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posted by JoannaVonDoom
A
is for Arteries.
anda know, the things that your ex-girlfriend ripped out because she really didn't care for anda anda twit she was only after your money and could have diberikan a shit about you.

B
is for Bitter. Who, me?? No way. I really hope things between them do work out. I hope they get married and have 2 children that are little devils and her hips get huge and his eyebrows finally grow completely together and they get fat and old together and then DIE!!

C
is for Call ya later.She won't. She never has before.

D
is for Dumped. Does D need to be explained?

E
is for Eating like a pig. Remember when anda took her out and she berkata "I'm not hungry" so anda figured anda could take her to a nice place because anda were able to afford a nice meal at this fine restaurant. Then she ate lebih than your Uncle Roy (you remember Uncle Roy the one with the mustard stains on everything). So anda flip the bill and are broke for the selanjutnya two weeks and she wonders why anda were unable to call her that week and go see movies.

F
is for Friends. That is what she just wants to be. As if anda can even stand to look at her.

G
is for Gun. And yes there is a waiting period.

H
is for Horny. Remember when she looked nice and even had a personality? Well, anda figure it out.

I
stands for I still hate her. Odds are I always will, unless she calls me and offers me favors.

J
stands for Jim. This is her new boyfriend. Doesn't Jim have a nice car ? Doesn't Jim have a good job? Why does Jim want to tanggal her? I think Jim could do much better. I hate Jim. Jim is my mortal enemy.

K
stands for Kill.

L
is for Love. It's a great euphoric feeling that exists between two people and is shared upon oleh both parties.

L
is also for Lunatic. Lunatics are crazy. Lunatics are the last people that actually believe in love.

M
stands for Mephistophiles. That is who she worked for.

N
stands for Necropheliac. She didn't pindah very much, did she?

O
is for On top. When on puncak, atas she has another O word.

P
is for Pill. She berkata she was on it. She lied. She is now sueing anda for a few hundred bucks a month.

Q
is for Quitter. She couldn't last.

R
is for Rich little Bitch. She bought my cinta but I paid for it.

S
stands for Suffer. That's what she made me do.

T
is for torture. Torture is what she did. She tortured anda with the truth. She also tortured anda with lies.

U
is for Understatement. Saying anda hate that menggerutu, jalang is an understatement.

V
is for Voluptuous. That is the primamry reason anda were dating her in the first place.

W
stands for Whine. She was a pro at this.

X
is for Xylophone. Because X is always for xylophone.

Y
stands for anda suck! Remember when she yelled that at you.

Z
stands for ZIPPER. This is what anda got your hair stuck in while trying to get dressed too quickly while she yelled "QUICK! They're home!"

.
stands for period. Which is a couple of weeks late, because she lied to anda about taking what P stands for. It also means anda won't get any for a week.
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posted by VoicesInMyHead
Disclaimer. I don't own anything but the question. May be SLIGHTLY offensive, I think, not sure, but VERY funny. Enjoy and PLEASE comment!!!


Q: name two benefits of having a general ledger.

A: 1. Well, a zombie soldier is pretty cool, but a CELEBRITY zombie soldier is AWESOME!!!!! no one can win aqainst a ZOMBIE!!!!!!! Plus who would want to hurt Heath, he's too freakin awesome!!!!!! So, any battle you're in, anda can't lose!!!!!!!









2. anda just KNOW his fangirls are gonna gabung your army! The sheer NUMBERS are gonna give anda an advantage!!!!!!! anda can't lose!!!!!!! You'd be INVINCIBLE!!!!!!!! WORLD DOMINATION IF anda WANT!!!!!!!!!



And those are two benefits of having a General Ledger!!!!!






Teacher's note: Genral ledger is a BUISSINESS term, NOT an idea to take over the world with an army of fangirls and celebrity zombies!
posted by LUV_4_BIEBER
I find your smile susah dipercaya
Passion unsustainable
My jantung beats faster and faster whenever your
near,
Only to come to a cold stop when she passes by
My tears will go on forever
My smile isn’t real
And my jantung is membagi, split in two
Every thought I ever had about anda are buzzing in my head
I pray one hari i'll be under your arm
Holding your hand
ciuman your lips
I hope one hari anda dry my tears
See right through my fake smile
And repair my broken heart
posted by selenagomezfan7
Hi I'm Chelsea I Was Born December 3 1996 in Dallas Texas I'm 14 Years Old!! Now I'm Living In Brazil!! ...... I'm Kinda Tall I Way 107 Pounds ......I'm White With Blond Hair Hazel Eyes ..... My favorit Tv Shows Are Wizards Of Waverly Place Drake&Josh Of Course My favorit Singers Are Justin Bieber Selena Gomez itik jantan, drake Bell!☆ ..... My favorit Songs Are Selena Gomez Round & Round Justin Bieber Baby itik jantan, drake bel, bell Our cinta My motto I cinta Being Alive :☆ ....,More Just Message Me In My kotak masuk Thanks Ooh Please Comment
posted by CUTEDXC
tips to get boys :)

1.NEVER right a poem about them at your birthday party in front of every one

2.dont cheat on them u will be sorry

3.be honest

4.right down the hari u met dated and be came a thing to let him now u care

5.never act crazy (that mean no 50 cups of coffe)

6.spend time with him

anda can trust me on this :)

7.he brakes up with u well i tryed mabey u dint follow my tips :3 cant help u there >:3

good luck anda SAW NOTHING







NOTHING I TELL U >:3 NOTHING i have had lots of boyfriends my life i dumped them cuz there asses so i am taking my brake
hello fanpopers i'm writting this artikel to talk about one of the best things i like about fanpop. I cinta all the amazing people here the ones who are so kind and caring i couldn't believe in my status i wrote i was kinda down and within two menit over 5 people asked me if i was okay and helped me feel better. This is not the first time it happened either.
I cinta being on a site where anda can have a group of friends that anda live far away from and have never actually meet and yet trust them and feel like they are your true friends. and have the feeling that they actually care for anda its...
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posted by TOTALIzzyluver
Sooo i continued my Druckies skik soooo here it is. Enjoy. and thx for the awesome coments on the last 1
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Z:Hi Awesome!!

Awesome: hey watz up??

Z: Pie

Awesome: what about pie??

Z: I LIKE IT!!

Awesome: doesn't everybody??

Z: Your soo giggly

Awesome: What?

Z: OMG! theres a paper frilly under ur butt! (pokes at frilly)

Awesome: Theres a frilley under ur butt so u poke it??

Z: um? False? is this a trick question??

Awesome: Your a trick question

Z: and it took u that long 2 figure it out??

Awesome: ......

Z: Lets play uno

Awesome: sorry i dont speak spanish

Z: Pity...
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posted by lilred96
mysterious cinta

-chapter four-

He berkata "Hello June" in a com voice...my jantung melted oleh the sound of his soft voice,I wanted him too talk too me all day,but I new we had too get too class soon and I would have too wait two hours too see him again.So then I berkata "Hi mathew" I could here the classic piano playing a soft cinta song in my head.He handed me my jacket,and said"you forgot it yesterday"
I berkata "Oh thanks for returning it"and smiled a little bit he moved from my locker so I could put my bag up.Then he berkata "What class are anda headed too?"
"Reading" I berkata
He put his hands in his pockets...
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