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posted by Seanthehedgehog
I could not believe my eyes when I saw this picture, tampilkan Frank Sinatra playing as Dirty Harry instead of Clint Eastwood. It would be interesting to see what the movie would be like. Wouldn't it? Well thankfully, I found a clip. It was deleted from youtube, so I have to write it out for you.

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Bank Robber: *Laying on the ground, bleeding with a shotgun laying towards him*
Frank Sinatra: *Dancing towards his victim while holding his .44 magnum as if it was a sword*
Bank Robber: *Tries to grab the shotgun*
Frank Sinatra: Ah ah.
Bank Robber: *Looks at Frank Sinatra*

Frank Sinatra: *Pointing his gun at the bank robber as he begins to sing* I know what you're thinking. Did he api six shots? atau only five? Well to tell anda the truth I kinda lost track myself. After all this excitement. But being this is a .44 Magnum. The most powerful handgun in the world. And it could blow your head clean off. *Waits a few seconds* anda gotta ask yourself a question. Do I feel lucky? Well do anda punk? Do anda punk?

The song fades away as the bank robber grabs his shotgun

Bank Robber: Fuck this. *Shoots himself in the mouth*
Irvin Kershner: Perfect. Now anda go to Chicago, and get ambushed oleh a guy in a black suit.
Frank Sinatra: Wrong film. That doesn't happen until 1980.
Irvin Kershner: Well, uh...then anda go to Florida. Then meet a midget in a swamp who teaches anda how to carry...rocks. With your mind!
Frank Sinatra: That also doesn't happen until 1980. anda know what? I'm just gonna go get shitfaced and kill Scorpio with a bottle of scotch.

And there anda have it. With a lot of singing, and drunk action scenes, this is what Dirty Harry would have been if Frank Sinatra was the star, instead of Clint Eastwood. Goodbye everyone.
posted by windwakerguy430
“Tiger… Hey, Tiger”
Tiger groaned as he stirred himself awake, inhaling through his nostrils as his eyes slowly opened, looking up at the bright sky and the moving clouds. Looking down at him, a young woman with red hair that stopped at her neck looked down with a grin, light freckles on her face, wearing a yellow style woman’s dress with brown boots. She graced Tiger with a chuckle as she joked, “Didn’t anda just get some sleep?”
“Well when you’re on the road for as long as we are, anda gotta get all the sleep anda can before another job.” Tiger answered as he sat up.
Along with...
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Have anda ever heard of the legendary ramen Noodle truck? The only way to get a taste is to catch up with it. Enter selanjutnya A-Class, a surprisingly flashy and fun little time considering it is literally a six-minute Japanese car advertisement made in 2012. Despite how short it is, however, the adrenaline rush you'll get watching this anime short is nothing short of thrilling.

By and large the best part of this short is the animation. You'd think it wouldn't have much effort put into it, but oleh lord Frith himself, is this a damn good looking Original Net Animation. The amount of detail and effort...
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So he’s an odd thing to just say out of the blue. Silent bukit, hill 2, in regards to writing, is a far better game than Resident Evil 4. In almost every single way, Silent bukit, hill 2 is the superior horror game. But, on a gameplay perspective, on a replayable perspective, Resident Evil 4 is the better game. And it is a game I remember playing when I was a little kid, and found far less scary than the Remake, so I was able to enjoy it far lebih at that age. So let’s talk about it, shall we?
Resident Evil 4 followed Leon S. Kennedy, a strapping young man who has gotten his first job as the president’s...
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Okay…. This is the first Legend of Zelda entry on the list… and hoo boy, I think I already pissed some people off with this decision already.
Legend of Zelda follows the story of Link and his companion Navi as they travel across the land of Hyrule, saving the Sages and trying to stop Ganondorf from taking over Hyrule.. Yeah, get used to hearing that story keterangan of other Zelda games. This was considered to be THE Zelda game back in the day, the one that everyone needed to play and is thought to be the greatest video game of all time. And while I don’t personally agree with that,...
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Even if anda don't like the movie, you're sure to enjoy a few songs from it's soundtrack.
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Girls: *Playing Rock & Roll music* Anata No Tenkei-Tekina Anime!! Anata No Tenkei-Tekina Anime!! Which is Japanese for, which is Japanese for... *Drum solo* Your Typical Anime. *Guitar solo* Your Typical Anime. *Guitar solo* Your Typical Anime!

Episode 1: Typical Without A Doubt

Narrator: Welcome to the wonderful town of Animeland. It is the most populated city in the world, because......uuhhh...
Women: *Laying down selanjutnya to each other, having sex with men*
Narrator: Yeah....that. Why am I akting surprised? This is Your Typical Anime. Now then, let's pindah on to the characters. The first...
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(Please be advised that there's some lebih mature humor in this, thanks in advance.)

Toon Link. The cartoon version of one of gaming's biggest icons, and it looks like he's here to stay.

And honestly, what's not to cinta about Toon Link? He's courteous, powerful, and is always way stronger than he PROBABLY SHOULD BE IN SMASH BROS GODDAMMI-

And is secara keseluruhan, keseluruhan a very memorable character.....Which brings me to the logical conclusion that he should RUN FOR PRESIDENT.

Why anda may ask?

Stop asking such silly questions. :)

So without further ado, I'm your host Killer Semenstar and let's get RIIIIIGHT into the...
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Wind: So, I get to go on a vacation to Spain, huh. This shouldn’t be so bad. I was getting sick of being in Ponyville all of the time anyway

Wind: Okay, I have no idea where I am going
Gonado: (Stares at Wind)
Wind: Uh…… Can I help you?
Gonado: (Speaks Spanish)
Wind: …….. Okay (Walks off)
Gonado: (Picks up an axe and follows Wind)
Wind: Well, that guy was a damn freak
Gonado: (Swings the axe at Wind’s head)
Wind: Goddamn it. Not again (Bend down to tie his shoes)
Gonado: (Misses, losing his balance, and falls off of the cliff)
Wind: Huh, wonder where that weird guy went

Wind: (Locks himself...
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We all do something to spend time with our siblings. Either it’s having a fun conversation with them, playing with them, atau just hanging out with them. What did me and my two brothers do when we hung out? We beat the living shit out of each other on a daily basis. So, when our little sister was still in elementary school, and my older brother still lived with us, we watched this tampil called Deadliest Warriors, where two different warriors from the past would be tested with their strength and then they would fight to the death to see who would win. It’s kinda like Death Battle if it was...
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(Note: This is based off of CinemaSins Everything Wrong With series. Also, this is just nitpicking. I do this out of cinta for Wind Waker)
You will first notice that this game was made in 2002, and considering that the bintang Wars prequels were made around this time, anda can tell it wasn’t a very good year
Well, it’s no wonder the town was attacked. The Triforce is just lying in a field right out in the open
Why does this village only have one horse
Man, when did Ganondorf get a bad case of crispy-burnt skin?
This game really loves shoving Ocarina of Time in my face, huh
So, the hero never came?...
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Now, I am just gonna put it out there. I am not a fan of WWE. Sorry, but I’m not. All I see when I watch it are some guys beating each other up for peoples entertainment. It’s like Roman gladiators… but with a lot less death. But, I am a fan of Harry Potter… the buku anyway. Never got around to watching the movies, and I only read the books. They were great buku that had great characters and weaved a good story. But, well, anda wanna know why I hate crossovers. Because of shit like this. Harry Potter Joins the WWE… Great. Also, the penulis states that this story is fiction. Oh, that’s...
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Now, if anda know me, anda know that I watch Abridged series. One of my favorit would be Dragon Ball Z Abridged and Hellsing Ultimate Abridged. However, all of these were made oleh TeamFourStar, so they are pretty much abridged geniuses. However, there is one Abridged that, sadly, didn't go anywhere. That is Attack on Titan Abridged.
Now, this one had probably the longest first episode out of any other TeamFourStar series. And they used there time VERY well. All of the comedy is perfect in this. From dark to slapstick humor. This abridged used all of it. Another likable thing is the characters....
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posted by windwakerguy430
Sonic X Parody - Episode 1

The following is a non profit fan based parody. Sonic X is owned oleh 4Kids and the Sonic Team. Please support the official release

Robot 1: And I was like, “That’s what she said”.
Robot 2: Ha ha, that joke never gets old
Robot 1: Yeah. Anyway….. Wait, did anda hear that
Robot 2: (Turns to see something running at them) Oh shit
Robot 1: Okay, don’t worry. We were created for this very purpose. We can do this. Shoot him (Fires at thing)
Sonic: Get out of the way (Jumps over robots)
Robot 1: ……………….. Shit
(Meanwhile)
Droid 1: Dr. Robotnik, it appears-
Eggman:...
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Ganondorf: Ha ha, no doubt my giant black guard killed Link. (Laughs)
Tetra: I honestly could care less about him
Ganondorf: Now, nothing can stop-
Link: There anda are, anda fuckign cheater
Ganondorf: Goddamn it, I have..... wait, what is that...... anda hold the final triforce piece
Link: Yeah, so wha- (Ganondorf slaps Link)
GanondorF: I'll be taking that (Picks up Triforce piece) Yoink. Finally, I have all three pieces (Giant Triforce appears) Ha ha ha. I did it. I got the Triforce. I'm so happy, I'm actually not going to kill anda all
Tetra: Really
Ganondorf: (Laughs) No, your all so fucked
Link: Hey,...
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JOHNNY KLIBITZ:
In my opinion. Johnny was the best protagonist. He's so fun to use.. And he's actually quite relatable in most ways. Coarse. This also goes for Niko, but that's anouther story.
Anyway. After his once best friend, Billy Grey had finally lost his mind and Johnny having had to put him down.
Johnny was in charge of the lost.. But he became a meth addict, and all that made him badass we're removed, because if it weren't I'm pretty sure Trevor and him would of been easily matched in a fight. But instead, Johnny was too gullible, and it cost him his life. And Trevor. Knowing they would...
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How odd is it to read a fanfic based off a commercial. Pretty odd. But if it's good, then I'm all for it... But, what if that fanfic has rape and incest... That's the Saving menit Saves Money fanfic.
Seriously, how does rape come to mind when anda write a fanfic based on a cellphone commercial. Well, fuck, someone did it, and, surprise, surprise, sur-fucking-prise, some one did, apparently.
So, it starts with our character, Brad, getting yelled at oleh his mother for wasting minutes. Well, so far it is accurate to the commercial. Soon, Brad gets pissed and throws his mother onto the floor. And...
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