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List by dinglebell14 posted lebih dari setahun yang lalu
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1. Tired of Trying, sick of crying, Ya I'm smiling, but inside I'm dying....

2. I don't use excuses, Don't ask why...
It's just a breakdown, it happens all the time...
So get out of my face, don't even try...
anda want to help me? Just let me cry!

3. I don't want to admit it,
It was easier to lie,
And hide the hurt and emptiness,
to smile instead of cry.

4. Nobody really cares if your miserable,
so anda might as well be happy. :'|

5. Everyones going to hurt you.... sooner atau later anda just have to decide who's worth going through the pain.

6. If someone really loves you,
They will never hurt you,
And if they do,
anda can see it in their eyes that it hurts them too.

7. It's hard to answer the pertanyaan "What is wrong?" when there is nothing right....

8. There's a smile on my face,
but I don't know why it's there,
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Opinion by MileySelena982 posted lebih dari setahun yang lalu
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These are all true, I saw them with my own eyes. They really happened!

1. Texting with BOTH hands (did the forget they were in a car?)
2. A woman putting on make-up while driving on the freeway during rush hour! (WHY? Could it not wait? Was how anda looked lebih important than DRIVING?)
3. A man unwrapping and eating a full, everything on it, sandwhich while driving. (I guess he was hungry?)

If anda think these are bizzare, it gets better.

4. Someone membaca the newspaper. (I guess he missed the big game?)
5. The dog was on the steering wheel. (No comment.)
6. A woman with her designer shades, bangles down her arm, and her Ford XL (The thing that's as big as a school bus) was pulling out. She stopped, blocking the ENTIRE parking lot, no cars were moving either way. Aparently, she was on the phone. And she was using her hands to talk! (SHUT UP & DRIVE!)

And, if anda thought the past 6 were crazy and should never be done; this one's for you. ;)
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List by Annacrombie posted lebih dari setahun yang lalu
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Here is alot of acak things to do when your bored, i made most of these up with friends!

1.When your in the supermarket go up to a acak stranger and whisper "I will come for anda in the night" behind thier back

2.Stand selanjutnya to a person who is taller then anda and shout "IM SHRINKING!"

3.Go into your local supermarket and grab a large buah-buahan (watermellon ect.) and hand it to a acak person and say "The fate of the world depends on your desision" then walk away

4.When your in a arioplane skip around bernyanyi "Im walking in the air!"

5.The selanjutnya time your in the lift grin and say "I've got new socks on"

6.Go up to a acak bauld guy and say "Hey dude, nice afro"

7.Everytime someone walks oleh anda shout out "DONT IGNORE ME! I JSUT WANT TO BE LOVED!"

8.Go upto a acak person and say "I like your beard" even if they dont have one

9.Write a daftar of ways to kill (inster famous persons name here) and go up to a stranger and say "Do anda like the idea of this?"
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Opinion by Shadowpenguin posted lebih dari setahun yang lalu
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Irk, a planet in the Xeno Galaxy, just north of Rigel 7, is halaman awal to a species of aliens known as the Irkens. Irkens are a somewhat small alien species with sensitive green skin, well-developed brains, and itchy trigger fingers. They have come to be known as many things including "Galactic Terrorists", "Scourge of the Galaxy", "Irken Mafia", "Dick Cheney Worshippers", "Alien Roach Farm", "The Green Communists", "Oppressors", "Ultra Right-Wing Bantha Fodder", "Republican Scum", and "Moronic Aliens Who Think That Watching Dubya Make An pantat, keledai Of Himself On National televisi Is lebih Entertaining Than Watching SNL". Despite the negative press from the rest of the the galaxy, the Irkens have become well-established throughout the galaxy, from opening makanan cepat saji restaurants like Shloogorgh's to conquering various planets and enslaving the planet's inhabitants for the fun of it (their exact motive for conquering various planets left and right is to this day, unknown). Although the Irkens have a halaman awal planet, they prefer to operate from their bintang fleet that orbits whatever planet they plan to conquer. Their major operations take place in an Irken capital ship called The Massive, which hides a...
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Guide by K5-HOWL posted lebih dari setahun yang lalu
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It's been only 15 years since gray wolves, after years of near-extinction, were reintroduced into Yellowstone National Park. The initial group of 66 serigala were transplanted into the park from Canada beginning in 1995. Now, lebih than 1,545 serigala roam Idaho, Montana, and Wyoming.Biologists say that a minimum of 2,000 to 3,000 serigala are needed within the area in order to keep them from disappearing again.The serigala have had tremendous populer support from the beginning. Their reintroduction has been oleh far the most publicized and celebrated of any wildlife reintroduction in the U.S. The serigala complete the Yellowstone ecosystem, which, without them, had too many hooved animals. The overabundance of some of the wolves' natural prey was altering the natural plant communities along stream banks, due to excessive trampling. With the serigala back on the scene, the Yellowstone natural community is much closer to what it was before most of the surrounding states were profoundly altered oleh development and livestock ranching. The success of the growing serigala population has made a lot of money for the park, in sales of serigala paraphernalia, such as serigala T-shirts, sweatshirts, coffee cups, and...
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Opinion by Abilei posted lebih dari setahun yang lalu
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In the never-ending "Twilight" battle between Team Edward and Team Jacob, we have the results: The vampire -- and the man who plays him -- claims the buzz. Sure, there's been a lot of tough talk about the serigala boy -- aka Jacob Black, aka Taylor Lautner -- wooing affections away from his glittering rival. But, as a brooding Bella knows, it takes a lot to shake one's loyalty to Edward Cullen -- aka Robert Pattinson.

Not that there hasn't been a time when many have strayed: Jacob Black (and Lautner himself) wrangled lebih searches on Yahoo! than Edward Cullen (and Pattinson) for about three weeks -- around the premiere for "New Moon." Since then, though, Edward Cullen has averaged about 17% lebih lookups than Jacob Black, and Pattinson about 40% lebih online interest than his co-star.

The key difference though is who's swooning for whom. The characters of Edward and Jacob pretty much pull in the same crowd (girls 17 and under with a sprinkling of ladies 35-54), but a seismic generation gap opens up with the actors.
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Opinion by karpach_13 posted lebih dari setahun yang lalu
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1)Devise a secret code with your friends then hand in the homework in that code
Continually ask pertanyaan so that the professor can’t give homework
Answer the teacher’s pertanyaan in slow motion 2)Answer pertanyaan only with one word
3)Scream acak words without anybody noticing it’s you
4)Continuously yawn until everyone is yawning
5)Ask your professor personal questions
6)Every time the professor finishes talking clap
7)Eat paper
8)Talk very fast
9)Call the professor “Mom” atau “Dad”
10)Count your hair
11)Talk with an accent
12)Answer pertanyaan in a different language
13)Fake spasms
14)Pretend to be scared of everything
15)Draw cartoon characters of your classmates atau of the professors
16)Quote Family Guy
17)Write out plan on how to conquer the world
18)Pretend to Choke
19)Pretend to be drunk
20)Tap your feet on the ground loudly
21)Raise your hand for every pertanyaan your teacher asks anda but answer “oh i forgot”
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Article by karpach_13 posted lebih dari setahun yang lalu
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72 things Guys should know about Girls <3...


1. Stay on the phone with her even if shes not saying anything.

2. When she's mad hug her tight and don't let go.

3. When she says she's ok dont believe it, talk with her.

4. Call her at 12:00am on her birthday to tell her anda cinta her.

5. Call her before anda sleep and after anda wake up

6. Treat her like she's all that matters to you.

7. Tease her and let her tease anda back.

8. Stay up all night with her when she's sick.

9. Watch her favorit movie with her atau her favorit tampil even if anda think its stupid.

10. Give her the world.

11. Let her wear your clothes.

12. Let her know she's important.

13. ciuman her in the pouring rain.

14. When she runs up at anda crying, the first thing anda say is:
"Who's pantat, keledai am I kicking babe?"

15. If your watching a movie, let her lay on your chest and put your arm around her. Don't always try to make out during a movie, its OK to just chill, unless she suggests otherwise.
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Guide by Mallory101 posted lebih dari setahun yang lalu
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1. Specify that your drive-thru order is "to go."
179 Ways to Annoy People:


1. Specify that your drive-thru order is "to go."

2. If anda have a glass eye, tap on it occasionally with your pen while talking to others.

3. Start each meal oleh conspicuously licking all your food, and announce that this is so no one will "swipe your grub."

4. Name your dog "Dog."

5. Insist on keeping your car windshield wipers running in all weather conditions "to keep them tuned up."

6. Reply to everything someone says with "that's what anda think."

7. Claim that anda must always wear a bicycle ketopong, helm as part of your "astronaut training."

8. Follow a few paces behind someone, spraying everything they touch with a can of Lysol.

9. Make beeping noises when a large person backs up.

10. Do not add any inflection to the end of your sentences, producing awkward silences with the impression that you'll be saying lebih any moment.
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Guide by Mallory101 posted lebih dari setahun yang lalu
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11. Take him to Victoria's Secret with Alice.
100 ways to annoy Edward Cullen:

1. Tell him Bella has decided to marry Jacob
2. Tell him anda saw Mike Newton romancing Bella on one of thse days he went *camping
3. Imagine him naked while following him around
4. Prance around the house bernyanyi Madonna's 'Like a virgin' at the puncak, atas of your lungs every morning, make sure Bella is around to hear
5. Running it oleh Charlie that Edward has been 'sleeping' with Bella for the past 2 years, at the wedding reception.
6. Smear your blood all over his new car freshener. Blame it on Jacob
7. tampil him the twilight trailer. Ask him if he's thinks that he looks like a pedophile atau if it's just you.
8. Tell him Bella wants to elope with Paul
9. For his birthday give him a $100 McDonalds gift card, and get offended when he tells anda he doesn't eat food.
10. Ask him why he likes watching Bella sleep. Call him a pervert.
11. Take him to Victoria's Secret with Alice.
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Opinion by sensativEmo posted lebih dari setahun yang lalu
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The argument over what's considered to be real musik goes on and on (and on and on).

Jyoti Mishra

How many times have anda been in a pub/club/brothel and heard someone start up the same old speech, pointing at some trance act atau garasi crew and going, "See that? That's not real music! They can't even play their instruments! anda just push a few buttons and it's all done for you." The best reply for this I've found is to simply agree. But occasionally I'll suggest if it really is that easy, why don't they go and have their own hit record? After all, they just need to buy the right bit of gear and push some buttons. Simple, innit?

This war will run and run, and it will always be part of Sound On Sound's letter pages and forum. It was fought before synthesizers ever existed, and it will be fought after they become classical instruments. While this may seem like a bold statement, thanks to my baru saja experiments in twistor field theory, I can now prove my assertion. So if you'd like to stand back a bit, I'll dial in the hypertesseract coordinates...
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Article by Mallory101 posted lebih dari setahun yang lalu
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1. If anda are right handed, anda will tend to chew your food on your right side. If anda are left handed, anda will tend to chew your food on your left side.

2. If anda stop getting thirsty, anda need to drink lebih water. For when a human body is dehydrated, its thirst mechanism shuts off.

3. Chewing gum while peeling onions will keep anda from crying.

4. Your tongue is germ free only if it is pink. If it is white there is a thin film of bacteria on it.

5. The Mercedes-Benz motto is “Das Beste oder Nichts” meaning “the best atau nothing”.


6. The titanic was the first ship to use the SOS signal.

7. The pupil of the eye expands as much as 45 percent when a person looks at something pleasing.

8. The average person who stops smoking requires one jam less sleep a night.

9. Laughing lowers levels of stress hormones and strengthens the immune system. Six-year-olds laugh an average of 300 times a day. Adults only laugh 15 to 100 times a day.
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Opinion by MileySelena982 posted lebih dari setahun yang lalu
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1. We only cry infront of anda when we
a) want anda to comfort us, or
b) can't help it

2. We only wear mini rok when we are single,
not because we do it for you. But not all of us.

3. When we talk about how "hot" guys are, we don't mean it.
Personality is all we care about. But a hot guy's a plus

4. If anda ask us what's wrong and we don't reply... DON'T
ASK AGAIN. We don't atau feel like anda should know, so
forget about it.

5. When we say we're mad, upset, atau angery, belive us.
Because we MEAN it.

6. Do not, I repeat. Do not EVER make our FATHERS
MAD. Just don't go there, okay?

7. If anda think we like to hang out with anda every
waking minute, think twice.

8. Have anda ever thought that we only do the things
we do for you?

9. When anda ask us out, and we say yes, our first date
better be AWESOME. If not, read number 6 again. <3
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Article by awesomebrowny posted lebih dari setahun yang lalu
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There was a VERY picky family and they got on EVERYBODY'S nerves. One hari brother Billy saw sister Lily's wafel just...sitting there.So while she and brother Bob were talking to their mom fighting about who mencuri brother Joe's wafel the other day, so Billy decided to take Lilly's wafel and run. Billy ran as fast as he could into his room shut the door and started to eat the waffles.Billy's dad came in and asked what he was doing...as soon as he saw the wafel he closed the door and berkata "u know u should really try not 2 make a big commotion while stealing waffles,but then again gimmie some."Billy gave dad some wafel and berkata " I should have gotten some syrup 2."Dad berkata no prob i got it*He took out syrup out of his mantel and gave it 2 Billy.* Billy berkata got any....dad cut in and berkata "heres the butter."Out of the blue Lilly came in,face red and screamed"WHO TOOK MY WAFFLES?!?!' Billy and dad ran past Lilly past mom through the dog gate and outside.Dad started 2 panic and berkata "WE FORGOT THE WAFFLES!!!!" Billy berkata a little paniced i'll get 'em but if im not back in 5 menit then call 911"Bill ran inside through the dog gate past mom past Lilly in Billy's room got the...
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Opinion by MileySelena982 posted lebih dari setahun yang lalu
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Never mind the haters. All they do is break anda down. Build yourself up and ignore them. Don't they look so small from up here?

When they make a nasty comment, pretend they aren't there. They'll never get to anda that way. When they kick and scream at other peoples hating komentar about them, don't they look silly?

When they ask why anda like what anda do, ask them why they like what they like. "How's it feel, huh?"

Hater will say many things, some the probably don't mean. But, if someone does hate, ask them, "Why? Why do anda do it? Do anda have nothing else to do with your life?" Just ignore them, they hate that. All the want is attention. And whatever anda do, don't give it to them.

-JC
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Article by TOTALIzzyluver posted lebih dari setahun yang lalu
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Ok so me and my friend cinta the mall but what makes it lebih fun are the following

-When your lost looking for a store ask them in a british accents! here's an example "Pardon me, could anda please point me in the direction of ______" (if u are british do it in a differnt accent like american austraian ect.)

-When anda go into a store adress your friend oleh a differnt name and have a weird personality

-if anda go into one of those store that plays the musik REALLY loud, sing along like there's nobody else in the store but anda and ur friend.

-Have weird conversations about acak things. like terrorists atau something

Have fun with friends at the mall!
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Opinion by shutyourface posted lebih dari setahun yang lalu
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why is it people only have arguement about things
that are famouse HMMMM!
i would prefer to say how crap chocklet cake is
but know it has to be stuff that everyone likes i mean it there was only 1 hari atau a week that nobody
to take the mick atau the biskuit out of anything of stuff like what is better pizza atau burgers

what brings me to the conclusion what is the best
pizza atau burgers

answer the pertanyaan be my fan write a komentar and STICK TO THE saran I HAVE GAVE anda AND PAST IT ON TO ALL YOUR FRIENDS
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Article by Dimka_Roza4eva posted lebih dari setahun yang lalu
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Well....here goes....

So i got up this morning, rolled out of bed, and had a shower. When I got out of the mandi, shower (1 jam later) i yelled at my mom three times, asking her if i could have pikelets for breakfast. She didn't hear me. Then i got ready for for school and walked to the car. I stared at the car door. I asked my mom if the door was locked. I tried to open the door. It opened. I smiled and got in. I looked at myself in the side mirror and wondered why i looked so weird-maybe i needed to brush my hair???. I turned on the radio. i shivered. i turned on the heater. my mom drove me to school. I walked into the school. i sat down against my corridor heater and talked to friends. some one (called some one) walked in and stared at me. i got out my brush. when did i put my brush in my bag??? i started to brush my hair. some one (called some one) stopped staring at me. the class door opened. my friend walked into the class. i followed. i sat at my meja tulis, meja and waited for the bel, bell to ring. i remembered i had cokelat to give to my other friend. i gave the cokelat to them (after chasing them around the school screaming their name). The bel, bell rang. i went back to class. i...
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List by starwarsfangirl posted lebih dari setahun yang lalu
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These are just acak ways to eat my favorit cookies: oreos.
A lot of these sound really weird and gross, but they're actually pretty good.

1. without milk
2. with milk
3. with chocoloate milk
4. with stroberi milk
5. frozen
6. Frozen with milk
7. Frozen with warm milk
8. with honey
9. in ice cream
10. in Frozen yogurt
11. in Frozen yogurt with honey
12. with 7up
13. with kacang butter
14. Frozen with kacang butter
15. Frozen with 7up
16. with kacang mentega and 7up
17. with ceri, cherry 7up
18. Frozen with ceri, cherry 7up
19. Frozen with kacang mentega and ceri, cherry 7up
20. oleh itself

If anda try any of these and like it, please write a komentar and tell me which one(s) anda tried. :)
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Article by Jamie38459 posted lebih dari setahun yang lalu
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Pieyaiyai pieyaiyai pieyaiyai eat them till u cry. [wait 4 about 16 seconds, then do verse 1] The empty pie tins, were 1st known as frisbees, spinning, spinning, they look so dizzy. The tins looks shiny, it reflects the sun, yes bakerys r our number 1! [chorus] Pie ay ay, im a birdie who likes pies, throw little pecks straight down into peoples eyes. Pie ay ay ay, im a birdie who likes pies, keep throwing them at the cogs until they die. [wait about 16 lebih seconds, then start the 2nd verse] Now they have bakeries, so many snacks 2 taste. No, we shouldnt let them go 2 waste. From brownies to cakes, and kue, cookie and pie, colorful, fruitful, yummy snacks oh my! [repeat chorus twice] Pieyaiyai pieyaiyai pieyaiyai eat them till u die. [wait 4 about 30 seconds, then repeat verse 1, after that u repeat the chorus 2 mor times, then wait 4 about 16 mor seconds] Pie ay ay ay, im a birdie who likes pies, eat all the treats, till ur so full u could cry. The end, hope u liked it(and san it rite).
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Article by Jamie38459 posted lebih dari setahun yang lalu
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Piyaiyai, Piyaiyai, Piyaiyai eat them till u cry[reapeat][1st verse] The empty pie tins, were 1st known as frisbees, spinning,spinning it makes me dizzy. They look shiny, reflects toward the sun, yes bakeries, R our number 1. [chorus] Pie ay ay, I'm a birdie who likes pies, throw little pecks, straight down in2 peoples eyes. Pie ay ay, I'm a birdie who likes pies, keep throwin them, at the cogs until they die. [verse 2] Now they have a bakery, they got all of the treats, all of the snacks, look good enough 2 eat. From cakes to brownies, kue, cookie and pie, colorful, fruitful, tasty deserts oh my! [repeat chorus] piyaiyaiyai, piyaiyaiyai, piyaiyai eat them til cry[repeat]. [wait 4 about 30 secs, then repeat verse 1, and then repeat the chorus twice, and then wait 4 about 8 seconds] Pie ay ay, im a birdie who likes pies, eat them all up till ur so full u could cry. THE END, hope u liked it(and sang it rite).
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Opinion by Cantwait4book5 posted lebih dari setahun yang lalu
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I am not obsessed with Justin Bieber nor do I hate him. In just neutral about him. But I am soooooooo fed up with all these people bagging him out!

I just read a pertanyaan on this spot that asked "If anda saw Justin Bieber standing on the puncak, atas of a building getting ready to jump, would anda cry atau scream JUMP FAG JUMP!". I'm sorry but if I saw someone (regardless of who they are) on puncak, atas of a building getting ready to jump off, I would do anything to make them stop.

Why do anda people have grudges against someone who hasn't ever done something bad to anyone anda know atau care about. And people say that he sounds like a chick and that he is a fag but honestly, he doesnt. His voice may be higher than other guys but that doesnt make him a fag.

And anyway, whats wrong with it if he is gay? Adam Lambert is gay and he has millions of fans.

I dont like Justin Bieber but I am fed up of people posting s**t about him!!!!!

Anyone agree???
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Article by Monicaluv posted lebih dari setahun yang lalu
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Cartwheels!!!!!! Lollipops!!!!!!! Srry super bored. Boys!!!!! hey everyone come visit new club called lovin boys. ( if anda like boys) they told me to write a longer artikel so here i go. ummm.... Lovin boys is where anda can talk about your boy crushes and get saran in the Dear monica section. Please gabung this club. Anyone who joins gets 4 pujian and i will become your fan. So please become a fan of this club. Thank anda . LALALALALALALALAL. Hobos for life. haha jk my friends texting signature. Does anyone get as bored as i do? HUMMMMMM..... LALALALLLALlalala. does anyone want to be a fan of me? LALALALALal. BOOOOORRRRREeEEEDDDD!!!!!!! Did anda know someone here knows jb miley and selena gomez.
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List by Delilah_Scruggs posted lebih dari setahun yang lalu
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NOTE: These "facts" have not necessarily been verified. They are just for fun.

1.If anda keep a goldfish in a dark room, it will eventually turn white.

2.San Francisco cable cars are the only National Monuments that move.

3.Topless saleswomen are legal in Liverpool, England, but only in tropical ikan stores.

4.A Wisconsin mesin pengangkat barang, forklift operator for a Miller bir distributor was fired when a picture was published in a newspaper tampilkan him drinking a Bud Light.

5.More people study English in China than speak it in the United States of America (300 million).

6.For every person on earth, there are an estimated 200 million insects.

7.A car traveling 100 mph would take lebih than 29 million years to reach the nearest star.

8.In Cleveland, Ohio, it is illegal to catch mice without a hunting license.

9.Barbie's measurements if she were life size: 39-23-33.

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Opinion by hassleberrygirl posted lebih dari setahun yang lalu
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it was a very warm day.So we decided to go to the park.we were walking in the park and we heared thunder and lighting.We continued walking in the park and its started to rain.We continued to walk in the park and it rained even harder.We continued to walk intill i hit a tree.Then my cell phone rang and anwsered it but no one anwsered.I was scaryed to death.I walked halaman awal with my friends.But i hit another pohon my friends helped me up.but when we got to my house we heared a ghost that berkata GET OUT.My friends all ran out of the house.Then my parents came out from hiding and scaryed the crap out of me and stabbed them with a plastic knife.They laughed at me. it was a funny stroy
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