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posted by Metallica1147
Based off the sceen from the TV tampil from Adult Swim, Metalocalypse. Enjoy.(Viewer Discretion is advice)

Humphrey, Garth, Hutch, Candu, and Salty (Who are in anthro form) are at a grocery store for the first time doing their own shopping.

Humphrey: *Gasps* What's this place called?

Hutch: I is, I believe called, "Food Library." Food, Food, Library.

Humphrey: Foooood Liiiibr-

Salty: Its called a grocery store, anda DOUCHEBAGS! I'm sorry about Douchebags, they got...cut low blood sugar.

Garth: Alright, here's the deal. We have to do our own shopping so we can make our own makan malam like regular jack offs do. Now you're all in charge in putting together one dish. And don't just buy BOOZE! That ain't FOOD!

Candu: What do anda mean "BOOZE ain't FOOD?!" I'd rather chop off my ding-dong than admit that!

Humphrey: You'd rather chop off your ding-dong than not drink?

Candu: Yeah!

Humphrey: Wow-Wee!

*Meanwhile*

Garth: *Makes his way to the meat section to get hot dogs. He sees them being glass, so he pushes his head though the glass, getting a shard stuck in his head. He reaches his hand in there, getting his right arm and hand bloody, and puts the hot anjing with glass shards in his basket*

*Meanwhile*

Candu: *Looks at his list, looking for lemon Tarts, and sees old serigala with goldish fur* Hey, grandma! Is there olives in it?

Eve: In what?

Candu: lemon Tarts, wrinkle tit! Jesus!

Eve: I never!

Candu: Good! Then its Pee-Pee time! *Unzips his pants and takes a piss in the olives in front of Eve*

*Meanwhile*

Salty: *Pushing a grocery gerobak, keranjang that is filled to the puncak, atas with booze. He walks up to a employee who's putting groceries on the shelf* Hey, chief, is this stuff good for soup? *Points to his booze*

Employee:..No.

Salty: Ahhh! That's a yes.

*Meanwhile*

Humphrey: *Looks at his list* What is, "Wall..nuts?"

Hutch: *Throws a box of tampons in Humphrey's cart* Hey, Humphrey look inside of your basket. Guess why you're in such a crappy mood? anda have lady tampons! anda buy them for yourself, go have a conversation with all the ladies and tell them your problems.

Humphrey: You's a lady, Hutch!

Hutch: NO I'M NOT!

*Meanwhile*

Garth: *Looks at his list* Two cups of rice. *Takes a bag atau rice, holds a cup, and pours nasi, beras into the cup, and then he pours the cup into the cart, but it just goes though the holes of the cart* Brutal...

*Meanwhile*

Candu: *Still taking a piss on the olives in front of Eve*

*Meanwhile*

Salty: *In the meat section holding a blue lobster* Ok, so hold on now. So you're telling me anda put these little guys boiling water, and they shriek, and they turn red, and they die?

Employee: Yes, sir.

Salty: That is the most Metal thing I have ever heard in my whole life. High-Paw!

Garth: *On the store intercom speaker* PRICE CHEEECK! CLEAN UP AISLE 6, ROLLING BODY LAND SLIIIIDE!

Hutch: Oh, that's great.

Garth: DON'T FORGET OUR SPECIAL SALE ON EVERY BONE BROKEN CHICKEEEEEN! HURRY!

Hutch: Go get them, Garth.

Garth: *Trying to stop himself from laughing* AND TRY OUR TASTY *Laughing a little still* FISH! AISLE 3!

Hutch: *Goes up to Eve* I cinta the laugh....hi.

Eve: Hi.

Hutch: Guess what? anda are a GMLIF. That means anda are a Grandmother I would like to-

THE END! :D

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Original Scene. I hope anda enjoyed this small parody. :3
posted by canibecool
In 2032, the world turned to atomic fire. The North Furlantic Treaty and the Animal Continental Military Force ended their long, brutal war with an enormous nuclear exchange. This turned the world dark, launching humanity into a long battle with a devastating nuclear winter. As time passed, snow grew over the prewar ruins...
Humphrey: Ugh... where am I? my head hurts.. He'd turn his head and see that he was laying on a bed... As he got up a sound had disturbed him, It must've been coming from the lounge room, Humphrey was foolish in fist fighting, As he peaked his head over the corner, he'd...
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posted by Extinction17
It was a pleasant hari for our favorit serigala pack. Kate and Humphrey have sprung up a litter of nine pups in addition to the ones they already have. From oldest to youngest, the pups were named: Bo, Clint, K.J., Lil' Hump, Claire, Bell, Tess, Jazz, and Swagger.

Three months later....

Those same pups have progressed so quickly since their birth (as all serigala do.) They have began to run amok all over the United serigala Pack. They have driven their mother Kate crazy. Their father, Humphrey tried to settle them down many times, to no avail. Thier older siblings, Claudette, Smokey, and Runt have taken...
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posted by CoolSwagWolfAlt
*Driving limo* NICK: anda IDIOT JUDY WE WILL DIE IN THIS EARTHQUAKE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Judy: Shut the heck up we will get through this! Nick: WATCH OUT THE FREEWAY! Judy: AHHHHHHHHH *Roof scrapes oleh freeway and car makes it through* Nick: BUILDING WATCH OUT! *Building crushes Randy's Donuts* Judy: A PARKING LOT! Nick: No noonononono!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *Motor noise and smashes glass* Nick: *screaming* *Car smashes out of building* Judy: THE AIRPORT IS AHEAD Nick: What? WE WONT MAKE THAT FREAKING JUMP I TOLD anda WE WILL DIE! Judy: Oh no we wont IF THIS LIMO CAN DRIVE WE WILL MAKE IT!
*Switches to 3rd Gear* Nick & Judy: *screaming AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!*
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posted by dan11774
Lilly and Garth were eating makan malam shortly after Kate and Humphrey were back from their vacation '' Why thanks for this tasty meat '' smiles Lilly '' why thanks Lilly '' Garth says '' anda have to admit this is pretty tasty '' berkata Garth About 3 menit Lilly looks up a Garth '' Garth ! '' Lilly says '' yeah '' jawaban Garth " i want to tell anda something '' Lilly looks at him serious . '' what is it '' Garth asks '' i want pups ! " Garth looks '' Lilly anda didn't ask me all this time !'' yells a happy Garth he looks at Lilly a few pups is all we need Lilly leaps ''Garth ! '' she yells ''yes that is all we need '' she nuzzles his chest

2 months later 3 pups were born : Joey Lisa and Riley
They then continued their southward movement, doing away with some Stonic couriers along the way. Then, when they were within feet of the Mexican border, Luetsun went over to a lone patch of dust and began rolling in it. When he was covered, from his muzzle to the tip of his tail, he looked at Rufus, as if expecting him to gabung him. Rufus, apparently knowing his expectation, then shrunk to the size of a coyote, and tanned, one of the abilities of a demon.
Luetsun sighed and they crossed the border. They walked for days through the vast expanse of desert. Then, when they arrived at the coyote...
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Her light grey bulu was damp and matted from the mist that hung over the dry cliffs of the mountain like the ghosts of the thousands that littered the valley below. The grey and tan bodies of the serigala on the battle line were mere shadows in the grey of the mist. Though her limbs were tired and her joints were sore, Harenn, High Alpha of the Annakian Wolves, exhaustedly carried herself behind the frontlines. She could tampil no weakness, in spite of the burden she bore; there was no room for it. It was the detik hari of the thirty seventh battle of Mt. Silvertip and Harenn could not hold on any...
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posted by shadow-omega
1 week after Kate and Cooper started dating

Kate and Cooper were running around chasing each other. They were playing tag for awhile now, so Cooper was running out of energy but didn't stop because Kate was it. Cooper was losing speed fast and distance between Kate. Kate realized this and sped up even lebih to where she was now right selanjutnya to Cooper. Cooper looked to his right and saw Kate but then looked ahead and realized she was going to crash into a tree. Cooper looked over at Kate and pushed her out of the way, in turn making him run into the tree. Kate landed on her side but quickly got...
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posted by AlphaClub
Okay, area and all anda three musketeers, area, Gamer, and journeyer. If anda think anda know lebih about tech than me, bring it the fuck on. OmegaKing, don't get involved with this, don't PM me, etc. I want to see legitely JUST how smart these guys are at tech, because they call me a 14 tahun old, who is 'Awwww, just so proud of himself!', when I know lebih about this shit than they ever will.

No looking jawaban up, I will know if anda do, I can pick those things out. So... let's see how much lebih anda REALLY know about tech than me. I'm sure I have anda beat when I say Maxwell.
posted by TimberHumphrey
now, it's like mid-March and there's nothing about A&O 5 yet. no poster, no DVD cover, no official plot, no trailer, hell not even screenshots of the movie. which makes me think "what are anda doing, Crest? something on the movie should've been out oleh now". then, i been hearing stuff atau rumors around the internet that maybe A&O 5's been pushed back to who knows when. so, does that mean there's still hope for another movie? i really hope so. i mean, A&O 4 was awesome! everybody loved it, it did great and from what i heard, the movie sold a lot, which ain't nothing. but honestly, i don't see A&O 4 as the actual ending to the franchise. why stop the franchise here? we need at least one lebih movie for a real ending. so either the fifth movie's still being made, but they pushed back later this year, atau they just don't wanna do it and cancelled it. i really hope it's pushed back and not cancelled.
My POV

Kyle just laid there and looked at me with an evil grin. "Well it's nice to meet anda again little brother." he replied

Before I could say anything back, he push me off sending me flying through the air. I landed hard on the ground knocking the air out of me. I looked up and saw Kyle charging at me. I got up ready to take the hit when Jackson and Kate hit Kyle to the ground. They then got in front of him making sure he couldn't attack.

"Honey, could anda please pindah so I could kill this stupid wolf." Kyle berkata trying to get pass them

"No, first of I want to what this is about." Kate replied...
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I'm speaking for area here including other people. And to create a place where everyone can feel welcome for who they are and what they cinta to express.

From what I can see, seems most members voted on that FanFiction suggestion poll. And I will write for him. If he minds this, I will do something about it.


The fight was pretty bad, and MojoOmegaWolf was really bad and hurtful: Calling him delusional, insulting the way he grew up, telling him that he doesn't care about others, commenting rude on people's works, encouraging people to do action against him, etc. That was wrong.
It's not just him....
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