acak Article: Fake friends compared to Real friends

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posted by Nayeli53

Fake Friends: Never ask for food.
Real Friends: are the reason anda have no food.

Fake Friends: Call your parents Mr/Mrs.
Real Friends: Call your parents Dad/Mom.(Or something along those lines ;] )

Fake Friends: bail anda out of jail and tell anda what anda did was wrong.
Real Friends: Would sit selanjutnya to anda saying "Shoot ... we messed up ... but that was fun!"
Fake Friends: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back.
Real Friends: Keep your stuff so long they forget it's yours.

Fake Friends: know a few things about you.
Real Friends: Could write a book about anda with direct kutipan from you.

Fake Friends: Will leave anda behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
Real Friends: Will kick the whole crowds butt that left you.

Fake Friends: Would knock on your front door.
Real Friends: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME!"

Fake Friends: Are for awhile.
Real Friends: anda cant get rid of.

Fake Friends: will talk crap to the person who talks crap about you.
Real Friends: Will knock the crap out of them.

Fake Friends: Will ask if anda okay when anda fall down.
Real Friends: Will pee on themselves with laughter at your stupidity.

Fake Friends: Laugh when anda laugh for no reason.
Real Friends: Laugh when they find it funny.

Fake Friends: Will read this.
Real Friends: Will steal this, just like i did.

deathding, Tdinoahiscute4 and 6 others like this

taytrain97 Lol, the sad part is that all of that is true about my friends ^^;

reesesdog cake!!!!!!!!!!!

orangeturnip LOTI

E-rock Real Friends: Would sit next to you saying "Shoot ... we messed up ... but that was fun!" Yup. :D

GinnyXHarryluv that is not true!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! i dont care its not!! so if one of ur friends bail u out of jail using THEIR money they're suppsoedlyn bad friends? or in order to prove they're true friends they have to beat up every person who makes fun of you? here r the only ones i agree with: Fake Friends: know a few things about you. Real Friends: Could write a book about you with direct quotes from you. Fake Friends: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing. Real Friends: Will kick the whole crowds butt that left you. Fake Friends: Are for awhile. Real Friends: You cant get rid of

Kiran_Ishtiaq I also have so many fake friends,but still I love them all....And they don't even seem to care

Kiran_Ishtiaq No what i thaught was wrong...I LOVE MY REAL AND FAKE FRIENDS EVEN THEY DON'T DO THE SAME

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5 Things anda can do to annoy your dog atau cat

posted by teamalice_0

1. Get one of those receipts and rub it on your cat until the receipt sticks, and watch them try to get it off. (Works with all cats, and most dogs. And sme receipts are better than others.)

2. Get a cup of water, when your dog atau cat turns away, dip your finger in the water and have one drop of water hit them, but make sure they aren't looking at you.When they took at anda look away until they look awy then repeat.

3. Get another cat atau dog to bug the other!
(Only if anda want two animals!)

4. When your dog atau cat is looking away, clap once and loud. But make sure they aren't looking at you, and anda are facing away.

5.( works better with cats.)
Get a piece of string. tie it so it makes a 'O' big enough so anda can put it on your cat's tail and make him spin trying to get it off.