Song: link
Twilight: *Floating towards the ground with the rest of the mane six*
Ian: Am I dreaming, atau is this actually happening?
Jeff: You're not dreaming.
Bryce: This is really happening.
Rarity: We have returned.
pelangi Dash: To host the best episodes of My Little Pornstar. We have back to back episodes starting at 8 PM, and then at 8:30, we'll tampil everyone My Little Pornstar: The fan Fiction. Enjoy.
This is a parody of My Little Pony. The voice actors for the mane 6 are..
Ice Cube - Twilight Sparkle
Kath Soucie - pelangi Dash
Sargent Schultz from Hogan's heroes - Pinkie Pie
Wally from The Cleveland tampil - Fluttershy
Tabitha St. Germain - Rarity
Ashleigh Ball - applejack
Now, let's begin. pelangi Dash was with Fluttershy in a parking lot full of Buicks.
pelangi Dash: Now, what have we learned?
Fluttershy: Nothing.
pelangi Dash: No! We learned something.
Fluttershy: Lots of control.
pelangi Dash: Good.
Fluttershy: Screaming, and hollering.
pelangi Dash: Yes, and most importantly...
Fluttershy: Passion.
pelangi Dash: Right. So now that anda know the elements of a good cheer, let's hear one.
Fluttershy: *Takes a deep breath, but instead of cheering, she farts*
pelangi Dash: *Not amused* anda really put that in there? *Starts focusing on getting Fluttershy to cheer* Try again.
Fluttershy: Try what again? Was my fart not good enough?
pelangi Dash: *Pissed off* You're not doing that!!!! Why do anda do that?!!?
Fluttershy: Rarity says it's appropriate for ladies to fart.
pelangi Dash: Then if that's the case, I'm glad to be a tomboy.
Intro
Theme song: link
Japanese Men: *Singing* My Rittre Pornstar. My Rittre Pornstar. Ah ah ah ah, My Rittre Pornstar.
Twilight: I used to wonder what friendship could be.
Japanese Men: My Rittre Pornstar.
Twilight: Then I found out it was for faggots.
pelangi Dash: I think I can.
Pinkie Pie: I'm German!
Rarity: I want sex.
Applejack: Faithful, and strong.
Angel: *Shouting at Fluttershy* hey Fluttershy, anda smell like shit!!!!!
Twilight: Man, there's a lot of faggots in this town.
Japanese Men: My Rittre Pornstar. Despite everything, anda are my best friends.
My Little Pornstar: Friendship Is For Faggots
Episode 12: Hitting 800 Miles An Hour
pelangi Dash was standing on a cloud. Some ponies were playing wild west music.
pelangi Dash: *Getting ready to practice for the Young Flyer competition* I've trained myself hard for this moment.
Fluttershy: Yes anda have.
pelangi Dash: *Looks down at Fluttershy* How can anda hear me from all of the way down there?
Fluttershy: The director gave us ear pieces.
pelangi Dash: Oh, I didn't notice that.
A train whistle goes off as pelangi Dash spreads her wings, getting ready to fly.
pelangi Dash: *Looks down at the ground*
Fluttershy: Do anda have anything to say before anda do this?
pelangi Dash: Yes I do Fluttershy, and that is.....
musik Ponies: *Playing violins to make the song sound dramatic*
pelangi Dash: .... I, think I can. *Jumps off the cloud*
Song (Start at 5:13): link
pelangi Dash: *Goes left, and right passing multiple clouds. Then, she flies around three big clouds. Next, she flies up going very fast attempting to do the Sonic Rainboom* This is the tough part. I'm gonna try my best. *Gets stuck in the air*
musik Ponies: *Stop playing songs*
pelangi Dash: uh oh. *Gets sent flying towards Twilight's house*
At Twilight's house, she was smoking weed with Applejack, Rarity, and Pinkie Pie. They had a huge collection of weed, and joints while listening to this song starting at 0:25: link
Twilight: Nigga, this is the life!
Rarity: I absolutely agree. Will this help me have sex with stallions?
Applejack: If anda give them the stuff, yeah.
pelangi Dash: AAHHHH! *Crashes into Twilight's house*
Pinkie Pie: Scheiße! She ruined the drugs!
Twilight: Man, at least the radio still works.
pelangi Dash: *Turns off the radio*
Applejack: What did anda do that for?!
pelangi Dash: I have to tell anda guys something.
Rarity: You're a lesbian?
pelangi Dash: No!! I don't even know where anda got that from! Also, why did anda tell Fluttershy that it's appropriate to fart?
Rarity: Because it's what all mares do.
pelangi Dash: It's disgusting! anda shouldn't be doing that!
Twilight: Nigga, why did anda crash into my house?
pelangi Dash: I was going very fast, but something sent me flying out of control.
Applejack: anda have wings. How could anda lose control?
pelangi Dash: anda make it sound easier then it really is.
Fluttershy: *Arrives* pelangi Dash, I saw anda out there! That was awesome!
pelangi Dash: I did terrible. I need to try harder if I'll do a sonic rainboom.
Twilight: Wut da hell is dat?! Is dat a drug?
Pinkie Pie: Nein. Der Schall-regen-Boom is a noise made when anda brake the sound barrier.
Twilight: Thanks for telling me bout dat. Now wut da hell is a sonic rainboom?
Pinkie Pie: I just told you.
Twilight: Naw man, anda told me about the Schall-regen-Boom.
Pinkie Pie: That's German for Sonic Rainboom.
Twilight: Nigga, I could care less about how to say stuff in yo language.
Rarity: *Farts*
pelangi Dash: Really? We're really going through that again?
Twilight: Shut da fuq up for a moment. Dash, don't anda have something anda wanted to tell us?
pelangi Dash: Oh yeah, but thanks to our arguing, I couldn't tell you. Anyway, I'm performing in the Best Young Flyers Competition in Pontiac.
Twilight: Pontiac. Nice. (I got a plan to sabotage her efforts!)
Pinkie Pie: What are anda thinking about?
Twilight: Nuthin' man. Do anda read minds?
Pinkie Pie: Nope.
Twilight: Then anda don't have to worry about it.
The selanjutnya day, The Mane 6 arrive in Pontiac Michigan.
Twilight: Yo Rarity.
Rarity: Yes?
Twilight: I'm giving anda a pair of wings to compete against pelangi Dash.
Rarity: Whatever for?
Twilight: If anda win, you'll have lots of stallions that'll have sex with you.
Rarity: I'm in.
Twilight: *Gives Rarity wings with her magic* There anda are mah nigga. The competition is about to start soon. Get yo pantat, keledai out there.
Rarity: *Farts as she walks to the competition*
Twilight: Not like dat!! (I think pelangi Dash is right. It is disgusting. Too bad I have to kill her.)
During the start of the competition.
Judge: Ladies, and gentlemen. Fuck the fillies, and gentlecolts bullshit, that's annoying. We will now start the Best Young Flyers Competition. Competing first, is Rarity with pelangi Dash.
Audience: *Clapping*
Twilight: Niggaz, I'll be right back. *Walks away*
Applejack: I saw her carrying a suitcase.
Pinkie Pie: What could be in it?
Fluttershy: I don't know. It could be anything.
Applejack: It looked big enough to carry a rifle.
That's just what she had in there. Twilight laid on the rooftop of the stadium, aiming her senapan at pelangi Dash.
Song (Start it at 7:08): link
Twilight: Nigga, you're goin' down.
Judge: Let the best young flyers competition begin!
Rarity: *Dancing in mid air*
pelangi Dash: Here we go with phase one. *Goes toward barriers, and flies left, and right to dodge them*
Twilight: *Fires a bullet at pelangi Dash, but misses*
pelangi Dash: *Nearly gets hit oleh the bullet* Whoa!! *Hits a barrier*
Judge: It seems that we have an assassin around here. However since we're too lazy to do anything, we will watch to see if the assassin is still here.
pelangi Dash: Time to make those clouds spin, atau whatever. *Flies around the clouds to make them spin. She goes very fast*
Twilight: *Sees Celestia* anda muthafuckin' white pantat, keledai cracka! Yo' gonna die too! *Shoots at Celestia four times*
Celestia: *Ducks, and avoids all bullets*
Twilight: ah, fuck you. I gotta concentrate on pelangi Dash! *Reloads her rifle, and shoots pelangi Dash in the leg*
pelangi Dash: Ah! *Makes part of a awan fly at Celestia*
Celestia: *Gets hit in the face*
Twilight: Fuck yeah nigga!
pelangi Dash: Okay, I gotta try that Sonic Rainboom. *Flying fast up toward space*
Twilight: Shit, why didn't I think of this before?! *Shoots Rarity in her wing*
Rarity: Ah! *Falls down* AAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!
Judge: Well, so much for Rarity. I'm giving her zero points for not pulling that off. Uh... She is coming back, right?
pelangi Dash: *Sees Rarity in trouble* I'll save you!! *Flies down toward her*
Rarity: I was just going to masturbate on the Wonderbolts for them!
Ew! anda know what? I don't even know why I keep putting anda in this show!
pelangi Dash: *Getting closer to Rarity*
Twilight: HAhahahaha! She'll never save her. They'll both die! Man, why are niggers like me such geniuses?
Rarity: pelangi Dash, please save me!!!
pelangi Dash: I think I can!
Rarity: I hope anda can!! I hope you're right!!!!
pelangi Dash: *Does a Sonic Rainboom, and catches Rarity*
Audience: *Cheering*
Fluttershy: anda know what? Fuck it. She can't hear me from all the way down there. So I won't cheer for her.
Pinkie Pie: But she just saved Rarity!
Fluttershy: So what? I saved her yesterday from choking.
pelangi Dash: *Carrying Rarity back to the stadium*
Rarity: I don't know how to thank you.
pelangi Dash: I do. Lose some weight.
Ooh! Burn!!! It's true though. Rarity does need to lose weight.
Police Ponies: *Pointing guns at Twilight* Stop right there!
Twilight: *Looks at the police ponies* Man, anda ain't eva gonna catch me!
Police Ponies: Look out!! She has the voice of a black man!!!!!!!! FIRE!!!!! *Shooting Twilight*
Twilight: SPIKE!!!!! STOP CALLING DA COPS ON ME!!!!!!!!!!
But Spike is still in Pornstarville. anda left him there.
Twilight: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!!!!!!!! *Falls down*
Unfortunately, Twilight survived being dead yet again.
pelangi Dash won the Best Young Flyers Competition, and got to hang out with the Wonderbolts. She got to do what Rarity wanted to do, and have sex with them. Well, she only had sex with one of them, because there's only one stallion.
Fluttershy no longer cheers for anyone whether they are her friends atau not.
Now this is the end. If anda liked this episode, good for you. Become a fan of it, and leave a comment. If anda didn't like this episode, go fuck yourself. anda should know better then that.
Okay, I was just joking about the whole go fuck yourself thing. I hope anda still like this episode.
Ending theme: link
Japanese Men: *Singing* My Rittre Pornstar. My Rittre Pornstar. *Waiting for the instrumental part of the song to end* My Rittre Pornstar, friend.
The End
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This is a parody of My Little Pony. The voice actors for the mane 6 are..
Ice Cube - Twilight Sparkle
Kath Soucie - pelangi Dash
Sargent Schultz from Hogan's heroes - Pinkie Pie
Wally from The Cleveland tampil - Fluttershy
Tabitha St. Germain - Rarity
Ashleigh Ball - applejack
Now, let's begin. Twilight Sparkle woke up in excitement, looking at her calender.
Twilight: Alright man, this is it. I am going to work on the 50th Winter membungkus, bungkus Up of Pornstarville.
Spike: Oh, who gives a fuck? Why does everyone have to take control of the weather?
Twilight: I don't know man! I just wanna help out, and get this winter weather gone! We want Spring to start properly!
Spike: There's just one problem. anda cannot use your magic.
Twilight: *Uninterested* Fuck it. Now I don't wanna do it.
Intro
Theme song: link
Japanese Men: *Singing* My Rittre Pornstar. My Rittre Pornstar. Ah ah ah ah, My Rittre Pornstar.
Twilight: I used to wonder what friendship could be.
Japanese Men: My Rittre Pornstar.
Twilight: Then I found out it was for faggots.
pelangi Dash: I think I can.
Pinkie Pie: I'm German!
Rarity: I want sex.
Applejack: Faithful, and strong.
Angel: *Shouting at Fluttershy* hey Fluttershy, anda smell like shit!!!!!
Twilight: Man, there's a lot of faggots in this town.
Japanese Men: My Rittre Pornstar. Despite everything, anda are my best friends.
My Little Pornstar: Friendship Is For Faggots
Episode 11: Winter Crap Up
Mayor Mare: *Talking to everypony* Our Winter membungkus, bungkus Up of 1965 will be the best one ever, because it is our 50th anniversary. Now let's sing a stupid song that makes no sense.
pelangi Dash: Three months of winter coolness, and awesome holidays-
Twilight: Yo, wut da fuq is dis?!!?
Pinkie Pie: We are singing.
Twilight: Hell no anda ain't! We have to get rid of all dis snow! There's too much white stuff on the ground!! Speaking of white stuff. *Grabs a straw*
Mayor Mare: Ignore that deranged unicorn, and start working on getting rid of winter.
Ponies: Yes Mayor Mare.
Twilight: Man, I ain't deranged. *Snorting the show* Dat shit's good.
Berry Punch: Is she high?
Roseluck: No way. anda can't get high on snow.
Berry Punch: Then I must be drunk.
Roseluck: Yeah, that must be it.
It turned out that Twilight really was high!
Twilight: Okay, I'm ready. *Walks over to pelangi Dash* Dashie, how's my favorit biyatch?!
pelangi Dash: *Uncomfortable with Twilight looking at her* What?
Twilight: I wanna help anda clear the clouds mah nigga.
pelangi Dash: Are anda feeling okay?
Twilight: *Starts to have mood swings, and is angry* DON'T JUDGE ME!!!! *Turns sad* Why don't I have enough weed?! *Gets happy* Dashie, I can see the sun smiling, and I cinta you! *Gets tired* May I borrow your pillow? *Falls asleep*
pelangi Dash: *Tries to lift Twilight* No offense, but you're heavy. *Lifts Twilight* Let's get anda back home.
Back at Twilight's pohon home.
Twilight: *Wakes up in her house* HOLY SHIT, WUT HAPPENED?!!?
Spike: anda got high, and passed out? pelangi Dash helped anda get back halaman awal before anda caught a cold.
Twilight: Nigga, what anda ramblin' about?
Spike: anda got high, had mood swings, and passed out in the snow. pelangi Dash helped anda get here before anda caught a cold.
Twilight: Then fuck you, and fuck pelangi Dash!
Later, the purple unicorn went to a Frozen lake where she saw Pinkie Pie skating.
Twilight: How does this help get rid of winter?
Pinkie Pie: My ice skating blades are so sharp, that they cut the ice into many pieces, and they melt very quickly in the water.
Twilight: Well the sun ain't even shinin'. The clouds are blocking it.
Pinkie Pie: It will all be ready when the pegasi clear the clouds.
Twilight: Man, dat'll take too long. Let me do it. *Uses her magic to get rid of the clouds*
Pinkie Pie: *Shocked* anda used magic!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Twilight: Yeah? So?
Pinkie Pie: It is tradition in Pornstarville not to use unicorn magic. We like to make things difficult for us to get anything done.
Twilight: That is the dumbest thing I ever heard. In fact, why don't anda just stop fucking with mother nature? Let the weather do it's thing naturally.
Pinkie Pie: Umm. How is that possible?
Song: link
Mayor Mare: *Arrives with three guards* What is this I hear about anda using magic to clear clouds?
Twilight: Nigga, I was doing anda a favor.
Mayor Mare: anda broke a tradition, and because of that, we must have anda executed. papillon style!!
Twilight: That movie didn't even come out yet! In fact, they didn't even start working on it!
Mayor Mare: Guards, the guillotine!
Guard: Yes Mayor Mare.
Twilight: A guillotine?! Nigga, anda out of your mind!!!
She starts running down the streets, between multiple cars.
Twilight: HELP!! DIS NIGGA IS CRAZY!!!!
Mayor Mare: *Chasing Twilight with the guards* Stop that pony!! She broke tradition, and talks like a black person!!!
Ponies: *Chasing Twilight with torches*
Twilight: This is 1965! Haven't anda heard of guns?!?
Ponies: Oh yeah. *Grab guns*
Twilight: FUUCK!! Why did I say that outloud?!!?! SPIKE, this is your fault!! wait he's not here!! It's Pinkie Pie's fault!!!!!!!!!!
Luckily for Twilight, she escaped the angry mob, and they forgot why they were trying to kill Twilight in the first place.
Ending theme: link
Japanese Men: *Singing* My Rittre Pornstar. My Rittre Pornstar. *Waiting for the instrumental part of the song to end* My Rittre Pornstar, friend.
The End
Twilight: *Floating towards the ground with the rest of the mane six*
Ian: Am I dreaming, atau is this actually happening?
Jeff: You're not dreaming.
Bryce: This is really happening.
Rarity: We have returned.
pelangi Dash: To host the best episodes of My Little Pornstar. We have back to back episodes starting at 8 PM, and then at 8:30, we'll tampil everyone My Little Pornstar: The fan Fiction. Enjoy.
This is a parody of My Little Pony. The voice actors for the mane 6 are..
Ice Cube - Twilight Sparkle
Kath Soucie - pelangi Dash
Sargent Schultz from Hogan's heroes - Pinkie Pie
Wally from The Cleveland tampil - Fluttershy
Tabitha St. Germain - Rarity
Ashleigh Ball - applejack
Now, let's begin. pelangi Dash was with Fluttershy in a parking lot full of Buicks.
pelangi Dash: Now, what have we learned?
Fluttershy: Nothing.
pelangi Dash: No! We learned something.
Fluttershy: Lots of control.
pelangi Dash: Good.
Fluttershy: Screaming, and hollering.
pelangi Dash: Yes, and most importantly...
Fluttershy: Passion.
pelangi Dash: Right. So now that anda know the elements of a good cheer, let's hear one.
Fluttershy: *Takes a deep breath, but instead of cheering, she farts*
pelangi Dash: *Not amused* anda really put that in there? *Starts focusing on getting Fluttershy to cheer* Try again.
Fluttershy: Try what again? Was my fart not good enough?
pelangi Dash: *Pissed off* You're not doing that!!!! Why do anda do that?!!?
Fluttershy: Rarity says it's appropriate for ladies to fart.
pelangi Dash: Then if that's the case, I'm glad to be a tomboy.
Intro
Theme song: link
Japanese Men: *Singing* My Rittre Pornstar. My Rittre Pornstar. Ah ah ah ah, My Rittre Pornstar.
Twilight: I used to wonder what friendship could be.
Japanese Men: My Rittre Pornstar.
Twilight: Then I found out it was for faggots.
pelangi Dash: I think I can.
Pinkie Pie: I'm German!
Rarity: I want sex.
Applejack: Faithful, and strong.
Angel: *Shouting at Fluttershy* hey Fluttershy, anda smell like shit!!!!!
Twilight: Man, there's a lot of faggots in this town.
Japanese Men: My Rittre Pornstar. Despite everything, anda are my best friends.
My Little Pornstar: Friendship Is For Faggots
Episode 12: Hitting 800 Miles An Hour
pelangi Dash was standing on a cloud. Some ponies were playing wild west music.
pelangi Dash: *Getting ready to practice for the Young Flyer competition* I've trained myself hard for this moment.
Fluttershy: Yes anda have.
pelangi Dash: *Looks down at Fluttershy* How can anda hear me from all of the way down there?
Fluttershy: The director gave us ear pieces.
pelangi Dash: Oh, I didn't notice that.
A train whistle goes off as pelangi Dash spreads her wings, getting ready to fly.
pelangi Dash: *Looks down at the ground*
Fluttershy: Do anda have anything to say before anda do this?
pelangi Dash: Yes I do Fluttershy, and that is.....
musik Ponies: *Playing violins to make the song sound dramatic*
pelangi Dash: .... I, think I can. *Jumps off the cloud*
Song (Start at 5:13): link
pelangi Dash: *Goes left, and right passing multiple clouds. Then, she flies around three big clouds. Next, she flies up going very fast attempting to do the Sonic Rainboom* This is the tough part. I'm gonna try my best. *Gets stuck in the air*
musik Ponies: *Stop playing songs*
pelangi Dash: uh oh. *Gets sent flying towards Twilight's house*
At Twilight's house, she was smoking weed with Applejack, Rarity, and Pinkie Pie. They had a huge collection of weed, and joints while listening to this song starting at 0:25: link
Twilight: Nigga, this is the life!
Rarity: I absolutely agree. Will this help me have sex with stallions?
Applejack: If anda give them the stuff, yeah.
pelangi Dash: AAHHHH! *Crashes into Twilight's house*
Pinkie Pie: Scheiße! She ruined the drugs!
Twilight: Man, at least the radio still works.
pelangi Dash: *Turns off the radio*
Applejack: What did anda do that for?!
pelangi Dash: I have to tell anda guys something.
Rarity: You're a lesbian?
pelangi Dash: No!! I don't even know where anda got that from! Also, why did anda tell Fluttershy that it's appropriate to fart?
Rarity: Because it's what all mares do.
pelangi Dash: It's disgusting! anda shouldn't be doing that!
Twilight: Nigga, why did anda crash into my house?
pelangi Dash: I was going very fast, but something sent me flying out of control.
Applejack: anda have wings. How could anda lose control?
pelangi Dash: anda make it sound easier then it really is.
Fluttershy: *Arrives* pelangi Dash, I saw anda out there! That was awesome!
pelangi Dash: I did terrible. I need to try harder if I'll do a sonic rainboom.
Twilight: Wut da hell is dat?! Is dat a drug?
Pinkie Pie: Nein. Der Schall-regen-Boom is a noise made when anda brake the sound barrier.
Twilight: Thanks for telling me bout dat. Now wut da hell is a sonic rainboom?
Pinkie Pie: I just told you.
Twilight: Naw man, anda told me about the Schall-regen-Boom.
Pinkie Pie: That's German for Sonic Rainboom.
Twilight: Nigga, I could care less about how to say stuff in yo language.
Rarity: *Farts*
pelangi Dash: Really? We're really going through that again?
Twilight: Shut da fuq up for a moment. Dash, don't anda have something anda wanted to tell us?
pelangi Dash: Oh yeah, but thanks to our arguing, I couldn't tell you. Anyway, I'm performing in the Best Young Flyers Competition in Pontiac.
Twilight: Pontiac. Nice. (I got a plan to sabotage her efforts!)
Pinkie Pie: What are anda thinking about?
Twilight: Nuthin' man. Do anda read minds?
Pinkie Pie: Nope.
Twilight: Then anda don't have to worry about it.
The selanjutnya day, The Mane 6 arrive in Pontiac Michigan.
Twilight: Yo Rarity.
Rarity: Yes?
Twilight: I'm giving anda a pair of wings to compete against pelangi Dash.
Rarity: Whatever for?
Twilight: If anda win, you'll have lots of stallions that'll have sex with you.
Rarity: I'm in.
Twilight: *Gives Rarity wings with her magic* There anda are mah nigga. The competition is about to start soon. Get yo pantat, keledai out there.
Rarity: *Farts as she walks to the competition*
Twilight: Not like dat!! (I think pelangi Dash is right. It is disgusting. Too bad I have to kill her.)
During the start of the competition.
Judge: Ladies, and gentlemen. Fuck the fillies, and gentlecolts bullshit, that's annoying. We will now start the Best Young Flyers Competition. Competing first, is Rarity with pelangi Dash.
Audience: *Clapping*
Twilight: Niggaz, I'll be right back. *Walks away*
Applejack: I saw her carrying a suitcase.
Pinkie Pie: What could be in it?
Fluttershy: I don't know. It could be anything.
Applejack: It looked big enough to carry a rifle.
That's just what she had in there. Twilight laid on the rooftop of the stadium, aiming her senapan at pelangi Dash.
Song (Start it at 7:08): link
Twilight: Nigga, you're goin' down.
Judge: Let the best young flyers competition begin!
Rarity: *Dancing in mid air*
pelangi Dash: Here we go with phase one. *Goes toward barriers, and flies left, and right to dodge them*
Twilight: *Fires a bullet at pelangi Dash, but misses*
pelangi Dash: *Nearly gets hit oleh the bullet* Whoa!! *Hits a barrier*
Judge: It seems that we have an assassin around here. However since we're too lazy to do anything, we will watch to see if the assassin is still here.
pelangi Dash: Time to make those clouds spin, atau whatever. *Flies around the clouds to make them spin. She goes very fast*
Twilight: *Sees Celestia* anda muthafuckin' white pantat, keledai cracka! Yo' gonna die too! *Shoots at Celestia four times*
Celestia: *Ducks, and avoids all bullets*
Twilight: ah, fuck you. I gotta concentrate on pelangi Dash! *Reloads her rifle, and shoots pelangi Dash in the leg*
pelangi Dash: Ah! *Makes part of a awan fly at Celestia*
Celestia: *Gets hit in the face*
Twilight: Fuck yeah nigga!
pelangi Dash: Okay, I gotta try that Sonic Rainboom. *Flying fast up toward space*
Twilight: Shit, why didn't I think of this before?! *Shoots Rarity in her wing*
Rarity: Ah! *Falls down* AAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!
Judge: Well, so much for Rarity. I'm giving her zero points for not pulling that off. Uh... She is coming back, right?
pelangi Dash: *Sees Rarity in trouble* I'll save you!! *Flies down toward her*
Rarity: I was just going to masturbate on the Wonderbolts for them!
Ew! anda know what? I don't even know why I keep putting anda in this show!
pelangi Dash: *Getting closer to Rarity*
Twilight: HAhahahaha! She'll never save her. They'll both die! Man, why are niggers like me such geniuses?
Rarity: pelangi Dash, please save me!!!
pelangi Dash: I think I can!
Rarity: I hope anda can!! I hope you're right!!!!
pelangi Dash: *Does a Sonic Rainboom, and catches Rarity*
Audience: *Cheering*
Fluttershy: anda know what? Fuck it. She can't hear me from all the way down there. So I won't cheer for her.
Pinkie Pie: But she just saved Rarity!
Fluttershy: So what? I saved her yesterday from choking.
pelangi Dash: *Carrying Rarity back to the stadium*
Rarity: I don't know how to thank you.
pelangi Dash: I do. Lose some weight.
Ooh! Burn!!! It's true though. Rarity does need to lose weight.
Police Ponies: *Pointing guns at Twilight* Stop right there!
Twilight: *Looks at the police ponies* Man, anda ain't eva gonna catch me!
Police Ponies: Look out!! She has the voice of a black man!!!!!!!! FIRE!!!!! *Shooting Twilight*
Twilight: SPIKE!!!!! STOP CALLING DA COPS ON ME!!!!!!!!!!
But Spike is still in Pornstarville. anda left him there.
Twilight: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!!!!!!!! *Falls down*
Unfortunately, Twilight survived being dead yet again.
pelangi Dash won the Best Young Flyers Competition, and got to hang out with the Wonderbolts. She got to do what Rarity wanted to do, and have sex with them. Well, she only had sex with one of them, because there's only one stallion.
Fluttershy no longer cheers for anyone whether they are her friends atau not.
Now this is the end. If anda liked this episode, good for you. Become a fan of it, and leave a comment. If anda didn't like this episode, go fuck yourself. anda should know better then that.
Okay, I was just joking about the whole go fuck yourself thing. I hope anda still like this episode.
Ending theme: link
Japanese Men: *Singing* My Rittre Pornstar. My Rittre Pornstar. *Waiting for the instrumental part of the song to end* My Rittre Pornstar, friend.
The End
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This is a parody of My Little Pony. The voice actors for the mane 6 are..
Ice Cube - Twilight Sparkle
Kath Soucie - pelangi Dash
Sargent Schultz from Hogan's heroes - Pinkie Pie
Wally from The Cleveland tampil - Fluttershy
Tabitha St. Germain - Rarity
Ashleigh Ball - applejack
Now, let's begin. Twilight Sparkle woke up in excitement, looking at her calender.
Twilight: Alright man, this is it. I am going to work on the 50th Winter membungkus, bungkus Up of Pornstarville.
Spike: Oh, who gives a fuck? Why does everyone have to take control of the weather?
Twilight: I don't know man! I just wanna help out, and get this winter weather gone! We want Spring to start properly!
Spike: There's just one problem. anda cannot use your magic.
Twilight: *Uninterested* Fuck it. Now I don't wanna do it.
Intro
Theme song: link
Japanese Men: *Singing* My Rittre Pornstar. My Rittre Pornstar. Ah ah ah ah, My Rittre Pornstar.
Twilight: I used to wonder what friendship could be.
Japanese Men: My Rittre Pornstar.
Twilight: Then I found out it was for faggots.
pelangi Dash: I think I can.
Pinkie Pie: I'm German!
Rarity: I want sex.
Applejack: Faithful, and strong.
Angel: *Shouting at Fluttershy* hey Fluttershy, anda smell like shit!!!!!
Twilight: Man, there's a lot of faggots in this town.
Japanese Men: My Rittre Pornstar. Despite everything, anda are my best friends.
My Little Pornstar: Friendship Is For Faggots
Episode 11: Winter Crap Up
Mayor Mare: *Talking to everypony* Our Winter membungkus, bungkus Up of 1965 will be the best one ever, because it is our 50th anniversary. Now let's sing a stupid song that makes no sense.
pelangi Dash: Three months of winter coolness, and awesome holidays-
Twilight: Yo, wut da fuq is dis?!!?
Pinkie Pie: We are singing.
Twilight: Hell no anda ain't! We have to get rid of all dis snow! There's too much white stuff on the ground!! Speaking of white stuff. *Grabs a straw*
Mayor Mare: Ignore that deranged unicorn, and start working on getting rid of winter.
Ponies: Yes Mayor Mare.
Twilight: Man, I ain't deranged. *Snorting the show* Dat shit's good.
Berry Punch: Is she high?
Roseluck: No way. anda can't get high on snow.
Berry Punch: Then I must be drunk.
Roseluck: Yeah, that must be it.
It turned out that Twilight really was high!
Twilight: Okay, I'm ready. *Walks over to pelangi Dash* Dashie, how's my favorit biyatch?!
pelangi Dash: *Uncomfortable with Twilight looking at her* What?
Twilight: I wanna help anda clear the clouds mah nigga.
pelangi Dash: Are anda feeling okay?
Twilight: *Starts to have mood swings, and is angry* DON'T JUDGE ME!!!! *Turns sad* Why don't I have enough weed?! *Gets happy* Dashie, I can see the sun smiling, and I cinta you! *Gets tired* May I borrow your pillow? *Falls asleep*
pelangi Dash: *Tries to lift Twilight* No offense, but you're heavy. *Lifts Twilight* Let's get anda back home.
Back at Twilight's pohon home.
Twilight: *Wakes up in her house* HOLY SHIT, WUT HAPPENED?!!?
Spike: anda got high, and passed out? pelangi Dash helped anda get back halaman awal before anda caught a cold.
Twilight: Nigga, what anda ramblin' about?
Spike: anda got high, had mood swings, and passed out in the snow. pelangi Dash helped anda get here before anda caught a cold.
Twilight: Then fuck you, and fuck pelangi Dash!
Later, the purple unicorn went to a Frozen lake where she saw Pinkie Pie skating.
Twilight: How does this help get rid of winter?
Pinkie Pie: My ice skating blades are so sharp, that they cut the ice into many pieces, and they melt very quickly in the water.
Twilight: Well the sun ain't even shinin'. The clouds are blocking it.
Pinkie Pie: It will all be ready when the pegasi clear the clouds.
Twilight: Man, dat'll take too long. Let me do it. *Uses her magic to get rid of the clouds*
Pinkie Pie: *Shocked* anda used magic!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Twilight: Yeah? So?
Pinkie Pie: It is tradition in Pornstarville not to use unicorn magic. We like to make things difficult for us to get anything done.
Twilight: That is the dumbest thing I ever heard. In fact, why don't anda just stop fucking with mother nature? Let the weather do it's thing naturally.
Pinkie Pie: Umm. How is that possible?
Song: link
Mayor Mare: *Arrives with three guards* What is this I hear about anda using magic to clear clouds?
Twilight: Nigga, I was doing anda a favor.
Mayor Mare: anda broke a tradition, and because of that, we must have anda executed. papillon style!!
Twilight: That movie didn't even come out yet! In fact, they didn't even start working on it!
Mayor Mare: Guards, the guillotine!
Guard: Yes Mayor Mare.
Twilight: A guillotine?! Nigga, anda out of your mind!!!
She starts running down the streets, between multiple cars.
Twilight: HELP!! DIS NIGGA IS CRAZY!!!!
Mayor Mare: *Chasing Twilight with the guards* Stop that pony!! She broke tradition, and talks like a black person!!!
Ponies: *Chasing Twilight with torches*
Twilight: This is 1965! Haven't anda heard of guns?!?
Ponies: Oh yeah. *Grab guns*
Twilight: FUUCK!! Why did I say that outloud?!!?! SPIKE, this is your fault!! wait he's not here!! It's Pinkie Pie's fault!!!!!!!!!!
Luckily for Twilight, she escaped the angry mob, and they forgot why they were trying to kill Twilight in the first place.
Ending theme: link
Japanese Men: *Singing* My Rittre Pornstar. My Rittre Pornstar. *Waiting for the instrumental part of the song to end* My Rittre Pornstar, friend.
The End