acak Article: ABC's of ex girlfriends

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posted by JoannaVonDoom

A
is for Arteries.
anda know, the things that your ex-girlfriend ripped out because she really didn't care for anda anda twit she was only after your money and could have diberikan a shit about you.

B
is for Bitter. Who, me?? No way. I really hope things between them do work out. I hope they get married and have 2 children that are little devils and her hips get huge and his eyebrows finally grow completely together and they get fat and old together and then DIE!!

C
is for Call ya later.She won't. She never has before.

D
is for Dumped. Does D need to be explained?

E
is for Eating like a pig. Remember when anda took her out and she berkata "I'm not hungry" so anda figured anda could take her to a nice place because anda were able to afford a nice meal at this fine restaurant. Then she ate lebih than your Uncle Roy (you remember Uncle Roy the one with the mustard stains on everything). So anda flip the bill and are broke for the selanjutnya two weeks and she wonders why anda were unable to call her that week and go see movies.

F
is for Friends. That is what she just wants to be. As if anda can even stand to look at her.

G
is for Gun. And yes there is a waiting period.

H
is for Horny. Remember when she looked nice and even had a personality? Well, anda figure it out.

I
stands for I still hate her. Odds are I always will, unless she calls me and offers me favors.

J
stands for Jim. This is her new boyfriend. Doesn't Jim have a nice car ? Doesn't Jim have a good job? Why does Jim want to tanggal her? I think Jim could do much better. I hate Jim. Jim is my mortal enemy.

K
stands for Kill.

L
is for Love. It's a great euphoric feeling that exists between two people and is shared upon oleh both parties.

L
is also for Lunatic. Lunatics are crazy. Lunatics are the last people that actually believe in love.

M
stands for Mephistophiles. That is who she worked for.

N
stands for Necropheliac. She didn't pindah very much, did she?

O
is for On top. When on puncak, atas she has another O word.

P
is for Pill. She berkata she was on it. She lied. She is now sueing anda for a few hundred bucks a month.

Q
is for Quitter. She couldn't last.

R
is for Rich little Bitch. She bought my cinta but I paid for it.

S
stands for Suffer. That's what she made me do.

T
is for torture. Torture is what she did. She tortured anda with the truth. She also tortured anda with lies.

U
is for Understatement. Saying anda hate that menggerutu, jalang is an understatement.

V
is for Voluptuous. That is the primamry reason anda were dating her in the first place.

W
stands for Whine. She was a pro at this.

X
is for Xylophone. Because X is always for xylophone.

Y
stands for anda suck! Remember when she yelled that at you.

Z
stands for ZIPPER. This is what anda got your hair stuck in while trying to get dressed too quickly while she yelled "QUICK! They're home!"

.
stands for period. Which is a couple of weeks late, because she lied to anda about taking what P stands for. It also means anda won't get any for a week.

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10 ways to get takhta out a toko

posted by randomer123boo

here u go

1. ride around on trolles
2. scream at the puncak, atas of ur voice
3. chuck thing over the isle
4. run around like an idiot
5. go around annoying randemers
6. have a game of bogies(with a friend u have to say it louder than ur friend)
7. play with the kids toys
8. if the toko has those mad moving step that are flat run up and down them
9. runo up and down them on the wronge side
10. keep runing in and out the toko

if anda have done one atau lebih of these tips anda should have benn takhta out

have fun xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

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posted by jodith

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An important message.

posted by pandawinx

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The us trip from sydney )and the one that lost me all of my friends(

posted by Free_Spirit

Me: well I’m in tournament of the minds which is like a problem solving them which involves akting it out. Anyway my team made it to state and on the bus trip back let’s just say I was hypo. This is my funny story and the hari I lost all my friends lol.

Okay so we'd just had a good night’s rest after coming back. We didn't win but we had fun, so we boarded the bus and i thought i'd annoy my facilitator (in tahun 12) let’s call him Fred. Anyway so i sat selanjutnya to fred who i had sat selanjutnya to on the way and annoyed the hell out of him lol. Anyway so we took off and ‘Vince’ and 'Howard' (Females...