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So horror movies…. I’m seeing a lot of movie, not a lot of horror. It takes a lot for me to be disturbed oleh a movie nowadays. buku have the ability to let anda think about the horror and let anda imagine it yourself, and video games let anda experience it from a first hand perspective, but film are not the best with making anda feel scared. Even the good horror film don’t do a good job at being scary. However, there is a subgenre out there that uses low budget and haunting imagery to give it a disturbing feeling. The world of exploitation horror films. So, today, on Hallow’s Eve, I have five exploitation horror film here. I originally had ten, but I was never going to make it, so some had to be cut. Blacula, anda will be missed. If this goes well, maybe I’ll do another selanjutnya year. Who knows. But for now, let us start this off. I’ll be reviewing the worst of the batch first and pindah on to the best. So let us start with that

Slumber Party Massacre



anda know, when I started this film off, I was kind of expecting it to be a hidden gem among slasher films, atau at the very least, a laughably cheesy one. But no, Slumber Party Massacre is just painfully boring to me. The film is set in small town America where a group of high school girls have a slumber party while their parents are away. However, a serial killer escapes from prison and begins terrorizing the town, killing anyone he runs into with a power drill and making his way to the girls slumber party. It’s a simple plot, but so are many slasher classics. Sadly, this film doesn’t really do much. It was planned out to be a parody of horror films, yet instead, it became a straight horror film. I think that was this films undoing, as now it is just a rather dull film. There are some jokes that remained, and I will admit, I got one chuckle out of this movie. Just one. The kills aren’t anything special, even for gore hounds. anda get one neat kill with the pizza boy and one neat scene where the screams from an old horror film blend with the screams of the killer’s victim, but really, all this movie does that is good is just okay at best, and that’s not really that interesting. A lot of this film is filled with fake out scares, and it does it every time. I counted there being seven fake out scares before the actual killer showed up, and his was the least interesting. Yes, really. And the longer I watched this movie, the lebih I started to realize. A couple of kids in a neighborhood left to defend themselves as a crazed recently escaped killer is on the prowl. This is just bargain bin Halloween. Even some of the scenes are exactly similar to it. So, yeah, in short, just watch Halloween. Slumber Party Massacre is not worth your time at all, I promise you. Watch any other slasher film from the 80s, I assure anda they will be lebih enjoyable.

Nekromantik



I fucking hate this movie, honestly a bit lebih than Slumber Party Massacre. I’ll give it this, like I said, it takes a lot for a film to disturb me, and this film definitely did that. This film is about a couple in Germany that are into necrophilia. The lead character, being responsible for cleaning up corpses, brings a rotting corpse halaman awal to his girlfriend as they start to…. Ugh, fuck this movie. Point is, the corpse gets in the way of the relationship and a lot of weird imagery atau something, a rabbit gets skinned for an uncomfortably long time, and I just want to vomit. I will give credit where it is due, the film grain and haunting imagery really works well with the disturbing nature of the film. It also has this bizarre tone that goes on, where there are these horrifying scenes of the couple playing with body parts while this cheery musik is going on in the background. This film has one of the lebih unique soundtracks to it, with such strange imagery and odd timing that I can’t help but get a little uncomfortable with is. That said, this movie is not subtle with its subject matter. All the bizarre gambar like a rotting corpse playing with organs while a woman in white dances with him- Does this sound like a fever dream, because it sure does! Anyway, it’s clear what this film is trying to say. It’s not exactly David Lynch and boy does this movie have a habit of thinking it’s smarter than it actually is. Maybe there is lebih to this movie, I don’t know, but I refuse to find out. I hate this movie, it makes me wanna puke, but why is it up higher than Slumber Party Massacre? Simple, Nekromantik got a reaction out of me, while Slumber Party Massacre was a movie I kept looking at the clock to see how long it was going for. I’d rather watch a disgusting mess rather than a dull movie. So, good job Nekromantik. I hate literally everything about you, but at least anda weren’t boring.

Zombi 2



Now here is a film that probably has a lebih interesting production history than the actual film itself. Zombi 2 was actually an original script in Italy, but the studio wanted this to be advertised as a sequel to George A. Romero’s Dawn of the Dead. As a result, the Zombi franchise itself started to become a mess. So much in fact that the Wikipedia page talking about it is a fucking mess with Geroge A. Romero apparently having telepathy… if Wikipedia says it’s true, then who am I to argue. Anyway, Zombi 2, atau just Zombi, follows a woman, a journalist, and other folk as they arrive on an island to find her father, only to find a doctor that is doing what he can to fight off the zombie plague that has arisen on the island due to voodoo. Now a lot of zombie films don’t really touch on the voodoo zombies aside from the 1930s film White Zombie, so it’s neat to see this film use that, even if it ends up being similar to other zombie films of the time. The zombies don’t tampil up much at the start, but when they do, it does have an effect, especially the costumes and special effects of them. These aren’t just freshly dead zombies, there are zombies that come from a conquistador graveyard with worms and rotting flesh. It’s actually amazing how good the effects on these zombies look. That said, the characters aren’t the most memorable. Hell, clearly not since I just call them woman and journalist and doctor. The sad thing is that Zombi doesn’t really do much to separate itself from other zombie films. It doesn’t have the underlying satire of any George A. Romero films atau the unique style of zombies like in Return of the Dead. That said, it’s not the worst zombie film out there. It’s a decent film if anda are one of the five people that still like zombie films. Just be warned that the production history is a total disaster, so be prepared if anda plan on diving into this franchise.

Texas Chainsaw Massacre



It’s really not fair to compare Texas Chainsaw Massacre to slasher films like Friday the 13th atau Nightmare on Elm Street. While Friday the 13th has the gory kills and Nightmare on Elm jalan, street has the spectacle, Texas Chainsaw Massacre is probably the most disturbing of the major slasher films thanks to being an exploitation film. The film follows a group of teens heading out into the country, only for their car to stop near a gas station and a house nearby, unknowing that the halaman awal and everywhere close oleh is run oleh a family of cannibalistic serial killers, with Leatherface wandering inside with a hammer and a chainsaw. The build up to the house is a slow one, but it adds to the feel with the use of lightning and cinematography. They know that the area is filled with its own share of odd individuals, thanks to one of them getting cut oleh a hitchhiker, but once they reach the house filled with the bones of past victims, it all hits them like a hammer. And speaking of getting hit with a hammer, Leatherface cracks them in the head with a hammer. There’s a reason why Leatherface is so remembered. He’s not the most cunning killer, atau the most creative, but the way he behaves with his mentally unstable grunting and his angry shouts makes it far lebih disturbing for someone, especially with the use of the film grain. This film doesn’t have the gore anda would expect from your usual exploitation film, atau a shitty remake that we won’t talk about, but what violence that there is is still haunting, from seeing a man getting struck with a hammer to a woman being left dangling on a meat hook. And the lighting from a moonlit night to the rising sun over the countryside in the ending, it all adds to the film looking less like a horror film and lebih like a documentary on a crazed family. Texas Chainsaw Massacre is a film where the low budget really works with it’s tone and is a reason why I think it still holds up. Give it a watch if anda want something special…. atau anda can go watch Leatherface and hate modern cinema like I do.

Death Proof



Now this is a film that has nothing but admiration for the old exploitation films of the past. Death Proof is all about a stunt driver, Mike, as he gets uses his car to slaughter woman. His car is only death Proof for the driver, but for anyone that comes into contact with him gets torn to pieces. The film is, of course, a Tarantino film. anda can tell because there's feet in almost every scene of the movie. But seriously, anda can see the themes all over the film, what with the dialogue and similar camera shots that make the film an interesting film to watch. A lot of people I know hate the long scenes of nothing but dialogue and just want to watch the splatterfest, which I say… what’s wrong with you? But I honestly enjoy the long dialogue scenes. Tarantino has a way of making conversations sound interesting. Most film have people giving exposition in their conversations and it just doesn’t sound human, but Tarantino is able to get people to talk about the most basic things while keeping it interesting with character interactions and camera angles. Mike comes off as this interesting but intimidating character that can still be able to attract attention, and I think that makes the scenes where he kills people much lebih haunting. Of course, this film isn’t really all that scary. It has a lot of gory scenes and can definitely put some people off, but this film is mostly a wild car chase film, at least in the detik half. Never have I had lebih fun watching three women drive a dying man off the road. Is it among the greatest of Tarantino’s work? Probably not. But if anda watch it all on it’s own, atau alongside Planet Terror that was part of the Grindhouse double feature, anda will have a good time. Maybe I’ll talk about Planet Terror one day. But as of now, Death Proof is one of the lebih fun exploitation horror films

So there anda go, five exploitation films for Halloween. Some good, most made me hate my life. Did I get scared. A bit. lebih disgusted than hateful. But I did find some gems in this, Death Proof especially. I hope anda all find some enjoyment out of these movies, hopefully not too much with one, and selanjutnya year… Maybe… I will get to Blacula. Don’t anda worry. Blacula will return! So Happy halloween and a Merry Kwanzaa too.
With the announcement of Resident Evil: Umbrella Corps coming, I am sure all of us Resident Evil players had the same reaction of “ ……… meh”. After the disasters that was Resident Evil: Operation Raccoon City, Resident Evil 6, that piece of shit Resident Evil 5, and Resident Evil: Reve- Well, okay, Revelations was pretty good- There hasn’t been much good Resident Evil games lately. So much in fact, that it made me want to play a good Resident Evil game… And what better one to play than the one that has been deemed the best in the series, and for good reason, Resident Evil 4. More...
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Back when I was in middle school, I wasn’t known for having a whole lot of friends my own age. It’s not like I had no friends in general around that time, it’s just that I didn’t have as much as most kids my age did. I was mostly friendly with the teachers, however. I was always able to respect them and they respected me. I remember always visiting my old elementary school on the last Friday of each month. These teachers were just so friendly, and I could tell they were all happy to see me. However, there were a few times when I ran into a teacher that was…. not so happy to see me....
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During my parent's temporary split-up, I was living with my mother at her grandmother’s house. The reason for this is because my dad lived in Middletown. And OH BOY, let me tell you, there is no worse place to live in in the south-eastern side of this Ohio than Middletown. The town was always dirty, there were decrepit neighborhoods everywhere. Gang members were always driving around, prostitutes would come out on the evening like Happy jam for HIV carriers, and there was at least one gun fired a day. Hell, one gun api was a good hari in Middletown, because you’ll realize that the hospital...
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posted by windwakerguy430
Wind: (Walking down hall when a girl bumps into him) Damn it, what where you’re going
Girl: anda watch where you’re going
Wind: ……. Who are anda anyway
Girl: I am Amanda. I am the leader of the book club-
Wind: Stopped caring (Starts walking off)
Amanda: Hey, what do anda say we ditch class and have some fun
Wind: anda had me at ditch class
(Later, at a bowling alley)
Wind: So, when does the fun start
Amanda: Oh, silly. It started hours yang lalu
Wind: Oh… (Sarcastic) Guess I missed that part
Amanda: Hey, can I ask anda a favor
Wind: If I say no, will you-
Amanda: Great, I need anda to do something...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Running from Chicacolt to San Franciscolt is a railroad called the Union Pacific. It's the largest railroad in the United States, and is run oleh thousands of ponies. This is the story of some of those ponies that run the rails, aka railroading.

Episode 1: New worker

Cheyenne, July 26, 1950

Coffee Creme: *walking on platform*
Orion: Hey, are anda the new api mare?
Coffee Creme: Yes.
Orion: Alright, you're working with another pony on that passenger train. You're going to Las Pegasus. Good luck on your first day.
Coffee Creme: Thanks *walks to engine*
Hawkeye: Hi, anda must be my new api mare....
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Link: So, what's the selanjutnya place we need to go to
Tetra: We need to head to Lenzo's Pictograph toko to help him out with his desire.
Link: Why do I give a shit about what he desires
Tetra: If we help him, he'll give us stuff
Link: anda had me at stuff
(Later, in Pictograph Shop)
Lenzo: (With shaky voice) Hey, young boy, I need your help
Link: As long as stuff is involved, I will
Lenzo: Listen, I'm a creeper, and I like to... take pictures of everyone in town, but, I am under house arrest, so, I need anda to go and take pictures of everyone.
Link: So, your telling me to help a creepy psycho oleh taking pictures...
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Rebecca: (On roof with Chuck) Okay, now, lets go over it again. Who are we looking for
Chuck: TK
Rebecca: And why are we looking for him
Chuck: To prove to the world he was the one who started the outbreak
Rebecca: Good. Now, do not forg- (One jam later)
Chuck: So, who are we looking for
Rebecca: I thought I told anda not to- (Sees helicopter) There he is
Chuck: Ah ha. I see him. We better go stop him, huh
Rebecca: What;s this we stuff. Your going to fight him, and I'm gonna watch
Chuck: Your always so helpful (Smiles)
(Later)
Chuck (In elevator with Rebecca) Get behind me (Elevator door opens to see...
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Hello, everyone. And, I give anda the last of my rants, for now at least. But, for now, lets go over the third rant of things that bug me in this world.

Bed Bugs - Yet another one of God’s mistakes. Though, unlike birds, these fucking things just don’t know when to fuck off. These things have no purpose to exist other than to suck your blood and invade your home. It’s as if they’re a bunch of aliens from outer luar angkasa stealing your blood to use for testing… but, that’s a little too much. But, seriously, they come into your house, drink your blood, and leave the ugliest set of marks...
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posted by Canada24
Rick and Shane took an hogtied Randell with them to on thir trip that ended up taking them to an abandoned Public Works Station, 18 miles away from the the farm house.

At one point Randell admitted that he went to school with Maggie.

Shane snapped and punched him square in the nose.

"Oh, was that your nose? Cause I'm pretty sure that was your nose?" Shane mocked.

"Your crazy!" Randell cried.

"I'm not crazy! (takes out his classic pistol and points it at Randell) THIS IS CRAZY!" Shane screamed, as his eyes twitched from his growing insanity.

Rick, seeing the kids fear, insured Randell that Shane wasn't...
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Today, we will be talking about Tro------ Sorry, Tro--------- Ahem..... We'll be looking at Trolls, OH!!! So, before lets look at the Trolls history.
Back then, trolls were everywhere. However, there wasn't a picture at all of what a Troll looked like. So, when a Deviant Art user made this, it soon got famous. However, the Trollface didn't truly become famous until a comic titles Cool Face was created. Since then, this face has been the Trolls trademark.
A Troll face is usually used to tampil a character who gets enjoyment out of annoying others. It has been used in many Rage Comics and has even gone to us cartoon and movie characters.
Now, for the final score. The final score for Trollface is a Fail. Honestly. It's a Troll Trademark. What were anda guys expecting. With that I will see anda all selanjutnya time
Hello, everyone, and after finally catching up with Jojo up until Jojolion, and with either an OVA atau Vento Aureo being animated, as well as Diamond Records being released for mobile, and with the JOJO Great Festival that occurred on Sunday, I think now is a time to make at least one lebih Jojo related list. And what better daftar to make than a daftar of my favorit Stands in Jojo. And this time, I’m including them all, and that includes the main characters Stands, so I’m not holding back on anything. These will all be Stands from Jojo that I cinta and what makes them so great, as well as a...
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Mystery is something that drives us all to curiosity. Whenever there is something that we cannot truly grasp the truth of, we wish to find that truth out, we wish for it to be clear to us, rather than just remaining a mystery. It is only human for us to want the truth in a mystery, rather than try to ignore it, the thoughts of it eating away at us, only increasing our curiosity.... I mean, how else did stuff like shock video get so popular? But disgusting and horrifying fetish video aside, we're here to talk about video games as usual. Specifically, characters from video games that are just...
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Some shows featured in this artikel maybe inappropriate for anyone under 13. Viewer discretion is advised.

Song: link

Rainbow Dash: Music's on. Time to do our thing!
Pinkie Pie: Act adorable, und make our fan squee?
Rarity: No. Fight pointlessly to see who shall be the hostess for this show! *Fighting with pelangi Dash, and Pinkie Pie*
Sean: *Stops with a passenger train* It doesn't matter who will win that fight, because I'm the host again. I'm Sean from Trainz, and here is our schedule for tonight.

8:00 PM

My Little Pornstar - Series Finale
The Adventures Of pelangi Dash - Series Finale

8:30 PM

On...
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Now here is a fanfiction that is able to fuck it up, when they thought we could actually catch a fucking break. The fanfic is known as awan Mows the Lawn.
This is a fanfiction based off Final fantasi 7. And if anda know me, you'd know that Final fantasi 7 is one of my favorit games of all time, so how could they fuck this fanfic up. Oh, trust me, you'll find out in just a minute. So, it starts with awan mowing the lawn and Tifa watching. Apparently, they married after the events of FF7, which is odd, because I thought Aries was Clouds loves interest.
So, Tifa keeps talking about awan looking...
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So Marc Ecko, fashion designer, entrepreneur and a lot of other things that I do not know. I am not familiar with this man, and I’ve never seen any of his works. But I am familiar with his one time video game directorial debut. Wanting to create a game all about hip hop and graffiti, Marc Ecko’s Getting Up: Content’s Under Pressure was born. The game was published oleh Atari, the kings of the bargain bin, and developed oleh The Collective, responsible for creating a lot of licensed games before merging with Shiny Entertainment to become Double Helix Games, which would later go on to be bought...
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So about a tahun ago, I was chilling out back, relaxin’ all cool, watching a video oleh Matt McMuscles on youtube about a little Squaresoft game called The Bouncer. I remember watching it but the only thing I came away with was, “Wait a second.... Dog jalan, street is the name of the clothes on that one kid in Kingdom Hearts!”. About a tahun later, I heard of the game again and thought, “Well, I’m into weird PS2 games. May as well give it a try.” Thankfully, despite being a hard to find game, it was pretty cheap to get. It was a game released around the start of the PS2 and was going to be...
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So back when I was talking about Saints Row IV, I mentioned that I prefer the menulis of GTA lebih than the menulis of the Saints Row games, but because of the gameplay and the sheer madness anda get from the franchise, I was lebih fond of the Saints Row games. And no game speaks massive volumes of unadulterated fun than Saints Row 2
Being a sequel to a game I did not originally play first, anda play as a member of the fallen Third jalan, street Saints gang, who fell apart a few years later due to much lebih powerful gangs getting involved and the company Ultor cracking down on gangs. So, after escaping...
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So remember that time Bioware wasn’t making shit like Anthem, and wasn’t constantly getting flack oleh everyone for making a god awful piece of shit that was unfun and ruined your consoles and they weren’t on the brink of death every time EA did something stupid?.... So yeah, let’s talk about Dragon Age: Origins
You play as either a noble human, a noble atau peasant Dwarf atau a peasant atau tribal Elf. Due to circumstances in either story, anda end up joining the Wardens, a group of soldiers that are able to fight the monsters of this land, the Darkspawn. But due to a traitor among the...
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