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posted by Fangirl99

She looked like she was gonna die again

"izzy!"i yelled."what is wrong with you?"

"whats wrong with me?!im not the one on drugs!"

"im not!"

"oh."

"i told you!"

"well,im not the one who says that we are going to texas."

"we are!"i yelled

"jamie,get back into reality."your not going to texas."

"yeah,i am!"

"well,just exactly how are anda gonna get there?"

" woh, i thought. i shouldve thought of that.

"well,"i began."we can take a plane?"

" we? " she asked."im not going anywhere. i mean,how do anda know shes in texas?"

"we dont,"i said."thats why we are going.to find out."

"i dont wanna!" she left the room,and left the house.

i wasnt gonna go without her.

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Leaving {CHAPTER 3}

posted by Yama

I went into my room after being lost in thought. It was only then I felt the sea sickness. Well I was out on the deck for a little too long. Okay now I certainly knew that was a really bad idea. I went for a mandi, shower to see if the heat would shrug off the sickness. I got out of the mandi, shower feeling fresh, but also funny. I heard Emily in my room. I shouted," Emily I'll be right there!"
I heard her calling back,"Okay!". I got into my new dress for I knew makan malam was soon. I may as well put it on now rather than having to do it later, i thought. I seen Emily she was dressed for makan malam too. She was...

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42 Things that will make your parents go crazy

posted by ilovepenguins

42 Things That Will Make Your Parents Go Crazy.

1. Follow them around the house everywhere...

2. Moo when they say your name...

3. Run into walls...

4. Say that wearing clothes is against your religion...

5. Stand over them at four in the morning with a huge grin on your face and say, good morning sunshine...

6. Pluck someone's hair out and yell, "DNA"...

7. Wear a sticker that says, "I'm a retard"...

8. Have 20 imaginary friends that anda talk to all the time...

9. In public yell, "No Mom/Dad, I will not make out with you!!"...

10. Do what they actually tell you...

11. Jump off the roof, trying...

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500 Ways to Annoy your Roommate

posted by Mallory101

1. Smoke jimson weed. Do whatever comes naturally.
2. Switch the sheets on your beds while s/he is at class.
3. Twitch a lot.
4. Talk while pretending to be asleep.
5. Steal a fishtank. Fill it with bir and dump sardines in it. Talk to them.
6. Become a subgenius.
7. Inject his/her Twinkies with a mixture of Dexatrim and MSG.
8. Learn to levitate. While your roommate is looking away, float up out of your seat. When s/he turns to look, fall back down and grin.
9. Speak in tongues.
10. pindah your roommate's personal effects around. Start subtly. Gradually work up to big things, and eventually...

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Digital cg art

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Digital cg art

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Beauty of nature

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Cute binatang

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The 50 Best Things About being Single: For Girls

posted by milorox18

1. anda can do whatever anda damn well please.

2. Shave your legs and the razor is never dull from his face.

3. Not only is your razor not dull, who needs to shave at all now?

4. anda can leave bra and other unmentionables in view.

5. anda can slump around the house in any old thing.

6. anda don't having to think about birth control, calendars atau ovulation. Mother Nature can visit whenever she likes.

7. anda can go out and flirt as much as your jantung desires, without a worry in the world.

8. The toilet kursi issue -- need I say more?

9. Free drinks at bars! Men seem to know when you're single and tend to...

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Ways to Annoy People At An Amusement Park

posted by BellaCullen96

Dress up like one of the photographers and follow people around asking them repeatedly if they would like their picture taken.
Leave large gaps in between anda and the people in front of anda while waiting in line.
Every time anda pass a chain restraint not in use, clip it on and use it to hold back the people behind anda in line.
Ask the person running the roller coaster if someone has recently thrown up on it.
Pretend to freak out on a ride so they stop it to let anda off.
Offer people money for their spots in line . . . Monopoly money.
Speak in Spanish, atau pretend you're deaf and start making rapid...

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What Should I Write My artikel On?

posted by Andolion

I am pondering this question, it is a very difficult one to figure out. I can not seem to think of anything to make an artikel on....

2 Hours Later

Wait I think I have an idea coming on... nope I lost it... wait no I found it again... What if I write an artikel about reasons why anda should do pointe
1. anda get to be taller
2. anda can use them in self defense
3. anda can... what anda don't think that's a good idea... oh well back to the drawing board...

1 jam Later

Ok what about this... What happened when I invested in Eyepatches... hmmm titles to long how about My Eyepatch Investment.... sounds good......

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Think YOU're having a Bad Day?

posted by ShadowFlame

THINK YOU'RE HAVING A BAD DAY. Check out these actual cases:

Fire authorities in California found a corpse in a burned-out section
of forest while assessing the damage done oleh a forest fire. The deceased
male was dressed in a full wet suit, complete with scuba tanks on his
back, flippers, and face mask.

A postmortem test revealed that the man died not from burns, but from
massive internal injuries. Dental records provided a positive
identification. Investigators then set about to determine how a fully
clothed diver ended up in the middle of a forest fire.

It was revealed that on the hari of the...

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Abstract

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Unicorn fantasi

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Jack Dawson - Pimpin' Ain't Easy

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emo cow

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How Girls turn Guys down

posted by McDreamyluva

LOLs!!

HE: I'm a photographer I've been looking for a face like yours!
SHE: I'm a plastic surgeon. I've been looking for a face like yours

HE: May I have the pleasure of this dance?
SHE: No, I'd like to have some pleasure too !

HE: How did anda get to be so beautiful?
SHE: I must have been diberikan your share !

HE: Will anda come out with me this Saturday?
SHE: Sorry! I'm having a headache this weekend !

HE: Go on, don't be shy. Ask me out!
SHE: Okay, get out!

HE: I think I could make anda very happy
SHE: Why? Are anda leaving?

HE: What would anda say if I asked u to marry me?
SHE: Nothing. I can't talk and laugh...

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Qustions u should think about

posted by ilovepenguins

1) If cinta is blind, then why is there lingerie?
2) Why are they called "apartments" if they are all connected?
3) Should anda believe a chronic liar if he admits that he is a chronic liar?
4) Did Adam and Eve have bellybuttons?
5) Why is it that anjing cinta to hang their head out of the car window, but will get mad at anda if anda blow in their face?
6) If all the world is a stage, where is the audience?
7) If a pohon falls in the forest and nobody is there to hear it, does it still make a sound?
8) If pro is the opposite of con, then wouldn't congress be the opposite of progress?
9) If the segi lima, pentagon were...

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25 Creative Ways to say that someone is Stupid

posted by Shelly_McShelly

•    A few clowns short of a circus

•    A few fries short of a Happy Meal

•    A few beers short of a six-pack

•    Dumber than a box of hair

•    A few peas short of a basi, casserole

•    Doesn't have all his cornflakes in one box

•    The wheel's spinning but the hamster's dead

•    One Froot Loop shy of a full bowl

•    A few feathers short of a whole bebek

•    All foam, no beer...

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21 Ways to Amuse Yourself While Driving

posted by Shelly_McShelly

•    Vary your vehicle’s speed inversely with the speed limit.

•    Roll down your windows and blast talk radio. Attempt to head bang.

•    At stop lights, eye the person in the selanjutnya car suspiciously. With a look of fear, lock your doors.

•    Two words: Chicken suit.

•    Write the words “Help me” on your back window in red paint. The lebih it looks like blood, the better.

•    Stop at the green lights.

•    Go at the red ones.

•    Occasionally...

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5 Ways to tick off your princable

posted by Rock_n_Roll671

Okay, I;m not saying anda should ACTUALLY do this, but if u want to, u can, and put in the komentar which ones you're going to try out.
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1. When you're getting a drink of water at the water fountain, and he passes by, get a handfull of water and throw it at the crotch of his pants, and then yell, "HE PEED HIS PANTS!"

2. Run underwear up a flagpoll, solute, and when your princible scolds you, say, "You're just saying that cuz anda hate America."

3. When anda go to the princible's office, and when he asks why anda were sent, say, "I wrote that anda sucked...