it was the first hari of summer and humphrey and his friends were so bord. "(sigh) we should do something." humphrey said. "OH anda WANT TO PLAY JACKASS?" salty said. "NO remmeber what happened last time?" humphrey said. "oh yeah." salty said.
*FLASH BACK*
shakey and mooch and salty chuckled. "OK, OK, OK IN COUNT IN 3...1...2...3!" humphrey said. he got hit in the crotch with a porky pine. "AHHHHHHH DAMN IT HURTS!!!" humphrey screamed. 5 MINS LATER. "damn it rip it off." humphrey said. "ok ok just...hold still..." shakey said. (RIPS THE PORKEY PINE OFF humphreys crotch) "AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH" humphreys scream was so loud that simba from "THE LION KING" can hear it. "what the hell?" simbas membaca a newspaper on a chair.
BACK TO THE PRESENT.
"that...was a terrible hari in my life." humphrey said. "then what can we do?" shakey said. "well it is summer we can go camping." salty said. "salty we're wolves, we're already camping anda didnt know that?" humphrey said. "OH, right." salty said. "WAIT, if its summer we can throw a party." humphrey said. "GREAT IDEA HUMPHREY!" mooch said. "but we have to invite every serigala here." kate said. "OH KATE anda want to throw a party." humphrey said. "well my parents arnt gonna be here they berkata something about going to see my aunt but she leaves in alaska so yeah its gonna be awhile thier gone." kate said. "but what about my dad?" garth said. "dude dont worry we can ask him." humphrey said. "UMMM humphrey what if he says no?" kate said. "oh he will." humphrey said. humphrey went up to tony. "tony can we throw a party?" humphrey said. "well winston is not gonna be here but this better be SOME party." tony said. "oh it will we just got set up some things." humphrey said. "yeah." kate said. "then where are we gonna get the stuff?" garth said. "OH anda LEAVE THAT TO ME." humphrey said.
humphrey goes steal from a general store. "GIVE THAT BACK anda VARMENT!" the general store guy said. his got a shotgun. "OH S@#$." humphrey said. he almost got shot. he came back. "humphrey where did anda get this stuff?" kate said. "I DONT WANT TALK ABOUT IT!" humphrey said. "so what did anda get?" lilly said. humphrey got out all the stuff.
his got:
1. 50 packs of root beer.
2. cupcakes
3. an xbox 360 and a ps3 and a wii.
4. the games that came with it
resident evil operation raccoon city
infamus 2
zelda skywardsword
grand theft auto 4
saints row 3
dead island
zelda twilight princess
gitar hero
5. and 30 boxes of pizzas.
6. and a flatscreen t.v.
"this...party...is...gonna...be...BADASS!" garth said.
*FLASH BACK*
shakey and mooch and salty chuckled. "OK, OK, OK IN COUNT IN 3...1...2...3!" humphrey said. he got hit in the crotch with a porky pine. "AHHHHHHH DAMN IT HURTS!!!" humphrey screamed. 5 MINS LATER. "damn it rip it off." humphrey said. "ok ok just...hold still..." shakey said. (RIPS THE PORKEY PINE OFF humphreys crotch) "AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH" humphreys scream was so loud that simba from "THE LION KING" can hear it. "what the hell?" simbas membaca a newspaper on a chair.
BACK TO THE PRESENT.
"that...was a terrible hari in my life." humphrey said. "then what can we do?" shakey said. "well it is summer we can go camping." salty said. "salty we're wolves, we're already camping anda didnt know that?" humphrey said. "OH, right." salty said. "WAIT, if its summer we can throw a party." humphrey said. "GREAT IDEA HUMPHREY!" mooch said. "but we have to invite every serigala here." kate said. "OH KATE anda want to throw a party." humphrey said. "well my parents arnt gonna be here they berkata something about going to see my aunt but she leaves in alaska so yeah its gonna be awhile thier gone." kate said. "but what about my dad?" garth said. "dude dont worry we can ask him." humphrey said. "UMMM humphrey what if he says no?" kate said. "oh he will." humphrey said. humphrey went up to tony. "tony can we throw a party?" humphrey said. "well winston is not gonna be here but this better be SOME party." tony said. "oh it will we just got set up some things." humphrey said. "yeah." kate said. "then where are we gonna get the stuff?" garth said. "OH anda LEAVE THAT TO ME." humphrey said.
humphrey goes steal from a general store. "GIVE THAT BACK anda VARMENT!" the general store guy said. his got a shotgun. "OH S@#$." humphrey said. he almost got shot. he came back. "humphrey where did anda get this stuff?" kate said. "I DONT WANT TALK ABOUT IT!" humphrey said. "so what did anda get?" lilly said. humphrey got out all the stuff.
his got:
1. 50 packs of root beer.
2. cupcakes
3. an xbox 360 and a ps3 and a wii.
4. the games that came with it
resident evil operation raccoon city
infamus 2
zelda skywardsword
grand theft auto 4
saints row 3
dead island
zelda twilight princess
gitar hero
5. and 30 boxes of pizzas.
6. and a flatscreen t.v.
"this...party...is...gonna...be...BADASS!" garth said.
i rap better it makes that air breath let loose.
go head call me gay i be runnin through the jalan, street with my buds with high shoes;
yeah theyre aint much to do down the street.
now we be rappin through the corner yeah we infinites but we been stoppin be the po-lice.
hey pretty lady-
keep lookin sexy, maybe anda can call me;
keep lookin like anda aint interested but inside i make ur mouth grindin without no teeth,
(uh)
anda look at me like im some shit,
yeah anda cant lie,
say it to my face yeah never mind anda way 'bove my height
how bout i give anda an explict,
im like an overdozed bitch
im to greedy to cast spells yeah im for sale no lebih less than a buck fifthy,
dont bother me when im sittin 'sippin soda under 'neath a tree.
let my body dry,
autumn effects myrhymes now they be fallin leafs.......
go head call me gay i be runnin through the jalan, street with my buds with high shoes;
yeah theyre aint much to do down the street.
now we be rappin through the corner yeah we infinites but we been stoppin be the po-lice.
hey pretty lady-
keep lookin sexy, maybe anda can call me;
keep lookin like anda aint interested but inside i make ur mouth grindin without no teeth,
(uh)
anda look at me like im some shit,
yeah anda cant lie,
say it to my face yeah never mind anda way 'bove my height
how bout i give anda an explict,
im like an overdozed bitch
im to greedy to cast spells yeah im for sale no lebih less than a buck fifthy,
dont bother me when im sittin 'sippin soda under 'neath a tree.
let my body dry,
autumn effects myrhymes now they be fallin leafs.......
Looks like im under in this bridge,
Fall all over til it no longer tilts
Then it builds UP!
After this bridge im just gonna chill,
But I aint got no time to kill.
Need to fight to death; wait til I catch my breath-
In a sec I rip out Ready to conceal-
Eliminate every rapper in the forest with just a fist-
Fuck it I spit it all, yeah im infinite
Meanin,
I fuck anda all.
Play down oleh the jalan, street while the opponent takes my ball;
I aint got no time to write no lebih rhymes
Now anda die…but that’ll be a draw;
Cause anda anjing chewed up ya collars,
meninju, pukulan ‘n kick tampil how anda win,
But ya aint no bawlers- freestyle lane of freedom
Sayin you’re the big deal… whatcha breathin?
anda breathin’ weed
I’d be breedin for those type of wimen semen (ha-ha)
Just kiddin,
Ya need infinite follow the broken trees yeah its my district……
Yeah, infinite
Fall all over til it no longer tilts
Then it builds UP!
After this bridge im just gonna chill,
But I aint got no time to kill.
Need to fight to death; wait til I catch my breath-
In a sec I rip out Ready to conceal-
Eliminate every rapper in the forest with just a fist-
Fuck it I spit it all, yeah im infinite
Meanin,
I fuck anda all.
Play down oleh the jalan, street while the opponent takes my ball;
I aint got no time to write no lebih rhymes
Now anda die…but that’ll be a draw;
Cause anda anjing chewed up ya collars,
meninju, pukulan ‘n kick tampil how anda win,
But ya aint no bawlers- freestyle lane of freedom
Sayin you’re the big deal… whatcha breathin?
anda breathin’ weed
I’d be breedin for those type of wimen semen (ha-ha)
Just kiddin,
Ya need infinite follow the broken trees yeah its my district……
Yeah, infinite
all i had remember was mission breifing and jumping out of that plane. MEAN while in cuba the ice cream mobil van, van swung around the streets and into the school parkinglot the secret service limo pulled in aswell and a special agent stepped out and the man in the surgeons mask slowly trotted away the cuban guard gave him a funny look the man walked and continued onward and the mobil van, van exploded into a fiery burst. meanwhile at special agent kate sanchez`s house...mableburst what kind of word is that kate i dont know anda know your buy`ing makan malam right? yeah i do kate. (KNOCK) (KNOCK) (KNOCK) oh how convinent ok so what do i owe you? nothing *gunshot* get HER *GUNSHOT* to be continued...
"hey mom come here." I said.
She came up to me. "what now Jacob?"
"smell this." I said.
She was just about to but then my sister found something in a room.
"mom! Look at this!" she said.
I hate my sister. She always thinks she's the shit and shes better than everyone. My mom likes her lebih because she 'understands' her.
This house creeped me out for some reason. I didn't feel welcome to this place. anda know when anda pass oleh a house and anda can tell that there is a wierd past to it? That's what I felt.
"you have a text message!" berkata my phone. It does that when I get a text. I looked at it. The number was 1-666-666-6666. What a wierd number. I looked at the text. I read it.
"3 days from now, try to hide. I will find you."
(again, sorry it's so short. Need to come up with ideas)
End of part 2
She came up to me. "what now Jacob?"
"smell this." I said.
She was just about to but then my sister found something in a room.
"mom! Look at this!" she said.
I hate my sister. She always thinks she's the shit and shes better than everyone. My mom likes her lebih because she 'understands' her.
This house creeped me out for some reason. I didn't feel welcome to this place. anda know when anda pass oleh a house and anda can tell that there is a wierd past to it? That's what I felt.
"you have a text message!" berkata my phone. It does that when I get a text. I looked at it. The number was 1-666-666-6666. What a wierd number. I looked at the text. I read it.
"3 days from now, try to hide. I will find you."
(again, sorry it's so short. Need to come up with ideas)
End of part 2
"if anda think your better than me...
anda probably are..
u say im weak...
i may be but u say i care to much and im a weak pussy well..
. guess what...
after that you'll be looking up at me,
if anda mess with me and get between us i will hurt you..
if i care about something you;ll know it,
if i cinta someone ill tampil it,
when anda interfere with me and who i cinta anda will get hurt....
after all this happens..
then see if im weak..
i might not be."
U try and call me out,
Ill call u out, if u mess with me,
Ull get the worst of me,
When i cinta ull know it,
Ill tampil it,
The only thing that can stop me is,
My trye one......
anda probably are..
u say im weak...
i may be but u say i care to much and im a weak pussy well..
. guess what...
after that you'll be looking up at me,
if anda mess with me and get between us i will hurt you..
if i care about something you;ll know it,
if i cinta someone ill tampil it,
when anda interfere with me and who i cinta anda will get hurt....
after all this happens..
then see if im weak..
i might not be."
U try and call me out,
Ill call u out, if u mess with me,
Ull get the worst of me,
When i cinta ull know it,
Ill tampil it,
The only thing that can stop me is,
My trye one......
