acak Article: the search-part 3

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posted by Fangirl99

She looked like she was gonna die again

"izzy!"i yelled."what is wrong with you?"

"whats wrong with me?!im not the one on drugs!"

"im not!"

"oh."

"i told you!"

"well,im not the one who says that we are going to texas."

"we are!"i yelled

"jamie,get back into reality."your not going to texas."

"yeah,i am!"

"well,just exactly how are anda gonna get there?"

" woh, i thought. i shouldve thought of that.

"well,"i began."we can take a plane?"

" we? " she asked."im not going anywhere. i mean,how do anda know shes in texas?"

"we dont,"i said."thats why we are going.to find out."

"i dont wanna!" she left the room,and left the house.

i wasnt gonna go without her.

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Carrot-Parrot

added by Snugglebum

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acak

added by Mallory101

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Annoying People in an Elevator

posted by BellaCullen96

Act like a dog, growl at people.
Announce in a demonic voice: "I must find a lebih suitable host body."
Apply dripping red paint around the edge of the roof hatch. When someone enters, look upwards and whisper "I think they want in..."
Ask each passenger getting on if anda can push the button for them. Press the wrong ones.
Ask everyone what they made for their side dish.
Ask someone to take your temperature, then turn around and bend over.
Ask, "did anda hear that cable snapping sound?"
Attempt to hypnotize the other passengers.
Bet the other passengers anda can fit a quarter in your nose.
Blow spit...

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The Cannibalistic ikan

added by axlluver43

Seriously, if a ikan wants to eat a fish, is that cannibalism for another species

video

funny

acak

ikan

mcdonalds

commercial

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HOW WE GO OUT VERSION 2 oleh Leslie Hall

added by fanfly

Again with the fun!

video

funny

acak

weird

leslie hall

musik video

hilarious

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Double Dare

added by Office_001

again another Mitchel Daivs vid.

video

hilarious

acak

funny

crazy

weird

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mawar :)

added by PoddoChan

Source: DeviantART.com and The Internet

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selena gomez

added by PoddoChan

Source: The Internet

My couson

added by sexybaby9087

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Random?

added by Galbraith

stupid jingle bells verse

posted by Omigosh122

Going thru the snow,

on a pair of broken skii's,

jumpin over houses!

And bashing into trees!

The snow is bloody-red,

Santa's almost dead!

Cuz a little racoon took his gun

and shot 'em in the head!

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Digital cg art

added by Rodz

Source: wallcoo.net

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63 Ways to Piss Off a Cop

posted by milorox18

1. When anda get pulled over, say “What’s wrong, ossifer, there’s no blood in my alcohol?”

2. When he asks why anda were speeding, tell him anda wanted to race.

3. When he talks to you, pretend anda are deaf.

4. If he asks if anda knew how fast anda were going, say no, my speedometer only goes to……

5. Ask if anda can see his gun.

6. When he says anda aren’t allowed, tell him I just wanted to see if mine was bigger.

7. Touch him.

8. When he asks why anda were speeding, tell him anda had to buy a hat.

9. Ask him where he bought his cool hat.

10. Refer to him oleh his first name.

11. Pretend anda are gay...

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Funny Bumper Sticker Quotes...

posted by Mallory101

" Watch out for the idiot behind me!"
Moooooove, I'm trying to speed!
If you're rich, I’m single!
0-60 in 15 minutes!
A clean car is a sign if sick mind.
100% Irony Free
Adrenalin is my drug of choice.
Adults are just kids with money.
Baby on bored
HOME SCHOOL. Smarter than ever.
I talk to strangers
I Think Feminists Are Cute!
Keep honking, I am reloading!
Pain is inevitable misery is optional.
To All anda Virgins: Thanks For Nothing.
Tennis players have fuzzy balls.
Your honor student deals the best drugs.

The fastest way to a fisherman's jantung is through his fly
Stupidity is not a crime so you’re...

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18 Fun Things to do in a Final Exam That Does not Matter (ie, anda are going to fail no matter what)

posted by slytherin360

found this on the net:

18 Fun Things To Do In A Final That Does Not Matter (i.e. anda are going to fail the class completely no matter what anda get on the final exam)

1) Get the copy of the exam, run out screaming "Andre, Andre, I've got the secret documents!"

2) Talk the entire way through the exam. Read pertanyaan aloud, debat your jawaban with yourself out loud. If asked to stop, yell out, "I'm SOOO sure anda can hear me thinking." Then start talking about what a jerk the instructor is.

3) Bring cheerleaders.

4) Walk in, get the exam, sit down. About five menit into it, loudly say to the...

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24 Fun Things To Do on the Elevator

posted by slytherin360

Found this on the net:

24 Fun Things To Do In An Elevator

1. Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering: "Shut up, dammit, all of anda just shut UP!"

2. Whistle the first seven notes of "It's a Small World" incessantly.

3. Crack open your tas kantor, tas atau purse, and while peering inside ask: "Got enough air in there?"

4. Offer name tag to everyone getting on the elevator. Wear yours upside-down.

5. Stand silent and motionless in the corner, facing the wall, without getting off.

6. When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act embarrassed when they...

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Annoying Things To Say To Other People

posted by BellaCullen96

Check out this infected canker sore in my mouth!
I work for the IRS.
Have anda ever tried cat meat?
I don't know why I ate it - liver and onions always gives me gas.
I just had a proctological exam - wow, worth every penny!
The last time my head rang like this I woke up with a dead man selanjutnya to me!
I puked on the last person who flew selanjutnya to me.
My butt reeeally itches!
Would anda look at the size of the hair I just yanked out of my nose!
My psychiatrist says that flying helps offset my desire to mutilate small, defenseless, woodland creatures.
The last guy who ignored me is still on a respirator....

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Brother & Sister

added by SylarNight

Source: made oleh SylarNight

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acak food

added by Rodz

Source: desktopnexus

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How Are anda Peeling?

added by knight_princess

Source: Saxton Freeman