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posted by cute20k
I fall
And sometimes I fall to fast
but this time I feel
like it could last

Theres these 3 words I'd like anda to know
But I can't get them out off my mouth
I'll tell anda that the 2nd is love, oh
But thats all i can say
There's 3 words I'd like anda to know
But I can't let my guard down
Or my weekness will show.
These words express my feelings for anda
I want to say them
So anda feel the same way too

So I am singin in the rain cuz I know its real
laughin at every joke, can't help what i feel
They all say I'm goin crazy
but what am I without you, baby?

I could be
Going insane
but who are they to blame?
I am
so...
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(This is a new series I made. I basically review ANYTHING while staying on topic, talking like I'm the f**king son of Sir Issac Newton, and making terrible jokes I came up with in 5 seconds. Hope anda enjoy!)

You know what, I have to say it. SCREW HUMANITY AND THEIR DEFORMED OPINIONS. Yeah, I acknowledge that society as we know it is bound to disagree with anyone here and there, but when anda break the boundaries and go as far to say that a song like this sucks, then your soul has failed miserably on a vast scale.

Yes reader, I am reviewing a classic song that nobody on this pathetically constructed...
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posted by boomerlover
1.A blonde keeps walking down her drive to her mail box.

She keeps doing this until her neighbour asks her why she is doing that.

The blonde balasa "My computer keeps telling me that i've got mail"

2.Why did the blond menyeberang, salib the road?

I dont know.

Neither did the blond.

3.A police officer stops a blonde for speeding and asks her very nicely if he could see her license.

She replied in a huff, "I wish anda guys could get your act together. Just yesterday anda take away my license and then today anda expect me to tampil it to you."

4.A blonde, brunette and a redhead run to the puncak, atas of a burning building. Below,...
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Why Did the Chicken menyeberang, salib the Road?


George W. Bush: We don't really care why the chicken crossed the road. We just want to know if the chicken is on our side of the road atau not. The chicken is either with us atau it is against us. There is no middle ground here.

Bill Clinton: I did not menyeberang, salib the road with THAT chicken. What do anda mean oleh chicken? Could anda define chicken, please?

Einstein: Whether the chicken crossed the road atau the road moved beneath the chicken depends upon your frame of reference.

Bill Gates: I have just released the new Chicken Office 2000, which will not only menyeberang, salib roads, but...
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posted by dannylynn92
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Childbirth is the detik most painful thing in the world, right selanjutnya to being burned alive.

You are lebih likely to get struck oleh lightning than to be attacked and killed oleh a bear.

It is unlawful to sit on the floor anywhere in the US Capitol building. It is considered to be protesting.

The chicken is the closest living relative to the T-Rex.

Elephants are the only animal that have 4 knees. They also are the only animal that can't jump.

The United States has never lost a war in which mules were used.

Vaccinations contain dead bacteria cells. The bacteria cells are inserted into your body so that...
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1.When someone remembers the things anda say
2.Cute sneezes
3.Laughing until my stomach hurts
4.Waking up with perfect hair
5.The sound of little kid’s uncontrollable laughter
6.People who except my extreme weirdness
7.People who remember me after meeting me once
8.Getting an A on a test I didn’t study for
9.When the first text anda see is from the person anda cinta <3
10.When your plans don’t work out but your hari turned perfect anyway
11.Seeing a baby laugh
12.That one person who knows anda better than anda know yourself
13.When a friendly stranger smiles at you
14.The cold side of the pillow
15.Knowing...
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posted by ShiningsTar542
Yay! girls,these days short hair is in. But if anda have just cut your hair short and anda don't know how to style it, it can be a challenge. Today we have some tips for anda :D

Very Short:

This would be like the cut that Emma Watson has. It is a cut that gives the face a mysterious look to it. All your can do with a cut this short is style it a bit with gel, atau play around with the badg if anda have them. anda need to be sure that anda want this look, because once you've got it, there is little anda can do about it.

Medium-Short Hair:

This is a good option for those who want to try out short hair but...
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posted by simpleplan
1. If they want to loan anda money, tell them anda just filed for bankruptcy and anda could sure use some money.

2. If they start out with, "How are anda today?" say, "Why do anda want to know?" Alternately, anda can tell them, "I'm so glad anda asked, because no one these days seems to care, and I have all these problems; my sciatica is akting up, my eyelashes are sore, my dog just died..." When they try to get to the sell, just keep talking about your "problems."

3. If they say they're Joe Doe from the XYZ Company, ask them to spell their name. Then ask them to spell the company name. Then ask them...
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Better save that. We'll need it for the autopsy.

Someone call the janitor - we're going to need a mop.

"Accept this sacrifice, O Great Lord of Darkness"

Bo! Bo! Come back with that! Bad Dog!

Wait a minute, if this is his spleen, then what's that?

Hand me that....uh....that uh....thingie.

Oh no! I just lost my Rolex.

Oops! Hey, has anyone ever survived 500ml of this stuff before?

Darn, there go the lights again...

Ya know, there's big money in kidneys. Heck, the guy's got two of 'em.

Everybody stand back! I lost my contact lens!

Could anda stop that thing from beating? It's throwing my concentration...
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posted by Jeffersonian
These are purported to be actual test jawaban from various schools in the Huntsville, Alabama metropolitan area.

Q: Name the four seasons.
A: Salt, pepper, mustard, and vinegar.

Q: Explain one of the processes oleh which water can be made aman, brankas to drink.
A: Flirtation makes water aman, brankas to drink because it removes large pollutants like grit, sand, dead sheep, and canoeists.

Q: How is dew formed?
A: The sun shines down on the leaves and makes them perspire.

Q: What is a planet?
A: A body of earth surrounded oleh sky.

SOCIOLOGY
Q: What guarantees may a mortgage company insist on?
A: If anda are buying a house,...
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posted by windwakerguy430
So I was watching one of my favorit let’s play channels, Woolie Vs., a channel that usually plays a lot of lesser known indie titles, pretty much where I buy a lot of games I fell in cinta with, stuff like Sayonara Wild Hearts and Chroma Squad. But there was one game I played that made me far lebih cautious of what I play. I saw that they uploaded a playthrough of a game known as 198X, and I was already excited from the art alone… Little did I know that this would be a huge mistake.



198X follows the tale of a young boy, who is always upset, hates his town, and just wants to get away....
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posted by GrandDad
Hello, i am GrandDad, I rant about it so anda don't have to!

Today, we will be diving into the magic of...augh, ships....

If anda don't know what ships are, they basically take 2 characters from one franchise (or one not related to that franchise at all) and just say "oh so they cinta echother mkay"

Jesus christ, those people disgust me. And some people decide to take a step once and beyond and just draw porn of them. Why the fuck.


But here's the sickest part:


Some people decide to MAKE BOTH PEOPLE BOYS. what the fuck.


Worse, they decide to sometimes use it as evidence that 2 people might have a relationship....
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posted by alexischaos2004
Welcome to the world of Fanpop! My name is Professor Alexis. People call me the Internet Professor. This world is inhabited oleh creatures calle- LET'S GET ROOOOOOOIGHT INTO THE NEWS!! (I'm so good at making references in these artikel *D*)


You saw the title, correct? Now, pertanyaan like "What the heck, Alexis? Fandom galore? What's that?" and "What's this stupid girl menulis about now?" might pop into your head. Regardless if you're sick of these rants atau not, I'm gonna talk about many well known fandoms and their cringey sides! gabung me in this one hell of an acid tri- I mean... internet adventure!...
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posted by ppgFireball
At pelangi Smash's place...

Armoni: -kicks ball into the net- ONE'S IN!!!

Starbright: aw s**t! Jimmy, can anda help us over here.

Jimmy: i hate soccer.

Starbright: anda hate everything.

Jimmy: true.

Rainbow Smash: ready to give up?

Starbright: shut up! that's why you're named after a pony! and you're boy! anda sissy!

Rainbow Smash: oh....it's...on! -kicks ball to Flame-

Rose: anda can do it big brother!!!! don't let him taunt you! you're awesome! that's why he's named after a pony!

Old Man: -comes out of his house- the hell is with anda kids?! can't a man take a nap?! ya yipper yappers. -goes back into his...
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posted by Heidihi2
American Twi-hards — bad news…don’t get TOO used to Robert Pattinson frolicking all over the States!
It sounds like the heartbroken Cosmopolis bintang won’t be hanging around here for too much longer!
R-Patz is getting ready to shoot his selanjutnya film, The Rover, an indie flick to be filmed in Australia and it seems like it’ll serve as a MUCH needed escape!
A sumber revealed:
“Rob wants to get away for a while, and is looking meneruskan, ke depan to filming in the desert in Australia. He needs some space.”
We’d say the land down under is pretty much as far enough away from Kristen Stewart as he can get, LOLz!
Sounds like Rob will continue to keep busy — and hopefully, keep his mind off his broken relationship — when he films queen Of The Desert this fall and Mission: Blacklist selanjutnya year!
KStew on the other hand…well, let’s just say things haven’t been shaping up too well!
posted by Jasonfan44
It is also a youtube video

1: Run around in circles until anda puke

2: Stare at someone and don't say anything

3: Bang your head off the dinding and try not to get a headache.

4: Get into a conversation with the wall

5: Go outside and pretend anda are on a reailty T.V show

6: Watch T.V when it's off

7: Try to create another language and speak it to someone else

8: Try to do chin ups on your mandi, shower curtain bar(Not recomanded)

9: Get angry at someone for no good reason

10: Make reservations at McDonalds

11: Ask zaitun Garden if they have a children's play pen

12: Look at all the words anda can make with the word...
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posted by victoria7011
GIRL CONFESSIONS...
1. Do anda sleep in your bra? No but I have done it oleh mistake.
2. Does your dad know anda like boys yet? Yep
3. Do anda enjoy drama? Yeah its alright.
4. Are anda a girly girl? No.
5. Small atau large purses? Small
6. Are anda short? Im average height
7. Do anda like somebody? I only like celebs atm
8. Do anda care if your socks are dirty? Not really
9. Do anda like Halloween? Its boring
10. Are anda double jointed? No
11. Where is the weirdest place anda have slept? On the floor
12. Has anyone touched/smacked your butt in the past 24 hours? No
13. Is there any type of rumor going around about...
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posted by PartyOrange
mawar are #FF0000 Violets are #0000FF All my base Are belong to you
MICROSOFT = Most Intelligent Customers Realize Our Software Only Fools Teenagers
Microsoft: "You've got questions. We've got dancing paperclips."
An optimist is someone who falls off the Empire State Building, and after 50 floors says, 'So far so good!'"
One hari we will look back on this, laugh nervously and change the subject.

ALWAYS LATE but worth the wait.
God must like stupid people; he makes so many of them.
Keep smiling - it makes everyone wonder what you're up to.
I bet the reason model are so skinny is because their stomach...
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posted by softball12
I cinta being random!!!! I cinta pie too!!! And Im really hyper and i cinta dogs, cats..... ahhhahahah ok anyways pie is good!!! Im boredd and typing nonsense!! hahahahah I llove softball and chapstick, and tigger, winnie the pooh, music, giraffes, piglet pans(;)) I like cCHHHHHHHHHHHHHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SOrry but this artikel is pointless to read lol :) (Im random)
posted by Usui--takumi
A young novice in the service of the abbot of Tōfukuji Temple went to a certain place. The master there jokingly berkata to him, 'I have seen many monks and priests, but none so handsome as you. I believe nobody in the secular world can match anda either. Your parents must also be very good-looking. Now tell me, are anda the child of your father atau of your mother? I would like to know lebih about you.'
"The novice replied, 'Certainly. I am from a humble family and that is my fate. I don't know if I should feel honored atau embarrassed oleh your compliments. I also don't know how to answer your question.But...
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