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posted by Dippicus
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President Kennedy was the fastest acak speaker in the world with upwards of 350 words per minute.

In the average lifetime, a person will walk the equivalent of 5 times around the equator.

Odontophobia is the fear of teeth.

The 57 on Heinz ketchup bottles represents the number of varieties of pickles the company once had.

In the early days of the telephone, operators would pick up a call and use the phrase, "Well, are anda there?". It wasn't until 1895 that someone suggested answering the phone with the
phrase "number please?"

The surface area of an average-sized brick is 79 cm squared.

According...
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posted by BellaCullen96
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Take large objects on the train with you.
Sing songs. Start a round with everyone on the train.
Eat onions and garlic and talk to the people selanjutnya to you.
Sell stuff.
Stand in front of the doorway and glare at people when they try to get by.
Yell to your friends at the other end of the train.
Make fun of other people while they are in hearing distance of you.
Ride the train while drunk. Extra points if anda throw up.
Constantly ask people for directions.
Ask people where they are from.
Ask people where they are going.
Quiz people on the meaning of life.
Start a game of poker. Extra points if it's strip poker....
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posted by BellaSwan636
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 I NOT HAS A PMS!!!!! - k.
I NOT HAS A PMS!!!!! - k.
-Two muffins are sitting in the oven. One says to the other,"Jeez, it's hot in here!" The other one goes,"Aaah!!! Talking muffin!"

-A blonde is driving in her car, past all these fields. Suddenly, she sees a sunflower field with a broken down perahu in the middle, and another blonde is sitting in it, rowing and rowing. The blonde in the car stops, gets out and screams at the other blonde,"It's blondes like you that make blondes like us look bad! I swear, if I could swim, I'd come over there and slap you!"

-A blonde and a brunette are on a road trip. The brunette is driving, and she thinks her indicator...
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1. Stay on the phone with her even if shes not saying anything.

2. When she's mad hug her tight and don't let go.

3. When she says she's ok dont believe it, talk with her.

4. Call her at 12:00am on her birthday to tell her anda cinta her.

5. Call her before anda sleep and after anda wake up

6. Treat her like she's all that matters to you.

7. Tease her and let her tease anda back.

8. Stay up all night with her when she's sick.

9. Watch her favorit movie with her atau her favorit tampil even if anda think its stupid.

10. Give her the world.

11. Let her wear your clothes.

12. Let her know she's important.

13. Kiss...
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posted by breebree446
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* * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * *
EMOTICONS
* * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * *

: ) happy face
:-) just kidding atau happy
:-( depressed atau frowning
(:-( extremely Sad
B-) cool atau sunglasses
:-))) overweight
d:-) a baseball player
:-D laughing
:-P tongue sticking out
:-o surprised
8-o shocked
:-s confused
:- skeptical
:-)' drooling
:-)8 well dressed because of bow tie
8-) glasses
*<|:-) Santa
:-{} big mouth
=:-)= punk rocker with a goatee
:v) big nose
:-# braces
:^) broken nose
:-[#] eating
:<) Ivy League school
:-& tongue tied
:*) drunk
:-'] cold
[(:-)](:-( a toupee and it's windy
:-8 talking out of both...
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posted by ShiningsTar542
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A guy was annoyed oleh his girlfriend.... 'cause she kept on asking for marrying her.
Then he gave her a cute teddy as a forgiveness...But she was still mad so she threw it to the ground in the middle of the street.
And when he was about to pick it up...
A passing car hit him so he was dead..

And in the funeral.. She was crying and holding the teddy tightly..
Suddenly, the teddy spoke and berkata "will anda marry me? The ring is inside me"
She berkata nothing but her boyfriend was back to life and berkata "POO! Surprise!"
She fell and died of shocking..
He died of sadness..
The funeral attendants died too...





















But the teddy lived happily in peace.
 Oops! anda just lost the game.
Oops! You just lost the game.
Give my regards to broadway. o-O

*Insert epic theme song here*

Alright, I'm pretty sure we all know who Spongebob is. The tampil was a funny, crazy, and inventive kids tampil that pretty much EVERYBODY ALIVE has at least heard of.

The tampil had memorable characters, funny comedy that everyone can enjoy, and.......

CHOCOLAAAAAAAAAATEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!! ^____^

But one of my favorit parts of the tampil was the songs, and today we're counting down the best of them!

BECAUSE NOBODY CAN SING BETTER THAN A TALKING SPONGE. ;D

#10. Striped Sweater!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HCs0JGxvQCM

Shots fired.

Seriously,...
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(I'm not going to lie, although I did have this series planned ages ago, fanpop user QueenOfThePika inspired me to finally start it, so kudos to you! ^___^)

(Also, WARNING: SWEARING OUT THE WAZOO! VIEWER DISCRETION ADVISED.)

Alright guys, you've heard me complain about terrible things in the past. Whether it be terrible fan-fictions, god-awful fan-bases, atau even some of the worst video games ever made, those at least all had one thing in common.

THEY WEREN'T OUTRAGEOUSLY POPULAR.

Seriously, this song is EVERYWHERE, and it's downright insulting! And it's not just this song either, there's TONS...
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posted by deathding
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Yep, this is a series now. Yippedikiyay. -___-

Anyways, for the people who've been living under the Earth's core for most of their life, a hater is an immature troll who randomly despises anything they can come across.

And I literally mean anything. :D

And let me just say, IT'S ANNOYING AS HELL. Seriously, I didn't ask for society to be perfect, but haters are EVERYWHERE and they're SO irritating.

It doesn't even matter what the subject is, haters just spaz out whenever the hell they wet their pants atau something.

If they want to hate our opinion, they will. If they want to dislike a YouTube video...
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posted by darktheheghog
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ok this is why u should never mess with a tomboy for one thing NEVER EVER make them wear berwarna merah muda, merah muda atau EVER make them wear skirts but some of them wouldnt really mind if there friends were girly girls anyways the detik thing is that they might get mad if u call a tomboy weak atau stupid atau dumb that includes all u girly girls and the third thing is that if ur dating a tomboy make sure that u like them for who they are and this is for the guys because i might get ur butt kicked if they found out that ur just using them some tomboys has a really bad temper and also u should never make them wear girly...
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posted by iluvsmj
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Man: If I could see anda naked, I'd die happy.
Woman: If I saw anda naked, I'd probably die laughing.

Man: Haven't I seen anda someplace before?
Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.

Man: Is this kursi empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if anda sit down.

Man: Your place atau mine?
Woman: Both. anda go to yours, and I'll go to mine.

Man: So, what do anda do for a living?
Woman: I'm a female impersonator.

Man: hey baby, what's your sign?
Woman: Do not enter.

Man: How do anda like your eggs in the morning?
Woman: Unfertilized.

Man: Your body is like a temple.
Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.

Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Woman: But would anda stay there?

Man: Why aren't anda married yet?
Woman: What? And spoil my great sex life?

Man: Why aren't anda married yet?
Woman:Why aren't anda thin?

Man: Why aren't anda married yet?
Woman: Because having a husband and a child would be redundant.
I thought I might do something and this is what came to mind.....




[Top things disney film have taught us(Part One)]


[The Lion King]

1. Don’t trust an uncle with large black facial hair.

2. Never intentionally scream in an area where a stampede/avalanche/other disaster of that sort might happen.

3. If necessary, anda can survive on bugs.

4. Don’t play in graveyards(is also taught in most zombie/horror movies.)

5. Lions can grow up in about 15 detik just oleh walking across a log.

6. Clouds can speak.

7. Baboon’s always have the catchiest songs.

8. Always treat warthogs with proper respect(refer...
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posted by BlondLionEzel
pproaching Shocker, the infernal army.
The black shadow aims for us,
Protecting the peace of the world.
Go! (x2) Let's Go! The Shining Machine
Rider Jump! Rider Kick!
Masked Rider (x2)
Rider (x2)

Approaching Shocker, the demonic army.
The black shadow aims for our friends,
Protecting the peace of the world.
Go! (x2) Let's Go! The Crimson Muffler
Rider Jump! Rider Kick!
Masked Rider (x2)
Rider (x2)

Approaching Shocker, the terrifying army.
The black shadow aims for our town,
Protecting the peace of the world.
Go! (x2) Let's Go! The Green-colored Helmet
Rider Jump! Rider Kick!
Masked Rider (x2)
Rider (x2)
#5: Miss Puff

Oh dear lord...after her Demolition Doofus performance, she's turned into a monster. She tried to freaking murder Spongebob!

#4: The Bikini Bottomites

These people are from the town of evil. They ruined Spongebob's dream (The Sponge Who Could Fly), Patrick's dream (Sing a Song of Patrick), they treated Squidward like a monster (Giant Squidward), did horrible things to Squidward after Patrick read Spongebob's diary (Little Yellow Book), and many lebih crimes.

#3: Spongebob Squarepants

Spongebob is officially the little yellow devil. He crippled Miss Puff (Demolition Doofus), got a Nudibranch...
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posted by Trinity360
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Yes before anda ask me 'oh my god go to the assassins creed club' there won't be half of the people there to see this post.

So spoiler alert.

This will relate to ac4 and rogue.

So we all know the main protagonists will die later in every game (some oleh murderers and other cause of old age) But the new protagonist die's way earlier then expected, but both of the games are based in the 18th century, and anda can find some 'templar armor' in the Great Iguana hideout. So now I directly propose a theory towards both of the games now. So here is the first clue, Rogue is set between 1752 and 1761 during...
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posted by australia-101
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1. Amazing
2. Awesome
3. Adorable
4. Athletic
5. Artistic
6. Accepting
7. Appreciative
8. Affectionate
9. Admirable
10. Adventurous
11. Accurate
12. Attentive
13. Authentic
14. Aspiring
15. Adoring
16. Agile
17. Astounding
18. Accomplished
19. Alive
20. Active
21. Animated
22. Astonishing
23. Ambitious
24. Beautiful
25. Brave
26. Brilliant
27. Bright
28. Bold
29. Breathtaking
30. Bodacious
31. Bubbly
32. Buff
33. Believable
34. Bewildering
35. Becoming
36. Clever
37. Cool
38. Cute
39. Colorful
40. Courageous
41. Caring
42. Courteous
43. Creative
44. Cheerful
45. Commendable
46. Considerate
47. Classy
48. Classical
49. Cunning
50....
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The iconic Hollywood sign has loomed over the epicenter of American movie making since 1923, and its 87 tahun history includes plenty of interesting tidbits.

The sign read HOLLYWOODLAND from 1923 to 1949.
Each letter originally stood 50 feet (15 m) and 30 feet (9.1 m) wide high, but renovations in 1978 resized the letters to 45 feet (14 m) tall and anywhere from 31 to 39 feet (9.4 to 12 m) wide.
In 1932, Broadway actress Peg Entwistle committed suicide oleh jumping off the letter “H.”
Alice Cooper led the 1978 donation drive to remodel the famous sign. The shock rocker contributed $27,000 of...
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posted by VickyLover_
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hey guys! Many people on facebook asked me how to make facebook Cover Photos. Now on Fanpop, I'm learning anda how to make one! So let's start:

1st Step: Open PiZap. Click link to open it.

2nd Step: After anda finished choosing the background, start adding pictures. anda can use JPEG pictures but use PNG pictures because they're better. anda can cari some PNG pictures on google & other sites.

3rd Step: Now anda can start adding stickers, textures, & anything anda want.

4th Step: After anda added the deatils, save it. & finally anda can customize your FB cover photo!

Question:
- How to save?
Just look above the tools, you'll find "save image" click on it then you'll finish making the cover.

Picture tutorial is below the article.
 After anda opened PiZap Editor, choose a background. I'm choosing this BG.
After you opened PiZap Editor, choose a background. I'm choosing this BG.
 After anda chose a BG, anda can start adding pics, textures, stickers,& more! A reminder, u can use JPEG pictures but use PNG pics because they're better. anda can cari some PNG pictures on Google. I'm using PNG pics on this BG
After you chose a BG, you can start adding pics, textures, stickers,& more! A reminder, u can use JPEG pictures but use PNG pics because they're better. You can search some PNG pictures on Google. I'm using PNG pics on this BG
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posted by bvbmary15
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* Tell her she is beautiful
* Hold her hand at any moment … even if its ust for a second.
* Hug her from behind
* Leave her voice messages to wake up to.
* Wrestle with her :)
* Don’t go hang out with anda ex when she is not with you, anda might not relize how badly it hurts her.
* If youre talking to another girl, when you’re done talking, walk over and hug her and ciuman her….let her know she’s yours and they aren’t.
* Write her notes atau call her just to say “hi”
* Introduce her to your friends … as your girlfriend.
* Play with her hair.
* Pick her up (she loves it)
* Get upset...
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