acak Article: Fake friends compared to Real friends

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posted by Nayeli53

Fake Friends: Never ask for food.
Real Friends: are the reason anda have no food.

Fake Friends: Call your parents Mr/Mrs.
Real Friends: Call your parents Dad/Mom.(Or something along those lines ;] )

Fake Friends: bail anda out of jail and tell anda what anda did was wrong.
Real Friends: Would sit selanjutnya to anda saying "Shoot ... we messed up ... but that was fun!"
Fake Friends: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back.
Real Friends: Keep your stuff so long they forget it's yours.

Fake Friends: know a few things about you.
Real Friends: Could write a book about anda with direct kutipan from you.

Fake Friends: Will leave anda behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
Real Friends: Will kick the whole crowds butt that left you.

Fake Friends: Would knock on your front door.
Real Friends: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME!"

Fake Friends: Are for awhile.
Real Friends: anda cant get rid of.

Fake Friends: will talk crap to the person who talks crap about you.
Real Friends: Will knock the crap out of them.

Fake Friends: Will ask if anda okay when anda fall down.
Real Friends: Will pee on themselves with laughter at your stupidity.

Fake Friends: Laugh when anda laugh for no reason.
Real Friends: Laugh when they find it funny.

Fake Friends: Will read this.
Real Friends: Will steal this, just like i did.

deathding, Tdinoahiscute4 and 6 others like this

taytrain97 Lol, the sad part is that all of that is true about my friends ^^;

reesesdog cake!!!!!!!!!!!

orangeturnip LOTI

E-rock Real Friends: Would sit next to you saying "Shoot ... we messed up ... but that was fun!" Yup. :D

GinnyXHarryluv that is not true!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! i dont care its not!! so if one of ur friends bail u out of jail using THEIR money they're suppsoedlyn bad friends? or in order to prove they're true friends they have to beat up every person who makes fun of you? here r the only ones i agree with: Fake Friends: know a few things about you. Real Friends: Could write a book about you with direct quotes from you. Fake Friends: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing. Real Friends: Will kick the whole crowds butt that left you. Fake Friends: Are for awhile. Real Friends: You cant get rid of

Kiran_Ishtiaq I also have so many fake friends,but still I love them all....And they don't even seem to care

Kiran_Ishtiaq No what i thaught was wrong...I LOVE MY REAL AND FAKE FRIENDS EVEN THEY DON'T DO THE SAME

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Things anda learn from horror film

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Things I’ve learned from watching horror movies

• I learned that if the house anda are living in tells anda to “GO AWAY,” do it. Now.
• If you’re a virgin, stay that way.
• If a killer with a pisau is chasing anda around the house, do NOT go upstairs. Go out the front door, anda idiot!
• For God’s sake, turn on the lights.
• Never membagi, split up.
• Never stoop over to see if the killer is dead. He’s not.
• Never get naked in front of a window.
• Avoid the following geographical locations: Amityville, Elm Street, Crystal Lake, Transylvania, many islands, lover’s lanes, most secluded...

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Fun Things To Say in a Public Restroom

posted by Shelly_McShelly

1. Stick your palm open under the stall dinding and ask your
neighbour, "May I borrow a highlighter?"

2. Say "Uh oh, I knew I shouldn't put my lips on that."

3. Cheer and clap loudly every time somebody breaks the silence
with a bodily function noise

4. Say, "Hmmm, I've never seen that color before."

5. Drop a marble and say, "Oh shoot! My glass eye!"

6. Say "Darn, this water is cold."

7. Grunt and strain real loud for 30 detik and then drop a
cantaloupe into the toilet bowl from a high place and sigh
relaxingly.

8. Say, "Now how did that get there?"

9. Say, "Humus. Reminds me of humus."

10. Fill up a large...

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"learn to fly"

posted by Dreamtime

when anda feel the dream is over...

feel the world is on your shoulders

and anda lost the strength to carry on....~

even though the walls may crumble

and anda find anda always stumble through
remember never to surrender to the dark

Cuz if anda turn another page
you will see that’s not the way
the story has to end
~
and if anda need to find a way back
feel you’re on the wrong track
give it time, you’ll learn to fly

tomorrow is a new day
and anda will find your own way :)

you’ll be stronger with each hari that anda cry
then you’ll learn to fly ~~

in your head, so many questions?...
the truth is your possession...