One day, Lilly couldn’t sleep. She tried everything like: breath in for 4 seconds, and breath out for 7 seconds.
Lilly: Humphrey, I can’t sleep.
Humphrey: why..not
But instead of a normal why not, Humphrey sounded tired.
Lilly: Humphrey? Are anda okay?
Humphrey: what! Oh. Sorry, I just had a long hari at work, that’s why I sound tired.
I’m not Lilly: Humphrey. anda voice sounds moany. Where were you.
Humphrey: wait what do anda mean?
Lilly: Oh so anda won’t tell me anda texting let’s see, KATE!
Humphrey: Lilly! Wait! I can explain!
Lilly: anda cheated on me!
Humphrey: Lilly I was just telling her how is it going over there that all.
Lilly: No Humphrey! Go find another menggerutu, jalang to sleep with, I’m done with you!
Angry, Humphrey got in his truck and with his suit case and drove away. Meanwhile, when Lilly couldn’t sleep, making Humphrey pindah out only made worse. She didn’t eat and do anything. She stayed in bed. While Lilly was sleeping she got a call.
Lilly: Who is it.
Kate: Lilly, Garth got in a accident but he’s okay.
Lilly: So!
Kate: It’s not Garth, Humphrey got in a car accident and died!
Lilly stood still not moving and started to cry. She knew it was her fault.
Kate: wait hold on I’m getting a call from...
Lilly: who is it?
Kate: Humphrey.
Lilly: how?
Kate: oooh never mind a different Humphrey got in a car accident not him.
Lilly was happy to know Humphrey was alive.
Humphrey: hey kate I’ll vist anda another time.
Kate: Okay bye.
And gave Humphrey a ciuman before he left.
Lilly opened the door to go some were when Humphrey appeared. Shocked Lilly started to hug him and cry.
Lilly: I’m so sorry I kicked anda out!
Humphrey: It’s not your fault, its mine.
Lilly grabbed him and threw him on the bed.
Humphrey: Uuuuugh Lilly! What are anda doing!
Humphrey sounded worried.
Lilly: Oh just having some fun.
Then Lilly and Humphrey had sex.
Lilly: Humphrey. remember the time anda screwed me in the pantat, keledai so good anda didn’t stop, this is a 100 time’s better.
Humphrey didn’t stop. oleh then, Humphrey and Lilly got together again.
Lilly: Humphrey, I can’t sleep.
Humphrey: why..not
But instead of a normal why not, Humphrey sounded tired.
Lilly: Humphrey? Are anda okay?
Humphrey: what! Oh. Sorry, I just had a long hari at work, that’s why I sound tired.
I’m not Lilly: Humphrey. anda voice sounds moany. Where were you.
Humphrey: wait what do anda mean?
Lilly: Oh so anda won’t tell me anda texting let’s see, KATE!
Humphrey: Lilly! Wait! I can explain!
Lilly: anda cheated on me!
Humphrey: Lilly I was just telling her how is it going over there that all.
Lilly: No Humphrey! Go find another menggerutu, jalang to sleep with, I’m done with you!
Angry, Humphrey got in his truck and with his suit case and drove away. Meanwhile, when Lilly couldn’t sleep, making Humphrey pindah out only made worse. She didn’t eat and do anything. She stayed in bed. While Lilly was sleeping she got a call.
Lilly: Who is it.
Kate: Lilly, Garth got in a accident but he’s okay.
Lilly: So!
Kate: It’s not Garth, Humphrey got in a car accident and died!
Lilly stood still not moving and started to cry. She knew it was her fault.
Kate: wait hold on I’m getting a call from...
Lilly: who is it?
Kate: Humphrey.
Lilly: how?
Kate: oooh never mind a different Humphrey got in a car accident not him.
Lilly was happy to know Humphrey was alive.
Humphrey: hey kate I’ll vist anda another time.
Kate: Okay bye.
And gave Humphrey a ciuman before he left.
Lilly opened the door to go some were when Humphrey appeared. Shocked Lilly started to hug him and cry.
Lilly: I’m so sorry I kicked anda out!
Humphrey: It’s not your fault, its mine.
Lilly grabbed him and threw him on the bed.
Humphrey: Uuuuugh Lilly! What are anda doing!
Humphrey sounded worried.
Lilly: Oh just having some fun.
Then Lilly and Humphrey had sex.
Lilly: Humphrey. remember the time anda screwed me in the pantat, keledai so good anda didn’t stop, this is a 100 time’s better.
Humphrey didn’t stop. oleh then, Humphrey and Lilly got together again.
