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posted by JoannaVonDoom
A
is for Arteries.
anda know, the things that your ex-girlfriend ripped out because she really didn't care for anda anda twit she was only after your money and could have diberikan a shit about you.

B
is for Bitter. Who, me?? No way. I really hope things between them do work out. I hope they get married and have 2 children that are little devils and her hips get huge and his eyebrows finally grow completely together and they get fat and old together and then DIE!!

C
is for Call ya later.She won't. She never has before.

D
is for Dumped. Does D need to be explained?

E
is for Eating like a pig. Remember when anda took her out and she berkata "I'm not hungry" so anda figured anda could take her to a nice place because anda were able to afford a nice meal at this fine restaurant. Then she ate lebih than your Uncle Roy (you remember Uncle Roy the one with the mustard stains on everything). So anda flip the bill and are broke for the selanjutnya two weeks and she wonders why anda were unable to call her that week and go see movies.

F
is for Friends. That is what she just wants to be. As if anda can even stand to look at her.

G
is for Gun. And yes there is a waiting period.

H
is for Horny. Remember when she looked nice and even had a personality? Well, anda figure it out.

I
stands for I still hate her. Odds are I always will, unless she calls me and offers me favors.

J
stands for Jim. This is her new boyfriend. Doesn't Jim have a nice car ? Doesn't Jim have a good job? Why does Jim want to tanggal her? I think Jim could do much better. I hate Jim. Jim is my mortal enemy.

K
stands for Kill.

L
is for Love. It's a great euphoric feeling that exists between two people and is shared upon oleh both parties.

L
is also for Lunatic. Lunatics are crazy. Lunatics are the last people that actually believe in love.

M
stands for Mephistophiles. That is who she worked for.

N
stands for Necropheliac. She didn't pindah very much, did she?

O
is for On top. When on puncak, atas she has another O word.

P
is for Pill. She berkata she was on it. She lied. She is now sueing anda for a few hundred bucks a month.

Q
is for Quitter. She couldn't last.

R
is for Rich little Bitch. She bought my cinta but I paid for it.

S
stands for Suffer. That's what she made me do.

T
is for torture. Torture is what she did. She tortured anda with the truth. She also tortured anda with lies.

U
is for Understatement. Saying anda hate that menggerutu, jalang is an understatement.

V
is for Voluptuous. That is the primamry reason anda were dating her in the first place.

W
stands for Whine. She was a pro at this.

X
is for Xylophone. Because X is always for xylophone.

Y
stands for anda suck! Remember when she yelled that at you.

Z
stands for ZIPPER. This is what anda got your hair stuck in while trying to get dressed too quickly while she yelled "QUICK! They're home!"

.
stands for period. Which is a couple of weeks late, because she lied to anda about taking what P stands for. It also means anda won't get any for a week.
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posted by hetaliaitaly
He came into my life
when I was just a little boy
I was happy and young
And then he changed my world

One night I was in bed
And he came to say goodnight
except he took a little longer
before he turned out the light

He really hurt me that night
And I didn't know what to do
I thought it happened to most
well every little boy and girl

I lay in tempat tidur that night
Hurting inside and out
tears streaming down my face
I tried hard not to shout out

I put that tragic night
to the back of my head
playing games at school
there was nothing to be said

A tahun had passed along
and then it happened again
My mum was out at work
it was...
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posted by XxKeithHarkinxX
6:48pmXxKeithHarkinxX:
Yo.
6:49pmjnrm:
suppers!
6:49pmXxKeithHarkinxX:
Being depressed
6:50pmjnrm:
fun times, i can tell from yur roblox stats
6:51pm
dude! i found some really cute clothes on roblox!
6:52pmXxKeithHarkinxX:
give meh da link
6:53pmjnrm:
Well a few of the shirts are cute i guess link
i like the jantung one with suspenders
6:54pmXxKeithHarkinxX:
i buy her clotehs all teh time XD
6:54pmjnrm:
Oh XD Lol
6:54pmXxKeithHarkinxX:
Eeeeeyup
6:59pmjnrm:
do anda know anyone that has my style?
6:59pmXxKeithHarkinxX:
besides me //killed
6:59pmjnrm:
kk
7:00pm
thx
7:00pmXxKeithHarkinxX:
anytime.
7:00pmjnrm:
i cant find them on...
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posted by Flutey_Girl96
Every male human spent the first six to eight weeks in the womb as a female, as the Y chromosome doesn't kick in until then. It is in this time period that breasts begin to develop, which is why men and boys have nipples (I think this may be the same for many mammals, such as dogs).

It took Leonardo da Vinci ten years to perfect Mona Lisa's lips. Also, using x-rays, it was discovered that there are three completely different versions under the Mona Lisa. Another one about this painting: The Mona Lisa has no eyebrows.

There is no emas in the Australian "gold" coin.

A cat has 32 muscles in each...
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posted by Thecharliejay
Dear God,

I have a special offer for anda today.

Today's special offer is a used Lady Gaga AND a clean, unused Justin Bieber for the whopping price of only ONE Kurt Cobain! That's right God, trade our 2 *cough* most valued artists for only ONE Kurt Cobain!

But wait!-

If anda bring back Kurt within the next 30 minutes, anda also get a FREE complete and PURE set of the Jonas Brothers with it!

*Payment with Visa, MasterCard and PayPal. Talent not included
posted by karpach_13
Men don't rule the world!!!
Men don't rule the world!!!

If men really ruled the world,

1. Breaking up would be a lot easier.
A memukul to the butt and a "Nice hustle, you'll get'em selanjutnya time" would pretty much do it.

2. Birth control would come in bir putih, ale atau lager.

3. Valentine's hari would be moved to February 29th so it would only occur in leap years.

4. On Groundhog Day, if anda saw your shadow, you'd get the hari off to go drinking. Mother's hari too.

5. St. Patrick's Day, however, would remain exactly the same. But it would be celebrated every month.

6. Garbage would take itself out.

7. Regis and Kathy...
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posted by InvaderCynder
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posted by disneyboy122
I was falling and wished this was a dream. It was real. I was hurdling down at speeds unimaginable. I saw the clouds rolling oleh and the sky get further and further away. I closed my eyes and could see the life that seemed to pass oleh so quickly. I knew I couldn't stop myself as I still hurdled toword my death. I knew this was the end. my life wasn't so great. why should I suffer anymore. I smiled as the ground got closer and closer until finally we met. My time has come and nothing was left. Sorrow takes many ways. The way it took this time was death.