Well, everyone, I have decided to batal natal this year. If I have to suffer this Christmas, then so should everyone else. Why? Because of the worst natal related fanfic I have ever read. It is a fanfic called Sexy Santa.... Oh god.
So, this fanfic is based off the atrocious Twilight movies. Oh, boy, were off to a great fucking start. Anyway, Bella's friend buys airtime TV for her, but, for some stupid reason, she also buys her lingerie, because..... that's what everyone buys their friends on Christmas. So, she wears it when she goes to sleep, because I don't fucking know, when suddenly,...
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