acak Club
gabung
Fanpop
New Post
Explore Fanpop
posted by Fangirl99
She looked like she was gonna die again

"izzy!"i yelled."what is wrong with you?"

"whats wrong with me?!im not the one on drugs!"

"im not!"

"oh."

"i told you!"


"well,im not the one who says that we are going to texas."

"we are!"i yelled

"jamie,get back into reality."your not going to texas."


"yeah,i am!"

"well,just exactly how are anda gonna get there?"

" woh, i thought. i shouldve thought of that.

"well,"i began."we can take a plane?"

" we? " she asked."im not going anywhere. i mean,how do anda know shes in texas?"

"we dont,"i said."thats why we are going.to find out."

"i dont wanna!" she left the room,and left the house.

i wasnt gonna go without her.
1. When he is asleep, put a CD into the boombox (Example, Raining Men atau Single Ladies) and sing along with it on maximum volume.

2. When he is playing an arcade game, look over his sholder and push a acak button. Make sure he dies in the game.

3. When he tells anda to do something, keep saying "And then" until he does it himself.

4. Put Toki's Teddy beruang with him when he is asleep and tell Toki that Nathan loves it lebih than he does.

5. When he sings during a concert, jump on stage and tackle him yelling "I will, be sure to buy me a white dress." Make sure everyone heard.

6. If he is in the main...
continue reading...
added by orangeturnip
from the movie "the meaning of life"
video
acak
funny
weird
hilarious
crazy
stupid
parody
Leslie Hall is so funny!
video
funny
acak
hilarious
leslie hall
craft talk
gem sweater
okay i decided to do this to prove to all anda twilight pasangan who think that us twihaters are complaining about twilight content when non exsists on here that there is in fact plenty of twilight stuff on here.

I decided to do this after seeing sapherequeen's pertanyaan asking where all the twilight content we were complaining about was.

So anda know i didn't include anything about the war between those who cinta and those who hate twilight atau anything against twilight all this is just twilight stuff okay.

link this is the pertanyaan i am responding to

picks
link

link

link

link

link

link

link

link

link

link...
continue reading...
posted by lexie2635
Alice POV

I got out of the car looking dreadful as ever. My ex-boyfriend, Jake yelled something out at me but I didn’t pay him any attention. When I used to tanggal him, we were the perfect couple, until last tahun after I caught him cheating on me with Ashley, the head cheerleader. I hate her for that. I sat down my English class selanjutnya to Stinky Steve. Of course this is my seat, where else would Ms. Mills put me.

“Alright class, today were going to be menulis to pen pals from london England.” Ms. Mills

What the hek is this? Didn’t we do this in like 4th grade?

“Today anda are going to...
continue reading...
posted by itachifan1
hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi
hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi...
continue reading...
BERLIN (Reuters) – A rubah, fox has been unmasked as the mystery thief of lebih than 100 shoes in the small western German town of Foehren, authorities berkata Friday.

A forest worker stumbled upon shoes strewn near the fox's sarang, den and found a trove of alas kaki down the hole which had recently been stolen overnight from outside locals' front doors.

"There was everything from ladies' shoes to trainers," berkata a local police spokesman. "We've found between 110 and 120 so far. It seems a rubah betina mencuri them for her cubs to play with."

Although many were missing laces, the shoes were in good condition and their owners were delighted to reclaim them, he said, adding that no reprisals were planned against the culprit.
1. We aren’t mind readers!
2. We are not to be used as pawns in trying to make your girlfriends jealous.
3. When anda sleep over never boss me around in tempat tidur unless it is during sex.
4. Smoking is the biggest turn off.
5. It never hurts to work out.
6. If anda don’t want to hear the truth, don’t ask the question.
7. “Fine” atau “whatever” is not an appropriate ending to a conversation.
8. If anda want sex, just ask. (In case anda didn’t already know.)
9. Don’t expect guys to say as many sweet things as they do in the movies. (It takes a lot of guys and their wives to come up with those...
continue reading...
added by xoheartinohioxo
video
the mean kitty
sparta
loki
added by zanesaaomgfan
Source: Windows 7 Vista
posted by Shelly_McShelly
Bill, Jim, and Scott were at a convention together and were sharing a large suite on the puncak, atas of a 75 story sky scraper. After a long hari of meetings they were shocked to hear that the elevators in their hotel were broken and they would have to climb 75 flights of stairs to get to their room. Bill berkata to Jim and Scott, let's break the monotony of this unpleasant task oleh concentrating on something interesting. I'll tell jokes for 25 flights, and Jim can sing songs for 25 flights, and Scott can tell sad stories the rest of the way. At the 26th floor Bill stopped telling jokes and Jim began to sing. At the 51st floor Jim stopped bernyanyi and Scott began to tell sad stories. "I will tell my saddest story first," he said. "I left the room key in the car!"
Almost every week, BBC publishes 10 things we learn every week. Here are the facts from this week.

1. iPhones are not yet sold in China.

2. Margaret Thatcher suffered one Parliamentary defeat as Prime Minister - on Sunday trading laws.

3. English holidaymakers drink an average of eight alcoholic drinks a day.

4. The UK population grew in lebih 2008 than at any time since 1962.

5. Meanwhile, Germany's population is shrinking.

6. West Ham's stadium is really called the Boleyn Ground, not Upton Park.

7. The smell of cut rumput makes people happy.

8. A pint glass lasts an average of only three months.

9. An Englishman sailed to the "New World" only two years after the first European is thought to have landed in Newfoundland.

10. Men in China cannot marry until they are 22.

Hopefully there will be lebih selanjutnya week.
posted by BellaCullen96
Organize a bunch of people in one class to emit a low humming noise, keeping straight faces.
Organize a whole bunch of people to fall off their chairs at the same time.
Organize a whole bunch of people to drop their pencils/pens at a preset time.
Superglue quarters to the floor, count how many people try to pick them up.
Write fake cinta notes and slip them into people's lockers
If someone near anda falls asleep in class, tie their shoelaces to the desk/chair.
Lay a paper towel roll on the floor at the puncak, atas of the steps and give it a kick, making sure you've taped the loose end to the floor already....
continue reading...
added by jlhfan624
Source: 1280x800.com
added by Rodz
Source: desktopnexus
1) Pay the ring bearer a dollar to pick his/her nose during the ceremony.

2) Laugh hysterically the whole time while the vows are being said.

3) Pay the bunga girl a dollar to heap the petals on the floor, and walk in front of the bride with the basket on her head.

4) Play a heavy metal song in your portable CD player during the procession. Make sure anda disabled the piano/organ first.

5) Walk around, handing other guests copies of embarrassing pictures of your cousin, who is the one getting married.

6) Get your best friend to call anda repeatedly during the ceremony. Make sure anda set your ringtone to an irritating tone.

7) Paint yourself purple for the occasion.

8) "Trip" and spill cokelat fondue all over the bride.

9) Put a "kick me, I'm making a stupid pindah oleh getting married" sign on the groom's back.

10) "Invite" a pit bull.
#10 Ask if they have change for a penny.
#9 Have one of your friends hit anda on the back and spit out a piece of white gum atau a tic-tak, this will make people think they broke your tooth.
#8 Go to the mall and ask people if they have change for the payphone. Don't stop until anda have $20 atau more.
#7 If anda have to write a story for English class, write: Once upon a time, The end, and turn it in.
#6 After a lesson, if the teacher ask if there are any questions, ask something completely randon like "Where do bayi come from?"
#5 If the teacher leaves during the middle of a movie, get up and change the channel to Spongebob atau musik videos.
#4 Go around bernyanyi the Free Credit Report.com songs.
#3 Go around hitting people on the head and say: "Could've had a v8."
#2 Get a bra and use it to shoot eggs at people.
#1 When the intercom comes on, drop to your knees and yell, "NO! It's those voices again!
added by xoheartinohioxo
Source: dailysquee.com
added by xoheartinohioxo
Source: icanhascheezburger.com
added by sonicgoth
Source: amy