harry potter vs twilight Article: Why I dislike the Twilight trio

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posted by RavenclawRocks

First of all, this is MY opinion. If anda don't agree, that's fine. If anda do, well great! So here I go.

Bella is a shallow bitch. Why? Well, Edward looks at Bella and thinks "she smells nice" Bella looks at Edward and thinks "OMG He's so hot!" So they're in love. Sorry, I mean they are in lust. It's not love! It's just they enjoy being in love. Bella would tanggal Santa Clause if he was hot!
And then there's the fact when Edward leaves Bella, she goes straight for Jacob who is the detik hottest guy in town after moping for four fricken months! I mean moping for 4 weeks is ok. But 4 months...
And I understand Bella wants to get another boyfriend, but does that give her the right to ditch poor Jacob and break his bloody jantung when Edward comes back? No, it doesn't!

Edward is danm creepy!
No don't say he's not cause it's not normal to watch somebody in their sleep, to control somebody (Bella does WHATEVER he wants) atau to tanggal somebody cause they smell nice. And his amazing act of leaving Bella cause he loves her, well that's just old, it's been used a zillion times. A little bit lebih new ideas might help, eh, Meyer?

Jacob is a weak stupid charecter
He is! He dates Bella even though he knows she loves Edward, and doesn't even try to make things better for himself. And while I'm on the subject of Jacob, may I add, most fan only like Twilight because Taylor Laughtner (I know, I spelled that wrong) is "soooooo hawt!" And I do understand that Jacob dates that Resse-girl when she grows up? If I'm right (which I know I am) that is just sick! He's like a zillion years older than her (ok, I'm exagerating there) but still! Man, that is wrong!

So that is my short opinion. Feel free to komentar to like atau not to like, I honestly couldn't care!

ClaireVoyant, luv_warriorcatz and 3 others like this

PotterLambert93 great article!

zanhar1 At first I thought yo ment Ron Hermione and Harry lol. Nice job.

Harrypotter148 Nice! and I HATE the damn nessiexjake this its SO freaking nasty But i agree with everything

MyronPwnsBella Great article! And that's actually most of why I hate Bella.

smallypuppy22 Awesome article, I have to agree with everyhing you wrote:D

Drisina When did Bella go after Jacob to DATE him ?And when does Jacob date Bella ?[quote :[i]Jacob is a weak stupid charecter He is! He dates Bella even though he knows she loves Edward[/i]] Not to mention that where was it told that Bella stays just with Edward because [i]He's so hot![/i] or that Edward stays with Bella because [i]she smells nice[/i] ?

alisonfaith297 i agree.

harrypotterxx Dristina, after the countless description about how 'flawless' Edward's face is from Bella's POV, I think it's safe to say that she only likes his looks. If you think it's not, find me ONE page in twilight from after Bella meets Edward in which she doesn't mention him. Plus, Bella is a useless bitch. Sorry, but it's true. In fact, I'm not sorry at all.

Ultimately57 Jacob is a pedophile with the demon spawn. Not to mention child grooming.

lostandhp4ever I totally agree with you. And Jacob is not the only one who is pedophile. What about Edward? ;-)

Lunalovely And the fact that two of the Twi-Trio is constantly trying to kill eachother and fighting for the same girl makes it stupid and boring. Yeah Hermione and Ron are always fighting, or it's Harry and Ron, but at the end they always make up and they risk their lives for eachother, not just for Hermione

DramaQueen1020 Amen!

cassie-1-2-3 Eh, factually incorrect.

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20 Lessons Girls Can Learn From Twilight

posted by TeamSiriusBlack

I did not write this.
1. If a boy is aloof, stand-offish, ignores anda atau is just plain rude, it is because he is secretly in cinta with anda — and anda are the point of his existence.
2.Secrets are good — especially life-threatening ones.
3. It’s OK for a potential romantic interest to be dimwitted, violent and vengeful — as long as he has great abs.
4. If a boy tells anda to stay away from him because he is dangerous and may even kill you, he must be the cinta of your life. anda should stay with him since he will keep anda aman, brankas forever.
5. If a boy leaves you, especially suddenly (while telling...

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My Personal Letter to Stephenie Meyer.

posted by ABDCFan-

Dear Stephenie Meyer,

May I first tell anda that your 'Saga' is complete and utter crap. I also would like to highlight the fact that your 'books' are an insult to literature and vampires.
When membaca them at first, I thought that they were quite good, and for a while I was a Twilight fan, but your fanbase has gotten huge, along with your head. This is one of the reasons I don't like Twilight. I've read other points on why Twilight and the rest of the 'saga' are bad, and I fully agree with the points raised. The points that I have read about have made me realise how bad Twilight and the rest...

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How To End Breaking Dawn in 18 easy steps! (Blog Post oleh Vladimir of Romania)

posted by anydaynow

If I were to write “Breaking Dawn” (minus the part of the Volturi getting arrested oleh the police), here’s how it would go:

1. Bella beats up Jake for imprinting on her daughter

2. Volturi get word about Renesmee’s birth and rush off to Forks, bringing an entire army with them

3. Cullens get allies and several people who just flat-out hate the Volturi.

4. serigala get in on it

5. Big battle ensues and several allies (like Tanya and Rosalie) die

6. Renesmee runs away and hides and Jacob follows her

7. Alice and Jasper tampil up with SEVERAL half-breeds

8. Volturi freaks out; one fathered a half breed...

Harry Potter and Twilight are different...

posted by cullenROCKz

I am sure lot of anda won't agree with me but anyway this is my opinion. This riot going on that HP is better than Twilight is beyond me. These buku are riveting and thrilling in their own way.
First Twilight, yes I too realise it has too much of cinta and unrealistic charecteristics in people. However anda have to say it is great piece of imagination. We have to understand that HP plot is far bigger than that of Twilight. It is a plot where the survival of the world depends on one character whereas in Twilight it is just the fate of two bintang crossed pasangan and the obstacles faced oleh them. HP...

Me and My Friend's Fanfic part three of many

posted by emilyroxx

DEAR ...,
SORRY PEACE IS NOT AVAIBLE NOW TRY AGAIN LATER!!!!
-peace
p.s. peace is having tons of fun at the Malfoy’s

(My entry)
Dear diary,
Today I wrote a poem for Draco:

Deep inside
Really
All I
can think
Of is you

He wrote back:

Peace,
I cinta anda lebih than anda can know
Your soft green eyes,
Your seventh toe,
Your curly brown hair,
And pale cold skin like tile,
But most of all your gentle smile

We spent an jam snogging. At one point his mum walked in on us and screamed at Draco for having his kemeja off. Then she yelled at me for snogging him to much. Then she left the room and never came back.
~Peace...

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A Mini-Rant About vampire (Beware)

posted by GemonkDruid

(Warning: Lots of swearing. Sorry, but it's the only way to get my point across.)

Okay, let's get this over with- THE CULLENS ARE NOT FUCKING VAMPIRES. I don't know what the hell they are, but they are not vampires.

Sunlight: A vampire cannot go into the sunlight, as they will burn. There are a few exceptions though; In Romania, there are special vamps called Moroi, Dhampirs, and Strogoi (e.g. Vampire Academy). Also, vampire could wear special magical jewellry that can let them go out in the sunlight (e.g. Vampire Diaries, Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Angel).

In Twilight, there is none of this....

MyronPwnsBella's Anti-Twilight Story.

posted by MyronPwnsBella

There once was a seventeen tahun old girl named Sandy. One hari in July 2008, she saw her sister, Astrid membaca a book with a slightly torn red ribbon on it. Sandy curiously asked Astrid what she was reading. Astrid told it was part of a book series called Twilight and that it was really good. Sandy has a few doubts but decided to go ahead and read it. When she did, she liked the Twilight Series. Sandy wasn't usually interested in teen romance a whole lot of the time and lebih often liked stuff with a huge amount of action in it, but she really liked it and wanted to read the other two. Sandy...

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Twilight plot holes

posted by luv_warriorcatz

This was not written oleh me. It was written oleh the twilightsucks.com community. I would try to learn from it except that I fail at Health terms:

Copy and Pasted from the Twilightsucks.com community:
Wikipedia says:

Quote: In literature, a plot is all the events in a story particularly rendered towards the achievement of some particular artistic atau emotional effect. In other words, it's what mostly happened in the story atau novel atau what the story's general theme is based on, such as the mood, characters, setting, and conflicts occurring in a story.

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The concept of plot and the associated concept...