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Windwakerguy430 COLA, what is this?

-Universe_COLA- A song that is three minutes and forty-two seconds .-.

Windwakerguy430 Okay..... So what is it aside from a literal point-of-view

-Universe_COLA- ....A song...by Dan Bern.

Windwakerguy430 Hmm. Why not title the video that instead of a single period? It was a pain trying to click on...... Unless that was your goal!

-Universe_COLA- I didn't feel like adding a title to a almost shitpost. And also...because it's a song...by Dan Bern...that is three minutes and forty-two seconds long...and purple art.

Windwakerguy430 If you don't put in the effort to make a shitpost title, then what good is being a shitposter, COLA?!

-Universe_COLA- It's good for shitting on a post by not putting any effort into it.

Windwakerguy430 Well, let it be know, your post will get shit all over by everyone! XD

-Universe_COLA- ....*shrugs*.....

Windwakerguy430 That answer can't work all the time, COLA!

-Universe_COLA- ......*shrugs*........

Windwakerguy430 COLA, you son of a bitch! This needs to stop XD

-Universe_COLA- ..."NAH"...*shrugs*

Windwakerguy430 This is why Jade left... for a week

-Universe_COLA- A week? What's a week to eternity? Boom. ----->*shrugs*

Windwakerguy430 What's an eternity to someone who can't count?

-Universe_COLA- Still an eternity because an eternity can't be counted.

Windwakerguy430 Hmmmmmmmmmm. Damn, that's true

-Universe_COLA- ....*shrugs*.....

Ponies On The Rails Episode 12

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Theme song >>>> link

Seanthehedgehog presents

Ponies On The Rails

Starring

Peirce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog

Red Rose From Chibiemmy

Honey Bee From NaomiWinx

Coffee Creme From KarinaBrony

Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09

Gordon, Percy, Jeff, Bartholomew, and Pete from Seanthehedgehog

Episode 12

Bad Coffee

October 6, 1952

It was a wonderful hari in Cheyenne. The sun was setting, and Coffee Creme was getting close to finishing her work.

Coffee Creme: *walking to train yard*
Jeff: Hi Coffee Creme.
Coffee Creme: Hi Jeff.
Red Rose: Hi Coffee Creme.
Coffee Creme: Hello Red...

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How To Solve Gaming Violence (A Parody Article)

posted by windwakerguy430

Hello, everyone. My name is Robert C. Ockstain, and I have a something to tell all of you. Today, a group of people were shot up in the subway with an assault rifle. I mean, sure, the senapan was a watergun, and sure, everyone was enjoying themselves until the police came and shot the man. And sure, the man did throw down his gun and the police waited twenty detik before opening api onto the man, but this is all because the man in the subway was a psychotic asshole who deserved every bullet he had gotten. And what caused this man to go onto his killing spree that the police heroically prevented?...

1960's Automobiles

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Feliz Navidad Fanpoppers! Part 1-Windwakerguy430's puncak, atas 5 artikel

posted by deathding

Merry Christmas! Almost! LMAO

(♫Christmas tiiiiiime is heeeere, selfishneeeees, and queeeers! :D♫)

(ALRIGHT I'LL STOP NOW. XD)

Windwakerguy430. One of my best friends on here, even if I haven't known him for the LONGEST time. He's a fellow artikel creator who's pretty much ALWAYS on schedule, and has already made lebih artikel than I'll probably EVER create.

And even if they aren't all perfect, there's plenty of good ones to go around, case in point, this article.

I'll be listing off my puncak, atas 5 favorit artikel from Windwakerguy430, in which we'll examine the best of his best and see which ones are REALLY worth checking...

Original Story: Snowkeep (Update)

posted by windwakerguy430

~Story~

After losing both his wife and daughter in an unknown accident, Jason Abrams was trying to get away from his old life, not wanting to think of what had happened to them. However, after his car breaks down in a nearby town in the middle of winter, he is forced to stop there for the night. However, after exploring the town for a bit, he finds that it is completely empty. Only after meeting a resident with scars all over his body does he find out that he is stuck in the town of Snowkeep, a long abandoned coal mining city that was berkata to be the cause of a freak accident. As Jason investigates...

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What's Your Take - artikel 266 - Resident WEE-vil

posted by windwakerguy430

With the announcement of Resident Evil: Umbrella Corps coming, I am sure all of us Resident Evil players had the same reaction of “ ……… meh”. After the disasters that was Resident Evil: Operation Raccoon City, Resident Evil 6, that piece of shit Resident Evil 5, and Resident Evil: Reve- Well, okay, Revelations was pretty good- There hasn’t been much good Resident Evil games lately. So much in fact, that it made me want to play a good Resident Evil game… And what better one to play than the one that has been deemed the best in the series, and for good reason, Resident Evil 4. More...

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Wind's Story Time: Wind Almost Gets Detention for bermimpi

posted by windwakerguy430

Back when I was in middle school, I wasn’t known for having a whole lot of friends my own age. It’s not like I had no friends in general around that time, it’s just that I didn’t have as much as most kids my age did. I was mostly friendly with the teachers, however. I was always able to respect them and they respected me. I remember always visiting my old elementary school on the last Friday of each month. These teachers were just so friendly, and I could tell they were all happy to see me. However, there were a few times when I ran into a teacher that was…. not so happy to see me....

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Wind's Story Time: Wind's Brother Finds a Toy Gun and Uses It In a Fight

posted by windwakerguy430

During my parent's temporary split-up, I was living with my mother at her grandmother’s house. The reason for this is because my dad lived in Middletown. And OH BOY, let me tell you, there is no worse place to live in in the south-eastern side of this Ohio than Middletown. The town was always dirty, there were decrepit neighborhoods everywhere. Gang members were always driving around, prostitutes would come out on the evening like Happy jam for HIV carriers, and there was at least one gun fired a day. Hell, one gun api was a good hari in Middletown, because you’ll realize that the hospital...

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Wind's Angry Adventures - The Bookworm

posted by windwakerguy430

Wind: (Walking down hall when a girl bumps into him) Damn it, what where you’re going
Girl: anda watch where you’re going
Wind: ……. Who are anda anyway
Girl: I am Amanda. I am the leader of the book club-
Wind: Stopped caring (Starts walking off)
Amanda: Hey, what do anda say we ditch class and have some fun
Wind: anda had me at ditch class
(Later, at a bowling alley)
Wind: So, when does the fun start
Amanda: Oh, silly. It started hours yang lalu
Wind: Oh… (Sarcastic) Guess I missed that part
Amanda: Hey, can I ask anda a favor
Wind: If I say no, will you-
Amanda: Great, I need anda to do something...

Ponies On The Rails Episode 1

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Running from Chicacolt to San Franciscolt is a railroad called the Union Pacific. It's the largest railroad in the United States, and is run oleh thousands of ponies. This is the story of some of those ponies that run the rails, aka railroading.

Episode 1: New worker

Cheyenne, July 26, 1950

Coffee Creme: *walking on platform*
Orion: Hey, are anda the new api mare?
Coffee Creme: Yes.
Orion: Alright, you're working with another pony on that passenger train. You're going to Las Pegasus. Good luck on your first day.
Coffee Creme: Thanks *walks to engine*
Hawkeye: Hi, anda must be my new api mare....

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Dead Rising 2 Abridged - Part 6

posted by windwakerguy430

Rebecca: (On roof with Chuck) Okay, now, lets go over it again. Who are we looking for
Chuck: TK
Rebecca: And why are we looking for him
Chuck: To prove to the world he was the one who started the outbreak
Rebecca: Good. Now, do not forg- (One jam later)
Chuck: So, who are we looking for
Rebecca: I thought I told anda not to- (Sees helicopter) There he is
Chuck: Ah ha. I see him. We better go stop him, huh
Rebecca: What;s this we stuff. Your going to fight him, and I'm gonna watch
Chuck: Your always so helpful (Smiles)
(Later)
Chuck (In elevator with Rebecca) Get behind me (Elevator door opens to see...

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What's Your Take - artikel 153 - Mini Rants Part 3

posted by windwakerguy430

Hello, everyone. And, I give anda the last of my rants, for now at least. But, for now, lets go over the third rant of things that bug me in this world.

Bed Bugs - Yet another one of God’s mistakes. Though, unlike birds, these fucking things just don’t know when to fuck off. These things have no purpose to exist other than to suck your blood and invade your home. It’s as if they’re a bunch of aliens from outer luar angkasa stealing your blood to use for testing… but, that’s a little too much. But, seriously, they come into your house, drink your blood, and leave the ugliest set of marks...

Chapter 5

posted by Canada24

Rick and Shane took an hogtied Randell with them to on thir trip that ended up taking them to an abandoned Public Works Station, 18 miles away from the the farm house.

At one point Randell admitted that he went to school with Maggie.

Shane snapped and punched him square in the nose.

"Oh, was that your nose? Cause I'm pretty sure that was your nose?" Shane mocked.

"Your crazy!" Randell cried.

"I'm not crazy! (takes out his classic pistol and points it at Randell) THIS IS CRAZY!" Shane screamed, as his eyes twitched from his growing insanity.

Rick, seeing the kids fear, insured Randell that Shane wasn't...

windwakerguy430 VS Memes: Episode 6 - Trollface

posted by windwakerguy430

Today, we will be talking about Tro------ Sorry, Tro--------- Ahem..... We'll be looking at Trolls, OH!!! So, before lets look at the Trolls history.
Back then, trolls were everywhere. However, there wasn't a picture at all of what a Troll looked like. So, when a Deviant Art user made this, it soon got famous. However, the Trollface didn't truly become famous until a comic titles Cool Face was created. Since then, this face has been the Trolls trademark.
A Troll face is usually used to tampil a character who gets enjoyment out of annoying others. It has been used in many Rage Comics and has even gone to us cartoon and movie characters.
Now, for the final score. The final score for Trollface is a Fail. Honestly. It's a Troll Trademark. What were anda guys expecting. With that I will see anda all selanjutnya time

Windwakerguy430's puncak, atas 20 favorit Jojo's Bizarre Adventure Stands (SPOILERS)

posted by windwakerguy430

Hello, everyone, and after finally catching up with Jojo up until Jojolion, and with either an OVA atau Vento Aureo being animated, as well as Diamond Records being released for mobile, and with the JOJO Great Festival that occurred on Sunday, I think now is a time to make at least one lebih Jojo related list. And what better daftar to make than a daftar of my favorit Stands in Jojo. And this time, I’m including them all, and that includes the main characters Stands, so I’m not holding back on anything. These will all be Stands from Jojo that I cinta and what makes them so great, as well as a...

Sean's Spectacular Saturday of Stories Episode 28 Part 1/2

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Some shows featured in this artikel maybe inappropriate for anyone under 13. Viewer discretion is advised.

Song: link

Rainbow Dash: Music's on. Time to do our thing!
Pinkie Pie: Act adorable, und make our fan squee?
Rarity: No. Fight pointlessly to see who shall be the hostess for this show! *Fighting with pelangi Dash, and Pinkie Pie*
Sean: *Stops with a passenger train* It doesn't matter who will win that fight, because I'm the host again. I'm Sean from Trainz, and here is our schedule for tonight.

8:00 PM

My Little Pornstar - Series Finale
The Adventures Of pelangi Dash - Series Finale

8:30 PM

On...

What's Your Take - artikel 71 - awan Mows the Lawn???

posted by windwakerguy430

Now here is a fanfiction that is able to fuck it up, when they thought we could actually catch a fucking break. The fanfic is known as awan Mows the Lawn.
This is a fanfiction based off Final fantasi 7. And if anda know me, you'd know that Final fantasi 7 is one of my favorit games of all time, so how could they fuck this fanfic up. Oh, trust me, you'll find out in just a minute. So, it starts with awan mowing the lawn and Tifa watching. Apparently, they married after the events of FF7, which is odd, because I thought Aries was Clouds loves interest.
So, Tifa keeps talking about awan looking...

Powerpuff Girls Meme

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Windwakerguy430's puncak, atas 200 Video Game Songs

posted by windwakerguy430

#200: Beginner Race (Marble Madness)
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#199: Peril (Halo 2)
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#198: Dart’s Theme (Legend of Dragoon)
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#197: The Wind is Calling (Xenogears)
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#196: Into the Wilderness (Wild Arms)
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#195: Gangster TV (Gex 3: Deep Cover Gecko)
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#194: Go Straight (Streets of Rage)
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#193: Staff Roll (Super Mario Land 2: Six Golden Coins)
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#192: Boss Theme (Rocket Knight Adventures)
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#191: buaian, cradle (Goldeneye 007)
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#190: Radical Highway Classic (Sonic Generations 3DS)
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#189: Mute City (F-Zero)
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#188: Conclusion (Guilty Gear)
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#187: N. Sanity pantai (Crash Bandicoot)
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#186: Soviet Connection...

What's Your Take - artikel 260 - CleNO the Killer

posted by windwakerguy430

anda know what I can’t fucking stand? All these Jeff the Killer ripoffs. Jane the Killer, Nina the Killer, Jenn the Killer, Jenny the Killer. Killer this. Killer that. ARE anda FUCKING KIDDING?! What is it with the emotional teenage girls liking this pathetic little menggerutu, jalang of a serial killer. He’s not even attractive, unless anda find someone who just got done tounging a weedwhacker attractive. And his story is fucking awful, so why do people like this pale little shit so much to the point where there are ripoffs. And no, the ripoffs are just as bad. A perfect example is this one I am reading...