1) If cinta is blind, then why is there lingerie?
2) Why are they called "apartments" if they are all connected?
3) Should anda believe a chronic liar if he admits that he is a chronic liar?
4) Did Adam and Eve have bellybuttons?
5) Why is it that anjing cinta to hang their head out of the car window, but will get mad at anda if anda blow in their face?
6) If all the world is a stage, where is the audience?
7) If a pohon falls in the forest and nobody is there to hear it, does it still make a sound?
8) If pro is the opposite of con, then wouldn't congress be the opposite of progress?
9) If the segi lima, pentagon were run oleh women, would missiles be shaped differently?
10) How do anda plan a surprise birthday party for a psychic?
11) If your kursi can become a floatation device, why can't the airplane become a boat?
12) Isn't a "free gift" redundant?
13) Why do people say it's a nice hari in summer but complain it's way too hot?
13) If a Smurf is choking what color does he turn?
14) Many builders refuse to have a 13th floor. Why aren't book publishers afraid to have a Chapter 11?
15) Why do we park on driveways and drive on parkways?
16) Why is a completed building still called a "building" since it's already built?
17) Why sterilize the equipment used to administer a lethal injection?
18) How can there be self-help groups?
19) What was the best thing before they invented sliced bread?
20) Why is that domba don't shrink when it rains?
21) If a 24 jam convenience store is open 24 hours per day, 365 days per year, why are there locks on the doors?
22) Why does the term "wind up" mean both start and end?
23) If the word for lebih than one angsa is geese, then why aren't groups of moose called meese?
24) Did anda know that Evian spelled backwards is naïve?
25) If zaitun oil comes from smashed olives, how do they make baby oil?
26) If it is true that practice makes perfect, and also true that nobody is perfect, why bother practicing?
27) Are vegetarians allowed to eat animal crackers?
28) How do anda know if asam cream has expired?
29) Why are there no Preparations A-G?
30) Do caskets come with a lifetime warranty?
31) Why are they called marbles if they are made from glass?
32) Ever notice that people who talk to God are saying prayers, but those that God talks to are crazy?
33) Why do people insist on stating things that "go without saying"?
34) Does the military have any misguided missiles?
35) Are all shifts at the cemetery considered graveyard shifts?
36) Do modern hari witches run spell check before they cast their spells?
37) Do putri duyung wear algebras?
38) How can there be civil war?
39) Do astronauts with sweaty feet get "missile toe"?
40) If people have nightmares, what do kuda call their scary dreams?
41) Do anda get to keep the time anda save?
42) If time heals all wounds, then explain belly buttons.
43) Why do bars have parking lots if it is illegal to drink and drive?
44) How do they treat people who become addicted to therapy?
45) Why do they call it "rush hour" when the traffic is so slow?
46) If it is illegal to shoot them, why do they call it "tourist season"?
47) Why aren't moustaches called "mouthbrows"?
48) Why does the sun make our hair light and our skin dark?
49) Why does menit nasi, beras have to cook for 15 minutes?
50) Why aren't wiseguy and wiseman the same thing?
51) How do anda slam revolving doors?
52) If anda put food colouring in a potato seed will the potato grow purple?
53) If an jeruk, orange is jeruk, orange and called an orange, why is a bannana yellow and not called a yellow?
2) Why are they called "apartments" if they are all connected?
3) Should anda believe a chronic liar if he admits that he is a chronic liar?
4) Did Adam and Eve have bellybuttons?
5) Why is it that anjing cinta to hang their head out of the car window, but will get mad at anda if anda blow in their face?
6) If all the world is a stage, where is the audience?
7) If a pohon falls in the forest and nobody is there to hear it, does it still make a sound?
8) If pro is the opposite of con, then wouldn't congress be the opposite of progress?
9) If the segi lima, pentagon were run oleh women, would missiles be shaped differently?
10) How do anda plan a surprise birthday party for a psychic?
11) If your kursi can become a floatation device, why can't the airplane become a boat?
12) Isn't a "free gift" redundant?
13) Why do people say it's a nice hari in summer but complain it's way too hot?
13) If a Smurf is choking what color does he turn?
14) Many builders refuse to have a 13th floor. Why aren't book publishers afraid to have a Chapter 11?
15) Why do we park on driveways and drive on parkways?
16) Why is a completed building still called a "building" since it's already built?
17) Why sterilize the equipment used to administer a lethal injection?
18) How can there be self-help groups?
19) What was the best thing before they invented sliced bread?
20) Why is that domba don't shrink when it rains?
21) If a 24 jam convenience store is open 24 hours per day, 365 days per year, why are there locks on the doors?
22) Why does the term "wind up" mean both start and end?
23) If the word for lebih than one angsa is geese, then why aren't groups of moose called meese?
24) Did anda know that Evian spelled backwards is naïve?
25) If zaitun oil comes from smashed olives, how do they make baby oil?
26) If it is true that practice makes perfect, and also true that nobody is perfect, why bother practicing?
27) Are vegetarians allowed to eat animal crackers?
28) How do anda know if asam cream has expired?
29) Why are there no Preparations A-G?
30) Do caskets come with a lifetime warranty?
31) Why are they called marbles if they are made from glass?
32) Ever notice that people who talk to God are saying prayers, but those that God talks to are crazy?
33) Why do people insist on stating things that "go without saying"?
34) Does the military have any misguided missiles?
35) Are all shifts at the cemetery considered graveyard shifts?
36) Do modern hari witches run spell check before they cast their spells?
37) Do putri duyung wear algebras?
38) How can there be civil war?
39) Do astronauts with sweaty feet get "missile toe"?
40) If people have nightmares, what do kuda call their scary dreams?
41) Do anda get to keep the time anda save?
42) If time heals all wounds, then explain belly buttons.
43) Why do bars have parking lots if it is illegal to drink and drive?
44) How do they treat people who become addicted to therapy?
45) Why do they call it "rush hour" when the traffic is so slow?
46) If it is illegal to shoot them, why do they call it "tourist season"?
47) Why aren't moustaches called "mouthbrows"?
48) Why does the sun make our hair light and our skin dark?
49) Why does menit nasi, beras have to cook for 15 minutes?
50) Why aren't wiseguy and wiseman the same thing?
51) How do anda slam revolving doors?
52) If anda put food colouring in a potato seed will the potato grow purple?
53) If an jeruk, orange is jeruk, orange and called an orange, why is a bannana yellow and not called a yellow?
Are anda embarrassed of dental brace?
Well this how teeth were remodeled/fixed in 18th century
Number Two-
Looks like scene from "50 Shades Of Grey" but believe me they tried to treat Scoliosis
Number Three-
That's how doctor used to treat mentally ILL
(Bodies wrapped in sack like thing)
Number Four-
This lady posed for a photograph, displaying her artificial leg , but was too embarrassed to tampil her face.
Number Five-
Before using anesthetics all anda got for surgery from doctors, if got something at all, was a little ether
Number Six-
Back then it was an invalid cart
Number Seven-
Physical therapy looked totally different than now
Number Eight-
These cute bayi were treated for winter rickets at an orphanage in 1925
Number Nine-
"Birthing Chair" looked quite terrible that days
My geekness for Freddy Krueger
My unhealthy obsession with online menulis
The fact I’m Canadian
I NEVER had a girlfriend. Ever.
My pride in being Irish.
The way I hardly ever actually WATCH mlp, yet have the nerve to go to all those sites and write my own series for it
The fact I am OBSESSED with Packie McReary and he’s at least used ONCE, in EVERY gta fan fiction of mine
I hate Death metal, but yet I cinta Korn
I have almost EVERY eminem album
I LIKE Rob Drydek and Adam Standler
I never seen Sons of Anarchy (and yet it’s EVERYTHING I like these days, killing, guns, and.. Well.. Guns).
I STILL watch Spongebob sometimes
I DON’T play hockey
I have NO friends these days, I have no life outside this site
i have ADHD
I secretly watch porn, but yet I whine about Rule34 shit
I think I’m funny. But really I'm just overly sarcastic.
I’m think I’m cool
The fact having a GOOD evil laugh is important in my view
My unhealthy obsession with online menulis
The fact I’m Canadian
I NEVER had a girlfriend. Ever.
My pride in being Irish.
The way I hardly ever actually WATCH mlp, yet have the nerve to go to all those sites and write my own series for it
The fact I am OBSESSED with Packie McReary and he’s at least used ONCE, in EVERY gta fan fiction of mine
I hate Death metal, but yet I cinta Korn
I have almost EVERY eminem album
I LIKE Rob Drydek and Adam Standler
I never seen Sons of Anarchy (and yet it’s EVERYTHING I like these days, killing, guns, and.. Well.. Guns).
I STILL watch Spongebob sometimes
I DON’T play hockey
I have NO friends these days, I have no life outside this site
i have ADHD
I secretly watch porn, but yet I whine about Rule34 shit
I think I’m funny. But really I'm just overly sarcastic.
I’m think I’m cool
The fact having a GOOD evil laugh is important in my view
And don't forget to leave suggestions in the comments! :)
Pretend powers-
1.) get some thin string that looks invisible.
2.) tie it to some thing like paper, a piece of cardboard atau a card stock door sign.
3.) lightly tie other end of string to ur finger. Hold ur hand like zac from mako putri duyung does when he's using his powers.
4.) when people are looking, start to pull lightly while using ur "powers" to pull the object.
anda can amaze people with this. I've wanted to do this stuff for a long time.
Moon pool-
1.) get a kiddie pool ( plastic atau inflatable ).
2.) put rocks about 5 in. big around the side of the pool. ( if it's inflatable u don't have to do this. )
3.) fill pool with water and pack sand around the sides of the pool if u put rocks on the sides.
4.) put on ur tail and sit in the pool. Enjoy!!!
Thank u everyone for membaca this artikel and I hope it works for everyone that read it.
1.) get some thin string that looks invisible.
2.) tie it to some thing like paper, a piece of cardboard atau a card stock door sign.
3.) lightly tie other end of string to ur finger. Hold ur hand like zac from mako putri duyung does when he's using his powers.
4.) when people are looking, start to pull lightly while using ur "powers" to pull the object.
anda can amaze people with this. I've wanted to do this stuff for a long time.
Moon pool-
1.) get a kiddie pool ( plastic atau inflatable ).
2.) put rocks about 5 in. big around the side of the pool. ( if it's inflatable u don't have to do this. )
3.) fill pool with water and pack sand around the sides of the pool if u put rocks on the sides.
4.) put on ur tail and sit in the pool. Enjoy!!!
Thank u everyone for membaca this artikel and I hope it works for everyone that read it.
I made a new friend yesterday at my high school.His name is Anthony and we have some things in common which is great!
I'm so glad we met each other.Tomorrow I'll hang out with him again and maybe go to his place.He actually lives right across the jalan, street from me.So that means we get to walk to school together!!
Friendship is a great thing in life,and I'm glad I have a new friend to be with and chat with.My mom and dad always knew I could do it and I also thought that I would meet someone.
anda could also make a friend and maybe anda have something in common with that person.And who knows maybe your new friend lives right oleh you,if not at least anda still see them atau talk to them. :)
I'm so glad we met each other.Tomorrow I'll hang out with him again and maybe go to his place.He actually lives right across the jalan, street from me.So that means we get to walk to school together!!
Friendship is a great thing in life,and I'm glad I have a new friend to be with and chat with.My mom and dad always knew I could do it and I also thought that I would meet someone.
anda could also make a friend and maybe anda have something in common with that person.And who knows maybe your new friend lives right oleh you,if not at least anda still see them atau talk to them. :)