humphrey an american spy whatched the nazi army marched through as he stood and wiped the sweat off his fore head *konniggratzer marsch plays* look at them all im glad we have had the strategic upper hand the last few months atau else we would all be screwed. humphrey took his nazi officers topi from the uniform he was wearing off and used it as a fan for a detik and put it on another officer stepped up and berkata agent dead o black this is agent richareeson the 3rd do anda copy. yes i do are anda seeing this. yep. meanwhile in moscow... run dar sheeshen! al benn tugaa! grenades flew through the air and bombarded a russian t34 tank the tank shot out brick walls in the apartment buildings with its 0.308mm. machine gun hutch a renegade american cia agent had gone mad and betrayed the us and became a nazi panzershrek soldier at the time in moscow he had been carrying 3 things a scoped kar 98 a mg34 and a luger. he mounted the mg34 in a broken window. it wasnt doing very much he berkata no no no its not right he fragged his entire sqaud and killed them all and yelled out IM AN AMERICCCCAAAAANNN!he took out his id and berkata dont shoot he took his luger and shot another german in the head and he collapsed the russian got out of the tank and berkata well it seems strange just because anda shot your men dosent mean your american it could mean your a traitor comrade! the russian soldier observed the americans id and berkata why the fu** are anda doing here if your an american its a long story i will let anda know later berkata hutch. meanwhile back in berlin... oh jeez how much longer do i have to wear this tacky outfit im sweating to death. just a little longer. humphrey lit a cigaret and salty selanjutnya to it took it out of his mouth and stomped on the cherry. no smoking.! its only gonna get worse! he berkata what the h*** that was my last smoke man no time salty shouted and they ran and got into a panzerwerfer and it drove away leaving a trail of dust and a track mark in the dirt. back at moscow... well i looked out the window and what do i see outside the base, a Frozen american. it strange ah is he ok uh i think so. *chatter chatter chatter chatter* uh comrade why are anda smoking? kept me warm *puff* well im oh god for got the snow. hahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!! THE END