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 Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see! *Talks faster* Snooping as usual *Slows down* I see!
Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see! *Talks faster* Snooping as usual *Slows down* I see!


Doctor Eggman's base in Mobius.

Eggman: *Returns to his base in his Teleporting Time Machine*
Robot 35: Welcome back Doctor Eggman. Did anda succeed in getting us mechanics from Germany?
Eggman: Not exactly. *Walks out of the Teleporting time machine* I found soldiers.
Nazis: *Walk out of the Teleporting time machine with supplies*
Robot 35: How did anda get these guys?
Eggman: I accidentally time traveled into 1939, and I am glad I made that accident. These guys are ruthless. Now, we must find Sonic's cousin!

At Sonic's house

Sonic: *Inside his house watching Sean pack his things in his car*

Tails: *Helping Sean pack his things* I'm going to miss you.
Sean: I'm going to miss anda too. *Checks his list* Okay, that's everything.
Tails: *Closes the trunk*
Sean: Take good care of Sonic for me, okay? Make sure Amy doesn't kill him with her hammer.
Tails: *Laughing*
Sonic: *Opens a window* Where are anda gonna go to hide from Eggman?
Sean: I don't know. I'll tell anda once I find out. *Gets into his car, and drives away.*

My name is Sean The Hedgehog. I was born on December 23, 1996 in Mobius. It's a very nice place, but it often gets attacked oleh a guy named Eggman. I'm hiding from him, because he wants to turn me into a robot, because of my strength. If he did that, he would win the war against my cousin. The war started, because Eggman wanted to kill every single animal, and replace them with robots.

Sean: *Stops his car, thinking about where to go. He is holding a chaos emerald* I was never good with this, but here we go. Chaos control. *Teleports out of Mobius.*

I ended up in a place called Equestria. I had no idea where it was, atau who the people were. When I got there, I realized everyone that lived there was a talking pony.

Sean: *Turns off his car, and gets out* A town full of talking horses, and they're all in different colors.
Pinkie Pie: *Cheerfully bouncing to Sean* Guten tag, ich bin Pinkie Pie!
Sean: Can anda speak English please?
Pinkie Pie: Hi, I'm Pinkie Pie.
Sean: Where am I?
Pinkie Pie: anda are in Ponyville. *Sees Sean's car* I like your car.
Sean: Wanna drive it?
Pinkie Pie: *Eyes glowing as she smiles*

Song: link

Pinkie Pie: *Starts the car, and revs the engine*
Sean: *Sitting selanjutnya to Pinkie Pie* Alright, now what anda wanna do is-
Pinkie Pie: I've driven a car before silly. *Floors it*
Sean: *Sees smoke coming from the back tires* You're burning rubber.
Pinkie Pie: *Drifts to the left at an intersection*
Sean: Do anda drive like this all of the time?
Pinkie Pie: Nah, only when I drive cool cars like this. I make lots of money for it at car shows.

This berwarna merah muda, merah muda pony surprised me with her driving skills. She could drift, burn rubber, and also do this...

Pinkie Pie: *Spins the car at 180 degrees, and goes backwards*
Sean: *Impressed*
Pinkie Pie: Watch this. *Drives onto a field of grass, spins the car at 180 degrees again, and drives meneruskan, ke depan toward two trees*
Sean: Don't crash this.
Pinkie Pie: *Drifting a figure 8 around the two trees. Not a single scratch gets put on the car*

Stop the song

Pinkie Pie: *Stops at Sugarcube corner* I can tell you're new here. We never had hedgehogs in this town before.
Sean: Well anda berkata this town was called Ponyville, so I'm not surprised.
Pinkie Pie: I'll be right back. *Walks into Sugarcube Corner*
Sean: I wonder what she's getting. *Gets out of his car, and stands selanjutnya to it*
Pinkie Pie: *Has a wagon, and hits a red buttton on it*

Song: link

Sean: *Watching Pinkie Pie*
Pinkie Pie: *Starts to dance, and sing* Welcome welcome welcome, a fine welcome to you. Welcome welcome welcome, I say how do anda do? Welcome welcome welcome, I say hip hip hooray. Welcome welcome welcome, to Ponyville today. Wait for it.
Sean: *Sees a blast of confetti* Whoa. *Smiles* That was awesome.
Pinkie Pie: Yay!! *Hugs Sean* I'm so glad I made a new friend today. What do anda say we have a party?
Sean: That sounds good, and all, but I'm kinda tired. Can the party wait until tomorrow?
Pinkie Pie: *Sad* Are anda sure?
Sean: Yeah, I'm sure. Plus, I'd like to know lebih people around here. I'll be back here tomorrow. *Gets in his car* I promise. *Drives away*

I really was tired. I'd find a vacant part of town, sleep in my car, and when that was over, I'd go around to meet lebih of the residents in Ponyville.

On Mobius.

Eggman: Were anda watching Sean when he left Sonic's house?
Nazi 36: Yeah, but he disappeared.
Eggman: Was he using chaos control?
Nazi 36: We have no idea.
Eggman: Did anda see him with a chaos emerald?
Nazi 52: We couldn't see inside the car.
Nazi 36: It's possible he used chaos control.
Eggman: Let's start searching for him in different worlds then.

When I woke up, I saw someone standing in front of my car, staring at me with a smile.

Sean: *Gets out of his car* Who the hell are you?
pelangi Dash: I'm pelangi Dash, and my friend Pinkie Pie told me all about you.
Sean: Is that so?
pelangi Dash: Yeah. So, where did anda come from?
Sean: Mobius.
pelangi Dash: I'm not sure if I heard of that place.
Sean: It's a different world.
pelangi Dash: anda mean anda came here from a different planet?
Sean: Yes.
pelangi Dash: *Laughs* I don't believe you.
Sean: How about anda come into my car, and I'll prove to anda that I'm not lying?
pelangi Dash: Okay.

We both got into my car, and I grabbed the chaos emerald.

Sean: Chaos control. *Teleports himself, and pelangi Dash into Tatooine. A pod race is taking place* bintang Wars?
pelangi Dash: Whoa.
Sean: And here's a place I often like to visit. Chaos control. *Teleports himself, and pelangi Dash into Earth* The human world, also known as Earth.
pelangi Dash: *Sees a lot of humans walking around* This is kinda creepy.
Sean: Alright, then I'll take anda back to your world. Chaos control. *Teleports himself, and pelangi Dash back into Equestria* So what did anda think about that?
pelangi Dash: That was awesome!
Sean: Yes it was. So anda berkata anda were pelangi Dash, right?
pelangi Dash: The one, and only.
Sean: Well, it's nice to meet you. My name is Sean. Now if anda don't mind, get out of my car.
pelangi Dash: *Gets out of the car*
Sean: *Drives away*

I started feeling hungry. I wanted to find a place to eat some food.

Sean: *Stops at Fluttershy's cottage* Maybe the pony that lives here knows a good spot to eat. *Walks to the cottage, and knocks on the door*
Fluttershy: *Opens the door. She's nervous, so she whispers* Uh, can I help you?
Sean: What did anda say?
Fluttershy: *Still whispering* What?
Sean: What?

Well, this was stupid. We stood there for half a menit saying what to each other.

Sean: Never mind, I'm outta here. *Walks to his car, and drives away* I'll find a spot on my own.

I drove to Sweet apel, apple Acres. Up ahead, three fillies were running oleh the dirt road.

Applebloom: *Running* Y'all can't catch me.
Sweetie Belle: *Sees Sean's car* Whoa, that's cool.
Scootaloo: I think I know how we'll get our cutie mark today girls.

They stood in front of me blocking my path.

Sean: *Stops his car* What are anda doing? *Gets out of his car* Will anda get out of the way please?
Applebloom: How did anda get that car?
Scootaloo: Did anda make it yourself?
Sean: I didn't. I got it for free as a reward for stopping a bad guy from destroying a city.
Sweetie Belle: Who was the bad guy anda were fighting?
Sean: Doctor Eggman. I doubt anda three heard of him. He's from a different world.
Scootaloo: You're right. I never heard of him.

Just then, Diamond Tiara, and Silver Spoon appeared, and they were going to do what they usually do around the CMC.

Diamond Tiara: Well well well, looks like the blank flanks are still blank after all.
Silver Spoon: *Looks at Sean* And who is this guy?
Sean: Look, anda two seem intelligent. Do anda know what it means to go away?
Diamond Tiara: Not until we make fun of these three for not having their cutie mark.
Sean: Cutie mark? What the hell is that? That sounds like the dumbest thing ever. I feel sorry that anda have one.

No one has ever berkata that to Diamond Tiara. She was shocked oleh this, and walked away with Silver Spoon.

Sean: Do they always bully anda three like that?
Sweetie Belle: Not always, but whenever they see us they do.
Sean: I'm sure that is what always means.
Applebloom: Girls, I'm actually hungry. What do anda say we grab some lunch?
Sean: I'm hungry too. Where's a good spot to eat in this town?
Applebloom: Sweet apel, apple Acres. Follow us. *Runs to Sweet apel, apple Acres with her friends*
Sean: *Follows in his car*

Later at Sweet apel, apple Acres.

Applejack: *Making apel, apple Pies*
Big Macintosh: *Making apel, apple Cider*
Applejack: After we finish all of this, we'll get back to work.
Big Macintosh: Eeyup.
Applebloom: *Arrives with Sweetie Belle, and Scootaloo* Applejack, guess what?!
Applejack: Whoa, anda look very excited. What happened?
Sweetie Belle: Diamond Tiara, and Silver Spoon bullied us again.
Scootaloo: But this hedgehog with a sweet car made them stop.
Applejack: What are anda talking about?
Sean: *Walks toward Applejack* Hi. I'm the hedgehog your daughter is talking about.
Applejack: Daughter? *Looks at Applebloom* Oh, anda must mean Applebloom. She's my little sister.
Sean: No offense, but she looks too young to be your sister.
Applejack: *Laughs* None taken partner. What can I do for you?
Sean: Your sister says I can get a decent lunch here.
Applebloom: What do anda say AJ? Make him something that'll knock his socks off.
Applejack: Well, I just did finish making apel, apple pies.
Big Macintosh: And I made apel, apple cider.
Sean: That sounds good enough to me.

I sat down with Applebloom, her family, and friends. Together, we had apel, apple pie, and apel, apple cider. It was the best lunch I ever had. When I finished, I berkata that to Applejack.

Applejack: I appreciate it.
Sean: *Stands up* That was great, and all, but I gotta go. There are some other ponies I would like to meet.
Applejack: Have anda met Rarity yet?
Sean: No, what is she like?
Applejack: A neat freak sex addict.
Sean: Two bad things combined in one. I'll be careful. Thank you. *Leaves*
Applebloom: Applejack, what's a sex addict?
Applejack: *Sighs* Why did I say that outloud?

Doctor Eggman had a meeting with some of his soldiers.

Eggman: We will have three groups. Shadow, your group will cari Earth.
Shadow: Yes doctor.
Eggman: Blaze, take your group around Mobius. It's possible Sean is still here.
Blaze: Yes doctor.
Eggman: I found a place called Equestria. My group will cari there. Get your things ready, and prepare to teleport in half an hour.
Shadow: Will do doctor.
Blaze: Yes doctor.
Nazis: *Saluting Eggman* Heil Eggman! Wait. Isn't it Heil Hitler?
Eggman: He's not your leader anymore! I am! Heil Eggman!!
Nazis: Heil Eggman!!

Back in Equestria

Twilight Sparkle: *Looking at the stars with her telescope* This isn't easy to do in broad daylight. I never should have tried to race pelangi Dash. My wings hurt, and I'm going to miss the deadline for Celestia's assignment.
Diamond Tiara: *Barges into Twilight Sparkle's kastil, castle with Silver Spoon* Twilight!
Twilight Sparkle: Ugh, what is it?!
Silver Spoon: We need your help!!

I was driving my car around Equestria when this happened.

Sean: *Sees the fuel meter is low* I better stop to refuel. *Stops his car on the side of the road. He doesn't realize that he stopped in front of Rarity's boutique*
Rarity: *Watching Sean*
Sean: *Opens the bagasi, batang of his car, and grabs a jerry can. He opens the gas tank on his car, and refuels his car*
Rarity: *Walks towards Sean. She doesn't stop until she's right selanjutnya to him* Excuse me.
Sean: Yes?
Rarity: Who are you?
Sean: That depends. Who are you?
Rarity: I'm Rarity.
Sean: *Eyes widen as he finishes refueling his car*

Applejack's words starting echoing through my head.

Applejack: Have anda met Rarity yet?
Sean: No, what is she like?
Applejack: A neat freak sex addict.
Sean: Two bad things combined in one. I'll be careful.

I snap back into reality, and stare at the white unicorn.

Sean: Do anda know Applejack?
Rarity: Yes.
Sean: She says you're a sex addict. Is that true?
Rarity: Oh yes. I'm not afraid to admit it.
Sean: (Shit.)
Rarity: As a matter of fact, I want to have sex with anda right now.
Sean: We just met for crying out loud!!
Twilight Sparkle: *Teleports to Sean's left side with Diamond Tiara, and Silver Spoon*
Diamond Tiara: That's him!!
Sean: *Stares at Twilight* May I help you?
Twilight Sparkle: Is it true that anda threatened to kill these two?
Sean: What the hell are anda talking about? They were making fun of Applebloom, Sweetie Belle, and Scootaloo, and I simply told them to stop.
Silver Spoon: He's lying!!
Sean: You're lying!
Twilight Sparkle: I'm afraid I'll have to arrest you.
Sean: Arrest this! *Punches Twilight in the face, and gets into his car. He drives away at high speed*
Twilight Sparkle: Rarity, watch the two filllies while I chase that monster. *Flies after Sean*
Rarity: *Stares at Diamond Tiara, and Silver Spoon* So, would anda like to go into my boutique, and "see something grand?"

During the chase between me, and Twilight Sparkle

Sean: Why can't that purple asshole just listen to me?
Twilight Sparkle: *Shoots two lasers, hitting the roof of Sean's car*
Sean: *Lowers his window, and turns left. He uses his .44 magnum to shoot at Twilight twice*
Twilight Sparkle: *Gets hit in the wing, and falls down*
Sean: *Turns around, and drives towards Twilight. He gets out of the car, and looks at her* Now I didn't want to do that, but anda gave me no choice. If anda don't believe my side of the story, ask Applebloom, Sweetie Belle, and Scootaloo.
Twilight Sparkle: *Angry* anda mean those two lied to me?!
Sean: I'm afraid so.
Twilight Sparkle: When I get my hooves on them... I'm really sorry.
Sean: Don't blame yourself for not believing me. It's a common mistake hundreds of people have made. *Looks at his watch* Actually, I think it's time I go have that party Pinkie Pie wanted to throw for me. She's celebrating our new friendship.
Twilight Sparkle: *Heals her injuries with her magic* Oh, anda met Pinkie Pie already?
Sean: Yes. She was the first one that I met. Then there was pelangi Dash, then Fluttershy, then Applejack, her brother, her sister, and her sister's two friends, and I also unfortunately met Diamond Tiara, and Silver Spoon. You, and Rarity are the first two unicorns I have met.
Twilight Sparkle: Actually, I'm an alicorn.
Sean: What's that?
Twilight Sparkle: A unicorn with wings.
Sean: I see. Tell me, why do anda have wings, and a horn?
Twilight Sparkle: I'm a princess.
Sean: Then in that case, I'm pleased to meet you. I better go tell Pinkie Pie to start the party. Can anda get as many ponies as anda can to come?
Twilight Sparkle: anda can count on me. *Flies away*
Sean: *Gets in his car* Well, I'm glad nothing bad happened. *Drives away*

Sugarcube Corner was empty oleh the time I got there.

Sean: *Looks around* Hello? Anyone?
Pinkie Pie: *Pops out of nowhere with confetti* Surprise!!
Ponies: *Running down the stairs*
Sean: How did anda get everyone here so quickly?
Pinkie Pie: Oh, I broke the 4th wall.
Sean: *Looks at the reader* I can see that. I hope you're enjoying the story, because I sure am.

After breaking the 4th wall, we started to party.

Sean: *Grabbing a plate of chips, and sees pelangi Dash* Hey, it's you.
pelangi Dash: *Looks at Sean* Wha-, oh hey. I remember you.
Sean: How could anda not remember me? We teleported to different places together.

Staring at pelangi Dash, I thought she was beautiful.

Sean: anda look very beautiful.
pelangi Dash: *Blushes* I never thought of myself as that. I always thought of myself looking awesome.
Sean: Well, anda look awesome too.
pelangi Dash: Thanks.

Now time for the big question. I know we just met, but I wanted her to be mine. So I said..

Sean: Would anda like to go on a date?
pelangi Dash: anda mean anda want me to be your special somepony?
Sean: Yeah, whatever it's called. I want anda to be my girlfriend.
pelangi Dash: Okay.

Score!

pelangi Dash: So, what do we do on dates?
Sean: Lots of things. I'll tampil anda when the party ends.

Two hours later, in Appleloosa.

Eggman: *With 35 Nazis. They are in two trucks, and two airplanes* We searched everywhere, and no sign of that grey hedgehog!
Nazi 3: Sir, there is a place we haven't looked at yet.
Eggman: Where?
Nazi 3: Ponyville.
Eggman: Let's look for it then!! Pilots, cari Cloudsdale! We haven't looked there either!
Pilots: Jawohl Doctor! *Flying their airplanes to Cloudsdale*
Eggman: Sean the hedgehog won't stand a chance against me, and my army! We will defeat him!! *Laughing*

After the party, everyone except Twilight, and Pinkie Pie left.

Twilight Sparkle: anda know Pinkie Pie, there's something I've been meaning to tell you.
Pinkie Pie: Yes?
Twilight Sparkle: Since I've been a princess for two years now.. *Charges her magic*
Pinkie Pie: *Excited* Yes?!
Twilight Sparkle: I want your money!! *Uses her magic to throw Pinkie Pie into a wall. She runs away stealing all of the money from the cash register.*
Pinkie Pie: *Sad* Twilight?

Later in pelangi Dash's cloudhouse.

Sean: Why don't anda just put a ladder here for people that don't fly? anda didn't really have to carry me.
pelangi Dash: Good idea, I'll try that. So what do anda want to do?
Sean: You'll see, get on the bed. *Walks to a radio*
pelangi Dash: *Laying down on the bed*
Sean: *Puts in a CD that plays classic Rock & Roll music*

Song: link

Sean: *Lays with pelangi Dash, and puts a blanket over them*
pelangi Dash: Wait, what-
Sean: *Kisses pelangi Dash* Just trust me. You'll cinta this. *Gets on puncak, atas of pelangi Dash*
pelangi Dash: *Moaning* This hurts.
Sean: Give it some time. Have anda ever done this before?
pelangi Dash: No.
Sean: Well that explains it.

Stop the song, and play this one: link

Eggman: *Pushes a pony into a building* Where is Sean The Hedgehog?!
Pony: What the hell are anda talking about?!
Nazis: *Shoot the pony with MP40's, and kills him*

Meanwhile at Sweet apel, apple Acres

Applejack: *Harvesting crops*
Nazi: *Knocks out Applejack*

Fluttershy's cottage

Fluttershy: *Putting chicken food on the ground for her chickens*
Nazis: *Arrive, and arrest Fluttershy* anda are under arrest until we find Sean The Hedgehog!
Fluttershy: *Remembers Sean from the party, and gets worried*

Stop the song.

Eggman: *Standing oleh Sugarcube Corner*
Nazis: Mein feuhrer, we have not found Sean anywhere.
Eggman: Keep looking! Get lebih airplanes!!
Pinkie Pie: *Inside Sugarcube Corner, talking to Celestia* She just robbed me, saying she needed it more, because she's a princess.
Celestia: I see. Anything else anda want to talk to me about?
Pinkie Pie: *Spots Eggman with Nazis, and ducks behind the counter* Humans with guns. Send Royal Guards here quickly.

Later, the sun was setting, and two Nazis in airplanes were half a mile away from pelangi Dash's cloudhouse.

Song: link

Sean: *Laying in tempat tidur with pelangi Dash* This is too hot. *Takes off the blanket*
pelangi Dash: But the people watching this-
Sean: Sh, no one can see us from up here.
pelangi Dash: Okay.
Nazi Pilots: *Flying toward pelangi Dash's cloudhouse*
Sean: Can anda go all the way?
pelangi Dash: I think I can.
Nazi Pilots: *Flying toward pelangi Dash's cloudhouse*
Sean: *Hears the airplanes* Wait a minute. *Gets off the bed, and turns off the music*
pelangi Dash: What's going on?
Sean: Get off of there! *Pulls pelangi Dash off the bed*
pelangi Dash: But I don't understand!
Nazi Pilot: *See Sean in the cloudhouse* Shoot that window. *Shoots at the cloudhouse*
Nazi Pilot 2: *Shoots at the cloudhouse*
Sean: *Seeing the bullets go through the walls, and ceiling in the house* Let's go, get out of here!!
Nazi Pilots: *Pass the cloudhouse, and turn around to make another attack*
pelangi Dash: *Leaves the cloudhouse with Sean*
Sean: In the car! *Gets into his car with pelangi Dash, and drives away*
pelangi Dash: Tank!!
Sean: Where?
pelangi Dash: My pet tortoise!! Aw dammit, I hope he's okay!
Nazi Pilots: *Flying toward Sean's car*
Tank: *Flying toward pelangi Dash*
Sean: I see him!
pelangi Dash: *Looks at Tank, and waves at him* Come on Tank! Over here!
Sean: These pilots are annoying! *Stops the car, and grabs his M249 machine gun. He shoots both pilots in their planes, and watches them fly past, crashing into the ground*
pelangi Dash: *Opens the door*
Tank: *Gets in the car*
pelangi Dash: Good job Tank! *Hugs him* I'm so glad you're okay.
Sean: *Drives* Any holes in him?
pelangi Dash: None. He's fine. Thankfully, anda killed those pilots before they could shoot him.
Sean: Where do we go from here?
pelangi Dash: Twilight's castle.

At Twilight's castle, the purple alicorn was in a room with Luna, and three royal guards.

Celestia: Why'd anda do it?
Twilight Sparkle: I told you, I'm a princess. I need the money lebih then Pinkie does.
Celestia: It's not yours! I thought I made a good decision letting anda be a princess, but I can see that I made a mistake. It's time for your punishment. *Charges her magic, and blasts Twilight with it*

The magic didn't do anything to Twilight's body. She was still the same.

Luna: What did anda do to her?
Twilight Sparkle: *Talks in the voice of Ice Cube* Yeah man- oh shit. anda changed my voice man!
Celestia: selanjutnya time, I'll take your wings away.
Royal Guard: Princess, pelangi Dash is arriving with a grey hedgehog.
Celestia: Who could she be with?
Twilight Sparkle: Man I know that hedgehog. He's Sean. Met him at Rarity's boutique.
Celestia: Can we trust him?
Royal Guard: She seems okay. They must be friends.

lebih then friends actually.

Sean: *Stops the car in front of Twilight's castle*
Royal Guards: *Standing at the front entrance* Who are you?
pelangi Dash: It's okay, he's with me. Is Twilight here?
Royal Guard: puncak, atas floor. She's with Celestia, and Luna.
pelangi Dash: Oh good. *Walks into the castle*
Sean: *Follows pelangi Dash*
Royal Guard 98: *Running with bullets in his armor*
Royal Guard: What happened to you?
Royal Guard 98: Those humans Pinkie Pie mentioned. They kidnapped several ponies including Applejack, and Fluttershy. I saw them, and they nearly killed me.
Royal Guard: Is Pinkie Pie alright?
Royal Guard 98: She's aman, brankas in Sugarcube Corner.
Royal Guard: Inform the princess right away.
Royal Guard 98: *Runs into the castle*

On the puncak, atas floor of the castle.

Twilight: *Sees Sean arrive with pelangi Dash* Dash, nice of anda to stop oleh with Sean man. anda two can tell Princess Celestia to give me back my normal voice!
Sean: What happened?
Twilight: I took money from Pinkie Pie man, and she's punishing me for it.
pelangi Dash: anda mean anda mencuri it?
Twilight: Man I didn't steal nothing!
Celestia: Then how do anda explain the two grand on your dresser, that's also missing from Sugarcube Corner?
Twilight: Just a coincidence man.
Luna: We even got a video of anda stealing the money.
Royal Guard 98: *Arrives* Excuse me princesses. I don't mean to interrupt, but the humans Pinkie warned us about have attacked our town, and taken several ponies hostage.
Celestia: Where's Pinkie?
Royal Guard 98: Hiding in Sugarcube Corner, but the humans have Applejack, and Fluttershy, along with other ponies.
pelangi Dash: Oh no.
Sean: Eggman! Let's go!
Celestia: Who's that?
Sean: I'll explain on the way. *Points to the 98th Royal Guard* You, tell me where anda found them!
Royal Guard 98: They've taken over Sweet apel, apple Acres, and some of their soldiers have also taken control of some houses nearby.
Sean: Let's go everyone, we have no time to waste!

Everyone left Twilight's castle, on their way to Sugarcube Corner, to save the ponies taken hostage.

At Sweet apel, apple Acres, Eggman is waiting inside the barn.

Shadow: *Arrives in the Teleporting Time Machine. He has arrived with Blaze, and ten lebih Nazis*
Eggman: Good. This should be enough for our reinforcements. Now, we need lebih vehicles. Get us some trucks, and tanks.
Shadow: Very well Doctor. *Uses Chaos Control to head back to Mobius*
Eggman: Once he returns with the vehicles, we will attack this worthless world.

It was inside the house selanjutnya to the barn, where Applejack, Fluttershy, and other ponies were being held against their will.

Applejack: How many of us did anda kidnap?
Nazi: Seven. Can't anda count? They're all right selanjutnya to you!
Applejack: *Looks to her right, and sees Fluttershy, Roseluck, Daisy, Lily, Vinyl Scratch, and Colgate*
Nazi: And tell you're white unicorn to stop being silent!
Fluttershy: But she's deaf.
Nazi: How do anda know?!
Fluttershy: I've been hanging out with her for a long time, and she never says anything.
Applejack: Because she can't hear.
Nazi: I don't believe you. If she really can't say anything... *Walks toward Vinyl Scratch, pulling out a pistol in the process* She won't scream when I shoot her. *Shoots Vinyl Scratch in her leg*
Vinyl Scratch: *Holds her wound, but doesn't say anything*
Fluttershy: *Gasps* anda monster!
Colgate: (Wait a minute. I'm a unicorn. I can use my magic to get rid of this guy.) *Charging her magic*
Nazi: *Shoots Colgate's horn off* Nice try. There will be no escape.

Back at the barn, Shadow returned just outside of the front entrance, with five trucks, and seven tanks.

Eggman: Good work Shadow. Now I have another job for you. Some of our soldiers have started building a blimp while anda were away. Help them finish.
Shadow: Yes doctor. *Goes to the back of the barn*
Sean: *With pelangi Dash, Twilight, Celestia, and three royal guards hiding behind trees* They got trucks, and tanks. We need to be careful.
Twilight: Man, how we gonna stop them?
Sean: Everyone, except for me, and pelangi Dash can use magic. The two of us will use guns. *Gives pelangi Dash a Smith & Wesson 500* Don't underestimate it's power.
pelangi Dash: *Nods*
Shadow: *Gathering materials as quick as a flash, and builds the Blimp so fast that it only takes 2 menit to get the job done* Finished.
Nazis: *Clapping* Well done.

They heard gunshots.

Nazis: Scheiße. *Run into the barn*
Shadow: *Following them*
Eggman: It's Sean The Hedgehog! He's got some of those ponies helping him!!!
Nazis: Let's go!! *Running to collect their weapons*
Sean: *Shooting Nazis with his machine gun*
Nazis: *On the detik floor of the barn, returning fire*
Sean: *Lays down to avoid being shot, and shoots them*
Nazis: *Fall on the ground*
Eggman: STOP THEM!!!!!!!
pelangi Dash: *Shoots Eggman in the foot*
Eggman: Ah! *Falls down, and crawls to cover*
Blaze: Let's go!! *Holding two pistols, and kills three royal guards with them*
Eggman: Blaze, Shadow, bring three soldiers with you, and retreat in the blimp. *Gets into the Teleporting Time Machine, and returns to Mobius*
Blaze: How do we get back?
Shadow: With this. *Holding a chaos emerald* Let's get out of here. *Runs away with his army*
Celestia: They're running away.
pelangi Dash: Let's get them!
Sean: Dash, you're going with me. The rest of anda go save those prisoners. *Runs with pelangi Dash*
Applejack: *Sad. She is worried she will be shot like Colgate, and Vinyl Scratch*
Celestia: *Breaks down the door, and kills the Nazi with her magic*
Twilight: Yo, everyone okay?!
Applejack: Twilight? Why are anda talking like an African Equestrian?
Twilight: *Sighs* Looong story.

Shadow, and Blaze took off in the blimp.

Sean: *Stops running with pelangi Dash, looking at the blimp take off, then he sees ropes attached to the blimp* Fly up there, I'm using the rope to make my appearance. *Runs toward the rope, jumps up, and starts climbing*
pelangi Dash: *Flies to the blimp*
Nazi 34: Sir, we have company.
Shadow: *Looks out the window*
Blaze: *Flying the blimp*
Shadow: *Sees Sean climbing the rope, and pelangi Dash flying towards them* This is not good. anda three take care of the blue horse. I'll talk to Blaze, and see what she can do on taking down Sean. *Walks to Blaze*
Nazis: *Aiming at pelangi Dash, and shooting at her*
pelangi Dash: *Avoids getting shot, and kicks the door open*
Nazis: She's inside!
pelangi Dash: *Kicks a Nazi, takes his gun, and shoots the other two*
Shadow: Sean's almost here. Head towards that bridge.

Song: link

Now the bridge Shadow wanted Blaze to fly at looked exactly like the Brooklyn Bridge, but instead of going over a river, it was going over twenty train tracks.

Blaze: This will hurt him lebih then me. *Laughs*
Shadow: You're too low, go up.
Blaze: *Flies up*
pelangi Dash: *Tries to open the door to the cockpit, but it's locked*
Shadow: Must be one of our guys. *Goes to open the door, and unlocks it*
pelangi Dash: *Kicks the door open, and wrestles Shadow*
Shadow: Hey! *Moves towards Blaze, and makes her land the puncak, atas of the bridge*

Pause the song.

Sean: *Loses his grip on the rope, and lands on an arch going to the puncak, atas of the bridge. A train goes under the bridge as he starts walking to the top*
Shadow: *Pushes pelangi Dash into a window so hard that it breaks her wings*
pelangi Dash: *Punches Shadow, and knocks him out*
Blaze: *Sees Sean climbing towards her, and looks at pelangi Dash*

Continue the song.

Sean: *Almost at the top*
pelangi Dash: *Gets outside of the blimp*
Blaze: *Runs out with an ax*
Sean: Dash, behind you!
Blaze: *Swings the ax at pelangi Dash but misses*
pelangi Dash: Ah! *Loses her footing, and falls down*
Sean: *Grabs pelangi Dash's front legs* Stand on something!!
pelangi Dash: *Puts her back hooves on part of the bridge so she can stand* Look out!!
Blaze: *About to ayunan her ax*
Sean: *Moves back*
Blaze: *Hits the bridge between her, and Sean*
Sean: *Punches Blaze*
Blaze: *Grabs Sean, and pushes him towards a cable*
Sean: Whoa! *Almost falls, but grabs the cable*
pelangi Dash: *Watching the fight*
Blaze: *Chokes Sean with the ax*
Sean: *Tries to push Blaze off of him*
Blaze: *Laughing*
Sean: *Punches Blaze*
Blaze: AH! *Moves back*
Sean: *Gets back on his feet, and kicks Blaze*
Blaze: *Falls down, but gets back up, and tries to push pelangi Dash off the bridge*
pelangi Dash: Ah!
Sean: *Moves Blaze away from pelangi Dash*

Meanwhile inside the blimp.

Shadow: *Opening his eyes*
Sean & Blaze: *Grabbing, and kicking each other. Three trains pass under the bridge*
Shadow: *Slowly standing up*
Blaze: *Swinging her ax, and it hits Sean in his chest*
Sean: Ah!! *Kicks Blaze, and falls down*

We both grabbed onto a cable, but we were on opposite sides of the arch.

Blaze: *Hits Sean's cable with the ax once, then four lebih times*
Sean: *Grabs the ax, and takes it out of Blaze's hands*
Blaze: *Holding onto the arch, and nine trains slowly pass under the bridge*
Shadow: *Walks out of the blimp, and sees Blaze*
Blaze: *Close to falling off the bridge*
Shadow: Blaze!!!! Blaze!!!!
Blaze: *Laughs at the mention of her name*

Skip the song to 2:21

Blaze: *Falls off the bridge*
Shadow: Uh oh.
Blaze: AAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!! *Lands between two trains*

Pause the song

Master Sword: *Walks to Blaze* Hey!! anda don't work on the Railroad. What are anda doing here?!
Blaze: Dying. What are anda doing here?!
Master Sword: A very brief cameo.
Blaze: I wish that's what I was doing. *Dies*

Continue the song

Sean: *Pulls pelangi Dash selanjutnya to him*
Shadow: *Grabs a Desert Eagle*
Sean: Dash, get under the arch. *Stands on part of the bridge under the arch with pelangi Dash*
Shadow: *Fires seven bullets, and runs out of ammo*
Sean: *Gets back onto the arch with pelangi Dash*
Shadow: *Walks into the blimp*
pelangi Dash: What do we do to stop him?
Sean: Still have that gun I gave you?
pelangi Dash: Yeah.
Shadow: *Walks to the end of the blimp, and grabs seven sticks of dynamite tied together with rope*
Sean: *Takes the gun*
Shadow: *Walks out of the blimp while lighting up the dynamite*
Sean: There he is.
pelangi Dash: What do we do?!
Sean: *Shoots Shadow in the leg*
Shadow: *Falls into the blimp with the dynamite*
Sean: *Grabs his chaos emerald* Chaos control! *Teleports himself, and pelangi Dash off the bridge*
Shadow: *Stomping on the fuse, trying to put it out*
Sean: *Watching Shadow from pelangi Dash's cloudhouse*
pelangi Dash: *Next to Sean*
Sean: Like fireworks? Then you'll cinta this.
Shadow: *Can't put out the fuse, so he grabs the dynamite, and tries to throw it out of the blimp, but the dynamite goes off, and the blimp blows up*
pelangi Dash: Oh wow!
Sean: I told anda you'd like it.

Back at the train tracks.

Master Sword: *Sees the blimp on the train tracks* Oh no!! I'm not cleaning that up!!!!
Sean: All of Eggman's army either retreated, atau ended up dead.
pelangi Dash: Does this mean we win?
Sean: For the time being.
pelangi Dash: Yeah!!
Sean: *Laughs, but holds his chest in pain*

The wound from Blaze's ax started to hurt.

Sean: *Goes to a couch, and lays down*
pelangi Dash: Are anda alright?
Sean: I think so. *Looks at pelangi Dash's wings* You're not in really good shape yourself. Your wings are broken.
pelangi Dash: I know. I'll be okay. What about you?
Sean: Get a doctor, and let's find out.
pelangi Dash: *Goes to get a doctor*

Meanwhile in Mobius.

Eggman: *In his office, and is very unhappy*
Robot: Sir, did everything turn out to be okay?
Eggman: NO!!! Sean has become allies with a group of ponies in a world called Equestria!! For all I know, he's making plans with them to attack us! Even worse, Sonic is still out there!!!!
Robot: What should we do sir?
Eggman: Get lebih Nazis, clone them, along with their weapons, supplies, vehicles, and resources! I will get that gray son of a bitch! I WILL!!!

The End

The Incredible Hedgehog In Ponyville - SeanTheHedgehog. Copyright 2015
posted by windwakerguy430
Sonic: Huh… I wonder what this speed boost does (Steps on the boost and is launched down the street) Wow! I can go extra fast! Hmmm.
(1 jam Later)
Sonic: (Sets up an entire set of speed boosts) Alright, let’s go (Steps on the speed boosts and runs super fast, but soon ends up running too fast) (Sonic runs down the street)
Tails: Hey, So- (Sonic runs past him, tearing off Tails’s flesh and leaving his bones)
Sonic: (Runs down the street, destroying vehicles and buildings) (Sonic runs around the entire world multiple times in seconds, destroying cities and killing millions) (Sonic finally...
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For those of anda wondering what I think the greatest game of 2015 was, since everyone on the planet seems to be talking about it, I would have to say that the best game of that tahun had to be the groundbreaking masterpiece….. Alone in the Dark: Illumination. Oh, and Undertale was a great game to. So, since I obviously can’t review Illumination, we will just have to go with Undertale, as requested oleh Alinah_09. So, let us not waste anymore time (Then again, you’re membaca a review oleh me)
Undertale is a game created oleh Toby Fox, who also worked on….. Uh….. All I know is that he worked...
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~Story~

In 2275, Earth has become known as the NightLight Planet, as Amethyst City’s thousands of neon signs makes the city extremely bright, making it almost as bright as the sun. This became a beacon for other races on other planets to find Earth and see it’s culture and people. This soon lead to the discovery of alien life on other planets, and it was soon revealed that aliens behave like humans do, with well paying jobs, a perfect economy, a justice system, and similar reproduction methods. However, like humans, some aliens were involved in gang violence, robbery, trafficking, and assassinations....
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Quite some time later.

Rick, Daryl and Oscar sneaked into Woodbury, but first they had to sneak past a guy in his own house.

Rick, in a rare moment of intelligence, had an idea saying "I have a quarter in my pocket.. Maybe if I throw it, he might go investigate the noise and we could sneak away.. Not even use violence".

"Good idea.. Quick Rick. Reach into your pocket" Daryl insisted.

Rick reached into his pocket, but forgotten his own idea as he berkata "I don't know where your going with this".

Rick pulled an out quarter out of his pocket.

"Hey! A quarter!" Rick cried happily.

"Quick Rick, Throw it...
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anda died…. What else do anda want. anda just died… Okay, fine. anda then met me, God, of course. Who else is going to narrate this story? Anyway, anda came to me and said, “Who are you”?
I said, “I am God”?
And anda said, “So… you’re Sonic.EXE”.
And I said, “... You’re a special kind of stupid”.
And anda just sat there like a moron. Anyway, I then said, “Well, anyway, I am the actual God, the creator of the world, and so on and so forth. And you’re dead. anda got in a bad car accident. Smashed your ribs, which mutilated anda from the inside. Real gross. Blood everywhere. The...
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posted by Canada24
Well.. That's all I got for the story. So.. Here's a BEST OF RICK:

RICK: (first time seeing zombie) My god.. SHE'S SO DRUNK!

RICK: (to Merle while chaining him to pipe) I'm saving you. From yourself.. Look here Merle. When anda been a "stripper" as long as I have anda know when anda met a bad egg.. And your a bad egg.

RICK: (sees the horse he was ridding get eaten and begins freaking out oleh akting like a gorilla).

RICK: The kid needs surgery on his leg.

RANDELL: But I'm fin-

RICK: (shoots Randell in the kneecap) See.. It's getting worse.

RICK: oleh Morgan, hope anda never try to kill me in the future.

FUTURE:...
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Detective Smith: The london Homicide series 1-5

Episode 1: The Blood Bandit


January 4th 12:32 PM london Train Station

The large train came to a halt at the railroad in the town. The weather was dark and cloudy, as it was mostly these days. Joseph, a young scholar onboard the train, exited it. He examined the station, and looked around. It was a very quiet and quite dull area. Not much seemed to happen, as people walked off and headed to for their destinations. Joseph let out a sigh and walked over to a man wearing a puncak, atas hat, with an odd looking moustache.
Joseph said, “Excuse me, sir, do you...
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Now, I cinta Red Dead Redemption. It has an amazing open world, lots of activities to do, and a large amount of colorful characters. However, there is one character shrouded in mystery. So mysterious that he is only known as the Stranger.
Now, with an odd character like the Stranger, there were many theories that came up of who he is. There are many theories, but the highest three are that the Stranger is Death, Satan, atau God. Now, here's what I think. He is not Death, because well, Death only wants to take people to the selanjutnya life, nothing else. So, the fact of him being Death is invalid.
But,...
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Now, let’s talk about Resident Evil….. I cinta Resident Evil. I cinta them almost all of them. I cinta the first one, the second, the third, especially the fourth, Code Veronica, Zero, Revelations one and two, and even Umbrella Chronicles. Resident Evil 5 and 6 were stupid in my eyes, though. And don’t get me started on Operation Raccoon City. But, with that said, there are still great Resident Evil games. And if there is one good thing about them all, it’s the monsters in them. Resident Evil has many great monsters, even the bad ones. And today, I want to share with anda all the monsters...
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anda know what trend I’m getting kinda tired of? The whole “Princess has been kidnapped, go save her”. I’m not an extremist feminist, but the whole princess thing is kinda getting old. So, naturally, I felt the best thing to do was to make a daftar of the puncak, atas ten best. So, the rules for this daftar are as followed. Only from games that I have played, and only one game per franchise. So, with all of that berkata and done, let us start the list

#10: Princess Daphne from Dragon’s Lair



Okay…….. This is a bit hard to get behind. What, in the name of god, is this princess wearing. I mean…...
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Scrappy Doo
Hey, everyone. windwakerguy430 here… and I did some looking around. After my puncak, atas Ten Hated Characters in kartun and my puncak, atas Ten Hated Characters in anime lists, I noticed that there are a LOT lebih hated characters in kartun and anime. So, I decided to make another list. The rules are simple. Rule 1, The characters have to be from shows I watched. Rule 2, only one character per show. Rule 3, I will try to add as little anime characters as I can. And Rule 4, no characters from past lists. With that, lets start.

#15: Scrappy Doo fro, Scooby Doo - Wow, the most hated character on other peoples...
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Alright, everyone, after getting a feel for the game and after being able to experience it at my own friends home, and after hundreds of Youtubers have played it, and after many old fan are still angry over it despite them wanting the franchise to go back to their horror roots, I will be talking about Capcom’s new horror game. It may have taken a long time to get to it, and it may have made people saltier than the Pacific Ocean, but it’s finally time I talk about this game. Let us all take a look at the return to horror game, Resident Evil 7: Biohazard



So as anda can see, this game...
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So a friend of mine got me thinking the other day, who would win in a battle? An immortal demon who can stop the fabric of time itself, atau a blue little menggerutu, jalang who's got some burners on him?

...Needless to say, the victor wasn't Sonic. But then I started thinking to myself. I came up with an idea. An awful idea. An awful, awful, awful idea!

*Insert Obligatory Grinch Image Here*

But in all seriousness, I'm here to end the debat once and for all. To see who would TRULY win in a DEATH BA-

BE QUIET! anda wanna get sued, kid?

Uhhh. in a....BATTLE OF DEATH! Yeah, that's it. Thanks man!

 Anytime, mate.
Anytime, mate....
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Hello, everyone, and welcome back to Hidden Gems. Now, how many of anda know Sega? Okay, now how many of anda know Sega for anything besides Sonic the Hedgehog? A few of you? Alright, now how many of anda actually owned a Dreamcast? Probably very few. Well, that’s understandable. Coming at the worst possible time, the Dreamcast was such a commercial failure. So naturally, being a poor child, I had one of them, along with a Gamecube, and wouldn’t get the Xbox and PS2 until much later. I loved all these consoles, but the thing that I loved about the Dreamcast the most was the game Jet Set Radio....
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Elisabeth Hasselbeck: Now that we’ve uncovered that this game Dark Soul is the reason for the Craigslist killing, what else has this game done to our society?

Steve Doocy: It’s a good pertanyaan because for so many years, we never knew this game existed. Now that we do, it seems like the perfect answer as to why video games are ruining America.

Brian Kilmeade: Well, look closely at the title. It has dark right in the name. Clearly this game has some racial overtones that probably has inspired a lot of video game playing racists. It really speaks to how out of touch gamers truly are.

Doocy: Video...
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“Can anda lose your virginity if anda fall”
I don’t know. Jump off a cliff and then tell me what anda learn.

“Does looking at a picture of the sun hurt your eyes”
You have to look pretty damn hard for that to happen. But oleh that point, your eyes will be dangling from your skull…. So technically, yes

“My girl swallowed after oral and now I am worried that she’s pregnant”
Well, you’d better be awaiting the baby to be coming out of the mouth than

“8===D Is this a shovel atau a crying smiley face”
Oh anda innocent minded, stupid boy.

“Can anda actually lose weight oleh rubbing your stomach”...
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Now, I cinta horror movies. Their easily my favorit genre of film. Sadly, it is also the genre of film that has some awful movies. Then there are the film that aren’t even close to being scary. In other words, these are the worst horror film I have ever seen. Now, some rules. First off, only film that I have seen, so no Blair Witch Project 2, Manos: The Hands of Fate, atau Monster a Go-Go. Also, only one movie per franchise, so, with that said, lets start the list

#10: Nightmare on Elm jalan, street - Now, before anda all say that this movie was scary, yes, I agree. Nightmare on Elm jalan, street was...
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Trail 1
The Warehouse Incident

Prologue


Cole Phelps- I should have known it was you

???- I knew you'd find out eventually... Well, Detective Phelps. I'm afraid this is where it ends

Cole Phelps- No... Get Back... AAAHHHHHHH (Whack) (Whack) (Whack) (Whack) (Whack)

???- He he he he he. Now all I got to do is put the blame on that stupid guy





January 19, 11: 53 a.m.
Wind Waker Guy's Room

Wind Waker Guy- Hmm, What should I do today. All I've done yesterday was play Mario 64. Guess I could play Mario 64 DS
Phone- Rrriiiiiiiinnnggggg
Wind Waker Guy- This is Wind Waker Guy
Kebora Gebora- Hoot. Hoot. Wind Waker...
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Before I say anything, I want to start this off oleh saying that there is nothing, and I mean nothing, funny about a school shooting. School shootings are some of the worst things that can happen in our society, and bearing witness to such a travesty makes me worry for the safety of others and makes me feel terrible about the victims and their families and friends. So, tell me why in the name of god my principal wanted to turn a school shooting in my school into a goddamn Three Stooges act. Now, I am sure he didn’t intend to make it sound incredibly stupid, and he does in fact care about student...
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Chuck: Ready to go, Katey
Katey: Yep
Stacey: The military's coming
Chuck: Good. Nothing can possibly go wrong
(Meanwhile, with the military)
Boykin: OKAY, anda LITTLE GIRLS! NOW, THE OPERATION IS SIMPLE! KILL ALL ZOMBIES, AND SAVE THE SURVIVORS! NOW, pindah OUT
Soldier: Well, nothing can go wrong (Gas comes)
Soldier 2: Egh. Who fucking farted?
(Zombies change into gas zombies)
Soldier 2: Well.............. Shit (Gets killed oleh zombies, as well as the other soldiers)
Boykin: (Talking to dying soldier) Don't anda die on me, anda little bitch. Get up. I berkata get up
Soldier: (Dies)
Boykin: anda FUCKING PUSSY
(Meanwhile,...
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