is.
James, Please stop trying to talk posher than queen Elizabeth. No one talks like that and it's not cool at all. And you're seriously comparing yourself to Voldemort? Seriously? Oh God if he heard this he would be so embarrassed.... oh wait... villains don't get embarrassed unlike somebody here.
Victoria, anda think you're so cool an badass huh? Well lets call Bellatrix and see how badass you'll be then! Yeah I'll bet she'll be having your pantat, keledai on api in a matter of seconds!
Renesmee, anda do not believe how sorry I feel for you. First, anda have an incredibly dumb sparkling mom, a huge show-off sparkling dad, and a psycho werewolf boyfriend that is older than anda in like what? 18 years? Second, your dumb mom gave anda an even dumber name. Renesmee Carlie Cullen. What a shame.... I feel really sorry for anda kid.
Rosalie, you're just as much as a tampil off as Edward. anda think you're so pretty and all? Well anda know what I think? I think Lord Voldemort is prettier than you! And he's bald and doesn't have a nose! The only thing I ever liked anda for is that anda used to hate Bella. But yet again, anda USED to hate Bella, anda don't anymore so I don't like anda at all.
Jasper, Good Job imitating Harry on the messy hair, too bad it didn't work. And good for anda Harry never saw it, he would pass out. Though if anda ate Bella in New Moon he would actually like you, but anda didn't so HA!
Emmett, What can I say here? Your whole Teddy beruang reputation is getting boring. So don't even try, no one will ever be as big, awesome and cuddly as Hagrid.
Alice, I think anda have to take lessons from Trelawney to learn how to see the future, at least she can predict exactly what would happen and not just possibilities. And stop trying to get populer and cool oleh organizing parties and all, because that's realy getting stupid.
Aro, if you're an evil vampire, no if you're even a vampire I'm Ron's Quidditch hat!! Nuf said
Jane, if anda think you're cool you're wrong. I can call fred and George and make anda guys compete. And don't even try to use your powers because they're not dumb not to put some spell that blocks that.
Regards, a Harry Potter fan
If anda have any lebih additions, feel free to tell me in the komentar and I'll add them to the letter.
Dear characters of twilight,
Bella, please get a life. When peoples' cinta leave them, they try to stay strong and keep fighting for what is worth it like Hermione did. They do not curl up in the fetal position and go numb for weeks like anda did.
Edward, anda think you're hot when anda sparkle? Well you're not. And your taste in women is reckless. Who falls in cinta with someone who can barley put two words together? Plus, who the hell is so dumb to change from a really cool character (Cedric) to such a loser (Edward)?
Jacob, it was so so SO dumb of anda to fall in cinta with someone who is five menit old. And your choice of women is reckless as well because anda fell in cinta with the same chick the other jerk, what's his name again? Oh yeah, Edward.
Carlisle, anda call yourself and your clan vampires? anda guys don't even come close to mosquitoes who drink only a drop of human blood. Yeah, that's so smart of anda not drinking human blood. If a vampire drinks he drinks human blood, THAT'S WHAT THEY'RE FREAKING KNOWN FOR!!
Esme, anda barley even talk in the whole series!! I thought the mom is suppose to be a big part of all this. I think anda should pay lebih attention to Molly Weasley to know what a real mom is.
James, Please stop trying to talk posher than queen Elizabeth. No one talks like that and it's not cool at all. And you're seriously comparing yourself to Voldemort? Seriously? Oh God if he heard this he would be so embarrassed.... oh wait... villains don't get embarrassed unlike somebody here.
Victoria, anda think you're so cool an badass huh? Well lets call Bellatrix and see how badass you'll be then! Yeah I'll bet she'll be having your pantat, keledai on api in a matter of seconds!
Renesmee, anda do not believe how sorry I feel for you. First, anda have an incredibly dumb sparkling mom, a huge show-off sparkling dad, and a psycho werewolf boyfriend that is older than anda in like what? 18 years? Second, your dumb mom gave anda an even dumber name. Renesmee Carlie Cullen. What a shame.... I feel really sorry for anda kid.
Rosalie, you're just as much as a tampil off as Edward. anda think you're so pretty and all? Well anda know what I think? I think Lord Voldemort is prettier than you! And he's bald and doesn't have a nose! The only thing I ever liked anda for is that anda used to hate Bella. But yet again, anda USED to hate Bella, anda don't anymore so I don't like anda at all.
Jasper, Good Job imitating Harry on the messy hair, too bad it didn't work. And good for anda Harry never saw it, he would pass out. Though if anda ate Bella in New Moon he would actually like you, but anda didn't so HA!
Emmett, What can I say here? Your whole Teddy beruang reputation is getting boring. So don't even try, no one will ever be as big, awesome and cuddly as Hagrid.
Alice, I think anda have to take lessons from Trelawney to learn how to see the future, at least she can predict exactly what would happen and not just possibilities. And stop trying to get populer and cool oleh organizing parties and all, because that's realy getting stupid.
Aro, if you're an evil vampire, no if you're even a vampire I'm Ron's Quidditch hat!! Nuf said
Jane, if anda think you're cool you're wrong. I can call fred and George and make anda guys compete. And don't even try to use your powers because they're not dumb not to put some spell that blocks that.
Regards, a Harry Potter fan
If anda have any lebih additions, feel free to tell me in the komentar and I'll add them to the letter.
