acak Club
gabung
Fanpop
New Post
Explore Fanpop
posted by ilovepenguins
1) If cinta is blind, then why is there lingerie?
2) Why are they called "apartments" if they are all connected?
3) Should anda believe a chronic liar if he admits that he is a chronic liar?
4) Did Adam and Eve have bellybuttons?
5) Why is it that anjing cinta to hang their head out of the car window, but will get mad at anda if anda blow in their face?
6) If all the world is a stage, where is the audience?
7) If a pohon falls in the forest and nobody is there to hear it, does it still make a sound?
8) If pro is the opposite of con, then wouldn't congress be the opposite of progress?
9) If the segi lima, pentagon were run oleh women, would missiles be shaped differently?
10) How do anda plan a surprise birthday party for a psychic?
11) If your kursi can become a floatation device, why can't the airplane become a boat?
12) Isn't a "free gift" redundant?
13) Why do people say it's a nice hari in summer but complain it's way too hot?
13) If a Smurf is choking what color does he turn?
14) Many builders refuse to have a 13th floor. Why aren't book publishers afraid to have a Chapter 11?
15) Why do we park on driveways and drive on parkways?
16) Why is a completed building still called a "building" since it's already built?
17) Why sterilize the equipment used to administer a lethal injection?
18) How can there be self-help groups?
19) What was the best thing before they invented sliced bread?
20) Why is that domba don't shrink when it rains?
21) If a 24 jam convenience store is open 24 hours per day, 365 days per year, why are there locks on the doors?
22) Why does the term "wind up" mean both start and end?
23) If the word for lebih than one angsa is geese, then why aren't groups of moose called meese?
24) Did anda know that Evian spelled backwards is naïve?
25) If zaitun oil comes from smashed olives, how do they make baby oil?
26) If it is true that practice makes perfect, and also true that nobody is perfect, why bother practicing?
27) Are vegetarians allowed to eat animal crackers?
28) How do anda know if asam cream has expired?
29) Why are there no Preparations A-G?
30) Do caskets come with a lifetime warranty?
31) Why are they called marbles if they are made from glass?
32) Ever notice that people who talk to God are saying prayers, but those that God talks to are crazy?
33) Why do people insist on stating things that "go without saying"?
34) Does the military have any misguided missiles?
35) Are all shifts at the cemetery considered graveyard shifts?
36) Do modern hari witches run spell check before they cast their spells?
37) Do putri duyung wear algebras?
38) How can there be civil war?
39) Do astronauts with sweaty feet get "missile toe"?
40) If people have nightmares, what do kuda call their scary dreams?
41) Do anda get to keep the time anda save?
42) If time heals all wounds, then explain belly buttons.
43) Why do bars have parking lots if it is illegal to drink and drive?
44) How do they treat people who become addicted to therapy?
45) Why do they call it "rush hour" when the traffic is so slow?
46) If it is illegal to shoot them, why do they call it "tourist season"?
47) Why aren't moustaches called "mouthbrows"?
48) Why does the sun make our hair light and our skin dark?
49) Why does menit nasi, beras have to cook for 15 minutes?
50) Why aren't wiseguy and wiseman the same thing?
51) How do anda slam revolving doors?
52) If anda put food colouring in a potato seed will the potato grow purple?
53) If an jeruk, orange is jeruk, orange and called an orange, why is a bannana yellow and not called a yellow?
added by mina27
"When There's Nothing Left"


When there's nothing left to give
I will give anda lebih than I ever gave before
When there's nothing left left to say
I'll say it all again, but until then...

And I'll give anda my heart, say I cinta you
Say I cinta you
And I'll give anda my heart, say I cinta you
Oh, cause I do, Jesus

No musik to play so I sing anda my own song
Come on and sing along
When there's nothing that remains
anda still stay the same
You're looking so strong

And I'll give anda my heart, say I cinta you
Say I cinta you
And I'll give anda my heart, say I cinta you
Oh, cause I do

And I'll give anda my heart, say I cinta you
I'm gonna, I'm gonna say I cinta you
And I'll give anda my heart, say I cinta you
Oh, cause I do, sweet Jesus

When there's nothing left to give
I will give anda lebih than I ever gave before

I'm gonna give anda my heart
I'm gonna give anda my jantung
1- eye contact , if anda notice him staring a lot at anda ..like lebih than 5 times in the same hari .(unless anda got a stain on your shirt)
2- if anda and him were in the same area , he would be with anda in every where anda walk to ( like a party atau a konser ..etc)
3- he would sit selanjutnya to anda in your class ( unless hes too shy )
4- he would scream atau laugh out loud to get your attention .
5- he would kill to be your lab partner at school .
6 - if he says to anda hi and hes all too sweaty , make sure hes nervous and that means he likes you.
7-if anda drop something , he would be the first to get it for...
continue reading...
posted by Gretute2772
1.Most sepakbola players run 7 miles in a game.
2.The only 2 binatang that can see behind itself without turning its head are the rabbit and the parrot.
3.Whip makes a cracking sound because its tip moves faster than the speed of sound.
4.It cost 7 million dollars to build the titanic and 200 million to make a film about it.
5.When hippos are upset, their sweat turns red.
6.Every time anda sneeze some of your brain cells die.
7.Your left lung is smaller than your right lung to make room for your heart.
8.Laughing lowers levels of stress hormones and strengthens the immune system. Six-year-olds laugh an...
continue reading...
posted by CoaxochYJ
My suicide note that I threw away cuz of my awesome friends and life I wanted to keep.

To the friends, I call my family,

By the time anda read this letter, I will be only a faded memory.

A corpse on the cold bathroom floor.

It is too late for me now, and I know it.

Even as I write this letter I can feel the life draining out of me.

But I feel it, so that's something, right?

I have been dead for a while now, though anda may not have noticed.

I died the night I couldn't cinta you, my love.

I loved anda with everything.

My heart, my body and soul.

I am sorry I wasn't good enough for you.

At least you're happy....
continue reading...
I just wanna say that I didn't wright this, I just reposted it. so I take on credit AT ALL

1. Take someone's shopping gerobak, keranjang and switch the items with stuff from the person selanjutnya to them's cart
2. Walk up to complete strangers and say, "Hi! I haven't seen anda in so long!..." etc. See if they play along to avoid embarrassment
3. Smash the person in front of anda on the head with a ham
4. Go up to some old geezer & say "Grandpa!!! You're ALIVE!!! It's a MIRACLE!!! etc."
5. Take something from someone else's cart, when they say "hey, that's mine! " call the security and say that the other ... person...
continue reading...
added by BlondLionEzel
Source: google
These are my puncak, atas 15 LEAST favorit artis and just like with my puncak, atas 15 favorit artis daftar I'm only basing this off who they are as a person, but I will talk about their talent as well. I will also tell anda how attractive I think these people are because there are very few on here I find ugly and some I find very attractive, I'm just going to mention it just to tampil that I'm not biased like some people. This one person who did a daftar like this pretty much just berkata they were all ugly and even compared them to animals. Anyway, this is my daftar and please keep in mind this is just my...
continue reading...
added by WolfHeart23
Source: internet
added by fatoshleo
Source: @fatoshleo
added by Bananaaddict
posted by invadercalliope

Just killing time until the world ends.
Rika Furude (Higurashi no Naku Koro ni)

◦Friends are nothing lebih than the the people who anda spend the fun yet meaningless times with. When those times get rough, they aren't there to support you.
Ryuuguu Rena (Higurashi no Naku Koro ni)
"I will live past June 1983, and then I am going to grow much taller, my breasts are going to get bigger. I'm not going to stay in a child's body for the rest of my life!"
"It's so cute, I want to take it home!"

"Omochiikaeri~!"

"Friends. Those companions anda speak of are only friends during those fun, yet unimportant...
continue reading...
posted by BellaCullen96
Accuse people of "glue sniffing addictions" in public.
Add blank entries to a list, to make it look like it's longer.
Adjust the tint on your TV so that all the people are green, and insist to others that anda "like it that way."
After visiting the local donut shop, sit on the floor cross-legged and insist in a childish voice that anda haven't received enough cokelat sprinkles.
Announce when you're going to the bathroom.
Answer every pertanyaan with another question. As soon as one of anda says a statement instead of a question, shout "I win!".
Any time a member of the opposite sex tries to talk to...
continue reading...
Okay so here's Part 2 :)

21.
Name: Keir O'Donnell (Actor)
From: Paul Blart: Mall Cop
Character: Veck
Attraction: Just everything - he's very beautiful



22.
Name: Tom Chambers (Actor)
From: Waterloo Road
Character: Max Tyler
Attraction: His lovely eyes

link

23.
Name: Jack dipan yg dpt dijadikan tempat tidur, davenport (Actor)
From: Pirates Of The Caribbean 1-3
Character: James Norrington
Attraction: His smile and actually just him in general - he's like a prince lol



24.
Name: Jonas Armstrong (Actor)
From: Robin Hood
Character: Robin Hood
Attraction: His cheeky smile and I like his accent too



25.
Name: Ed Westwick (Actor)
From:...
continue reading...
posted by d3ath_3at3r
In a pub kuis the other hari I lost oleh one point. The pertanyaan was, "where do women mostly have curly hair?" Apparently, it's Africa.


One of the other pertanyaan was to name two things commonly found in cells.
It appears that Nigerians and Jamaicans is not the correct answer.


I've heard that apel, apple has scrapped their plans for the new children's iPod, after realizing that iTouch Kids is not a good product name.


There's a new Muslim clothing toko that opened in Toronto but I've been banned from it, after asking to look at some pembom, pengebom jackets.


You can say lots of bad things about pedophiles,...
continue reading...
1.    “I came all the way to school before I realized I still had my pyjamas on, and had to go halaman awal and change”

2.    “When I got here my teacher wasn’t in the classroom so I went out looking for him/her”

3.    “I was abducted oleh aliens for experimental purposes. I have been gone for 50 years, but fortunately in Earth time it was only (insert how late anda are here)”

4.    “I invented a time machine that took me meneruskan, ke depan to my exam results. I saw that I got straight A’s, so I thought I might as well...
continue reading...
added by Blaze1213IsBack
Saturday Night Live skit where Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson invents a child molesting robot. I didn't know about this until today.
video
added by suck_toad
fanpop doesn't like my long description. Read the keterangan here: link
video
meme
kahoot
classroom
yay
awesome
why
musik